Beer League

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20 April 2020:

Gold beer award: Center-fielder Dustin Ball of the Texas Leaguer Chin Music. Ball accounted for over half his club's runs, going 2-for-4 at the plate with 2 home runs, 6 RBIs, 3 runs and a walk in an 11-8 win over Tree House Tornado.

Silver beer award: First baseman A.J. Conley of the Charleville Half Wits. Conley went 2-for-3, with 2 home runs, 5 RBIs, 3 runs scored and a walk in a 9-1 decisive victory over Horsefly Jazzy Razzy.

Bronze beer award: Left-fielder Steve Hardin of the Scorched Earth Giant Killer. Hardin went 3-for-5 with 2 home runs, 5 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 9-5 win over Waikiki Ala Moana.

other scores around the league:

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeats Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 5-1

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeats Ballast Point Commodores 3-2

-Foulmouthed Malcontent defeats Mispillion River Space Otters 6-4

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeats Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 6-2

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeats Jester King Das Wunderkind 7-3

-Tattered Flag Man of War destroys Chafunkta Kingfish 15-1

-Red Rock Elephino defeats Kona Pipeline 6-3

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeats Palmetto Ghost Rider 11-3

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck vs Russian River Blind Pig postponed due to rain

-Four Hands Typhon defeats Stony Creek Crankenstein 5-3

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeats Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 6-3

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom shellac Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 12-1

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 12-1

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 6-3

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 5-3

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New from around the league:

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom left-fielder Ben Fogle (36 years old) announces he will retire from the league at the end of the season.

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21 April 2020:

Gold beer award: Starting pitcher John Mullet of Funky Buddha Huki Idol. Mullet was red hot off the mound, tossing the third no-hitter already this month in the league. He went the full 9 innings, with no hits, no runs, 2 walks and 10 strikeouts in an 11-0 victory over Palmetto Ghost Rider.

Silver beer award: Starting pitcher Jim Stamey of Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot. Stamey pitched a strong 8.2 innings, giving up 1 hit and no runs with 2 walks and 8 strikeouts en route to a 5-0 win over Meadowlark Mob Barley.

Bronze beer award: Starting pitcher Jordan Casas of Waikiki Ala Moana. Casas threw a solid 8 innings, with 2 hits allowed, no runs, no walks and 10 strikeouts in a 3-0 shutout of Scorched Earth Giant Killer.

other scores from around the league:

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeated Goose Island Goslings 5-1

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf shutout Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 6-0

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Ballast Point Commodores 4-1

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 2-1 in 21 innings

-Russian River Blind Pig shutout Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 3-0 in game 1; and sweep the double header with another shutout (2-0) in game 2

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge shutout Terrapin Hopsecutioner 4-0

-Tattered Flag Man of War shutout Chafunkta Kingfish 3-0

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 9-6

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 7-1

-Stony Creek Crankenstein shutout Four Hands Typhon 4-0

-Red Rock Elephino shutout Kona Pipeline 4-0

-Jester King Das Wunderkind shutout Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 6-0

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 2-1

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 5-3

-Mispillion River Space Otters defeat Foulmouthed Malcontent 3-2

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy defeat Charleville Half Wits 5-2

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music shutout Tree House Tornado 2-0

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News from around the league:

-Bobby Shaver (CF) of Red Rock Elephino will miss 5 weeks due to a fractured foot.

-Ross Dahlheimer (SS) of Chafunkta Kingfish will miss the rest of the season due to a rupured achilles tendon

-Maynard Burford (RP) of Goose Island Goslings will miss the rest of the season due to a torn labrum

-Ryan Miller (2B) of Waikiki Ala Moana will miss 5 weeks due to torn ankle ligaments

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22 Apr 2020:

Gold beer award: Catcher Zach Thompson of Palmetto Ghost Rider. Thompson goes 3-for-4 at the plate with 2 doubles, one home run, 6 RBIs, a run scored and a walk in a 10-0 whoopin' of Funky Buddha Huki Idol.

Silver beer award: Starting pitcher Alejandro Soto of Palmetto Ghost Rider. Soto hurled 8.2 solid innings, giving up 3 hits, no runs, 3 walks and 12 strikeouts in a 10-0 win over Funky Buddha Huki Idol.

