Beer League

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25 Sep 2031:

Gold beer award: Steve Hardin of Palmetto Ghost Rider - Hardin went 3-for-4 with 2 home runs, 4 RBIs and 4 runs scored in a 14-5 win over Toboggan Lunatic Fridge

Silver beer award: John Riola of Palmetto Ghost Rider - Riola went 2-for-3 with a double, a home run, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 14-5 win over Toboggan

Bronze beer award: Matt Lindsay of Scorched Earth Giant Killer - Lindsay went 3-for-4 with a double, 4 RBIs and a run scored in a 14-3 win over Texas Leaguer Chin Music

other scores from around the league:

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Mispillion River War Goose 2-0

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Goose Island Goslings 10-6

-Tree House Tornado defeat Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens 5-2

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 8-5

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Thimble Island Kraken 5-4 in 10 innings

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 9-5

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 8-5

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 7-2

-Kona Pipeline defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 4-2

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Red Rock Elephino 6-1

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 3-2

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth 7-6

-Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 9-1

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 8-1

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 4-0

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Magic Hobo Monkeys clinch Tripel division crown:

Second division crown in Meadowlark history (first in 2026)

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Post season push:

Thimble Island Kraken have been eliminated from post season contention

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26 Sep 2031:

Gold beer award: Tom Harris of Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective - Harris went 3-for-5 with a double, 2 home runs, 5 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 9-7 loss to Terrapin Hopsecutioner

Silver beer award: Josh Schaefer of Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels - Schaefer went 2-for-3 with 2 home runs, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 7-6 loss to Rabid Dwarves of Doom

Bronze beer award: Andy Tiell of Ballast Point Commodores - Tiell went 9 innings, giving up 3 hits and no runs with no walks and 2 strikeouts in a 1-0 win over Boulder Killer Penguin

other scores from around the league:

-Mispillion River War Goose defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 8-2

-Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 7-3

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 10-6

-Tree House Tornado defeat Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens 6-4

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Red Rock Elephino 5-2

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Russian River Blind Pig 1-0 in 11 innings

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 9-6

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 7-6

-Kona Pipeline defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 5-2

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 4-1

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 2-0

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 10-7

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth 6-3

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy defeat Charleville Half Wits 5-3

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Scorched Earth Giant Killer 8-1

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Goose Island Goslings 7-1

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Post season push:

Prairie Sun Mad Hopper have been eliminated from post season contention

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27 Sep 2031:

Gold beer award: Carlos Garcia of Ballast Point Commodores - Garcia went 3-for-6 with a double, 2 home runs, 6 RBIs and 3 runs scored in an 11-4 win over Boulder Killer Penguin

Silver beer award: Jordan Obispo of Goose Island Goslings - Obispo went 2-for-3 with 2 home runs, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in an 8-2 win over Daft Badger Hoppypotamus

Bronze beer award: Jonathan Wallace of Goose Island Goslings - Wallace went 9 innings, giving up 4 hits and 2 runs with 1 walk and 6 strikeouts in an 8-2 win over Daft Badger Hoppypotamus

other scores from around the league:

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth 7-3

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 5-3

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Ballast Point Commodores 7-2

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 8-5

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 11-9

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 9-4

-Kona Pipeline defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 8-4

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 6-2

Russian River Blind Pig defeat Four Hands Typhon 2-1

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 3-2

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 7-2

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 9-5

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 4-3

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 5-4

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 5-4

-Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens defeat Tree House Tornado 6-3

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Mispillion River War Goose 8-5

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Post season push:

A trio of post season tickets, as Jester King Das Wunderkind, Chafunkta Kingfish, and Russian River Blind Pig all punch their tickets to the playoffs. The Dunkel and Eisbock division crowns are still up for grabs, with Jester King's magic number at 10, and Russian River down to a single game.

