Cue Billy Mays voice...

Ty Cobb · 08-25-2022, 11:10 AM

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But WAIT...there's more. I have it on good authority that if you contact the owner, he not only throw in a Mets napkin (used) from 2011, but also...can you feel the excitement growing...a BRAND NEW...

08-25-2022, 11:10 AM	#1
Ty Cobb Hall Of Famer Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Grayling, MI Posts: 4,625	Cue Billy Mays voice... That's right! For just 15,004,001 points, you could be the PROUD OWNER of this mint condition Jon Matlack card. He's still young and handsome in the photo! Look at the refined uniform...the face skillfully left empty to add your own via the magic of photoshop...and that classic Mets logo. This is sure to be a winner with wives of all ages, too! Just wait until she opens up the credit card statement to see what a bargain you got—only about 880 times the ACTUAL RETAIL VALUE! But WAIT...there's more. I have it on good authority that if you contact the owner, he not only throw in a Mets napkin (used) from 2011, but also...can you feel the excitement growing...a BRAND NEW... __________________ "You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me." Thanos