Medical Reasons to join the FBBL.

crackpott · 07-25-2002, 01:30 AM

Doctors everywhere agree that joining the FBBL will do wonders for your health.

Medical evidence has been collected that shows a greater level of happiness when entering the league, and less stress involved for everyone except the commish, Phil Orr. Here are two testimonials. The first, is an image of a man taken yesterday in a doctors office, who has NOT joined the FBBL.

Clear signs of a lack of FBBL, with the sad face, the lack of self confidence in his speech, and his small penis. Whereas another patient, a week after joining the FBBL, had this to say.

Note the happy smile, the confident statements, and the larger penis.

Will FBBL increase your penis size? This doctor, who seems very entertained by his pen, has this to say

"Although there is no positive evidence to back this claim up, a study of two people has shown that this is the case, and that's good enough for me to call it fact. The frequent masturbation habbits of those involved are likely to stretch the tissue, adding a full inch to your size."

Still not convinced? A recent poll said that 80% of people prefer being in the FBBL over going to hell, and a whopping 99% said they preferred the look of the FBBL's website over that of a goat's ass.

Not just physical changes will occur, but also mental. This is your brain.

and this is your brain on FBBL

Note the rapid changes that occur after joining the league.

So, for the state of your health and the good of the nation, I encourage you to apply for the FBBL by e-mailing the well-endowed commish at crackpott@rogers.com or AIMing him at BJGM.

Thank you, and may god have mercy on your soul.

Recte44 · 07-25-2002, 01:34 AM

I always look forward to the FBBL ads in here. So entertaining! They make me laugh everytime!

If I only had time to take on another league I would.

crackpott · 07-25-2002, 01:42 AM

maybe that should be our slogan. "The league picked most often by those who refuse to join another league."

SeXorCist · 07-25-2002, 02:09 AM

FBBL - One of the best OOTP leagues, plain and simple.

crackpott · 07-25-2002, 04:47 AM

Celebrities reactions to the FBBL

These were some celebrities before seeing the league. Hover your cursor over them to see them AFTER seeing the league.

Astros33 · 07-26-2002, 12:44 AM

This league is awesome.
Phil B. is gay, he dates 50% of the players on his team....
Oh Carmen is hotter than Laura

muahahhahaah

joshuaaaaaa · 07-26-2002, 02:25 PM

At the very least, Carmen is more of a slut than Laura.

Eric · 07-26-2002, 04:17 PM

I think there might be more interest if either Laura or Carmen attends the Winter meetings.

crackpott · 07-28-2002, 10:22 PM

for being such a life saving message, it certainly got lost in the string of posts from leagues that don't enlarge your penis mighty quickly...

Michael Xavier · 07-29-2002, 01:00 AM

Why does this league recruit so often? I like crackpott, and I look forward to his ads, but I don't understand why he and his league always seems to be looking for owners.

crackpott · 07-29-2002, 01:33 AM

or maybe you just notice it more.

Actually, recently it's cause we added an 8-team college league. Plus I boot owners when they don't do anything. Plus a select few in the league are big enough ass<b></b>holes to make me even want to quit at times.

All that combined is the reason why I have to post so damn much and have to think up something new each time, as a simple post for "owners needed" would not be the FBBL style.

Michael Xavier · 07-29-2002, 01:48 AM

OK, fair enough. It looks to be a great league, but I barely participate in the leagues that I am, with the exception of the ABA, ran by Cooleyvol; I consider myself moderately active in there. Either way, you would definitely kick me out of the FBBL with my track record.

joshuaaaaaa · 07-29-2002, 01:48 AM

Not to mention its a 32 team league. I've seen 16 team leagues having a hard time keeping a stable group of owners. Its exponentially more difficult with 32 teams.

crackpott · 07-29-2002, 02:46 AM

40 when you include the college, Josh. Maybe that's why i'm going insane... cut down the amount of harrassing I get to 16 or so and that would solve a lot.

joshuaaaaaa · 07-29-2002, 10:43 AM

If its any consolation, I thought you were insane way before you added the 8 college teams.

