2006 Cubs Thread! - Page 15

ihatenames · 05-26-2006, 06:14 PM

Why is neifi batting second? Have you seen the rest of the cubs squad and/or dusty bakers fetish with mediocre players?

Why is Neifi on a team? See answer to first question

TonyJ · 05-26-2006, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by bigdgp2

I have two questions..

1) Why is Neifi batting 2nd in the lineup?
2) Why is Neifi on a team?

Also, the Cubs get another player that "helps" the team lose: -12.3 VORP Tony Womack. The Cubs have so many players that are either below or around replacement player value that it's not even funny anymore. To the Cubs '07 Baker-less season:

Who woulda thunk it: the Cubs losing with an OF that includes Murton - Pierre - Jones. Better luck next season Cubbies!

The answer to both of your questions is that Baker is a moron. However, apparently he has a two year extension and they are just waiting for a three game winning streak or whatever to announce it. Once again, I'm an A's fan for the duration of the season.

cibl commish · 05-27-2006, 04:02 AM

I can't even believe they lost that game yesterday.. I work nights so I had to finally go to bed when they had a comfy 5-2 lead.. Was shocked to see they choked it off at the end.

darkhorse · 05-27-2006, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by TonyJ

Once again, I'm an A's fan for the duration of the season.

I ken macha that decision, but choose not to.

piperclap · 05-27-2006, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by TonyJ

The answer to both of your questions is that Baker is a moron. However, apparently he has a two year extension and they are just waiting for a three game winning streak or whatever to announce it. Once again, I'm an A's fan for the duration of the season.

I keep on hearing this about Baker, and I keep on wishing I was dead.

WHY THE **** DOES HE GET AN EXTENSION!?!?!?!

**** **** ****. ****ity **** ****.

GAHHHHH

This is getting bad. I was sitting in a bar talking to a girl the other day (well pretending to listen while watching the ticker scroll on the TV over her shoulder), and saw the Cubs score and I started cursing uncontrollably.

Dusty Baker is cock blocking me and now he's getting an extension!?!?!? Bull****.

Modern Relic · 06-01-2006, 08:23 AM

Phil Nevin, huh? Geez, I know the pickings are slim out there right now but, Phil Nevin?!?!?

Eeesh, I looked at this guys line from the last 3 seasons...combined. It's not pretty. Not sure what they're expecting from this guy.

On the other hand, Jacque Jones hit .330 in May.

JDOldSchool · 06-03-2006, 06:00 PM

Roberto Novoa > Neifi Perez.

That is all.

mauboy · 06-03-2006, 06:04 PM

The team has hit well so far today, guess who's not hitting? Yah, Pierre, as usual, and of course that mother****** who for some reason keeps getting to bat second, Neifi Perez. I thought maybe we got Nevin so he can play everyday first base and move Walker over to second everyday leaving Neifi to come in the game once every 5 games. But, noooo.

mauboy · 06-03-2006, 06:05 PM

Oh, and now Jacque Jones is actually our best hitter so far this year...and he's batting in the seven spot. Genius. Pure Genius!

piperclap · 06-04-2006, 12:59 AM

****. one more game and it'll be the three game winning streak they have been waiting for to announce Baker's extension.

I'm confused now. Do I want them to lose tomorow to postpone the inevitable extension announcement? Or do I want them to beat those ****ing Cardinals because there's nothing better than making people from mizzou feel even worse about their lots in life.

Either way, I hate Dusty Baker.

JDOldSchool · 06-04-2006, 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by piperclap

****. one more game and it'll be the three game winning streak they have been waiting for to announce Baker's extension.

I'm confused now. Do I want them to lose tomorow to postpone the inevitable extension announcement? Or do I want them to beat those ****ing Cardinals because there's nothing better than making people from mizzou feel even worse about their lots in life.

Either way, I hate Dusty Baker.

Like you say, it's inevitable. May as well root for your team.

mauboy · 06-04-2006, 08:08 AM

The Cards are losing on purpose so the Cubs resign Baker. ****ers.

mauboy · 06-05-2006, 10:08 PM

When Z is on... Z is ON!

