Honey... What's this charge from PP*FASTSPRING?

webdox · 02-14-2019, 02:24 PM

The first rule of Perfect Team:
You do not talk about Perfect Team.

The second rule of Perfect Team is:
You do not talk about Perfect Team.

Third rule of Perfect Team:
If your significant other figures out what FASTSPRING for $49.99 and yells "Stop!"... you will go limp, tap out, the fight is over.

Fourth rule: Yes Dear

Happy Valentines Day

Dunzie · 02-14-2019, 02:56 PM

Clavette · 02-14-2019, 05:23 PM

Option 1: flowers

Option 2: your own credit card

Option 3: take care of the finances yourself

Option 4: (personal favorite) self employed business credit card

mcdog512 · 02-14-2019, 05:36 PM

Option 5: Go paperless on the credit card statement and delete them as they get delivered to your email.....or better yet, create a rule to auto delete as they come in.

asaintsfan · 02-14-2019, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mcdog512

Option 5: Go paperless on the credit card statement and delete them as they get delivered to your email.....or better yet, create a rule to auto delete as they come in.

Absolute genius!

Thalion · 02-14-2019, 08:15 PM

Relationships are overrated.

eldur00 · 02-14-2019, 08:25 PM

Surprise honey, look, I got you a perfect Honus Wagner for Valentine's day ! I know you're as thrilled as I am...

stl jason · 02-14-2019, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eldur00

Surprise honey, look, I got you a perfect Honus Wagner for Valentine's day ! I know you're as thrilled as I am...

exactly!

"just think, dear, this $50 will keep me at home managing my virtual baseball team so you'll always know where I'm at.... and I got 25000 bonus points for my purchase."

Clavette · 02-15-2019, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stl jason

exactly!

"just think, dear, this $50 will keep me at home managing my virtual baseball team so you'll always know where I'm at.... and I got 25000 bonus points for my purchase."

This works!

Were "spending time" together

Ty Cobb · 02-15-2019, 10:29 AM

It looks more like this:

The Game · 02-15-2019, 10:44 AM

stealing that

zrog2000 · 02-15-2019, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ty Cobb

It looks more like this:

That's so freaking funny!

Pineywoods OOTPer · 02-16-2019, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ty Cobb

It looks more like this:

My wife got a kick out of this.

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the_mad_monk · 02-16-2019, 10:10 PM

Should be charged as some bogus restaurant (like those smarter strip clubs do).

02-14-2019, 02:24 PM	#1
webdox Minors (Triple A) Join Date: Dec 2018 Posts: 295	Honey... What's this charge from PP*FASTSPRING? The first rule of Perfect Team: You do not talk about Perfect Team. The second rule of Perfect Team is: You do not talk about Perfect Team. Third rule of Perfect Team: If your significant other figures out what FASTSPRING for $49.99 and yells "Stop!"... you will go limp, tap out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: Yes Dear Happy Valentines Day

02-15-2019, 10:29 AM	#10
Ty Cobb Hall Of Famer Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Grayling, MI Posts: 4,595	At my house... It looks more like this: Attached Images __________________ "You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me." Thanos

02-15-2019, 10:44 AM	#11
The Game Hall Of Famer Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Inside The Game Posts: 30,937	stealing that __________________ Go today don't wait for tomorrow It isn't promised, all the time you get borrowed Don't live your life for other people Don't bottle your emotions till they crack and fill a couple just sorrows Take your mind and refocus go get a paper write your goals out Throw your middle fingers to all your haters "Stay Strong"

02-14-2019, 02:56 PM	#2
Dunzie All Star Reserve Join Date: Nov 2018 Location: Guelph, ON, CAN Posts: 588

02-14-2019, 05:23 PM	#3
Clavette Major Leagues Join Date: Mar 2018 Location: Connecticut Posts: 371	Option 1: flowers Option 2: your own credit card Option 3: take care of the finances yourself Option 4: (personal favorite) self employed business credit card

02-14-2019, 05:36 PM	#4
mcdog512 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2018 Location: Pack Robert Gibson; November 9, 1935 – October 2, 2020 Posts: 2,339	Option 5: Go paperless on the credit card statement and delete them as they get delivered to your email.....or better yet, create a rule to auto delete as they come in.

02-14-2019, 08:15 PM	#6
Thalion Major Leagues Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 413	Relationships are overrated.

02-14-2019, 08:25 PM	#7
eldur00 All Star Reserve Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 506	Surprise honey, look, I got you a perfect Honus Wagner for Valentine's day ! I know you're as thrilled as I am...

02-16-2019, 10:10 PM	#14
the_mad_monk Major Leagues Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: USA Posts: 498	Should be charged as some bogus restaurant (like those smarter strip clubs do).