Bronze beer award: Starting pitcher Marcello Waddingham of Waikiki Ala Moana. Waddingham tosses 7 innings, giving up only 1 hit and no runs, with 1 walk and 11 strikeouts in a 2-0 shutout of Scorched Earth Giant Killer.

other scores around the league:

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeats Meadowlark Mob Barley 4-3

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 3-1

-Foulmouthed Malcontent get a walk-off win scoring 2 in the bottom of the 9th to defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 3-2

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 10-2 (Big Sky catcher Bill Byrd extends his league leading hitting streak to 10 games)

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 4-3

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 8-2

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Kona Pipeline 4-3

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 5-3

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 5-1

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper shutout Crooked Crab Furious George 2-0

-Tattered Flag Man of War shutout Chafunkta Kingfish 2-0

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 7-4

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 9-1

-Goose Island Goslings shutout Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 7-0

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 2-1

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Tree House Tornado 6-5

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News from around the league:

-John Sharkey (SP) of Horsefly Jazzy Razzy will miss the next 5 weeks with elbow inflammation

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23 April 2020:

Gold beer award: Starting pitcher Max Olmos of Thimble Island Kraken. Olmos pitches 7 innings, giving up just 2 hits and 1 run, with 1 walk and 10 strikeouts in a 3-1 win over Chafunkta Kingfish

Silver beer award: Starting pitcher Harry Mathias of Charleville Half Wits. Mathias goes 7 innings, giving up 3 hits and no runs, with 2 walks and 6 strikeouts in a 1-0 win over Meadowlark Mob Barley

Bronze beer award: Starting pitcher James Wilson of Horsefly Jazzy Razzy. Wilson pitches 6.2 innings, giving up 1 hit and no runs, with 3 walks and 6 strikeouts in a 4-0 win over Goose Island Goslings.

other scores from around the league:

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 7-3

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 5-3

-Mispillion River Space Otters defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 10-4

-Twisted X Chupahopra shutout Waikiki Ala Moana 4-0

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 4-3

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 4-3 in 11 innings

-Kona Pipeline defeat Russian River Blind Pig 4-1

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 6-5

-Crooked Crab Furious George shutout Palmetto Ghost Rider 4-0

-Four Hands Typhon score 2 in the 9th to eek out a 2-1 win over Tattered Flag Man of War

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 4-2

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 8-3

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner shutout Funky Buddha Huki Idol 4-0

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 8-7

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 6-4

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Ballast Point Commodores 10-=6

-Foulmouthed Malcontent defeat Tree House Tornado 3-2

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News from around the league:

-Nick Tower (SP) of Prairie Sun Mad Hopper will miss 7 months due to a torn flexor tendon

-Rick Cover (SP) of Chafunkta Kingfish will miss 4 months with a torn rotator cuff

-Marvin Centeno (SP) of Big Sky Trout Slayer will miss 5-6 months with bone chips in his elbow

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24 April 2020:

Gold beer award: Third baseman Danny Jimenez of Tree House Tornado. Jimenez went 3-for-4 at the plate with 2 home runs, 3 RBIs 4 runs scored and 2 walks in a 14-8 win over Foulmouthed Malcontent.

Silver beer award: Starting pitcher Ron Fleet of Laughing Sun Red Dwarf. Fleet pitched a complete game shutout, going 9 innings with 4 hits, no runs, 1 walk and 9 strikeouts in a 6-0 victory over Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt.

Bronze beer award: Starting pitcher Jose Gonzalez of Four Hands Typhon. Gonzalez went 9 innings, with 3 hits allowed, no runs, 1 walk and 6 strikeouts but it wasn't enough as his team failed to score as well. Tattered Flag Man of War would win 1-0 in 12 innings.

other scores around the league:

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy defeats Goose Island Goslings 8-4

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot get a walk-off win, scoring the only run of the game in the bottom of the 9th to defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 1-0

-Waikiki Ala Moana defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 6-0

-Meadowlark Mob Barley defeat Charleville Half Wits 5-4

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla get the walk-off win with 2 runs in the bottom of the 9th to defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 2-1

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 5-4

-Kona Pipeline defeat Russian River Blind Pig 4-1

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 2-1

-Thimble Island Kraken extend their winning streak to 8 games with a 7-3 win over Chafunkta Kingfish

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner shutout Funky Buddha Huki Idol 1-0

-Crooked Crab Furious George score 5 runs in the bottom of the 9th to defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 5-1

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 7-4

-Red Rock Elephino shutout Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 3-0

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 3-1

-Big Sky Trout Slayer score 5 runs in the bottom of the 9th to defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 6-5

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer shutout Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 8-0

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 6-5

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News from around the league:

-After a bench clearing brawl during the Thimble Island - Chafunkta game, the commissioner handed down suspensions for two players: Randy Young (Thimble Island) suspended 5 games and Evan Engelbrecht (Chafunkta) suspended 10 games.