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28 Sep 2031:

Gold beer award: Dan Laird of Mispillion River War Goose - Laird went 4-for-5 with a home run, 3 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 15-6 win over Horsefly Jazzy Razzy

Silver beer award: Nobuyuki Imamrura of Mispillion River War Goose - Imamura went 4-for-6 with a double, a home run, 2 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 15-6 win over Horsefly

Bronze beer award: Wally Juhl of Tree House Tornado - Juhl went 3-for-5 with a double, a home run, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 9-2 win over Texas Leaguer Chin Music

other scores from around the league:

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens 4-3 in 10 innings

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Ballast Point Commodores 11-10 in 12 innings

-Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 5-2

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 3-1

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 10-0

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 6-4

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 6-4

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Russian River Blind Pig 8-6

-Kona Pipeline defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 6-3

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 1-0

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 3-0

-Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth defeat Goose Island Goslings 6-4

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Post season push:

Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla and Laughing Sun Red Dwarf have been eliminated from post season contention

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29 Sep 2031:

Gold beer award: Ryan Kelley of Russian River Blind Pig - Kelley went 4-for-4 with a home run, 2 RBIs and 2 runs scored in an 8-3 win over Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck

Silver beer award: Mike Schweikert of Weyerbaher Blithering Idiot - Schweikert went 4-for-5 with a triple, a home run, 3 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 6-5 win over Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt

Bronze beer award: Billy Mewes of Prairie Sun Mad Hopper - Mewes went 4-for-5 with a double, a home run, 3 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 7-6 win over Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels

other scores from around the league:

-Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 6-5

-Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 9-1

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Ballast Point Commodores 8-7

-Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth defeat Goose Island Goslings 4-3

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Kona Pipeline 7-2

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 4-3

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Four Hands Typhon 3-2

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 8-7 in 10 innings

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 4-3

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 6-0

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 4-1

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 7-6

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 3-2

-Tree House Tornado defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 1-0

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 3-0

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 12-5

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Scorched Earth Giant Killer 6-5

-Mispillion River War Goose defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 4-0

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Post season push:

Sierra Nevada Narwhals have been eliminated from post season contention

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Blind Pig claim 4th division crown

It's a bit of a surprising stat to find that Russian River has only won 4 Eisbock division crowns in the 12 year Beer League history, as they have yet to miss the post season; but this is their first division crown since 2025.

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30 Sep 2031:

Gold beer award: Chris Paccione of Twisted X Chupahopra - Paccione went 4-for-6 with 2 home runs, 4 RBIs and 4 runs scored in a 14-7 win over Sierra Nevada Narwhals

Silver beer award: John Pearl of Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck - Pearl went 4-for-5 with a home run, 4 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 16-2 win over Russian River Blind Pig

Bronze beer award: Nate Heier of Twisted X Chupahopra - Heier went 4-for-5 with a doubkle, 6 RBIs and a run scored in a 14-7 win over Sierra Nevada

other scores from around the league:

-Tree House Tornado defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 8-0

-Foulmouthed Hypnotzing Chickens defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 6-5 in 10 innings

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Ballast Point Commodores 7-5 in 15 innings

-Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth defeat Goose Island Goslings 9-0

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 12-5

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 5-3

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Thimble Island Kraken 8-7

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 4-3

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 5-3

-Kona Pipeline defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 5-4 in 10 innings

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 5-2

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 8-3

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Red Rock Elephino 7-1

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 7-4

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys 6-2

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Charleville Half Wits 3-0

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 3-1

-Mispillion River War Goose defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 6-5

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Post season push:

Boulder Killer Penguin have been eliminated from post season contention

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1 Oct 2031:

Gold beer award: Paul Kline of Laughing Sun Red Dwarf - Kline went 3-for-5 with a home run, 5 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 12-9 win over Ballast Point Commodores

Silver beer award: Nate McBride of Jester King Das Wunderkind - McBride went 3-for-5 with 2 home runs, 4 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 7-6 loss to Tattered Flag Man of War

