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Josh Brewington(perfect name for the beer league) (RP) of the Boulder Killer Penguin will miss the season due to a torn rotator cuff

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-Jalen Johnson (RP) of the Daft Badger Hoppypotamus will miss the season due to a torn ulnar collateral ligament

-Jason Oelschlager (RP) of the Russian River Blind Pig will miss 14 months due to a torn ulnar collateral ligament

-Rafael Gonzalez (RF) of the Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt will miss the season due to a broken elbow

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Ismael Vasquez has announced his retirement from the beer league, after a torn rotator cuff diagnosis was deemed serious enough to be a career ending injury. Vasquez joined the league as an 18 year old in 2021 with Twisted X. He also pitched for Meadowlark, Odious Cellars, Ballast Point, Kona, and Weyerbacher. He signed a minor league deal with Three Floyds in 2030 but never tossed a pitch for them.

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Mike Stevens (RP) of the Horsefly Jazzy Razzy will miss 4 months due to a torn labrum

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-Pat McCullough (SS) of the Horsefly Jazzy Razzy will miss the season due to a torn posterior cruciate ligament

-Tyler Thiel (SP) of the Chafunkta Kingfish will miss the season due to shoulder inflammation

-Jeremy Albright (RP) of the Thimble Island Kraken will miss 6 months due to a partially torn ulnar collateral ligament

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Jason Connors (RP) of the Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels will miss the season due to a torn elbow flexor tendon

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Matt Quaintance (RP) of the Laughing Sun Red Dwarf will miss 4 months due to a torn rotator cuff

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Garry Collette (R) of the Tree House Tornado will miss the season due to a torn elbow flexor tendon

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-Vinny Gonzalez (RP) of the Terrapin Hopsecutioner will miss 5-6 months due to a torn rotator cuff

-Jose Morales (RP) of the Charleville Half Wits will miss 5 months due to radial nerve compression

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2031 Lager League: pre-season predictions

the prognosticators have Charleville's Bryan Branton batting .424 for the season. No Beer League batter has ever cracked the .400 mark (Jesus Cruz missed it by a hair in 2023 at .399)

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2031 Stout League: pre-season predictions

similar to the Lager League; one batter in the Stout League is predicted to break the .400 mark. Chafunkta's Brad Eberly at .415

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11 Apr 2031: Opening Day!

Welcome to another season of the Beer League. Three teams have changed their nicknames/logos not only to try and change up their luck, but also to advertise some new brews.


Gold beer award: Steve Pierson of Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens - Pierson went 3-for-4 with a home run, 6 RBIs and a run scored in a 9-5 win over Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt

Silver beer award: Kevin Mize of Kona Pipeline - Mize went 9 innings, giving up 2 hit and no runs with no walks and 4 strikeouts in a 3-0 win over Jester King Das Wunderkind

Bronze beer award: Ben Troyer of Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow - Troyer went 8.1 innings, giving up 5 hits and no runs with 2 walks and 8 strikeouts in a 7-0 win over Russian River Blind Pig

other scores from around the league:

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 7-2

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 10-3

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Ballast Point Commodores 3-0

-Tree House Tornado defeat Gose Island Goslings 3-2 in 12 innings

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 5-2

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 2-1

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Four Hands Typhon 4-2

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Thimble Island Kraken 3-0

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 5-1

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 2-0

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 5-3

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 7-1

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 6-4 in 13 innings

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 6-2

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Mispillion River War Goose 6-3

-Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 1-0

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12 Apr 2031:

Gold beer award: Tony Torres of Stony Creek Crankenstein - Torres went 3-for-4 with 2 home runs, 5 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 9-6 loss to Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective

Silver beer award: Marquise Strutz of Sierra Nevada Narwhals - Strutz went 4-for-4 with 2 doubles, 3 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 13-5 win over Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot

Bronze beer award: Russ Galvin of Tattered Flag Man of War - Galvin went 3-for-5 with 2 home runs, 4 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 7-5 win over Palmetto Ghost Rider

other scored from around the league:

-Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 8-1

Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 6-5

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Scorched Earth Giant Killer 7-6

-Tree House Tornado defeat Goose Island Goslings 6-2

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 13-2

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 7-1

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 6-4

-Kona Pipeline defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 5-2

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 6-2

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Four Hands Typhon 7-6 in 12 innings

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 6-4

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 6-4

-Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens defeat Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 6-0

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 2-1

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Mispillion River War Goose 5-4

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 7-3

-Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth defeat Charleville Half Wits 13-1

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13 Apr 2031:

Gold beer award: Jason Flanigan of Ballast Point Commodores - Flanigan went 6.2 innings, giving up 2 hits and no runs with 1 walk and 4 strikeouts in a 3-0 win over Scorched Earth Giant Killer

Silver beer award: Ryan Mullen of Chafunkta Kingfish - Mullen went 6.1 innings, giving up 3 hits and no runs with no walks and 5 strikeouts in a 5-1 win over Funky Buddha Huki Idol

Bronze beer award: Grant Howe of Stony Creek Crankenstein - Howe went 6.1 innings, giving up 2 hits and no runs with 3 walks and 3 strikeouts in a 3-0 win over Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective

other scores from around the league:

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Tree House Tornado 2-1

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 5-3

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth 4-2

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens 5-4 in 11 innings

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 4-1

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Kona Pipeline 3-1

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Russian River Blind Pig 3-0

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 5-4 in 11 innings

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 3-0

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 4-1

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Four Hands Typhon 4-2

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 9-1

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Thimble Island Kraken 3-2

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 2-1

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 6-1

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Mispillion River War Goose 5-2

-Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 6-3

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Alex Trevino (1B) of the Prairie Sun Mad Hopper has announced he will retire from the Beer League at the end of this season. Trevino joined theleague in the inaugural 2020 season. He spent his first 6 seasons with Sleeping Giant before moving on and playing for Ballast Point, Tree House, Terrapin, Waikiki and Prairie Sun

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14 Apr 2031:

Gold beer award: Bob Damron of Tattered Flag Man of War - Damron went 5.2 innings, giving up 2 hits and no runs with 3 walks and 4 strikeouts in a 6-0 win over Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow

Silver beer award: David Blackwelder of Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot - Blackwelder went 6.2 innings, giving up 5 hits and 1 run with 2 walks and 5 strikeouts in a 6-1 win over Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt

Bronze beer award: John Iddiols of Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot - Iddiols went 1-for-3 with a home run, 3 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 6-1 win over Great Raft

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15 Apr 2031:

Gold beer award: Pat Hoover of Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot - Hoover went 2-for-2 with a double, a home run, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 9-8 win over Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt

Silver beer award: Ben Freeman of Terrapin Hopsecutioner - Freeman went 3-for-3 with 4 RBIs and a run scored in a 13-2 win over Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective

Bronze beer award: Don Bass of Chafunkta Kingfish - Bass went 4-for-4 with a double, 3 RBIs and a run scored in a 4-3 win over Prairie Sun Mad Hopper

other scores from around the league:

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 3-2

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Ballast Point Commodores 6-5

-Texas League Chin Music defeat Tree House Tornado 7-3

Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens 6-5

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 5-4 in 12 innings

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 5-3

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Russian River Blind Pig 3-1

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 5-4

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Thimble Island Kraken 5-2

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Kona Pipeline 4-3 in 13 innings

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 6-3

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Red Rock Elephino 5-2

-Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth vs Goose Island Goslings postponed due to rain

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy defeat Mispillion River War Goose 9-2

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 7-5

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 2-0

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys 5-0

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16 Apr 2031:

Gold beer award: Greg Dawson of Scorched Earth Giant Killer - Dawson went 4-for-5 with 2 doubles, 2 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 9-2 win over Boulder Killer Penguin

Silver beer award: George Skiff of Mispillion River War Goose - Skiff went 3-for-5 with a home run, 3 RBIs and 3 runs scored in an 8-5 win over Horsefly Jazzy Razzy

Bronze beer award: Danny Amador of Texas Leaguer Chin Music - Amador went 3-for-4 with a home run, 3 RBis and 2 runs scored in a 5-0 win over Tree House Tornado

other scores from around the league:

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 8-3

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 3-1

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 9-4

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 5-4 in 10 innings

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 9-4

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Odious Cellar Rubied Perspective 7-1

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Four Hands Typhon 8-2

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 9-2

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 6-4 in 10 innings

-Kona Pipeline defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 5-0

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 5-4

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 5-2

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 6-2

-Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 2-1

-Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 8-6 in 10 innings

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 2-1

-Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth defeat Goose Island Goslings 8-3

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth 4-2

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17 Apr 2031:

Gold beer award: Pat Hoover of Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot - Hoover went 4-for-4 with a double, 2 home runs, 3 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 9-5 win over Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt

Silver beer award: Evan Winton of Toboggan Lunatic Fridge - Winton went 3-for-4 with 2 home runs, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 6-0 win over Palmetto Ghost Rider

Bronze beer award: Kevin Mize of Kona Pipeline - Mize went 7.2 innings, giving up 7 hits and no runs with 1 walk and 11 strikeouts in a 5-0 win over Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck

other scores from around the league:

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens 4-2

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 8-7

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Ballast Point Commodores 11-7

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18 Apr 2031:

Gold beer award: Gil Gonzalez of Russian River Blind Pig - Gonzalez went 4-for-5 with a double, 2 home runs, 7 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 14-2 win over Tattered Flag Man of War

Silver beer award: Jamie Asplund of Terrapin Hopsecutioner - Asplund went 4-for-4 with a double, a home run, 2 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 6-1 win over Chafunkta Kingfish

Bronze beer award: Kyle Botz of Charleville Half Wits - Botz went 3-for-4 with a home run, 5 RBIs and a run scored in a 9-4 win over Mispillion River War Goose

other scores from around the league:

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Tree House Tornado 2-1

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys 5-4

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 7-6

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 3-2 in 16 innings

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Kona Pipeline 8-1

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 4-3

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 6-2

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 3-0

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 7-4

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 3-1

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 9-6

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Red Rock Elephino 1-0

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 4-1

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 6-2

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth 5-0

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 5-2

-Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 5-3