2005 white sox rule

Anti-Dye · 04-23-2005, 12:18 AM

im using halofans 2005 rosters cuz i think its the best

im taking the white sox and im gonna make them ws champs

heres my team

c

aj pierzynski iz gay no power for c so hes gay my backup sux 2

1b

thomas and konerko rule gload iz gay

2b

iguchi iz ok but harris and ozunka r gay

ss

i need a real ss

3b

crede iz good tho he looks like a bulfrog

lf

perez iz gay

cf

pod rules tho he looks like a chipmunk rowand iz gay

rf

jermaine needz 2 die and everett sux 2

im gona do p next and then im gona do tradez cuz only pod crede thomas and konerko rule i need beter playerz

Anti-Dye · 04-23-2005, 12:26 AM

sp

buehrle garcia garland and contreras rule but hernadez sux hes old and getz 2 much money so im gona trade him

mr

i dont care about mr cuz mrs r boring but mr zero and cotts sux and vizcaino rulez

cl

marte rulez

k im gona make sum trades now 2 make my l/u beter tho i like my p staff

im not gona do minorz cuz the only minor legue playerz i like r the onez i draft

BadluckinOOTP · 04-23-2005, 12:42 AM

UngratefulDead · 04-23-2005, 12:58 AM

Looks great! I'll be reading.

Anti-Dye · 04-23-2005, 01:25 AM

thx ud im glad u lik it

sory badluck i dont type 2 good

i trade pierzynski and iguchi 2 detroit 4 pudge

pudge iz the best player evuh if i wuz gay id do the fudge w/pudge

i trade jermaine needz 2 die to tampa 4 bj upton i hope dye breakz hiz leg when he runz

i trade mr zero and cotts to yankeez 4 mussina

nobody wil take hernadez cuz he eatz money i hate hernandez

i call up kevin walker and jon adkins 2 make my 25 roster

herez my l/u vs righties

cf pod
2b ozuna
1b konerko
3b crede
c pudge
lf rowand
rf everett
dh gload
ss upton

herez my l/u vs lefties

dh harris
c pudge
1b konerko
3b crede
cf rowand
rf everett
lf perez
2b ozuna
ss upton

herez my rotation

buehrle
mussina
garcia
garland
contreras

my closer iz marte

im gona play every game cuz siming sux

CBLCardinals · 04-23-2005, 02:15 AM

IZ DIS L33 rzies???????

HAL : P LOL!!!

IZ AS BUZ FORZ DIZ THXZ!!!

Anti-Dye · 04-28-2005, 12:31 AM

thx cbl sry i havnt ben on guyz i ben bizy

i had 2 re-d/l mlb allinone and i cant do the mussina trade so i did anothr 1

herez my new tradez

pierzynski and iguchi 2 detroit 4 pudge agin

jermaine needz 2 die to tb 4 upton agin

cotts and money eatin hernandez 2 balt 4 daniel cabrera a good 3.5 star sp spect

mr zero and perez 2 mil 4 gwynn jr

tracey 2 tex 4 mahay

i sign mr corey and 2b crespo

metsgeek · 04-28-2005, 12:53 AM

I feel old

Anti-Dye · 04-28-2005, 12:55 AM

sry 2 hear tht metzgeek mayb u shuld swing on swingz tht mite make u fel not old

i call up borchard and adkins 2 make my 25 roster

herez my l/u vs righties

cf pod
c pudge
1b konerko
3b crede
lf borchard
2b crespo
rf everett
dh rowand
ss upton

herez my l/u vs lefties

2b ozuna
c pudge
1b konerko
3b crede
lf borchard
cf rowand
rf everett
dh gload
ss upton

i need a 5 sp so i trade uribe and spect sp malone 2 wash 4 day

herez my rotation

buehrle
garcia
garland
contreras
day

my cl iz marte

Anti-Dye · 04-28-2005, 01:20 AM

we luze our 1st game 2 cle 7-6 and im mad cuz we make 3 errorz and thtz gay

w westbrook 1-0
l buerhle 0-1
s zerbe 1

dum upton konerko and pudge all havin an error

i need anothr util of 2 cuz i ph ozuna 4 everett and had 2 put gload in rf and he sukd tho he didnt have n e errorz

MattStewNYY · 04-28-2005, 01:48 AM

JDOldSchool · 04-28-2005, 02:56 AM

This guy makes shunt look like he's typing in perfect, textbook English.

I'm waiting to hear that someone is teh suk, but it looks like the White Sox just have a lot of guys who visit the Man Hole on a regular basis.

Fool Inc. · 04-28-2005, 03:22 AM

My head hurts.

