Beer League

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7 Jul 2028:

Gold beer award: Chris Etchison of Prairie Sun Mad Hopper - Etchison went 8 innings, giving up 1 hit and 1 run with 1 walk and 12 strikeouts in a 2-1 win over Russian River Blind Pig

Silver beer award: Bobby Rodriguez of Funky Buddha Huki Idol - Rodriguez went 7.2 innings, giving up 2 hits and no runs with 2 walks and 11 strikeouts in a 5-4 loss to Tattered Flag Man of War

Bronze beer award: Preston Wallace of Stony Creek Crankenstein - Wallace went 8 innings, giving up 2 hits and no runs with 1 walk and 5 strikeouts in a 1-0 win over Four Hands Typhon

other scores from around the league:

-Tree House Tornado defeat Foulmouthed Malcontent 7-6

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 5-1

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Scorched Earth Giant Killer 5-4

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Goose Island Goslings 5-2

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 4-3 in 10 innings

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 4-3

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 6-0

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 5-4

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 1-0 in 11 innings

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Kona Pipeline 7-3

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 3-1 in 10 innings

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 6-5

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 3-2 in 10 innings

-Waikiki Ala Moana defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 8-1

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 7-4 in 14 innings

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Meadowlark Mob Barley 7-5

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 5-2

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News from around the league:

-Danny Cramer (RP) of Twisted X Chupahopra will miss the rest of the season due to a damaged elbow ligament

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8 Jul 2028:

Gold beer award: Malcolm Hayes of Crooked Crab Furious George - Hayes went 3-for-5 with 2 home runs, 8 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 17-12 loss to Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow

Silver beer award: Ken Lammers of Laughing Sun Red Dwarf - Lammers went 4-for-5 with a triple, a home run, 6 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 16-1 win over Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt

Bronze beer award: Charlie Berry of Ballast Point Commodores - Berry went 3-for-4 with a double, a home run, 5 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 12-7 win over Scorched Earth Giant Killer

other scores from around the league:

-Tree House Tornado defeat Foulmouthed Malcontent 19-12

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 9-3

-Waikiki Ala Moana defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 3-0

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 5-1

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 10-4

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 7-1

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Kona Pipeline 12-0

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Russian River Blind Pig 3-2

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 7-6 in 12 innings

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 7-5

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 6-2

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Thimble Island Kraken 6-1

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 6-2

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 9-2

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 3-1

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Meadowlark Mob Barley 3-2

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 3-2

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2028 All Star lineups:

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9 Jul 2028:

Gold beer award: Kyle Jones of Waikiki Ala Moana - Jones went 4-for-5 with 2 home runs, 6 RBIs and 4 runs scored in an 11-2 win over Boulder Killer Penguin

Silver beer award: Justin Brooks of Waikiki Ala Moana - Brooks went 3-for-4 with a triple, a home run, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in an 11-2 win over Boulder

Bronze beer award: Scott Whitehorn of Goose Island Goslings - Whitehorn went 3-for-4 with 2 triples, a home run, 3 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 9-8 win over Texas Leaguer Chin Music

other scores from around the league:

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 7-6

-Meadowlark Mob Barley defeat Charleville Half Wits 11-4

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 4-2

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 9-6

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Thimble Island Kraken 4-3

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Four Hands Typhon 8-1

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 3-2

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Russian River Blind Pig 6-0

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Kona Pipeline 3-2

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 5-4

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 1-0

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 4-3

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 8-5

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 4-3 in 11 innings

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 5-3

-Mispillion River Space Otters defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 5-3

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Scorched Earth Giant Killer 8-6 in 12 innings

-Foulmouthed Malcontent defeat Tree House Tornado 5-4

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11 Jul 2028: All-Star game

The 2028 All-Star game took place at The Stream, home field of the Big Sky Trout Slayer. After a couple innings of three-up-three-down, the scoring got started in the 3rd inning with some small ball as both sides notched a run to make it 1-1. The Lager League took control after that, picking up a run in the 4th, four more runs in the 5th, and another in the 6th. In the end, they would claim a 7-2 victory. Horsefly Jazzy Razzy second baseman/designated hitter David Beyer was awarded the MVP award, as he went 2-for-3 with a double, a home run, 2 RBIs and a run scored.