Turn it on if you don't already. 8th inning, 8-0. I won't state anything else though, but turn it on.

Modern Relic · 06-06-2006, 10:11 AM

Nice!

piperclap · 06-07-2006, 01:00 PM

Another solid draft by the Cubbies.

First round pick-someone who had a hot month and projects to be a banjo-hitting weak armed centerfielder.

Next pick, in the fifth round, someone who will never ever suit up even in rookie ball.

Solid, solid draft.

mauboy · 06-11-2006, 04:14 PM

All right. The Cubs win 3 out of 4 against the Reds when it very well could've been a sweep had we not had f***in' Rusch pitching in one of the games.

With Marmol looking impressive in his few showings so far this year, we have our replacement for Wood as it seems like he's finished.. lol *sigh*

With Prior coming back we can finally move Rusch to the waivers where no one will claim him I would think.

Modern Relic · 06-15-2006, 06:16 PM

Just a quick note for the Cub fans concerning Gary Matthews Jr. I know he never amounted with the Cubs, but I was a big fan of his father's and hoped he would succeed. It looks like he may have finally figured things out. Check out the line he is putting up leading off for the Rangers. link

I wish we had him right now.

piperclap · 06-15-2006, 06:21 PM

Sweet.

Sarge JR and Korey "Don't Call me Floyd" Patterson are both tearing **** up...After leaving the tutiledge of Dusty Baker and the Cubs coaching staff.

Hmmmmmm....

Modern Relic · 06-15-2006, 06:26 PM

I hear what you're saying, but let's not get completely carried away. In the case of Sarge Jr, he's been gone for 5 seasons, and is only now "getting it."

In the case of Patterson, I think it is pretty clear that he refused to change his game with the Cubs. He said that repeatedly. Now, if you want to fault the Cubs coaching staff for being unable to get him to change, that is a fair point. But I think at least part of the blame rests on Patterson's own stubbornness.

piperclap · 06-15-2006, 06:33 PM

I want to blame Dusty Baker for everything bad that has happened in my life ever.

My god, I hate him so. And neifi perez.

I get to see the cubbies 3 times next week at the Metrodump. Some signs I'm making:

Trade Neifi

Ooh. Nice Marmot(strikethrough) Marmol.

Clearly, I'm short of ideas.

05-26-2006, 06:14 PM	#281
ihatenames Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Rockford Posts: 2,534	Why is neifi batting second? Have you seen the rest of the cubs squad and/or dusty bakers fetish with mediocre players? Why is Neifi on a team? See answer to first question __________________ New Album coming soon!

05-27-2006, 04:02 AM	#283
cibl commish All Star Reserve Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 611	I can't even believe they lost that game yesterday.. I work nights so I had to finally go to bed when they had a comfy 5-2 lead.. Was shocked to see they choked it off at the end. __________________ Rick

06-01-2006, 08:23 AM	#286
Modern Relic All Star Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 1,266	Phil Nevin, huh? Geez, I know the pickings are slim out there right now but, Phil Nevin?!?!? Eeesh, I looked at this guys line from the last 3 seasons...combined. It's not pretty. Not sure what they're expecting from this guy. On the other hand, Jacque Jones hit .330 in May. __________________ American Folklore Baseball League (closed): Commissioner/GM - Mudville Nine (ruled!) Former member of Boys of Summer: GM - St. Louis Browns (doormats!) Former member of the OTBL: GM - Gashouse Gorillas (also ruled!) "People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." Rogers Hornsby

06-06-2006, 10:11 AM	#294
Modern Relic All Star Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 1,266	Nice! __________________ American Folklore Baseball League (closed): Commissioner/GM - Mudville Nine (ruled!) Former member of Boys of Summer: GM - St. Louis Browns (doormats!) Former member of the OTBL: GM - Gashouse Gorillas (also ruled!) "People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." Rogers Hornsby

06-15-2006, 06:16 PM	#297
Modern Relic All Star Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 1,266	Just a quick note for the Cub fans concerning Gary Matthews Jr. I know he never amounted with the Cubs, but I was a big fan of his father's and hoped he would succeed. It looks like he may have finally figured things out. Check out the line he is putting up leading off for the Rangers. link I wish we had him right now. __________________ American Folklore Baseball League (closed): Commissioner/GM - Mudville Nine (ruled!) Former member of Boys of Summer: GM - St. Louis Browns (doormats!) Former member of the OTBL: GM - Gashouse Gorillas (also ruled!) "People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." Rogers Hornsby Last edited by Modern Relic; 06-18-2006 at 05:44 PM.