Anti-Dye · 04-28-2005, 04:20 AM

ya errorz suk Matt i want 2 beat them up 2

thx jd and thatz a gr8 name im gonna make upton nick b man hole so whn i say man hole u no im talkin bout upton

sory 2 hear tht fool mayb u shuld get sum advil or xcedrin they r realy good 4 u when ur hed hurtz

im gona do recapz by seriez cuz thatz funer thn doin it by game

we win game 2 vs cle 4-3 whn man hole hitz a rbi single in bot 9 2 brake the tie

w marte 1-0
l zerbe 0-1

im glad we made tht fudgepaker zerbe blow hiz sv

and im mad at pudge he getz no fudge frm me cuz he cant hndle the pitcherz ballz in both gamez weve had 2 and mre wpz and thatz gay dum pudge

we win the seriez and game 3 7-5 vs cle but im not hapy cuz we had 5 errorz and thtz bad and lotz of wpz so im realy mad at pudge no fudge 4 him from ne1

crede had 2 errorz and ozuna did 2 whn he had 2 go in cuz man hole got hurt and tht makez me realy realy realy mad like swet lou pinela mad

im gona get a new 3b cuz crede iz teh suk 3b and hez not hitin 2

w garland 1-0
l millwood 0-1
s adkins 1

man hole iz d2d for 2 dayz and iz 93 pct k good enuf 4 me

CTSoxFan · 04-28-2005, 03:22 PM

This has to be a joke

JDOldSchool · 04-28-2005, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anti-Dye

im gona get a new 3b cuz crede iz teh suk 3b and hez not hitin 2

You're right, Crede is teh suk.

Am I the only one that's actually going to follow this, joke or not?

seth70liz76 · 04-28-2005, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JDOldSchool

Am I the only one that's actually going to follow this, joke or not?

No, but I follow pretty much everything on the board to varying degrees.

MattStewNYY · 04-28-2005, 06:08 PM

Of course this is a joke.

Of course he is a bafoon.

Of course this gimick will wither.

No one honestly has the staying power to fain something such as this for too long.

ifspuds · 04-28-2005, 06:27 PM

This is brilliant. It's like dynasty modern art.

James M. Rousseau · 04-28-2005, 06:32 PM

diz thrd iz gay

04-23-2005, 12:18 AM	#1
Anti-Dye Banned Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 24	2005 white sox rule im using halofans 2005 rosters cuz i think its the best im taking the white sox and im gonna make them ws champs heres my team c aj pierzynski iz gay no power for c so hes gay my backup sux 2 1b thomas and konerko rule gload iz gay 2b iguchi iz ok but harris and ozunka r gay ss i need a real ss 3b crede iz good tho he looks like a bulfrog lf perez iz gay cf pod rules tho he looks like a chipmunk rowand iz gay rf jermaine needz 2 die and everett sux 2 im gona do p next and then im gona do tradez cuz only pod crede thomas and konerko rule i need beter playerz

04-23-2005, 12:42 AM	#3
BadluckinOOTP All Star Starter Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: OKC Posts: 1,534	__________________

04-28-2005, 12:53 AM	#8
metsgeek Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Norwood, MA Posts: 5,450	I feel old __________________ Commissioner - PBRL - Just finished 2009 109 seasons and still running strong!!!

04-28-2005, 06:27 PM	#19
ifspuds Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Spokane WA Posts: 2,117	This is brilliant. It's like dynasty modern art. __________________ Jeff Watson Former dynasty writer and online league player, now mostly retired

04-28-2005, 06:32 PM	#20
James M. Rousseau Major Leagues Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 352	diz thrd iz gay __________________ Jaime- http://www.simleagueworld.com

04-23-2005, 12:26 AM	#2
Anti-Dye Banned Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 24	sp buehrle garcia garland and contreras rule but hernadez sux hes old and getz 2 much money so im gona trade him mr i dont care about mr cuz mrs r boring but mr zero and cotts sux and vizcaino rulez cl marte rulez k im gona make sum trades now 2 make my l/u beter tho i like my p staff im not gona do minorz cuz the only minor legue playerz i like r the onez i draft

04-23-2005, 12:58 AM	#4
UngratefulDead Banned Join Date: May 2004 Location: Bay Area Posts: 3,415	Looks great! I'll be reading.

