Beer League

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29 May 2031:

Gold beer award: Nick Pierce of Boulder Killer Penguin - Pierce went 5-for-6 with 3 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 13-1 win over Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot

Silver beer award: Kyle Rodgers of Tattered Flag Man of War - Rodgers went 2-for-3 with 2 home runs, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 7-2 win over Crooked Crab Furious George

Bronze beer award: John Farley of Mispillion River War Goose - Farley went 3-for-4 with a double, 2 home runs, 2 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 6-1 win over Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt

other scores from around the league:

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 5-3

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens 3-1

-Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys defeat Tree House Tornado 7-4

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Goose Island Goslings 3-2 in 11 innings

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 2-1

-Kona Pipeline defeat Four Hands Typhon 9-8 in 14 innings

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 7-4

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 4-3

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 5-4

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 3-2

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 5-2

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 3-1

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 6-3 in 14 innings

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 4-3

-Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 5-2

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 5-4 in 10 innings

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Scorched Earth Giant Killer 3-2 in 11 innings

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30 May 2031:

Gold beer award: Tim Hamilton of Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels - Hamilton went 4-for-5 with a double, 3 home runs, 3 RBIs and 4 runs scored in a 7-0 win over Jester King Das Wunderkind

Silver beer award: Miguel Rodriguez of Stony Creek Crankenstein - Rodriguez went 3-for-5 with a double, a home run, 6 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 9-1 win over Thimble Island Kraken

Bronze beer award: Ryan Bernstein of Red Rock Elephino - Bernstein went 9 innings, giving up 3 hits and no runs with no walks and 8 strikeouts in a 1-0 loss to Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow

other scores from around the league:

-Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys defeat Tree House Tornado 10-3

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth 5-3

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 3-1

-Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 4-3

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 2-0

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 4-2

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 5-4 in 12 innings

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 7-2

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 5-4 in 10 innings

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Kona Pipeline 7-3

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 3-1

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 3-2

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 8-0

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Mispillion River War Goose 4-2

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 7-3 in 13 innings

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Goose Island Goslings 3-0

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 5-2

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31 May 2031:

Gold beer award: Alex Avellaneda of Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth - Avellaneda went 5-for-5 with a double, a home run, 3 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 13-4 win over Laughing Sun Red Dwarf

Silver beer award: Nick Scott of Toboggan Lunatic Fridge - Scott went 8 innings, giving up 3 hits and no runs with no walks and 9 strikeouts in a 9-0 win over Terrapin Hopsecutioner

Bronze beer award: Nobuyuki Imamura of Mispillion River War Goose - Imamura went 3-for-4 with a home run, 2 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 7-5 win over Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt

other scores from around the league:

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 10-6

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Charleville Half Wits 8-0

-Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys defeat Tree House Tornado 2-0

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 5-1

-Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 3-2 in 10 innings

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 14-8

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Kona Pipeline 4-1

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 8-0

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Russian River Blind Pig 5-1

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 6-5

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 4-3

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Red Rock Elephino 7-5 in 11 innings

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 8-1

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 7-3

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 2-1

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 4-3

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 2-0

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May recap: Division leaders

Lager League: Pilsner Division - Tree House Tornado / Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot:

Finishing the month with a four game slide brought Tree House down enough to put them into a tie with Weyerbacher for the division lead. Newly acquired starter Ramon Sierra is having a career year for the Tornado so far. After a year with Scorched Earth and three years with Boulder where he topped out with 8 wins in a single season; Sierra has already racked up a 7-0 record in 9 starts. For Weyerbacher, long time first baseman Alex Madrigal is leading the offensive charge with 13 home runs, 47 RBIs and a .329 average

Lager League: Kolsch Division - Twisted X Chupahopra:

In one of the tighter division races, Twisted X holds a 2 game lead over Charleville and Scorched Earth (and sit only 4.5 games ahead of last place). 2028 first round draft pick, Ryan Booker, is starting to come into his own for the club as the staff ace. Booker has a 5-2 record with 28 strikeouts and a 2.65 ERA.


