Beer League

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5 Oct 2026:

Gold beer award; Amine Brisset of Meadowlark Mob Barley - Brisset went 8 innings, giving up 1 hits with no runs, no walks and 10 strikeouts in an 11-0 win over Goose Island Goslings

Silver beer award: Eddie Diaz of Meadowlark Mob Barley - Diaz went 4-for-5 with a double, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in an 11-0 win over Goose Island

Bronze beer award: Clark Egan of Rabid Dwarves of Doom - Egan went 8 innings, giving up 2 hits and no run with 3 walks and 7 strikeouts in a 5-1 win over Chafunkta Kingfish

other scores from around the league:

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 4-0

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 4-0

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Charleville Half Wits 8-3

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Waikiki Ala Moana 4-2

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 10-1

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Kona Pipeline 6-3

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 1-0

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 9-4 in 11 innings

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Red Rock Elephino 9-4

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 5-3

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 4-3 in 10 innings

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 7-4

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 5-2

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 2-0

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 4-3 in 12 innings

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Tree House Tornado 10-5

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 7-6

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Foulmouthed Malcontent 7-4

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Four Hands Typhon claim Dunkel Division title

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News from around the league:

-Ron Grenier (RP) of Kona Pipeline will miss the rest of the season due to a torn labrum

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Playoff news:

-Meadowlark Mob Barley have secured a spot in the post season. They currently sit atop the Tripel division with a 3 game lead and a matching magic number

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6 Oct 2026:

Gold beer award: Carlos Garcia of Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt - Garcia went 2-for-4 with 2 home runs, 5 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 14-5 win over Charleville Half Wits

Silver beer award: Matt Knapp of Boulder Killer Penguin - Knapp went 8 innings, giving up 2 hits and 1 run with no walks and 5 strikeouts in a 3-1 win over Big Sky Trout Slayer

Bronze beer award: Matt DeYoung of Meadowlark Mob Barley - DeYoung went 7.2 innings, giving up 4 hits and no runs with 1 walk and 7 strikeouts in a 7-0 win over Goose Island Goslings

other scores from around the league:

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 5-4

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 5-3

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 8-7

-Sleeing Giant Beaver Duck defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 7-2

-Kona Pipeline defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 12-6

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 6-2

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 6-3

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 4-1

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Red Rock Elephino 6-5 in 11 innings

--Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 3-0

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Russian River Blind Pig 4-2 in 14 innings

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 8-2

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Four Hands Typhon 8-2

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 8-6

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Tree House Tornado 4-1

-Waikiki Ala Moana defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 4-2 in 10 innings

-Foulmouthed Malcontent defeat Scorched Earth Giant Killer 4-2

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News from around the league:

-Tim Hamilton (LF) of Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels will miss 3 weeks due to an oblique strain

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Playoff news:

Charleville Half Wits have been eliminated from post season contention

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Kona Pipeline have claimed the Eisbock division crown

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7 Oct 2026:

Gold beer award: Ricardo Gordillo of Red Rock Elephino - Gordillo went 3-for-5 with 2 home runs, 5 RBIs and 2 runs scored in an 8-6 win over Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow

Silver beer award: Abdullah bin Ayoob of Mispillion River Space Otters - bin Ayoob went 7.2 innings, giving up 3 hits and no runs with 5 walks and 11 strikeouts in a 7-0 win over Laughing Sun Red Dwarf

Bronze beer award: Tim Chapman of Kona Pipeline - Chapman went 5-for-6 with 2 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 10-9 win over Palmetto Ghost Rider

other scores from around the league;

-Foulmouthed Malcontent defeat Scorched Earth Giant Killer 6-0

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 4-3

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 6-3

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 2-1

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 11-5

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 3-1

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 7-5

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Four Hands Typhon 5-3

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Russian River Blind Pig 3-2

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 4-2

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 2-0

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 5-1

-Meadowlark Mob Barley defeat Goose Island Goslings 8-4

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 7-6 in 10 innings

-Tree House Tornado defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 11-10

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News from around the league:

-Armando Pinto (SP) of Red Rock Elephino will miss 8 months due to bone chips in his elbow

-36 year old Matt Garrison (LF) of Red Rock Elephino announces his retirement from the league at the end of this season

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Meadowlark Mob Barley finally breaks through after a number of 2nd place finishes over the years to claim their first ever Tripel division crown