-Greg Cihal (SP) of Mispillion River Space Otters will miss the rest of the season after he suffered a torn ulnar collateral ligament

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25 April 2020:

Gold beer award: Third baseman John Gibbons of Terrapin Hopsecutioner. Gibbons goes 1-for-2 with a home run, 3 RBIs, 4 runs scored and 4 walks in a 17-3 rout over Funky Buddha Huki Idol

Silver beer award: Starting pitcher Bill Jacobs of Horsefly Jazzy Razzy. Jacobs tosses 8.2 innings of 1 hit ball, with no runs, 1 walk and 8 strikeouts in a 1-0 shutout win over Goose Island Goslings.

Bronze beer award: Starting pitcher Aaron Woody of Sierra Nevada Narwhals. Woody hurls 8 innings, giving up 2 hits, no runs, 1 walk and 9 strikeouts in a 1-0 win over Ballast Point Commodores.

other scores around the league:

-Meadowlark Mob Barley defeats Charleville Half Wits 5-2

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeats Texas Leaguer Chin Music 7-5

-Mispillion River Space Otters defeat Firefly Holly Dire Chinchilla 7-1

-Waikiki Ala Moana defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 3-2

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Thimble Island Kraken 6-2

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 9-5

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper shutout Red Rock Elephino 6-0

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 4-3 in 12 innings.

-Four Hands Typhon shutout Tattered Flag Man of War 1-0

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 4-1

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 8-2

-Kona Pipeline defeat Russian River Blind Pig 2-1

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 8-1

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 12-3

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 6-5

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 7-5

-Tree House Tornado defeat Foulmouthed Malcontent 6-4

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26 April 2020:

Gold beer award: First baseman Alejandro Rivera of Boulder Killer Penguin. Rivera goes 4-for-6 with 2 home runs, 5 RBI and 3 runs scored in a 12-0 stomping of Big Sky Trout Slayer.

Silver beer award: Starting pitcher Jim Stamey of Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot. Stamey goes a strong 8 innings, with 1 hit allowed, no runs, 2 walks and 10 strikeouts in a 2-0 win over Texas Leaguer Chin Music.

Bronze beer award: First baseman A.J. Conley of Charleville Half Wits. Conley goes 2-for-4 with a home run, 2 RBIs, 4 runs scored and 3 wals in an 8-7 victory over Meadowlark Mob Barley

other scores around the league:

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 8-4

-Waikiki Ala Moana defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 2-1

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy defeat Goose Island Goslings 2-1

-Chafunkta Kingfish shutout Thimble Island Kraken 7-0

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 7-3

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Red Rock Elephino 8-2

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 2-1

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Four Hands Typhon 9-4

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 7-2

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective shutout Rabid Dwarves of Doom 2-0

-Kona Pipeline defeat Russian River Blind Pig 9-2

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 3-2

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 3-0

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 7-1

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 2-0

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 2-1

-Foulmouthed Malcontent defeat Tree House Tornado 2-1

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Lager League Player of the week:

-Danny McMullen (1B) of Mispillion River Space Otters: 14-for-28 (.500) with 3 home runs, 8 RBIs and runs scored.


Stout League Player of the week:

-Adam Valle (1B) of Toboggan Lunatic Fridge: 9-for-21 (.429) with 4 home runs and 11 RBIs

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Weekly power rankings:

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27 April 2020:

Gold beer award: Right fielder Justin Gulling of Four Hands Typhon. Gulling went 3-for-4 with a double, home run, 6 RBIs and a run scored in a 7-3 win over Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective

Silver beer award: Starting pitcher Bobby Antonio of Scorched Earth Giant Killer. Antonio pitched a complete game shutout, going 9 innings with 3 hits allowed, no runs, 2 walks and 10 strikeouts in a 2-0 win over Sierra Nevada Narwhals

Bronze beer award: First baseman Vic Barrera of Tattered Flag Man of War. Barrera went 3-for-4 with 2 home runs, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 4-2 win over Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow

other scores from around the league:

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy comes back from 6 runs down to defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 7-6 in 11 innings

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Charleville Half Wits 2-0

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 7-4

-Meadowlark Mob Barley shutout Tree House Tornado 4-0

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla shutout Foulmouthed Malcontent 3-0

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 7- in 11 innings.