Lager League: Helles Division - Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth:

The tightest division race in the league, Waikiki sits atop the division with just 3 games separating all 5 teams. Left fielder and leadoff batter Danny Rivera is setting the table well for the club this season, batting a solid .356 so far, with a .412 OBP and 25 runs scored. On the mound starter Abdullah Bin Ayoob has a stellar 7-1 record with 48 strikeouts and a 3.27 ERA.


Lager League: Tripel Division - Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys:

Defense is the name of the game in Meadowlark, as the Magic Hobo Monkeys are riding their top rated defense to the top of the division. Meadowlark is ranked 1st in defensive efficiency (.742), zone rating (+17.2), and bullpen ERA (2.48); and 2nd in starter ERA (3.27), and errors (14).


Stout League: Porter Division - Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow / Terrapin Hopsecutioner:

Three Floyds triumvirate of solid starters is powering them to the top of the division along with Terrapin. Ben Troyer (5-3, 1.21 ERA), Theo Jackson (5-1, 2.54 ERA), and Clark Egan (5-1, 2.13 ERA) give their club a solid chance every outing. For the Hopsecutioner, youngster Jose Carrasco (21 years old) has quickly emerged as a force at the plate, with a team leading .355 average.


Stout League: Dunkel Division - Chafunkta Kingfish:

After years of sub par teams and sub 500 finishes, Chafunkta is starting to see the fruits of their high draft picks. 2027 first round pick, Brad Eberly is having a career year with 12 home runs, 47 RBIs and a .404 average. But that average doesn't even lead his own club, as 2028 first round pick, Justin Burris is outpacing his teammate with a .423 average, 11 home runs and 32 RBIs.


Stout League: Eisbock Division - Russian River Blind Pig:

Even with player turnover, some things never change, like seeing Russian River atop the Eisbock division. Shortstop Gil Gonzalez has worked his way up to the top ranked player at his position in the league. He currently leads the club with a .311 average, 9 home runs and 30 RBIs.


Stout League: Altbier Division - Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective:

A five game winning streak to end the month has Odious Cellars in a place they've never been at the end of a season... first place. It's a team effort with the club, as no one on the offense or defense finds themselves ranked in the league leaderboards.

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1 Jun 2031:

Gold beer award: Juan Lopez of Palmetto Ghost Rider - Lopez went 3-for-5 with 2 home runs, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 9-7 loss to Russian River Blind Pig

Silver beer award: David Pace of Jester King Das Wunderkind - PAce went 3-for-4 with a double, 3 RBIs and 3 runs scored in an 8-5 win over Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels

Bronze beer award: Dvir Eleazar of Toboggan Lunatic Fridge - Eleazar went 8 innings, giving up 3 hits and 1 run with 1 walk and 7 strikeouts in a 4-2 loss to Terrapin Hopsecutioner

other scores from around the league:

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Charleville Half WIts 8-5

-Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys defeat Tree House Tornado 6-4

-Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 9-1

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 3-2 in 15 innings

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 6-3

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Kona Pipeline 5-4

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 5-4

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 2-1

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 8-3

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 2-1

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 5-1

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 8-0

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 8-4

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Mispillion River War Goose 8-1

-Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 6-5 in 10 innings

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 9-3

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 5-1

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2 Jun 2031:

Gold beer award: Jackson Wagner of Texas Leaguer Chin Music - Wagner went 7 innings, giving up 2 hits and no runs with no walks and 9 strikeouts in a 4-0 win over Twisted X Chupahopra

Silver beer award: Jonathan Moran of Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective - Moran went 6.2 innings, giving up 1 hit and no runs with 2 walks and 5 strikeouts in a 1-0 win over Jester King Das Wunderkind

Bronze beer award: Miguel Rodriguez of Stony Creek Crankenstein - Rodriguez went 3-for-4 with 3 doubles, 3 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 7-4 win over Four Hands Typhon

other scores from around the league:

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 7-5

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 6-2

-Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys defeat Scorched Earth Giant Killer 4-3

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Goose Island Goslings 7-2

-Tree House Tornado defeat Ballast Point Commodores 5-2

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Red Rock Elephino 7-6 in 14 innings

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 4-2

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 7-5

-Kona Pipeline defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 7-4

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Thimble Island Kraken 4-2

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Russian River Blind Pig 6-4 in 10 innings

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 5-3 in 11 innings

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 4-2

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 6-3

-Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 4-3

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 5-1

-Mispillion River War Goose defeat Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens 8-0

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3 Jun 2031:

Gold beer award: Chris Gamble of Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth - Gamble went 9 innings, giving up 2 hits and no runs with no walks and 4 strikeouts in a 6-0 win over Sierra Nevada Narwhals

Silver beer award: Manny Rocha of Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels - Rocha went 4-for-5 with a double, 4 RBIs and a run scored in an 8-5 win over Red Rock Elephino

Bronze beer award: Ryan Korczak of Boulder Killer Penguin - Korczak went 7.2 innings, giving up 2 hits and no runs with 3 walks and 6 strikeouts in a 2-0 win over Big Sky Trout Slayer

other scores from around the league:

-Mispillion River War Goose defeat Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens 2-1

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 6-0

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 8-3

-Tree House Tornado defeat Ballast Point Commodores 4-3

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 4-3

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Chafuntka Kingfish 6-3

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 10-1

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 6-4

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 5-1

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 3-0

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 5-4

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 7-3

-Kona Pipeline defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 3-2

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 3-2

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 7-5

-Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys defeat Scorched Earth Giant Killer 7-5

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 7-5

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News from around the league:

-Ian Ahrens (RF) of Goose Island Goslings will miss the rest of the season due to a ruptured medial collateral ligament

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Funky Buddha veteran starter Marcello Waddingham has announced he will retire from the Beer League at the end of this season. Drafted in the 1st round of the inaugural 2020 season by Waikiki, Waddingham would go on to play for Weyerbacher, Terrapin, Mispillion River, and Funky Buddha. He appeared in 369 games, with a record of 158-93, 2466 strikeouts, and a 2.98 ERA. A three time All-Star, Waddingham was a key member of the 2022 championship team with Weyerbacher, going 4-0 with 32 strikeouts and an 0.69 ERA. He is one of only two players in the history of the Beer League to throw multiple no-hitters (5/24/20 vs Great Raft; 9/1/21 vs Mispillion River). He currently ranks second all time for Beer League career wins and strikeouts.

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4 Jun 2031:

Gold beer award: Alfredo Velasquez of Palmetto Ghost Rider - Velasquez went 8 innings, giving up 3 hits and no runs with 1 walk and 6 strikeouts in a 6-0 win over Crooked Crab Furious George

Silver beer award: Mike Few of Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck - Few went 2-for-3 with a home run, 3 RBIs and 2 runs scored in an 11-6 loss to Thimble Island Kraken

Bronze beer award: Jim Parrent of Scorched Earth Giant Killer - Parrent went 7.2 innings, giving up 3 hits and no runs with 2 walks and 3 strikeouts in a 3-0 win over Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys

other scores from around the league:

-Tree House Tornado defeat Ballast Point Commodores 8-3

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 3-2

-Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 6-2

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 6-2

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 8-4

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 5-4

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 5-1

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Russian River Blind Pig 14-8 in 10 innings

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 4-2

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 3-2

-Kona Pipeline defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 5-2

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 7-2

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 4-3

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 4-3

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 3-2

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Goose Island Goslings 3-1

-Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens defeat Mispillion River War Goose 6-5 in 10 innings

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5 Jun 2031:

Gold beer award: Adan Sanchez of Ballast Point Commodores - Sanchez went 3-for-6 with a home run, 5 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 15-4 win over Tree House Tornado