04-23-2005, 01:25 AM	#5
Anti-Dye Banned Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 24	thx ud im glad u lik it sory badluck i dont type 2 good i trade pierzynski and iguchi 2 detroit 4 pudge pudge iz the best player evuh if i wuz gay id do the fudge w/pudge i trade jermaine needz 2 die to tampa 4 bj upton i hope dye breakz hiz leg when he runz i trade mr zero and cotts to yankeez 4 mussina nobody wil take hernadez cuz he eatz money i hate hernandez i call up kevin walker and jon adkins 2 make my 25 roster herez my l/u vs righties cf pod 2b ozuna 1b konerko 3b crede c pudge lf rowand rf everett dh gload ss upton herez my l/u vs lefties dh harris c pudge 1b konerko 3b crede cf rowand rf everett lf perez 2b ozuna ss upton herez my rotation buehrle mussina garcia garland contreras my closer iz marte im gona play every game cuz siming sux

04-23-2005, 02:15 AM	#6
CBLCardinals OOTP Roster Team Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,009	IZ DIS L33 rzies??????? HAL : P LOL!!! IZ AS BUZ FORZ DIZ THXZ!!!

04-28-2005, 12:31 AM	#7
Anti-Dye Banned Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 24	thx cbl sry i havnt ben on guyz i ben bizy i had 2 re-d/l mlb allinone and i cant do the mussina trade so i did anothr 1 herez my new tradez pierzynski and iguchi 2 detroit 4 pudge agin jermaine needz 2 die to tb 4 upton agin cotts and money eatin hernandez 2 balt 4 daniel cabrera a good 3.5 star sp spect mr zero and perez 2 mil 4 gwynn jr tracey 2 tex 4 mahay i sign mr corey and 2b crespo

04-28-2005, 12:55 AM	#9
Anti-Dye Banned Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 24	sry 2 hear tht metzgeek mayb u shuld swing on swingz tht mite make u fel not old i call up borchard and adkins 2 make my 25 roster herez my l/u vs righties cf pod c pudge 1b konerko 3b crede lf borchard 2b crespo rf everett dh rowand ss upton herez my l/u vs lefties 2b ozuna c pudge 1b konerko 3b crede lf borchard cf rowand rf everett dh gload ss upton i need a 5 sp so i trade uribe and spect sp malone 2 wash 4 day herez my rotation buehrle garcia garland contreras day my cl iz marte

04-28-2005, 01:20 AM	#10
Anti-Dye Banned Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 24	we luze our 1st game 2 cle 7-6 and im mad cuz we make 3 errorz and thtz gay w westbrook 1-0 l buerhle 0-1 s zerbe 1 dum upton konerko and pudge all havin an error i need anothr util of 2 cuz i ph ozuna 4 everett and had 2 put gload in rf and he sukd tho he didnt have n e errorz

04-28-2005, 01:48 AM	#11
MattStewNYY Minors (Double A) Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 143

04-28-2005, 02:56 AM	#12
JDOldSchool Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 4,023	This guy makes shunt look like he's typing in perfect, textbook English. I'm waiting to hear that someone is teh suk, but it looks like the White Sox just have a lot of guys who visit the Man Hole on a regular basis.

04-28-2005, 03:22 AM	#13
Fool Inc. Major Leagues Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Dearborn Heights, MI Posts: 342	My head hurts.

04-28-2005, 04:20 AM	#14
Anti-Dye Banned Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 24	ya errorz suk Matt i want 2 beat them up 2 thx jd and thatz a gr8 name im gonna make upton nick b man hole so whn i say man hole u no im talkin bout upton sory 2 hear tht fool mayb u shuld get sum advil or xcedrin they r realy good 4 u when ur hed hurtz im gona do recapz by seriez cuz thatz funer thn doin it by game we win game 2 vs cle 4-3 whn man hole hitz a rbi single in bot 9 2 brake the tie w marte 1-0 l zerbe 0-1 im glad we made tht fudgepaker zerbe blow hiz sv and im mad at pudge he getz no fudge frm me cuz he cant hndle the pitcherz ballz in both gamez weve had 2 and mre wpz and thatz gay dum pudge we win the seriez and game 3 7-5 vs cle but im not hapy cuz we had 5 errorz and thtz bad and lotz of wpz so im realy mad at pudge no fudge 4 him from ne1 crede had 2 errorz and ozuna did 2 whn he had 2 go in cuz man hole got hurt and tht makez me realy realy realy mad like swet lou pinela mad im gona get a new 3b cuz crede iz teh suk 3b and hez not hitin 2 w garland 1-0 l millwood 0-1 s adkins 1 man hole iz d2d for 2 dayz and iz 93 pct k good enuf 4 me

04-28-2005, 03:22 PM	#15
CTSoxFan Major Leagues Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 493	This has to be a joke

04-28-2005, 06:08 PM	#18
MattStewNYY Minors (Double A) Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 143	Of course this is a joke. Of course he is a bafoon. Of course this gimick will wither. No one honestly has the staying power to fain something such as this for too long.