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8 Oct 2026:

Gold beer award: Josh Duke of Thimble Island Kraken - Duke went 9 innings, giving up 4 hits and no runs with 1 walk and 6 strikeouts in a 1-0 win over Four Hands Typhon

Silver beer award: Ben Evans of Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla - Evans went 3-for-3 with a home run, 2 RBIs and a run scored in an 8-3 loss to Twisted X Chupahopra

Bronze beer award: Zach Casale of Horsefly Jazzy Razzy - Casale went 3-for-4 with a double, a triple, 4 RBIs and a run scored in a 6-2 win over Big Sky Trout Slayer

other scores from around the league:

-Mispillion River Space Otters defeat Ballast Point Commodores 12-2

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Goose Island Goslings 9-2

-Meadowlark Mob Barley defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 9-4

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Foulmouthed Malcontent 5-2

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 4-1

-Tree House Tornado defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 8-5

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Charleville Half Wits 4-2

-Waikiki Ala Moana defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 5-4

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Playoff news:

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy secure a wild card spot for the post season

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9 Oct 2026:

Gold beer award: Seth White of Laughing Sun Red Dwarf - White went 5-for-7 with a home run, one RBI and 3 runs scored in a 6-4 -14inning win over Charleville Half Wits

Silver beer award: Albert Hernandez of Goose Island Goslings - Hernandez went 9 innings, giving up 6 hits and no runs with no walks and 3 strikeouts in a 3-0 win over Scorched Earth Giant Killer

Bronze beer award: Jose Torres of Charleville Half Wits - Torres went 7 innings, giving up 6 hits and 1 run with 1 walk and 9 strikeouts in a 6-4 loss to Laughing Sun Red Dwarf

other scores from around the league:

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Waikiki Ala Moana 6-4

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 6-2

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 4-1

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 5-3

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Foulmouthed Malcontent 4-2

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Meadowlark Mob Barley 7-1

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Tree House Tornado 5-3

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 5-4

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Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot claim Pilsner division crown

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10 Oct 2026:

Gold beer award: David Green of Charleville Half Wits - Green went 8 innings, giving up 3 hits and 1 run with 3 walks and 4 strikeouts in a 3-1 win over Laughing Sun Red Dwarf

Silver beer award: Art Fisher of Scorched Earth Giant Killer - Fisher went 2-for-3 with a home run, 2 RBIs and 3 runs scored in an 8-6 win over Goose Island Goslings

Bronze beer award: Mike Huey of Tree House Tornado - Huey went 6.1 innings, giving up 3 hits and no runs with 2 walks and 5 strikeouts in a 5-0 win over Sierra Nevada Narwhals

other scores from around the league:

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 3-1

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 5-4

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 5-2

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Foulmouthed Malcontent 1-0

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 7-6

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Waikiki Ala Moana 4-3

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Meadowlark Mob Barley 5-2

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Playoff news:

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf has been eliminated from post season contention

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11 Oct 2026:

Gold beer award: Jason Opatz of Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt - Opatz went 8 innings, giving up 5 hits and 1 run with no walks and 7 strikeouts in a 3-2 win over Twisted X Chupahopra

Silver beer award: Tim Brydon of Twisted X Chupahopra - Brydon went 8 innings, giving up 4 hits and 1 run with 1 walk and 3 strikeouts in a 3-2 loss to Great Raft

Bronze beer award: Paul Cook of Twisted X Chupahopra - Cook went 1-for-4 with a home run, 2 RBIs and a run scored in a 3-2 loss to Great Raft

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After 162 games, two divisions are still undecided as the Sierra Nevada Narwhals and Boulder Killer Penguins finished with identical 93-69 records in the Helles Division; and the Terrapin Hopsecutioner and Funky Buddha Huki Idol finished with identical 95-67 records in the Porter Division.

All fours teams have claimed post season tickets, which just leaves game 163 for all four teams to decide who gets the division crown and who gets the wild card.

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Game 163: Boulder Killer Penguin vs Sierra Nevada Narwhals

The Killer Penguin received a stellar performance from starter Grant Crane, as he gave up just 5 hits and 2 runs in 7 innings of work, before turning things over to Nicolas Johnson, who would close out the final 2 innings to give Boulder a 3-2 division clinching victory.