Beer League

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20 May 2026:

Gold beer award: Shane Lunday of Sierra Nevada Narwhals - Lunday went 2-for-4 with 2 home runs, 4 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 14-0 win over Texas Leaguer Chin Music

Silver beer award: Blake Miller of Terrapin Hopsecutioner - Miller went 7 innings, giving up 1 hit and no runs with 1 walk and 10 strikeouts in a 4-0 win over Jester King Das Wunderkind

Bronze beer award: Manny Rocha of Daft Badger Hoppypotamus - Rocha went 3-for-4 with a home run, 3 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 10-4 win over Waikiki Ala Moana

other scores from around the league:

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 6-2

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 7-3

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Meadowlark Mob Barley 10-5

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 6-5

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 5-4

-Kona Pipeline defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 4-3

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 3-0

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 6-3

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 5-3

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Four Hands Typhon 6-2

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 6-5

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Russian River Blind Pig 3-0

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 6-1

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 4-0

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 6-2

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Ballast Point Commodores 6-5

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Foulmouthed Malcontent 5-2 in 10 innings

-Tree House Tornado defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 2-0

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21 May 2026:

Gold beer award: Golan Moritz of Tattered Flag Man of War - Moritz went 6 innings, giving up 5 hits and 1 run with 1 walk and 5 strikeouts in a 3-1 loss to Chafunkta Kingfish

Silver beer award: Bob Baker of Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt - Baker went 7 innings, giving up 5 hits and 2 runs with 3 walks and 1 strikeout in a 6-2 win over Charleville Half Wits

Bronze beer award: Melvin Loera of Chafunkta Kingfish - Loera went 5.2 innings, giving up 7 hits and 1 run with no walks and 5 strikeouts in a 3-1 win over Tattered Flag

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22 May 2026:

Gold beer award: Mike Hunter of Four Hands Typhon - Hunter tossed a no-hitter, going 9 innings with no hits, no runs and no walks with 6 strikeouts in a 5-0 win over Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow (only blemish was a first inning error by Hunter himself)

Silver beer award: Marco Blas of Stony Creek Crankenstein - Blas went 5-for-7 with 2 RBIs and 3 runs scored in an 8-7 win over Crooked Crab Furious George

Bronze beer award: John Breithaupt of Sierra Nevada Narwhals - Breithaupt went 8 innings, giving up 2 hits and no runs with 2 walks and 11 strikeouts in a 4-0 win over Mispillion River Space Otters

other scores from around the league:

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Tree House Tornado 8-6

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Meadowlark Mob Barley 4-2

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy defeat Waikiki Ala Moana 7-1

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 7-1

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Charleville Half Wits 6-4

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 7-2

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 10-8

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Red Rock Elephino 4-0

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Russian River Blind Pig 6-5

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 6-4

-Kona Pipeline defeat Thimble Island Kraken 10-9 in 10 innings

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 6-2

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 3-2 in 12 innings

-Foulmouthed Malcontent defeat Goose Island Goslings 8-4

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 7-4

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 7-4

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 7-2

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23 May 2026:

Gold beer award: Hyun Woo Kang of Prairie Sun Mad Hopper - Kang went 5-for-5 with 3 doubles, 2 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 9-1 win over Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective

Silver beer award: Art Fisher of Scorched Earth Giant Killer - Fisher went 3-for-4 with 2 home runs, 3 RBIs and 2 runs scored in an 8-7 loss to Laughing Sun Red Dwarf

Bronze beer award: Danny Gonzalez of Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels - Gonzalez went 7 innings, giving up 1 hit and no runs with 2 walks and 3 strikeouts in a 3-2 loss to Toboggan Lunatic Fridge

other scores from around the league:

-Waikiki Ala Moana defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 5-2

-Meadowlark Mob Barley defeat Ballast Point Commodores 4-3

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 5-4 in 11 innings

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Charleville Half Wits 4-2

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 6-4 in 10 innings

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 2-1

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Red Rock Elephino 4-1

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 5-2

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 3-2 in 11 innings

-Kona Pipeline defeat Thimble Island Kraken 10-6

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 7-0

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 4-1

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 6-2

-Foulmouthed Malcontent defeat Goose Island Goslings 3-1 in 10 innings

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Tree House Tornado 2-1

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 5-1

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 4-2

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24 May 2026:

Gold beer award: Ray Collier of Funky Buddha Huki Idol - Collier went 5-for-5 with a home run, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 15-7 win over Red Rock Elephino

Silver beer award: Kevon Cox of Ballast Point Commodores - Cox went 9 innings, giving up 5 hits and no runs with no walks and 4 strikeouts in an 8-0 win over Meadowlark Mob Barley

Bronze beer award: Joe Swope of Red Rock Elephino - Swope went 2-for-3 with a double, a home run, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 15-7 loss to Funky Buddha Huki Idol

other scores from around the league:

-Waikiki Ala Moana defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 2-1

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Charleville Half Wits 4-3 in 11 innings

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 4-3

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 9-4

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 4-3

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Russian River Blind Pig 10-6

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 3-2

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 4-0

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 13-5

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 14-6

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 8-7

-Kona Pipeline defeat Thimble Island Kraken 7-1

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 7-2

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Four Hands Typhon 5-4 in 13 innings

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 3-2 in 10 innings

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 9-3

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Foulmouthed Malcontent 3-0

-Tree House Tornado defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 8-7 in 10 innings

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25 May 2026:

Gold beer award: Kyle Foltz of Goose Island Goslings - Foltz went 3-for-3 with w home runs, 2 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 5-0 win over Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot

Silver beer award: Mitch Chandler of Scorched Earth Giant Killer - Chandler went 2-for-4 with 2 home runs, 4 RBIs and 3 runs scored in an 8-0 win over Twisted X Chupahopra

-Bronze beer award: Tim Donohue of Four Hands Typhon - Donohue went 3-for-4 with a double, a home run, 4 RBIs and a run scored in a 5-3 win over Jester King Das Wunderkind

other scores from around the league:

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 5-2

-Tree House Tornado defeat Charleville Half Wits 6-5

-Mispillion River Space Otters defeat Waikiki Ala Moana 11-2

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Foulmouthed Malcontent 4-3

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Meadowlark Mob Barley 6-5

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 2-0

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 4-1

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Kona Pipeline 8-3

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 6-2

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Red Rock Elephino 1-0

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 5-2

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Thimble Island Kraken 2-0 in 11 innings

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 9-3

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 3-2 in 11 innings

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 8-3

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 8-3

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 7-2

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26 May 2026:

Gold beer award: Dustin Ball of Texas Leaguer Chin Music - Ball went 4-for-6 with 2 home runs, 5 RBIs and 3 runs scored in an 8-4 win over Daft Badger Hoppypotamus

Silver beer award: Valentin Gonzalez of Funky Buddha Huki Idol - Gonzalez went 3-for-4 with a double, 3 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 13-1 win over Kona Pipeline

Bronze beer award: Nick Garberich of Big Sky Trout Slayer - Garberich went 3-for-4 with a triple, a home run, 4 RBIs and a run scored in an 8-6 loss to Meadowlark Mob Barley

other scores from around the league:

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 7-3

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 6-1

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Ballast Point Commodores 3-1

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 4-3

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Red Rock Elephino 6-4

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 4-0

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 10-2

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Thimble Island Kraken 5-0

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 9-7

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 5-2

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 9-8 in 14 innings

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 6-2

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 5-2

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Foulmouthed Malcontent 5-2

-Waikiki Ala Moana defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 7-1

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Tree House Tornado 6-1

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 8-6

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27 May 2026:

Gold beer award: Seth McCormick of Four Hands Typhon - McCormick went 3-for-4 with a double, 2 home runs, 4 RBIs and 3 runs scored in an 8-0 win over Jester King Das Wunderkind