06-03-2006, 06:00 PM	#287
JDOldSchool Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 4,023	Roberto Novoa > Neifi Perez. That is all.

06-03-2006, 06:04 PM	#288
mauboy Hall Of Famer Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 2,906	The team has hit well so far today, guess who's not hitting? Yah, Pierre, as usual, and of course that mother****** who for some reason keeps getting to bat second, Neifi Perez. I thought maybe we got Nevin so he can play everyday first base and move Walker over to second everyday leaving Neifi to come in the game once every 5 games. But, noooo.

06-03-2006, 06:05 PM	#289
mauboy Hall Of Famer Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 2,906	Oh, and now Jacque Jones is actually our best hitter so far this year...and he's batting in the seven spot. Genius. Pure Genius!

06-04-2006, 12:59 AM	#290
piperclap All Star Reserve Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 671	**. one more game and it'll be the three game winning streak they have been waiting for to announce Baker's extension. I'm confused now. Do I want them to lose tomorow to postpone the inevitable extension announcement? Or do I want them to beat those **ing Cardinals because there's nothing better than making people from mizzou feel even worse about their lots in life. Either way, I hate Dusty Baker.

06-04-2006, 08:08 AM	#292
mauboy Hall Of Famer Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 2,906	The Cards are losing on purpose so the Cubs resign Baker. ****ers.

06-05-2006, 10:08 PM	#293
mauboy Hall Of Famer Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 2,906	When Z is on... Z is ON! Turn it on if you don't already. 8th inning, 8-0. I won't state anything else though, but turn it on.

06-07-2006, 01:00 PM	#295
piperclap All Star Reserve Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 671	Another solid draft by the Cubbies. First round pick-someone who had a hot month and projects to be a banjo-hitting weak armed centerfielder. Next pick, in the fifth round, someone who will never ever suit up even in rookie ball. Solid, solid draft.

06-11-2006, 04:14 PM	#296
mauboy Hall Of Famer Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 2,906	All right. The Cubs win 3 out of 4 against the Reds when it very well could've been a sweep had we not had f**in' Rusch pitching in one of the games. With Marmol looking impressive in his few showings so far this year, we have our replacement for Wood as it seems like he's finished.. lol sigh* With Prior coming back we can finally move Rusch to the waivers where no one will claim him I would think.

06-15-2006, 06:21 PM	#298
piperclap All Star Reserve Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 671	Sweet. Sarge JR and Korey "Don't Call me Floyd" Patterson are both tearing **** up...After leaving the tutiledge of Dusty Baker and the Cubs coaching staff. Hmmmmmm....

06-15-2006, 06:26 PM	#299
Modern Relic All Star Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 1,266	I hear what you're saying, but let's not get completely carried away. In the case of Sarge Jr, he's been gone for 5 seasons, and is only now "getting it." In the case of Patterson, I think it is pretty clear that he refused to change his game with the Cubs. He said that repeatedly. Now, if you want to fault the Cubs coaching staff for being unable to get him to change, that is a fair point. But I think at least part of the blame rests on Patterson's own stubbornness. __________________ American Folklore Baseball League (closed): Commissioner/GM - Mudville Nine (ruled!) Former member of Boys of Summer: GM - St. Louis Browns (doormats!) Former member of the OTBL: GM - Gashouse Gorillas (also ruled!) "People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." Rogers Hornsby

06-15-2006, 06:33 PM	#300
piperclap All Star Reserve Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 671	I want to blame Dusty Baker for everything bad that has happened in my life ever. My god, I hate him so. And neifi perez. I get to see the cubbies 3 times next week at the Metrodump. Some signs I'm making: Trade Neifi Ooh. Nice Marmot(strikethrough) Marmol. Clearly, I'm short of ideas.