Bronze beer award: Tom Harris of Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective - Harris went 3-for-5 with 2 home runs, 3 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 9-5 win over Palmetto Ghost Rider

other scores from around the league:

-Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 6-4

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Tree House Tornado 6-5

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 9-3

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Four Hands Typhon 6-5

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 5-2

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 9-2

-Kona Pipeline defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 5-1

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Russian River Blind Pig 5-4

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 3-1

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Thimble Island Kraken 1-0

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Red Rock Elephino 3-2 in 11 innings

-Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 6-1

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 2-1

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Charleville Half Wits 9-3

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Post season push:

Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck have clinched their third straight post season appearance (and sixth overall). They currently sit in 3rd place in the Dunkel division, 4 games back of the lead.

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2 Oct 2031:

Gold beer award: Nick Lukas of Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens - Lukas went 8 innings, giving up 3 hits and no runs with 1 walk and 4 strikeouts in a 3-0 win over Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys

Silver beer award: Alex Madrigal of Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot - Madrigal went 2-for-3 with 2 home runs, 2 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 4-1 win over Horsefly Jazzy Razzy

bronze beer award: Jonathan Wallace of Goose Island Goslings - Wallace went 7.1 innings, giving up 4 hits and 1 run with 2 walks and 6 strikeouts in a 5-2 win over Ballast Point Commodores

other scores from around the league:

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Charleville Half Wits 8-2

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 6-5

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 5-2

-Mispillion River War Goose defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 7-2

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 5-3

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 6-5 in 10 innings

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Tree House Tornado 3-0

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Scorched Earth Giant Killer 2-1

-Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 14-4

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news from around the league:

-Matt Quaintance (RP) of Laughing Sun Red Dwarf will miss the rest of the season due to a torn elbow flexor tendon

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3 Oct 2031:

Gold beer award: Randy Campbell of Russian River Blind Pig - Campbell went 3-for-3 with a double, 2 home runs, 3 RBIs and 3 runs scored in an 8-6 win over Kona Pipeline

Silver beer award: Jeremy Charron of Rabid Dwarves of Doom - Charron went 4-for-6 with a double, triple, 2 home runs, 2 RBIs and 4 runs scored in an 11-10 win over Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective

Bronze beer award: Tom Harris of Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective - Harris went 3-for-6 with a double, a home run, 7 RBIs and a run scored in an 11-10 loss to Rabid Dwarves of Doom

other scores from around the league:

-Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 6-4

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 5-4

-Tree House Tornado defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 5-3

-Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens defeat Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys 7-0

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 6-5

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 8-5

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 3-2

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 7-2

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 6-1

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Red Rock Elephino 6-4

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 4-3

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 6-2

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 10-4

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Goose Island Goslings 6-4

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Mispillion River War Goose 7-3

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Scorched Earth Giant Killer 2-1

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotaus 4-3

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Charleville Half Wits 4-3

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4 Oct 2031:

Gold beer award Chris Connolly of Prairie Sun Mad Hopper - Connolly went 7 innings, giving up 1 hit and no runs with no walks and 2 strikeouts in a 5-0 win over Toboggan Lunatic Fridge

Silver beer award: Edward Moore of Goose Island Goslings - Moore went 3-for-4 with a home run, 3 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 6-1 win over Ballast Point Commodores

Bronze beer award: Nate King of Big Sky Trout Slayer - King went 7 innings givig up 2 hits and no runs with 2 walks and 3 strikeouts in a 1-0 win over Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth

other scores from around the league:

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 4-2

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 8-2

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 6-2

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 4-1

-Mispillion River War Goose defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 7-4

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 7-5

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Red Rock Elephino 8-7

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 8-2

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 4-3 in 10 innings

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 4-3

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 3-2

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 2-1

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 4-3 in 13 innings

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Kona Pipeline 7-1

-Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys defeat Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens 10-2

-Tree House Tornado defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 4-2

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 11-4