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News from around the league:

-Chris Velarde (CL) of Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot will miss 5 weeks due to a herniated disc

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4 Jul 2027:

Gold beer award: Jon Jacquot of Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt - Jacquot went 5-for-6 with 2 home runs, 3 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 4-3 win over Charleville Half Wits

Silver beer award: Rich Gulley of Toboggan Lunatic Fridge - Gulley went 3-for-4 with 2 doubles, a home run, 4 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 10-2 win over Terrapin Hopsecutioner

Bronze beer award: George Skiff of Waikiki Ala Moana - Skiff went 3-for-4 with 2 home runs, 3 RBIS and 2 runs scored in an 11-3 loss to Scorched Earth Giant Killer

other scores from around the league:

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 4-0

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 4-1

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 5-2

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 9-8

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Kona Pipeline 6-4

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 6-3

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Four Hands Typhon 3-0

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 3-1 in 11 innings

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 7-2

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Thimble Island Kraken 5-4

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 6-4 in 10 innings

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Red Rock Elephino 3-2

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 9-6

-Meadowlark Mob Barley defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 3-2

-Tree House Tornado defeat Foulmouthed Malcontent 4-1

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 4-3

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 5-4 in 11 innings

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News from around the league:

-Scott Dubois (RP) of Russian River Blind Pig will miss 5 months due to a torn meniscus

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5 Jul 2027:

Gold beer award: Nobuyuki Imamura of Terrapin Hopsecutioner - Imamura went 4-for-4 with a double, a home run, 2 RBIs, and 2 runs scored in a 10-1 win over Tattered Flag Man of War

Silver beer award: Bobby Rodriguez of Horsefly Jazzy Razzy - Rodriguez went 8.2 innings, giving up 3 hits and no runs with no walks and 4 strikeouts in a 5-0 win over Mispillion River Space Otters

Bronze beer award: Brad Ehrlich of Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow - Ehrlich went 8 innings, giving up 3 hits and 1 run with 1 walk and 1 strikeout in a 2-1 win over Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels

other scores from around the league:

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Ballast Point Commodores 7-4

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 6-4

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 5-4 in 10 innings

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Red Rock Elephino 3-2

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Tree House Tornado 7-4

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 3-2 in 11 innings

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 5-2

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devastating news for Four Hands Typhon starter Mark Johnson as he announced the en of his career due to a torn labrum. Johnson entered the league in the inaugural 2020 season with the Horsefly Jazzy Razzy. He would pitch for Mispillion River, Stony Creek, Toboggan, Funky Buddha and Four Hands during his 8 year career. During that time, he would amass a 65-48 record with a 3.28 ERA and 1089 strikeouts.

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6 Jul 2027:

Gold beer award: Miguel Rodriguez of Charleville Half Wits - Rodriguez went 3-for-5 with a double, 2 home runs, 8 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 15-12 loss to Waikiki Ala Moana

Silver beer award: George Skiff of Waikiki Ala Moana - Skiff went 2-for-3 with a double, a home run, 3 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 15-12 win over Charleville

Bronze beer award: Mike Hunter of Four Hands Typhon - Hunter went 8 innings, giving up 2 hits and no runs with 1 walk and 11 strikeouts in a 5-0 win over Red Rock Elephino

other scores from around the league:

-Foulmouthed Malcontent defeat Meadowlark Mob Barley 8-7

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Goose Island Goslings 5-2

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 8-0

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Ballast Point Commodores 11-6

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 5-1

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 5-4

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 5-4

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 6-5

-Kona Pipeline defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 5-4

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 6-1

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 4-3

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 4-3

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 6-5

-Tree House Tornado defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 5-2

-Horselfy Jazzy Razzy defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 4-3 in 10 innings

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 2-1

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 8-1

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Scorched Earth Giant Killer 6-0

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7 Jul 2027:

Gold beer award: Dusty Goembel of Prairie Sun Mad Hopper - Goembel went 4-for-5 with 2 doubles, a home run, 2 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 7-6 win over Chafunkta Kingfish

Silver beer award: Jason Opatz of Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt - Opatz went 8 innings, giving up 3 hits and no runs with no walks and 7 strikeouts in a 3-0 loss to Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla

Bronze beer award: Jared Hodgson of Laughing Sun Red Dwarf - Hodgson went 3-for-5 with 2 home runs, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 9-6 win over Texas Leaguer Chin Music

other scores from around the league:

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy score 4 runs in the bottom of the 9th for a walk off 8-7 win over Mispillion River Space Otters