Silver beer award: John Bock of Russian River Blind Pig - Bock went 4-for-4 with a double, a home run, 4 RBIs and a run scored in a 10-8 win over Thimble Island Kraken

Bronze beer award: Walter Ragusa of Charleville Half Wits - Ragusa went 8.1 innings, giving up 2 hits and 1 run with 2 walks and 10 strikeouts in a 2-1 loss to Tree House Tornado

other scores from around the league:

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 4-1

-Waikiki Ala Moana defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 7-6

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Foulmouthed Malcontent 8-2

-Meadowlark Mob Barley defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 3-1

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 4-1

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 5-4 in 12 innings

-Kona Pipeline defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 5-4

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 4-0

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 4-3

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Red Rock Elephino 8-3

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 8-6

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 6-3 in 11 innings

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 3-1

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Ballast Point Commodores 7-3

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Goose Island Goslings 3-0

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 5-3

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 14-5

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28 May 2026:

Gold beer award: Rodolfo Nunez of Laughing Sun Red Dwarf - Nunez went 3-for-3 with 2 home runs, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 13-7 win over Waikiki Ala Moana

Silver beer award: Zachary Brown of Laughing Sun Red Dwarf - Brown went 2-for-3 with a triple, 3 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 13-7 win over Waikiki

Bronze beer award: Matt DeYoung of Meadowlark Mob Barley - DeYoung went 9 innings, giving up 5 hits and no runs with 1 walk and 7 strikeouts in a 3-0 win over Horsefly Jazzy Razzy

other scores from around the league:

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Foulmouthed Malcontent 8-1

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 6-2

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 7-5 in 13 innings

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 6-3

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Four Hands Typhon 8-6

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 2-0

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Palmetto Ghost RIder 4-0

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 7-4

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Kona Pipeline 7-4

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 3-2

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 7-6

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 7-4

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 4-3 in 14 innings

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 2-1

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Charleville Half Wits 5-2

-Tree House Tornado defeat Ballast Point Commodores 7-4

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 8-6

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 11-4

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29 May 2026:

Gold beer award: Jorge Reynoso of Scorched Earth Giant Killer - Reynoso went 3-for-6 with 3 home runs, 4 RBIs and 3 runs scored in an 11-6 win over Boulder Killer Penguin

Silver beer award: Adrian Shaw of Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt - Shaw went 4-for-6 with a home run, 3 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 14-3 win over Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla

Bronze beer award: Mark Bohannon of Texas Leaguer Chin Music - Bohannon went 3-for-5 with a double, a home run, 3 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 9-4 win over Mispillion River Space Otters

other scores from around the league:

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Waikiki Ala Moana 7-3

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Goose Island Goslings 9-5

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Foulmouthed Malcontent 4-3

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 12-4

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Red Rock Elephino 6-2

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Russian River Blind Pig 3-1 in 11 innings

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 1-0 in 10 innings

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 6-4

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 8-3

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 2-1 in 13 innings

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 3-1

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 6-4

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 2-1

-Kona Pipeline defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 3-0

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Tree House Tornado 11-3

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 8-0

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy defeat Meadowlark Mob Barley 12-3

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30 May 2026:

Gold beer award: Justin Wassink of Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla - Wassink went 2-for-3 with 2 home runs, 5 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 14-7 win over Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt

Silver beer award: Tim Fox of Russian River Blind Pig - Fox went 9 innings, giving up 4 hits and no runs with no walks and 7 strikeouts in a 6-0 win over Jester King Das Wunderkind

Bronze beer award: Paul Cook of Twisted X Chupahopra - Cook went 4-for-4 with a double, a home run, one RBI and 3 runs scored in a 6-4 loss to Sierra Nevada Narwhals

other scores from around the league:

-Meadowlark Mob Barley defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 4-2

-Foulmouthed Malcontent defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 7-3

