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Scorched Earth secure Kolsch division crown


despite having an off day, the Scorched Earth Giant Killer celebrated clinching the Kolsch division title as Laughing Sun lost to Ballast Point to eliminate the last division contender from the top spot.

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29 Sep 2025:

Gold beer award: Omer de Dood of Horsefly Jazzy Razzy - de Dood went 4-for-4 with a home run, 4 RBIs and a run scored in an 8-6 win over Mispillion River Space Otters

Silver beer award: Justin Lake of Thimble Island Kraken - Lake went 9 innings, giving up 2 hits and no runs with 2 walks and 5 strikeouts in a 6-0 win over Four Hands Typhon

Bronze beer award: Nicolas Johnson of Boulder Killer Penguin - Johnson went 9 innings, giving up 3 hits and no runs with 1 walk and 5 strikeouts in a 2-0 win over Twisted X Chupahopra

other scores from around the league:

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 15-2

-Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Ballast Point Commodores 9-3

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 7-1

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 6-3

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Russian River Blind Pig 4-3

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Red Rock Elephino 3-2

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 5-2

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 8-5 in 10 innings

-Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 3-2

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 8-3

-Kona Pipeline defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 8-3

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 4-2

-Meadowlark Mob Barley defeat Foulmouthed Malcontent 6-4

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer efeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 2-1 in 10 innings

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Waikiki Ala Moana 3-2

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 6-2

-Tree House Tornado defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 4-2

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News from around the league:

-Stony Creek Crankenstein have been eliminated from post season contention

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30 Sep 2025:

Gold beer award: Sandy Hernandez of Mispillion River Space Otters - Hernandez went 4-for-5 with 2 home runs, 5 RBIs and 2 runs scored in an 11-3 win over Horsefly Jazzy Razzy

Silver beer award: Mike Carmen of Crooked Crab Furious George - Carmen went 3-for-3 with 2 triples, 4 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 9-8 win over Palmetto Ghost Rider

Bronze beer award: Mike McDaniel of Twisted X Chupahopra - McDaniel went 9 innings, giving up 4 hits and no runs with 4 walks and 10 strikeouts in a 3-0 win over Boulder Killer Penguin

other scores from around the league:

-Tree House Tornado defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 6-5 in 10 innings

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Charleville Half Wits 4-3

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 6-3

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 5-4

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 3-2

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Jester King Das Wunderkind 7-6

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 4-0

-Funky Buddha Huki Idol defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 7-1

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 3-1

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Four Hands Typhon 10-6

-Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 5-3

-Red Rock Elephino defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 5-4 in 11 innings

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Kona Pipeline 6-5

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Palmetto Ghost RIder 9-8

-Russian River Blind Pig defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 14-3

-Foulmouthed Malcontent defeat Meadowlark Mob Barley 7-3

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 3-1

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Waikiki Ala Moana 3-2

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Funky Buddha breaks through to claim first Porter division crown

The dominating run of Terrapin as the kings of the Porter division is over, as the Funky Buddha Huki Idol clinched their first ever division crown.

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Jazzy Razzy celebrate Tripel division pennant

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Crooked Crab nab final wild card spot

Four of the five Porter division teams will head to the post season as Crooked Crab claimed the final wild card spot.

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Lager League Batter of the Month - September:

John Wood (1B) of Laughing Sun Red Dwarf

-Wood batted .393 for the month, with 8 home runs, 21 RBIs and 22 runs scored. On the season, Wood is batting a solid .352, with 20 home runs and 74 RBIs

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Stout League Batter of the Month - September:

Pablo Landeros (1B) of Kona Pipeline

-Landeros batted a red hot .431 in September with 10 home runs, 25 RBIs and 28 runs scored. On the season, Landeros is batting .353 with 36 home runs and 110 RBIs

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Lager League Pitcher of the Month - September:

Bobby Rodriguez (SP) of Horsefly Jazzy Razzy

-Rodriguez went 6-0 in September, with 42 strikeouts in 50 innings pitched and a 1.62 ERA. On the season, he is 19-6 with a 3.39 ERA and 203 strikeouts

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Stout League Pitcher of the Month - September:

Mark Marleau (SP) of Toboggan Lunatic Fridge

-Marleau went 5-0 with 30 strikeouts in 42 innings pitched and a 1.29 ERA. On the season, he is 16-7 with a 2.58 ERA and 165 strikeouts

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Lager League Rookie of the Month - September:

Matt Holbrook (RP) of Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla

-Holbrook went 2-0 for the month, with 4 strikeouts in 8.1 innings pitched and a 1.08 ERA. On the year, he is 4-3, with 5 saves and a 2.47 ERA

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Stout League Rookie of the Month - September:

Tyler Jackson (CL) of Toboggan Lunatic Fridge

-Jackson notched 11 saves in September, with 7 strikeouts in 14 innings pitched and an 0.00 ERA. On the year, he is 5-4, with 26 saves and a 2.20 ERA

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September recap - playoff push:

Only two divisions remain up for grabs as September ends, with three teams in contention in the Pilsner division and two teams battling for the Dunkel division.