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 6-2

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Goost Island Goslings 4-2

-Tree House Tornado defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 3-1

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 5-1

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Four Hands Typhon 9-4

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 4-3

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Thimble Island Kraken 7-3

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 5-2

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 7-1

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 8-2

-Kona Pipeline defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 10-2

-Foulmouthed Malcontent defeat Meadowlark Mob Barley 8-5

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Scorched Earth Giant Killer 2-0

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Waikiki Ala Moana 5-0

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News from around the league:

-Steven Lane (RP) of Twisted X Chupahopra will miss the rest of the season due to a stretched elbow ligament

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8 Jul 2027:

Gold beer award: Cameron Dwyer of Waikiki Ala Moana - Dwyer went 7.1 innings, giving up 2 hits and 1 run with 1 walk and 11 strikeouts in an 11-1 win over Goose Island Goslings

Silver beer award: Casey Beyersdorf of Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot - Beyersdorf went 3-for-5 with a double, a home run, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 9-3 win over Foulmouthed Malcontent

Bronze beer award: Danny Savage of Texas Leaguer Chin Music - Savage went 3-for-5 with a home run, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in an 11-9 win over Scorched Earth Giant Killer

other scores from around the league:

-Mispillion River Space Otters defeat Tree House Tornado 4-3

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 2-1

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 3-0

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 6-3

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 6-5

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 8-2

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Red Rock Elephino 4-2

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Thimble Island Kraken 5-3

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 3-1

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 2-1

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Russian River Blind Pig 8-2

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 6-2

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 6-3

Kona Pipeline defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 2-1

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 9-0

-Daft Badger Hoppypotmus defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 5-4

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Meadowlark Mob Barley 7-0

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9 Jul 2027:

Gold beer award: Ken Lammers of Laughing Sun Red Dwarf - Lammers went 2-for-3 with a double, a home run, 5 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 10-9 win over Meadowlark Mob Barley

Silver beer award: Kevin Winstead of Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels - Winstead of 7 innings, giving up 1 hit and 1 run with no walks and 6 strikeouts in a 2-1 win over Red Rock Elephino

Bronze beer award: John Riola of Big Sky Trout Slayer - Riola went 2-for-3 with a home run, 3 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 9-8 loss to Sierra Nevada Narwhals

other scores from around the league:

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 3-2

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Scorched Earth Giant Killer 7-4

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 8-6

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 1-0

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 6-2

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 7-2

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 7-3

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 5-4 in 10 innings

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 9-1

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Thimble Island Kraken 3-2 in 10 innings

-Kona Pipeline defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 6-4

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 3-2

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 5-3

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Foulmouthed Malcontent 4-3

-Waikiki Ala Moana defeat Goose Island Goslings 6-1

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 3-2

-Tree House Tornado defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 7-1

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10 Jul 2027:

Gold beer award: Andres Vallejo of Four Hands Typhon - Vallejo went 2-for-2 with 2 home runs, 5 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 7-0 win over Thimble Island Kraken

Silver beer award; Josh Schaefer of Rabid Dwarves of Doom - Schaefer went 4-for-4 with 2 home runs, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 9-5 win over Stony Creek Crankenstein

Bronze beer award: Ion Bernard of Twisted X Chupahopra - Bernard went 5-for-6 with a home run, 2 RBIs and 4 runs scored in a 9-5 win over Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt

other scores from around the league:

-Mispillion River Space Otters defeat Tree House Tornado 5-4

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 5-1

-Waikiki Ala Moana defeat Goose Island Goslings 3-2 in 14 innings

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Foulmouthed Malcontent 5-2

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 3-0

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 4-3 in 10 innings

-Jester King Das WUnderkind defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 5-2

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Kona Pipeline 7-6

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 7-2

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Red Rock Elephino 7-4

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 6-4 in 10 innings

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 7-3

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 9-5

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 6-4

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 9-5

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Scorched Earth Giant Killer 4-1

-Meadowlark Mob Barley defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 7-3

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 8-4

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News from around the league:

Horsefly Jazzy Razzy have acquired 5-time Great Glove award winner, centerfielder Vince Schaefer, and pitcher Matt Dreyer from the Tattered Flag Man of War in exchange for pitcher Jose Chavez and third baseman Brent Williams

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11 Jul 2027:

Gold beer award: Mike Baul of Thimble Island Kraken - Baul went 3-for-4 with 2 home runs, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in an 8-4 win over Four Hands Typhon

Silver beer award: Vic Robles of Crooked Crab Furious George - Robles went 3-for-5 with a home run, 4 RBIs and 3 runs scored in an 11-1 win over Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow

Bronze beer award: Jose Casarez of Russian River Blind Pig - Casarez went 3-for-4 with a double, a home run, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 7-0 win over Prairie Sun Mad Hopper

other scores from around the league:

-Tree House Tornado defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 3-2

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Waikiki Ala Moana 5-4

-Foulmouthed Malcontent defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 3-1

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 5-3

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 8-6

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 3-0

-Kona Pipeline defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 4-1

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 2-1

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 7-0

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 5-4 in 13 innings

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 12-9

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 11-1

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 9-1

-Ballast Point COmmodores defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 6-4

-Scorched Earth GIant Killer defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 4-2

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 6-3

-Meadowlark Mob Barley defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 5-4

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 7-3

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Jorge Reynoso of Scorched Earth Giant Killer wins the 2027 home run derby. He currently ranks 6th on the all-time list for career home runs with 265.

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2027 Beer League All-Star game:

The Stout League all-stars used the long ball to put this game away early. In the 3rd inning, Alex Arias of Four Hands Typhon cranked a 3 run homer to start off the scoring. Later that inning, Alejandro Rivera of Funky Buddha Huki Idol notched a 2 run homer of his own to extend the lead to 5-0.

In the 6th inning, Rivera would come up again and blast his second homer of the game, this time a solo shot. Two batters later, Nobuyuki Imamura would blast a 2 run shot to give the Stout League an 8-0 lead.

The Lager League all-stars would avoid the shutout with a couple of late runs in the 8th and 9th, but it would be too little, too late, as the Stout League claimed the 8-2 victory

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15 Jul 2027:

Gold beer award: Alex Perez of Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective - Perez went 3-for-4 with 2 home runs, 6 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 9-7 loss to Stony Creek Crankenstein

Silver beer award: Pablo Landeros of Kona Pipeline - Landeros went 3-for-4 with a home run, 3 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 12-5 win over Toboggan Lunatic Fridge

Bronze beer award: Miguel Ochoa of Terrapin Hopsecutioner - Ochoa went 4-for-5 with a home run, 2 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 7-4 loss to Russian River Blind Pig

other scores from around the league:

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 10-5

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 6-3

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News from around the league:

Big Sky Trout Slayer appears to be collecting catchers, as they have made a trade to send pitcher Max Geyer and shortstop Gil Gonzalez to the Russian River Blind Pig in exchange for catcher Chris Slovick and catcher David Mackey

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16 Jul 2027:

Gold beer award: Ben Peterson of Funky Buddha Huki Idol - Peterson went 5-for-5 with a double, a home run, one RBI and 3 runs scored in a 6-5 win over Red Rock Elephino

Silver beer award: Alex Kesselaar of Stony Creek Crankenstein - Kesselaar went 3-for-4 with 2 home runs, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 6-2 win over Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective

Bronze beer award: Brendan Poole of Kona Pipeline - Poole went 7 innings, giving up 4 hits and no runs with 1 walk and 8 strikeouts in a 2-1 loss to Toboggan Lunatic Fridge

other scores from around the league:

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 4-3

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 4-2

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Thimble Island Kraken 5-3

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Four Hands Typhon 4-3

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 2-0

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 9-4

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17 Jul 2027:

Gold beer award: Preston Wallace of Stony Creek Crankenstein - Wallace went 7 innings, giving up 2 hits and 1 run with no walks and 6 strikeouts in a 2-1 win over Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective

Silver beer award: Joe Casey of Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow - Casey went 2-for-3 with a home run, 3 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 5-1 win over Four Hands Typhon

Bronze beer award: Ilan Leger of Crooked Crab Furious George - Leger went 6.1 innings, giving up 2 hits and 1 run with 1 walk and 7 strikeouts in a 7-1 win over Prairie Sun Mad Hopper

other scores from around the league:

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 7-2

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 5-3

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 4-1 in 10 innings

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 3-2

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Kona Pipeline 4-3

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Russian River Blind Pig 3-1

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 7-3

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18 Jul 2027:

Gold beer award: Matt Willingham of Four Hands Typhon - Willingham went 4-for-5 with 3 RBIs and a run scored in a 15-1 rout of Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow

Silver beer award: Scott Whitehorn of Goose Island Goslings - Whitehorn went 2-for-4 with a home run, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 15-1 win over Laughing Sun Red Dwarf

Bronze beer award: Mike Davis of Four Hands Typhon - Davis went 2-for-3 with a home run, 3 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 15-1 win over Three Floyds

other scores from around te league:

-Mispillion River Space Otters defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 3-2

-Waikiki ALa Moana defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 2-0

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 4-1

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 7-3

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 7-2

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Red Rock Elephino 5-2

-Meadowlark Mob Barley defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 7-6

-Foulmouthed Malcontent defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 4-2