Funny quip from Twins manager

Kezzek · 04-20-2005, 10:50 AM

For the first time this season, Gardenhire will let Mauer catch three days in a row, ending with tonight's game at the Metrodome against Kansas City. Gardenhire also said four days in a row will be an option, provided they are all night games. "He's made the statement that he's ready for it," Gardenhire said. "I told him, 'No problem, and when we get home tonight -- and you feel good in the morning -- you can come over to my house and mow my lawn.'

"There's always room for people who want to do more. Keeping my wife off the tractor is great."

Anonymous Ghost · 04-20-2005, 10:54 AM

So long as he doesn't have him washing his truck.

Cardinal Rule · 04-20-2005, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Anonymous Ghost

So long as he doesn't have him washing his truck.

Or his wife, for that matter...

eriqjaffe · 04-20-2005, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Kezzek

For the first time this season, Gardenhire will let Mauer catch three days in a row, ending with tonight's game at the Metrodome against Kansas City. Gardenhire also said four days in a row will be an option, provided they are all night games. "He's made the statement that he's ready for it," Gardenhire said. "I told him, 'No problem, and when we get home tonight -- and you feel good in the morning -- you can come over to my house and mow my lawn.'

"There's always room for people who want to do more. Keeping my wife off the tractor is great."

Thus explaining why his name is GARDENHIRE.

Jonzard · 04-20-2005, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by eriqjaffe

Thus explaining why his name is GARDENHIRE.

DELIGHTFULLY PUNNY!

04-20-2005, 10:50 AM	#1
Kezzek All Star Reserve Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Keyboard - frantically typing in subtle insults to raise my self-esteem Posts: 973	Funny quip from Twins manager For the first time this season, Gardenhire will let Mauer catch three days in a row, ending with tonight's game at the Metrodome against Kansas City. Gardenhire also said four days in a row will be an option, provided they are all night games. "He's made the statement that he's ready for it," Gardenhire said. "I told him, 'No problem, and when we get home tonight -- and you feel good in the morning -- you can come over to my house and mow my lawn.' "There's always room for people who want to do more. Keeping my wife off the tractor is great." __________________ - Kez, P.E.

04-20-2005, 10:54 AM	#2
Anonymous Ghost All Star Reserve Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 751	So long as he doesn't have him washing his truck.