In the Pilsner division, Beer League behemoth Weyerbacher has had an off year for them, with an 82-70 record, putting them 2.5 games back of division leader Tree House Tornado. Three games behind the Blithering Idiot sits Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla at 79-34, 5.5 games back of the lead. Both Weyerbacher and Firefly Hollow sit in wild card territory if they don't manage to claim the division crown.

In the Dunkel division, Four Hands Typhon sit a slim 1 game ahead of the Rabid Dwarves of Doom for the division crown. The winner heads to the playoffs... the loser goes home as all wild card spots in the Stout League have been claimed.

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1 Oct 2025:

Gold beer award: Bobby Shaver of Funky Buddha Huki Idol - Shaver went 4-for-5 with a double, a home run, 3 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 7-4 win over Toboggan Lunatic Fridge

Silver beer award: David Hill of Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla - Hill went 9 innings, giving up 2 hits and no runs with 3 walks and 3 strikeouts in a 2-0 win over Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt

Bronze beer award: Jaden Blanks of Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck - Blanks went 4-for-5 with a double, a home run, 4 RBIs and a run scored in a 6-4 win over Red Rock Elephino

other scores from around the league:

-Mispillion River Space Otters defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 9-5

-Foulmouthed Malcontent defeat Meadowlark Mob Barley 3-1

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Russian River Blind Pig 3-2

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 5-2

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Thimble Island Kraken 6-4

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels 11-6

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 7-3

-Prairie Sun Mad Hopper defeat Kona Pipeline 7-4

-Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective 4-3 in 13 innings

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 6-1

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 5-3

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 6-1

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 3-1

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Waikiki Ala Moana 6-4

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News from around the league:

-devastating news for Four Hands Typhon as starter Cory Barker suffered a stretched elbow ligament which will take him out of the lineup for the rest of the season. Barker went 16-9 on the year with a 3.08 ERA

-Waikiki Ala Moana have been eliminated from post season contention

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2 Oct 2025:

Gold beer award: Jorge Reynoso of Scorched Earth Giant Killer - Reynoso went 4-for-5 with 2 doubles, a home run, 5 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 10-3 win over Horsefly Jazzy Razzy

Silver beer award: Steve Meserve of Goose Island Goslings - Meserve went 3-for-4 with a home run 5 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 9-4 win over Big Sky Trout Slayer

Bronze beer award: Victor Rosas of Kona Pipeline - Rosas went 2-for-3 with 2 home runs 2 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 4-3 win over Thimble Island Kraken

other scores from around the league:

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 4-0

-Ballast Point Commodores defeat Waikiki Ala Moana 7-4

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Charleville Half Wits 4-0

-Foulmouthed Malcontent defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 6-2

-Mispillion River Space Otters defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 12-4

-Kona Pipeline defeat Thimble Island Kraken 4-3

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 8-4

-Meadowlark Mob Barley defeat Tree House Tornado 16-7

-Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 6-0

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 4-2

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News from around the league:

-Mispillion River Space Otters have been eliminated from post season contention

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3 Oct 2025:

Gold beer award: David Beyer of Russian River Blind Pig - Beyer went 2-for-2 with 2 home runs, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 6-2 win over Palmetto Ghost Rider

Silver beer award: Dan Arnold of Tattered Flag Man of War - Arnold went 3-for-3 with a home run, 2 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 7-5 win over Prairie Sun Mad Hopper

Bronze beer award: Mark Whiteside of Terrapin Hopsecutioner - Whiteside went 9 innings, giving up 6 hits and no runs with 1 walk and 6 strikeouts in a 6-0 win over Funky Buddha Huki Idol

other scores from around the league:

- Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Goose Island Goslings 3-0

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 7-3

-Waikiki Ala Moana defeat Ballast Point Commodores 8-3

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 6-1

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 6-4

-Stony Creek Crankenstein defeat Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck 2-1

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 3-0

-Four Hands Typhon defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 3-2

-Red Rock Elephino vs Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels postponed due to rain

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 6-5

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Kona Pipeline 3-1

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 7-3

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 5-0

-Tree House Tornado defeat Meadowlark Mob Barley 9-3

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Foulmouthed Malcontent 8-2

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Mispillion River Space Otters 5-4

-Horsefly Jazzy Razzy defeat Scorched Earth Giant Killer 5-1

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News from around the league:

-Carlos Pena (CL) of Tattered Flag Man of War will miss the rest of teh season due to back spasms