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Red Rock Elephino 6-4

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Russian River Blind Pig 8-1

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 3-1

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 6-3

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 4-3 in 10 innings

-Kona Pipeline defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 4-2

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 7-1

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 7-2

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 4-2

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 5-4

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Waikiki Ala Moana 3-0

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28 April 2020:

Gold beer award: Third baseman Micah Yates of Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow Yates went 2-for-3 with 2 home runs, 5 RBIs, 3 runs scored and 2 walks in a 13-3 win over Tattered Flag Man of War.

Silver beer award: Starting pitcher Amine Brisset of Toboggan Lunatic Fridge. Brisset (who hurled a no-hitter 10 days ago) had another near-untouchable game, going 9 innings, with 1 hit allowed, no runs, 1 walk and 8 strikeouts in an 8-0 win over Palmetto Ghost Rider.

Bronze beer award: First baseman A.J. Conley of Charleville Half Wits. Conley went 2-for-4 with 2 home runs, 5 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 7-3 win over Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt.

other scores around the league:

-Meadowlark Mob Barley defeats Tree House Tornado 6-4

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeats Waikiki Ala Moana 5-4

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Scorched Earth Giant Killer 4-3 in 13 innings.

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeats Boulder Killer Penguin 7-2

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 3-1

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 2-1

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 5-1

-Kona Pipeline defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 6-5 in 11 innings

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Red Rock Elephino 5-3

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Russian River Blind Pig 5-1

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 5-1

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 8-3

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 6-2

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 5-1

-Foulmouthed Malcontent defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 4-2

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 3-2

-Mispillion River Space Otters defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 6-1

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29 April 2020:

Gold beer award: First baseman Ricardo Migliorati of Palmetto Ghost Rider. Migliorati went 4-for-5 with a double, home run, 2 runs scored and 7 RBIs in a 9-4 win over Toboggan Lunatic Fridge.

Silver beer award: Third baseman Danny Jimenez of Tree House Tornado. Jimenez went 2-for-4 with 2 home runs, 2 runs scored and 7 RBIs in an 11-1 win over Meadowlark Mob Barley.

Bronze beer award: Third baseman Manuel Nava of Funky Buddha Huki Idol. Nava was a perfect 3-for-3 with a double, 2 triples, 2 runs scored, 2 walks and 4 RBIs in a 14-1 pounding of Crooked Crab Furious George.

other scores from around the league:

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Charleville Half Wits 10-8 in 13 innings

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeats Waikiki Ala Moana 5-3

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeats Foulmouthed Malcontent 5-3

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 7-0

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeats Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 3-1

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 3-0

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 5-3

-Kona Pipeline defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 9-1

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 5-1

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Russian River Blind Pig 7-6

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Red Rock Elephino 6-2

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 7-4

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot vs Horsefly Jazzy Razzy postponed due to rain

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 10-3

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 4-2 in 10 innings

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Goose Island Goslings 6-3

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 13-3

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30 April 2020:

Gold beer award: Third baseman Ben Evans of Palmetto Ghost Rider. Evans went 2-for-3 with 2 home runs, 3 RBIs, 3 runs scored and a walk in a 7-4 win over Four Hands Typhon

Silver beer award: First baseman Mike Baul of Russian River Blind Pig. Baul went 2-for-5 with a home run, 5 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 15-1 rout of Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels.

Bronze beer award: Starting pitcher Danny Antunez of Meadowlark Mob Barley. Antunez tossed 7.1 scoreless innings, with 2 hits allowed, 1 walk and 7 strikeouts; but in a losing effort as his team went down 2-1 to Twisted X Chupahopra

other scores around the league:

-Waikiki Ala Moana defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 8-3

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 5-3

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy defeat Ballast Point Commodores 3-2

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 7-0

-Kona Pipeline defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 7-6

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Red Rock Elephino 2-1

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 6-4

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 4-3

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 3-1

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 5-1

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 4-0

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 5-4

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 9-4

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 3-0

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 6-5

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Foulmouthed Malcontent 6-2

-Tree House Tornado defeat Charleville Half Wits 6-4

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News from around the league:

-Manny Gonazalez (2B) of Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective will miss 5 weeks due to a fractured rib

-Chris Jordan (SP) of Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective will miss the rest of the season due to a stretched elbow ligament

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Lager League Batter of the Month:

Josh Zuiker (LF) of Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt

8 home runs, 18 RBIs, 14 runs scored, .333 average