Astros33 · 07-31-2002, 11:34 PM

BUMP

07-25-2002, 01:30 AM	#1
crackpott Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,961	Medical Reasons to join the FBBL. Doctors everywhere agree that joining the FBBL will do wonders for your health. Medical evidence has been collected that shows a greater level of happiness when entering the league, and less stress involved for everyone except the commish, Phil Orr. Here are two testimonials. The first, is an image of a man taken yesterday in a doctors office, who has NOT joined the FBBL. Clear signs of a lack of FBBL, with the sad face, the lack of self confidence in his speech, and his small penis. Whereas another patient, a week after joining the FBBL, had this to say. Note the happy smile, the confident statements, and the larger penis. Will FBBL increase your penis size? This doctor, who seems very entertained by his pen, has this to say "Although there is no positive evidence to back this claim up, a study of two people has shown that this is the case, and that's good enough for me to call it fact. The frequent masturbation habbits of those involved are likely to stretch the tissue, adding a full inch to your size." Still not convinced? A recent poll said that 80% of people prefer being in the FBBL over going to hell, and a whopping 99% said they preferred the look of the FBBL's website over that of a goat's ass. Not just physical changes will occur, but also mental. This is your brain. and this is your brain on FBBL Note the rapid changes that occur after joining the league. So, for the state of your health and the good of the nation, I encourage you to apply for the FBBL by e-mailing the well-endowed commish at crackpott@rogers.com or AIMing him at BJGM. Thank you, and may god have mercy on your soul. __________________ Abandoned Planet - Check it out. The photos don't suck anymore.

07-25-2002, 01:34 AM	#2
Recte44 Global Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Oconomowoc, WI Posts: 2,811	I always look forward to the FBBL ads in here. So entertaining! They make me laugh everytime! If I only had time to take on another league I would. __________________ Matt Rectenwald Commissioner, GM: Las Vegas Hustlers, The Brewster Baseball Association- fictional league (JOIN NOW)

07-25-2002, 01:42 AM	#3
crackpott Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,961	maybe that should be our slogan. "The league picked most often by those who refuse to join another league." __________________ Abandoned Planet - Check it out. The photos don't suck anymore.

07-25-2002, 02:09 AM	#4
SeXorCist Bat Boy Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1	FBBL - One of the best OOTP leagues, plain and simple. __________________ FBBL pwns other sim leagues.

07-25-2002, 04:47 AM	#5
crackpott Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,961	Celebrities reactions to the FBBL These were some celebrities before seeing the league. Hover your cursor over them to see them AFTER seeing the league. __________________ Abandoned Planet - Check it out. The photos don't suck anymore.

07-26-2002, 12:44 AM	#6
Astros33 Minors (Single A) Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 91	This league is awesome. Phil B. is gay, he dates 50% of the players on his team.... Oh Carmen is hotter than Laura muahahhahaah __________________ WSBL-Chicago White Sox

07-26-2002, 02:25 PM	#7
joshuaaaaaa All Star Reserve Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 633	At the very least, Carmen is more of a slut than Laura. __________________ Baltimore Monarchs-GUBA Baltimore Orioles-ORB2 "One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do." ~Henry Ford ~

07-26-2002, 04:17 PM	#8
Eric All Star Starter Join Date: May 2002 Location: Folsom, CA Posts: 1,234	I think there might be more interest if either Laura or Carmen attends the Winter meetings.

07-28-2002, 10:22 PM	#9
crackpott Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,961	for being such a life saving message, it certainly got lost in the string of posts from leagues that don't enlarge your penis mighty quickly... __________________ Abandoned Planet - Check it out. The photos don't suck anymore.

07-29-2002, 01:00 AM	#10
Michael Xavier Major Leagues Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Evansville, IN Posts: 455	Why does this league recruit so often? I like crackpott, and I look forward to his ads, but I don't understand why he and his league always seems to be looking for owners. __________________ OOTP since March 2002

07-29-2002, 01:33 AM	#11
crackpott Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,961	or maybe you just notice it more. Actually, recently it's cause we added an 8-team college league. Plus I boot owners when they don't do anything. Plus a select few in the league are big enough ass<b></b>holes to make me even want to quit at times. All that combined is the reason why I have to post so damn much and have to think up something new each time, as a simple post for "owners needed" would not be the FBBL style. __________________ Abandoned Planet - Check it out. The photos don't suck anymore.

07-29-2002, 01:48 AM	#12
Michael Xavier Major Leagues Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Evansville, IN Posts: 455	OK, fair enough. It looks to be a great league, but I barely participate in the leagues that I am, with the exception of the ABA, ran by Cooleyvol; I consider myself moderately active in there. Either way, you would definitely kick me out of the FBBL with my track record. __________________ OOTP since March 2002

07-29-2002, 02:46 AM	#14
crackpott Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,961	40 when you include the college, Josh. Maybe that's why i'm going insane... cut down the amount of harrassing I get to 16 or so and that would solve a lot. __________________ Abandoned Planet - Check it out. The photos don't suck anymore.

07-29-2002, 10:43 AM	#15
joshuaaaaaa All Star Reserve Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 633	If its any consolation, I thought you were insane way before you added the 8 college teams. __________________ Baltimore Monarchs-GUBA Baltimore Orioles-ORB2 "One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do." ~Henry Ford ~

07-31-2002, 11:34 PM	#16
Astros33 Minors (Single A) Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 91	BUMP __________________ WSBL-Chicago White Sox