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 2-1

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Thimble Island Kraken 7-3

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Red Rock Elephino 4-2

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 2-1

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 11-9

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 5-2

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 2-1

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 5-3

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 5-0

-Kona Pipeline defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 6-5

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 4-0

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 6-3

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Tree House Tornado 4-1

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Goose Island Goslings 5-2

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Waikiki Ala Moana 6-2

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31 May 2026:

Gold beer award: Kevin Moore of Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt - Moore went 3-for-4 with 2 doubles, a home run, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 7-2 win over Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla

Silver beer award: Alex Sanchez of Rabid Dwarves of Doom - Sanchez went 3-for-3 with a double, a home run, 3 RBIs and a run scored in a 6-2 win over Kona Pipeline

Bronze beer award: Brian Horswill of Horsefly Jazzy Razzy - Horswill went 7.2 innings, giving up 5 hits and no runs with 1 walk and 8 strikeouts in a 7-0 win over Meadowlark Mob Barley

other scores from around the league:

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Waikiki Ala Moana 2-0

-Tree House Tornado defeat Ballast Point Commodores 4-3

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 5-1

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 4-1

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 6-5 in 11 innings

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Russian River Blind Pig 7-3

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 4-2

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 7-1

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Four Hands Typhon 3-1

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 5-0

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 5-2

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 6-2

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 5-0

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 10-1

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 3-2

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Foulmouthed Malcontent 5-1

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Goose Island Goslings 9-3

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May recap - division leaders:

Lager League - Pilsner Division: Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot - solid pitching from starters Troy Daniel (5-2, 1.63 ERA) and Joe McBean (4-1, 1.79 ERA) are two reasons why the Blithering Idiot sit atop the division after the first two months of the season.

Lager League - Kolsch Division: Scorched Earth Giant Killer - a scorching month of May (22-7) has given the Giant Killer a 7 game lead in the division and the best record in the Beer League. Closer Victor Banuelos is off to another red hot start, with 16 saves already to go with his 1.37 ERA

Lager League - Helles Division: Boulder Killer Penguin - despite a sub par month (13-16), Boulder still holds the top spot in the division iwth a 26-23 record. 3-4 hitters Mike Park (13 home runs, 38 RBIs, .309 avg) and Miguel Rodriguez (10 home runs, 31 RBIs, .318 avg) are doing their part to carry the Killer Penguin offense.

Lager League - Tripel Division: Daft Badger Hoppypotamus - an 18-11 month of May has Daft Badger in unfamiliar territory... namely, the top spot in the division. After finishing dead last in the division 4 of their first 6 seasons (and 3rd place in the other two), fans of the Hoppypotamus aren't sure how to take this new found success.

Stout League - Porter Division: Terrapin Hopsecutioner - while starters Marcello Waddingham (1-4) and Danny Roberson (2-5) struggle to start the season, fellow starters Mark Whiteside (4-0) and Jonathon Perkins (3-0) are doing their part to offset their teammates struggles; and help keep Terrapin not only in contention in the division, but in the top spot after the first two months.

Stout League - Dunkel Division: Four Hands Typhon - thanks to a balanced approach of solid offense (4th in runs scored, 6th in batting avg) and defense (2nd in runs against, zone rating, and bullpen ERA, 5th in starters ERA), Four Hands take a 3.5 game lead into June.

Stout League - Eisbock Division: Russian River Blind Pig - an unusually sub par month for the Blind Pig (14-15) drop their overall record to 29-20, but still good enough to sit atop the division with a 1.5 game lead. 5th starter Josh Merkey is off to his best start ever, with a 5-0 record and 0.78 ERA.

Stout League - Altbier Division: Tattered Flag Man of War - in one of the tightest divisions in the league, Tattered Flag holds the top spot by a slim 1 game margin; and only 5.5 games ahead of the basement spot.

