Tips for Drinking

Castor27 · 12-24-2003, 01:40 AM

ANyone got any tips for drinking successfully. I seem to suck at it. I can never get it just right so that I gain anything from it. The people I drink with either get mad because I did n't buy enough or i buy to much and get in an argument with Michael. In my current sim I have probably been successful less than 1% of the time. Any help would be appreciated.

Mike D · 12-24-2003, 01:42 AM

if you get drunk, sounds like you know what to do

BaseballFan · 12-24-2003, 01:41 PM

Buy one of the more expensive drinks(A pina for example, but not a zombie), and then ask. It has the highest success rate for me(around 35-40% success).

Mikekem · 12-24-2003, 02:25 PM

What I've done, pretty successfully, is buy just enough before the people start slurring thier words. Now I've had a good string of luck with my manager by buying 4 of the strongest beers and then 4 or 5 vodka shots. I get something out of him about 60% of the time.

Nukester · 12-24-2003, 03:55 PM

If I am trying for some advice from a fellow player, some of the time something like a tequila sunrise and a couple of Muller Strongs do the trick for me.

Haven't gotten to take a woman home yet though.

If my mood is not maxed before a game (shouldnt we be drinking AFTER the game ?), I have 2 shots of Jack Daniels and a Muller Strong, and it boost the mood up a bubble and doesnt get me drunk. There may be better, more economical ways to do it, but in real life after a softball game (or before it!) thats what I usually have (substituting the Muller Strong with a Heiniekin)

nate7891 · 12-24-2003, 04:28 PM

ive gotten laid 3 times in 2 seasons so far

bobd4967 · 12-24-2003, 07:46 PM

nate7891 - sounds like my lovelife.

SSG Troyer · 12-24-2003, 09:39 PM

11 shots of Jack will undo an 0-4 day for me without getting me drunk ....

Sun Tzu · 12-24-2003, 11:30 PM

I guess I'm just a major player, but I've gotten laid at least a Dozen times and I'm still in year 07'. Usualy after a 2-3 game losing streak (Starting Pitcher) I'll hit the bar all week until a gal shows up. I take her home probably 85-90% of the time...maybe it's just a pitcher thing. :-)

Kaitiaki · 12-24-2003, 11:39 PM

Ya, but the rest of us aren't so desparate as to bother picking up chicks that look like our Grandmother at 6 a.m. Terrible.

- Kai

RandyWolf43 · 12-25-2003, 12:10 AM

I get laid a good 3 times per year, I probably go to the bar about 3 times a week, but I don't always drink. Usually I just check out whos there

I try to buy a variety of drinks and it usually seems to work. I start out with the beers and then try to go towards the shots. It costs more, but I have had more success than just buying a zombie or pina colada.

bigjas · 12-25-2003, 06:10 AM

I seem to have the best luck with buying one "Fasten Seatbelts".

Although the owner is still hit and miss.

And I keep losing bar fights to our favorite german.

This Is Not Here · 12-25-2003, 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by Sun Tzu
I guess I'm just a major player, but I've gotten laid at least a Dozen times and I'm still in year 07'. Usualy after a 2-3 game losing streak (Starting Pitcher) I'll hit the bar all week until a gal shows up. I take her home probably 85-90% of the time...maybe it's just a pitcher thing. :-)

It's quality not quanity. Anyone can get a "she looks like your grandma" or "after 12 beers"...

Silver · 12-25-2003, 01:28 PM

Any1 gotten with any models? I got lucky with every class below models but models jsut don't seem to think my stamp collection is intresting *sigh*

bigjas · 12-25-2003, 03:01 PM

I've gotten one, and she was lame and boring. She'll never see my stamp collection again.

Anybody notice you seem to have more fun with the grandma's at 6am and the women who get beautiful after 12 beers?

12-24-2003, 01:40 AM	#1
Castor27 Bat Boy Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 13	Tips for Drinking ANyone got any tips for drinking successfully. I seem to suck at it. I can never get it just right so that I gain anything from it. The people I drink with either get mad because I did n't buy enough or i buy to much and get in an argument with Michael. In my current sim I have probably been successful less than 1% of the time. Any help would be appreciated.