Silver beer award: Eddie Liston of Ballast Point Commodores - Liston went 4-for-4 with a triple, 2 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 15-4 win over Tree House

Bronze beer award: Waku Niimi of Four Hands Typhon - Niimi went 9 innings, giving up 3 hits and 1 run with 1 walk and 1 strikeout in a 5-1 win over Stony Creek Crankenstein

other scores from around the league:

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 10-1

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 2-0

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 4-1

-Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens defeat Mispillion River War Goose 3-2

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Red Rock Elephino 7-0

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 7-3

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Thimble Island Kraken 8-3

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Kona Pipeline 6-3

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 2-1

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Russian River Blind Pig 5-3

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 5-4

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 6-4 in 10 innings

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 10-4

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 4-1

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth 5-1

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys 10-6

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 6-1

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 5-0

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6 Jun 2031:

Gold beer award: Ron Henry of Sierra Nevada Narwhals - Henry went 3-for-5 with 2 home runs, 6 RBIs and 3 runs scored in an 11-10 loss to Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla

Silver beer award: Chad Freeman of Russian River Blind Pig - Freeman went 3-for-5 with 2 home runs, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 10-4 win over Terrapin Hopsecutioner

Bronze beer award: Chris Brennan of Texas Leaguer Chin Music - Brennan went 9 innings, giving up 5 hit and 1 run with no walks and 6 strikeouts in a 5-1 win over Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt

other scores from around the league:

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 10-2

-Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 5-2

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys 5-4 in 12 innings

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 7-6

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Goose Island Goslings 4-0

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 4-2

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 6-3

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 4-3

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Kona Pipeline 7-2

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 6-1

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Thimble Island Kraken 5-1

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 3-1

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 3-2

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Four Hands Typhon 4-3

-Mispillion River War Goose defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 4-1

-Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens defeat Ballast Point Commodores 7-1

-Tree House Tornado defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 7-4

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News from around the league:

-Tim Hamilton (CF) of Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels will miss 7 months due to a torn labrum

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7 Jun 2031:

Gold beer award: Andrew Jennings of Terrapin Hopsecutioner - Jennings went 4-for-5 with 2 home runs, 4 RBIs and 4 runs scored in a 12-2 win over Russian River Blind Pig

Silver beer award: David Blackwelder of Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot - Blackwelder went 8 innings, giving up 2 hits and no runs with 1 walk and 7 strikeouts in a 2-0 win over Big Sky Trout Slayer

Bronze beer award: Sigismund Lund of Twisted X Chupahopra - Lund went 8.2 innings, giving up 4 hits and no runs with 4 walks and 8 strikeouts in a 6-0 win over Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth

other scores from around the league:

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 6-4

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy defeat Tree House Tornado 7-3

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Scorched Earth Giant Killer 7-6

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens 5-2

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 4-3

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 7-3

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 7-5 in 11 innings

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 6-5

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Four Hands Typhon 6-2

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Thimble Island Kraken 3-1

-Kona Pipeline defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 6-1

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 11-10

Red Rock Elephino defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 9-1

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Mispillion River War Goose 5-2

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Charleville Half Wits 7-3

-Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 7-0

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 6-3

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8 Jun 2031:

Gold beer award: Joe Schweizer of Rabid Dwarves of Doom - Schweizer went 3-for-4 with 2 home runs, 4 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 9-2 win over Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck

Silver beer award: Chris Slovick of Scorched Earth Giant Killer - Slovick went 3-for-4 with a double, a triple, a home run, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 7-0 win over Goose Island Goslings

Bronze beer award: Davon Peters of Palmetto Ghost Rider - Peters went 8 innings, giving up 3 hits and no runs with 2 walks and 7 strikeouts in a 3-0 win over Kona Pipeline

other scores from around the league:

-Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens defeat Ballast Point Commodores

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 8-7

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys 4-3 in 10 innings

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Mispillion River War Goose 4-2