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1 Jun 2026:

Gold beer award: Alex Perez of Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot - Perez went 4-for-4 with a double, a home run, 4 RBIs and a run scored in a 9-4 win over Foulmouthed Malcontent

Silver beer award: Chad Mathis of Russian River Blind Pig - Mathis went 3-for-5 with a home run, 5 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 10-2 win over Crooked Crab Furious George

Bronze beer award: Jerry de la Rosa of Four Hands Typhon - de la Rosa went 9 innings, giving up 5 hits and no runs with 3 walks and 11 strikeouts in a 1-0 loss to Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective

other scores from around the league:

-Scorched Earth GIant Killer defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 8-4

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 7-2

-Waikiki Ala Moana defeat Ballast Point Commodores 3-2

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 10-2

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 6-0

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 7-2

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 12-6

-Kona Pipeline defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 7-3

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 7-2

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 9-6 in 14 innings

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 5-3

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 8-1

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 7-1

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 3-2

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 3-2

-Tree House Tornado defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 7-3

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Meadowlark Mob Barley 5-4

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2 Jun 2026:

Gold beer award: Erik Navarrete of Meadowlark Mob Barley - Navarrete went 3-for-5 with a home run, 4 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 14-3 win over Twisted X Chupahopra

Silver beer award: Armando Garcia of Meadowlark Mob Barley - Garcia went 4-for-5 with a double, 3 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 14-3 win over Twisted X

Bronze beer award: Mark Whiteside of Terrapin Hopsecutioner - Whiteside went 8 innings, giving up 4 hits and no runs with no walks and 3 strikeouts in an 11-0 win over Palmetto Ghost Rider

other scores from around the league:

-Mispillion River Space Otters defeat Tree House Tornado 7-4

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 1-0

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 2-1

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Charleville Half Wits 3-2

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Red Rock Elephino 4-3

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 6-5

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 6-5

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 9-1

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 4-3

-Kona Pipeline defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 4-3

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 4-0

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Thimble Island Kraken 6-5 in 10 innings

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 9-1

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Foulmouthed Malcontent 4-3

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Waikiki Ala Moana 7-2

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 6-5

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 9-5 for their 10th straight win!

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 4-3

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3 Jun 2026:

Gold beer award: Felipe Ramos of Sierra Nevada Narwhals - Ramos went 2-for-3 with a triple, a home run, 3 RBIs and 4 runs scored in a 13-1 win over Big Sky Trout Slayer

Silver beer award: Brendan Poole of Kona Pipeline - Poole went 8 innings, giving up 2 hits and no runs with no walks and 12 strikeouts in a 7-1 win over Prairie Sun Mad Hopper

Bronze beer award: Mike McDaniel of Twisted X Chupahopra - McDaniel went 8.2 innings, giving up 2 hits and no runs with 1 walk and 5 strikeouts in a 3-0 win over Meadowlark Mob Barley

other scores from around the league:

-Foulmouthed Malcontent defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 3-2

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer score a run in the bottom of the 9th for a walk-off 1-0 win over Horsefly Jazzy Razzy for their 11th straight win!

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 7-6 in 10 innings

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Waikiki Ala Moana 5-1

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 3-1

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Thimble Island Kraken 6-0

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 5-1

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 9-3

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 7-1

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 10-0

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 9-1

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 9-1

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 5-4 in 11 innings

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 3-0

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 6-5

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 11-6

-Mispillion River Space Otters defeat Tree House Tornado 5-0

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4 Jun 2026:

Gold beer award: Troy Daniel of Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot - Daniel went 8.2 innings, giving up 6 hits and no runs with no walks and 13 strikeouts in a 2-1 win over Foulmouthed Malcontent

Silver beer award: Willie Martinez of Scorched Earth Giant Killer - Martinez went 7 innings, giving up 2 hits and no runs with no walks and 7 strikeouts in a 2-1 win over Horsefly Jazzy Razzy

Bronze beer award: Pablo Landeros of Kona Pipeline - Landeros went 2-for-5 with a home run, 3 RBIs and 4 runs scored in a 12-1 win over Prairie Sun Mad Hopper

other scores from around the league:

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 4-1

-Mispillion River Space Otters defeat Tree House Tornado 4-0

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 4-3

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Meadowlark Mob Barley 8-3

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 5-2

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 5-2

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 3-2

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 8-6

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Red Rock Elephino 5-3

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 5-1

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 2-1

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Russian River Blind Pig 4-2

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 8-5 in 10 innings

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Thimble Island Kraken 9-7

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 5-2

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 4-3

-Waikiki Ala Moana defeat Ballast Point Commodores 3-1

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5 Jun 2026:

Gold beer award: Ricardo Gordillo of Red Rock Elephino - Gordillo went 3-for-5 with 2 home runs, 6 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 7-6 loss to Jester King Das Wunderkind

Silver beer award: Blake Miller of Terrapin Hopsecutioner - Miller went 7 innings, giving up 2 hits and no runs with 1 walk and 6 strikeouts in a 5-0 win over Prairie Sun Mad Hopper

Bronze beer award: Brian Horswill of Horsefly Jazzy Razzy - Horswill went 8 innings, giving up 3 hits and 1 runs with 2 walks and 7 strikeouts in a 1-0 loss to Daft Badger Hoppypotamus

other scores from around the league:

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 10-0

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Goose Island Goslings 4-3

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Foulmouthed Malcontent 3-2

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 3-1

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 6-1

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Four Hands Typhon 6-5

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 4-2

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 5-2

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 3-2

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 6-5

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Kona Pipeline 2-1

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 1-0

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 10-7

-Meadowlark Mob Barley defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 7-4

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 5-4

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 4-3 in 10 innings for their 13th straight win!

-Waikiki Ala Moana defeat Tree House Tornado 6-4

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6 Jun 2026:

Gold beer award: Lorenzo Martinez of Tree House Tornado - Martinez went 4-for-5 with 2 doubles, 3 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 12-4 win over Waikiki Ala Moana

Silver beer award: Dustin Bartels of Crooked Crab Furious George - Bartels went 7 innings, giving up 1 hit and no runs with 2 walks and 11 strikeouts in an 11-0 win over Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective

Bronze beer award: Rico Mendieta of Russian River Blind Pig - Mendieta went 3-for-6 with a double, 2 home runs, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 5-3 win over Palmetto Ghost Rider

other scores from around the league:

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 11-6

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 6-1

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 10-4 for their 14th straight win!

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 1-0

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 5-3

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Red Rock Elephino 9-6

-Kona Pipeline defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 8-5

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 8-5

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 5-1

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 4-3 in 15 innings

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 5-4

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 2-1

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 5-4

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Foulmouthed Malcontent 7-3

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Goose Island Goslings 9-2 for their 10th straight win!

-Meadowlark Mob Barley defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 7-0

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 6-4

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7 Jun 2026:

Gold beer award: Luis Balderas of Mispillion River Space Otters - Balderas went 2-for-4 with 2 home runs, 3 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 9-8 win over Big Sky Trout Slayer

Silver beer award: Mark Whiteside of Terrapin Hopsecutioner - Whiteside went 8.2 innings, giving up 3 hits and 1 run with 1 walk and 6 strikeouts in a 4-2 win over Prairie Sun Mad Hopper

Bronze beer award: Manny Limon of Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow - Limon went 8 innings, giving up 2 hits and no runs with 2 walks and 2 strikeouts in a 9-0 win over Kona Pipeline

other scores from around the league:

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 8-4

-Tree House Tornado defeat Waikiki Ala Moana 10-2

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Goose Island Goslings 4-1 for their 11th straight win!

-Meadowlark Mob Barley defeat Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla 8-4

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 2-0

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Thimble Island Kraken 4-2

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 8-1

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 7-6 in 12 innings

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 10-2

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Red Rock Elephino 6-4

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 7-4 in 10 innings

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 4-1

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 5-3

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 4-2

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Foulmouthed Malcontent 4-2

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 4-0

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Scorched Earth Giant Killer 7-6