12-24-2003, 01:42 AM	#2
Mike D Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: In a van, down by the river Posts: 2,802	if you get drunk, sounds like you know what to do __________________ Sometimes the best laid plans will never get you laid the way you plan.

12-24-2003, 02:25 PM	#4
Mikekem Major Leagues Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 379	What I've done, pretty successfully, is buy just enough before the people start slurring thier words. Now I've had a good string of luck with my manager by buying 4 of the strongest beers and then 4 or 5 vodka shots. I get something out of him about 60% of the time. __________________ NABL - Norfolk Clippers 1924 & 1925 World Champions Defunct

12-24-2003, 04:28 PM	#6
nate7891 All Star Reserve Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 553	ive gotten laid 3 times in 2 seasons so far __________________ Keeping idiots in suspense. "If they blew up Wrigley tomorrow, it wouldn't bother me at all. That ivy is nasty, the infield grass is waist high, and they definitely have the most vulgar fans." -- Houston Astros outfielder Lance Berkman. Easiest job in Sports: Third Base Coach Job Requirements: Depth perception, and ability to do “the windmill”.

12-24-2003, 09:39 PM	#8
SSG Troyer All Star Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Somewhere to the left of 2nd base Posts: 1,598	11 shots of Jack will undo an 0-4 day for me without getting me drunk .... __________________ MWT Did Tennesee Delaware Mississppi's New Jersey? Idaho ... Alaska!

12-24-2003, 01:41 PM	#3
BaseballFan Minors (Single A) Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 53	Buy one of the more expensive drinks(A pina for example, but not a zombie), and then ask. It has the highest success rate for me(around 35-40% success).

12-24-2003, 03:55 PM	#5
Nukester All Star Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Newburgh, NY Posts: 1,923	If I am trying for some advice from a fellow player, some of the time something like a tequila sunrise and a couple of Muller Strongs do the trick for me. Haven't gotten to take a woman home yet though. If my mood is not maxed before a game (shouldnt we be drinking AFTER the game ?), I have 2 shots of Jack Daniels and a Muller Strong, and it boost the mood up a bubble and doesnt get me drunk. There may be better, more economical ways to do it, but in real life after a softball game (or before it!) thats what I usually have (substituting the Muller Strong with a Heiniekin)

12-24-2003, 07:46 PM	#7
bobd4967 Minors (Rookie Ball) Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: California Posts: 24	nate7891 - sounds like my lovelife.

12-24-2003, 11:30 PM	#9
Sun Tzu Minors (Single A) Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71	I guess I'm just a major player, but I've gotten laid at least a Dozen times and I'm still in year 07'. Usualy after a 2-3 game losing streak (Starting Pitcher) I'll hit the bar all week until a gal shows up. I take her home probably 85-90% of the time...maybe it's just a pitcher thing. :-) __________________ Supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.

12-24-2003, 11:39 PM	#10
Kaitiaki Hall Of Famer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,065	Ya, but the rest of us aren't so desparate as to bother picking up chicks that look like our Grandmother at 6 a.m. Terrible. - Kai __________________ BJHL: Commissioner; Owner: Wichita War Eagles

12-25-2003, 12:10 AM	#11
RandyWolf43 Minors (Single A) Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Barto, PA Posts: 85	I get laid a good 3 times per year, I probably go to the bar about 3 times a week, but I don't always drink. Usually I just check out whos there I try to buy a variety of drinks and it usually seems to work. I start out with the beers and then try to go towards the shots. It costs more, but I have had more success than just buying a zombie or pina colada.

12-25-2003, 06:10 AM	#12
bigjas Minors (Triple A) Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Olive Hill, KY Posts: 279	I seem to have the best luck with buying one "Fasten Seatbelts". Although the owner is still hit and miss. And I keep losing bar fights to our favorite german.

12-25-2003, 01:28 PM	#14
Silver Minors (Rookie Ball) Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 44	Any1 gotten with any models? I got lucky with every class below models but models jsut don't seem to think my stamp collection is intresting sigh

12-25-2003, 03:01 PM	#15
bigjas Minors (Triple A) Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Olive Hill, KY Posts: 279	I've gotten one, and she was lame and boring. She'll never see my stamp collection again. Anybody notice you seem to have more fun with the grandma's at 6am and the women who get beautiful after 12 beers?