Questionable Choices, or OOTP Hates Alan Trammell.

ThatSeventiesGuy · 07-31-2014, 10:55 AM

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me!

Yep, he went on the scam diet TWICE within a span of a little over a year. AND shot himself. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, our Mr. Trammell.

andjbock · 08-01-2014, 09:54 AM

Cut bait. He's a liability!

David Watts · 08-01-2014, 09:59 AM

What were the disastrous results of the diet? Am I missing it or does the story never say? Wouldn't this be a great storyline for a guy getting a drug suspension?

ThatSeventiesGuy · 08-01-2014, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by andjbock

Cut bait. He's a liability!

Considering he's about 140 hits away from 3000 lifetime, I don't think they're gonna do that...stupid or not!

Fyrestorm3 · 08-01-2014, 11:58 AM

That is hilarious. Get your act together, Alan!

fhomess · 08-01-2014, 12:27 PM

Hmm...

toxicavenger74 · 08-01-2014, 08:42 PM

One of the best things I have read on this board the past 9 years.

OakDragon · 08-01-2014, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by David Watts

What were the disastrous results of the diet? Am I missing it or does the story never say? Wouldn't this be a great storyline for a guy getting a drug suspension?

He apparently has to eat way too many carrots. <_<

The Wolf · 08-01-2014, 11:13 PM

Alan Trammell

Intelligence: 1

Tram2Whitaker · 08-02-2014, 12:01 AM

I would like to know what these "disastrous results" were. It appears to me that he's regained his youthful form (.315 ba 13 hr), but more importantly, he appears to be healthier than he was in real life with his nearly 500 ABs in 1993.

rpriske · 08-02-2014, 08:18 AM

I got that story with Oscar Gamble and traded him away.

Next thing I knew, he was putting up MVP-like numbers for his new team...

Ike348 · 08-02-2014, 09:26 AM

The storyline never actually says what the diet did to him...

ThatSeventiesGuy · 08-02-2014, 01:12 PM

The stuff gave him the trots or vomiting, I suspect...TOO GRAPHIC FOR OOTP! See, 3-D is not necessarily a good thing.

ThatSeventiesGuy · 08-02-2014, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Tram2Whitaker

I would like to know what these "disastrous results" were. It appears to me that he's regained his youthful form (.315 ba 13 hr), but more importantly, he appears to be healthier than he was in real life with his nearly 500 ABs in 1993.

Well, I've got injuries set to minimum level. That helps.

kingtut313 · 08-02-2014, 05:25 PM

6 ft 100 lbs!

truebatman · 08-02-2014, 05:29 PM

yeah he's only 100 pounds, that diet wasted him away to nothing!

ThatSeventiesGuy · 08-02-2014, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by kingtut313

6 ft 100 lbs!

Whoa, didn't even notice that! I guess my explanation carries more weight now, no pun intended.

ThatSeventiesGuy · 08-10-2014, 12:56 PM

Good god, he did it AGAIN!!

Stupid is as stupid does. Who taught his gun safety course, Sledge Hammer?

"Normally, I'm very careful when I clean my gun." No, Alan. NO YOU ARE NOT.

Jupiter · 08-12-2014, 11:38 AM

I like the current option to have storylines on and storylines off. But this is hysterical enough that maybe there should be a third option to have storylines on only for Alan Trammell.

Kronos · 08-12-2014, 04:51 PM

I wish the story lines would follow on when a guy retires, he's going to get himself killed before he's 40.

07-31-2014, 10:55 AM	#1
ThatSeventiesGuy Hall Of Famer Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Midland, MI Posts: 3,424	Questionable Choices, or OOTP Hates Alan Trammell. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me! Yep, he went on the scam diet TWICE within a span of a little over a year. AND shot himself. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, our Mr. Trammell. __________________ https://forums.ootpdevelopments.com/...00&postcount=1

08-01-2014, 11:58 AM	#5
Fyrestorm3 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Tampa Bay, Massachusetts Posts: 2,928	That is hilarious. Get your act together, Alan! __________________ Jersey Template (Photoshop) \| Cap Template (Photoshop)

08-01-2014, 12:27 PM	#6
fhomess Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,637	Hmm... __________________ StatsLab- PHP/MySQL based utilities for Online Leagues Baseball Cards - Full list of known templates and documentation on card development.

08-02-2014, 12:01 AM	#10
Tram2Whitaker All Star Reserve Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 619	I would like to know what these "disastrous results" were. It appears to me that he's regained his youthful form (.315 ba 13 hr), but more importantly, he appears to be healthier than he was in real life with his nearly 500 ABs in 1993. __________________ 404'd!

08-02-2014, 08:18 AM	#11
rpriske Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Spencerville, ON, Canada Posts: 25,806	I got that story with Oscar Gamble and traded him away. Next thing I knew, he was putting up MVP-like numbers for his new team... __________________ Rusty Priske Poet, Canadian, Baseball Fan ````````````````````````````````````````

08-01-2014, 09:54 AM	#2
andjbock Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Somerville, MA, USA Bats: Right Throws: Left Posts: 3,637	Cut bait. He's a liability!

08-01-2014, 09:59 AM	#3
David Watts Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Looking for a place called Leehofooks Posts: 9,586 Infractions: 0/1 (1)	What were the disastrous results of the diet? Am I missing it or does the story never say? Wouldn't this be a great storyline for a guy getting a drug suspension?

08-01-2014, 08:42 PM	#7
toxicavenger74 All Star Reserve Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: St. Louis Posts: 553	One of the best things I have read on this board the past 9 years.

08-02-2014, 01:12 PM	#13
ThatSeventiesGuy Hall Of Famer Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Midland, MI Posts: 3,424	The stuff gave him the trots or vomiting, I suspect...TOO GRAPHIC FOR OOTP! See, 3-D is not necessarily a good thing. __________________ https://forums.ootpdevelopments.com/...00&postcount=1

08-02-2014, 05:25 PM	#15
kingtut313 Minors (Double A) Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Lansing, MI Posts: 163	6 ft 100 lbs! __________________ Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. - Toby Harrah

08-02-2014, 05:29 PM	#16
truebatman Minors (Double A) Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 176	yeah he's only 100 pounds, that diet wasted him away to nothing!

08-10-2014, 12:56 PM	#18
ThatSeventiesGuy Hall Of Famer Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Midland, MI Posts: 3,424	Good god, he did it AGAIN!! Stupid is as stupid does. Who taught his gun safety course, Sledge Hammer? "Normally, I'm very careful when I clean my gun." No, Alan. NO YOU ARE NOT. __________________ https://forums.ootpdevelopments.com/...00&postcount=1 Last edited by ThatSeventiesGuy; 08-10-2014 at 12:57 PM.

08-12-2014, 11:38 AM	#19
Jupiter Minors (Single A) Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 74	I like the current option to have storylines on and storylines off. But this is hysterical enough that maybe there should be a third option to have storylines on only for Alan Trammell.

08-12-2014, 04:51 PM	#20
Kronos Major Leagues Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Northern Ky. Posts: 318	I wish the story lines would follow on when a guy retires, he's going to get himself killed before he's 40.