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 7-1

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 4-0

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 5-4 in 12 innings

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 4-0

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 3-1

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 2-1

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 8-5

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 3-2

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 7-1

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 3-2

-Tree House Tornado defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 9-1

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth 4-2

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 3-2 in 13 innings

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9 Jun 2031:

Gold beer award: Jordan Obispo of Goose Island Goslings - Obispo went 3-for-4 with a triple, a home run, 3 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 12-6 win over Texas Leaguer Chin Music

Silver beer award: Jim Parrent of Scorched Earth Giant Killer - Parrent went 7 innings, giving up 3 hits and no runs with 2 walks and 6 strikeouts in a 3-2 win over Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens

Bronze beer award: Jonathan Doyle of Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens - Doyle went 6.1 innings, giving up 2 hits and no runs with 1 walk and 5 strikeouts in a 3-2 loss to Scorched Earth

other scores from around the league:

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 8-3

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Thimble Island Kraken 2-0

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 5-3

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 3-2

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10 Jun 2031:

Gold beer award: Dave Harley of Daft Badger Hoppypotamus - Harley went 4-for-5 with a home run, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 7-0 win over Ballast Point Commodores

Silver beer award: Fernando Camacho of Crooked Crab Furious George - Camacho went 3-for-5 with a double, 2 home runs, 4 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 9-1 win over Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck

Bronze beer award: Danny Gonzalez of Daft Badger Hoppypotamus - Gonzalez went 9 innings, giving up 3 hits and no runs with 2 walks and 2 strikeouts in a 7-0 win over Ballast Point Commodores

other scores from around the league:

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Charleville Half Wits 10-7

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 6-4

-Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys defeat Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth 8-3

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 1-0

-Tree House Tornado defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 5-4

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Red Rock Elephino 1-0

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Four Hands Typhon 3-2

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 7-5

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 3-0

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 2-1

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 4-2

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 5-3

-Kona Pipeline defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 3-0

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 6-0

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 5-1

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 7-1

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Mispillion River War Goose 9-0

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens 4-3

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11 Jun 2031:

Gold beer award: Victor Leal of Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective - Leal went 2-for-2 with 2 home runs, 3 RBIs and 3 runs scored in an 8-7win over Prairie Sun Mad Hopper

Silver beer award: David Williams of Laughing Sun Red Dwarf - Williams went 3-for-5 with a double, a home run, 4 RBIs and 3 runs scored in an 8-5 win over Mispillion River War Goose

Bronze beer award: Nate King of Big Sky Trout Slayer - King went 7.2 innings, giving up 3 hits and no runs with 1 walks and 2 strikeouts in a 1-0 win over Horsefly Jazzy Razzy

other scores from around the league:

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 5-3

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 3-1

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Tree House Tornado 8-3

-Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens defeat Scorched Earth Giant Killer 4-3

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Goose Island Goslings 4-3 in 12 innings

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 7-6

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 6-2

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 2-0

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 10-2

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 4-0 in 12 innings

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 1-0

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Kona Pipeline 1-0

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 7-4

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 7-2

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 9-4

-Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth defeat Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys 8-1

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 7-6

[stl jason]

12 Jun 2031:

Gold beer award: Jesse Daubenspeck of Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt - Daubenspeck went 3-for-4 with 2 doubles, a home run, 3 RBIS and 3 runs scored in a 10-2 win over Boulder Killer Penguin

Silver beer award: Mark Fusco of Prairie Sun Mad Hopper - Fusco went 4-for-6 with 2 doubles, a home run, 4 RBIs and a run scored in an 8-7 win over Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective

Bronze beer award: Wayne Gokey of Tattered Flag Man of War - Gokey went 2-for-3 with a home run, 3 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 6-2 win over Red Rock Elephino

other scores from around the league:

-Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys defeat Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth 3-1

[stl jason]

News from around the league:

-Ken Zink (SP) of Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens will miss the rest of the season due to a torn labrum