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Toboggan Lunatic Fridge catcher Bob Arnette will miss 7 weeks as he undergoes an experimental eye surgery (posting his ratings to see if it's successful and if he gets any boosts):

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Crooked Crab Furious George have traded third baseman Cody Adams and catcher Dan Hoobler in exchange for pitchers Jonathan Kent and Chris Coburn

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13 Jul 2028:

Gold beer award: Chris King of Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective - King went 4-for-5 with a double, 2 home runs, 2 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 6-0 win over Thimble Island Kraken

Silver beer award: Jonathan Moran of Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective - Moran went 8.1 innings, giving up 5 hits and no runs with 1 walk and 6 strikeouts in a 6-0 win over Thimble Island Kraken

Bronze beer award: Andy Echenique of Chafunkta Kingfish - Echenique went 2-for-3 with a home run, 5 RBIs and a run scored in a 6-5 win over Rabid Dwarves of Doom

other scores from around the league:

-Kona Pipeline defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 4-3

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 4-3

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 3-2 in 12 innings

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Jester King Das Wunderkind have traded first baseman Dylan Thomas to the Horsefly Jazzy Razzy in exchange for center fielder Oscar Arreola

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Boulder Killer Penguin have traded pitcher Mike Firth to the Big Sky Trout Slayer in exchange for pitchers Bill Bannan and Josh White

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Foulmouthed Malcontent have traded pitcher Chris Martin and first baseman Dan Hearn to the Sierra Nevada Narwhals in exchange for pitchers Jim Ramos and Tyler Dolinsky

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14 Jul 2028:

Gold beer award: Ricardo Gordillo of Red Rock Elephino - Gordillo went 3-for-4 with 2 home runs, 3 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 12-1 win over Tattered Flag Man of War

Silver beer award: Juan Lopez of Red Rock Elephino - Lopez went 3-for-3 with one RBI and 3 runs scored in a 12-1 win over Tattered Flag

Bronze beer award: Alejandro Rivera of Funky Buddha Huki Idol - Rivera went 3-for-4 with 3 doubles, 2 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 7-5 win over Prairie Sun Mad Hopper

other scores from around the league:

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 2-0

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 7-3

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 3-2

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Thimble Island Kraken 3-2

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 10-3

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 2-1 in 14 innings

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Kona Pipeline 4-2

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 9-2

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News from around the league:

-Nate Cochran (RP) of Chafunkta Kingfish will miss the rest of the season due to a torn ulnar collateral ligament

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Sierra Nevada Narwhals have traded pitcher Josh Cooley to the Stony Creek Crankenstein in exchange for pitcher Bryan Cotner and second baseman Liam Derby

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Thimble Island Kraken have traded left fielder Bryan Branton to the Charleville Half Wits in exchange for pitcher Willie Diaz

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15 Jul 2028:

Gold beer award: Nate McBride of Jester King Das Wunderkind - McBride went 3-for-4 with 2 doubles, a home run, 5 RBIS and 2 runs scored in a 7-3 win over Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck

Silver beer award: Josh Sandon of Palmetto Ghost Rider - Sandon went 7.1 innings, giving up 1 hit and no runs with no walks and 7 strikeouts in a 7-0 win over Four Hands Typhon

Bronze beer award: Pablo Landeros of Kona Pipeline - Landeros went 2-for-4 with 2 home runs, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in an 8-2 win over Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow

other scores from around the league:

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 9-2

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 9-7

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 6-5

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 5-4 in 10 innings

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 3-1

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 5-1

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 5-2

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16 Jul 2028:

Gold beer award: Dave Harley of Russian River Blind Pig - Harley went 4-for-4 with a double, a home run, 3 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 10-7 win over Crooked Crab Furious George

Silver beer award: Dvir Eleazar of Foulmouthed Malcontent - Eleazar went 9 innings, giving up 2 hits and no runs with no walks and 10 strikeouts in a 5-0 win over Boulder Killer Penguin

Bronze beer award: Kyle Jones of Waikiki Ala Moana - Jones went 2-for-3 with 2 home runs, 2 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 5-1 win over Mispillion River Space Otters

other scores from around the league:

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Charleville Half Wits 7-2

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Meadowlark Mob Barley 6-5

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 6-4

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 3-1

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 10-7

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 4-2

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 4-3

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Meadowlark Mob Barley have traded left fielder Carlos Santana and pitcher Juan Rodriguez to the Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla in exchange for second baseman Armando Betancourt and pitcher Brian Monahan

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17 Jul 2028:

Gold beer award: Steve Hardin of Scorched Earth Giant Killer - Hardin went 4-for-5 with a double, 2 home runs, 5 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 5-3 win over Charleville Half Wits

Silver beer award: Jason McShane of Sierra Nevada Narwhals - McShane went 3-for-4 with a home run, 4 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 16-3 win over Tree House Tornado

Bronze beer award: Chris Paccione of Twisted X Chupahopra - Paccione went 3-for-4 with a double, a home run, 4 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 13-9 loss to Laughing Sun Red Dwarf

other scores from around the league:

-Mispillion River Space Otters defeat Waikiki Ala Moana 4-2

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 5-4

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 5-4

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Meadowlark Mob Barley 6-5 in 11 innings

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 2-0

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 4-2

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 9-1

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Russian River Blind Pig 4-2

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 5-4 in 13 innings

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Red Rock Elephino 5-4

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Thimble Island Kraken 3-1

Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Four Hands Typhon 3-2

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 5-4 in 10 innings

-Kona Pipeline defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 4-3

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Goose Island Goslings 5-1

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 9-1

-Foulmouthed Malcontent defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 6-0