Final Patch - Page 2

Dwolfson20 · 07-30-2002, 10:17 AM

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Originally posted by Malleus Dei
http://www.bonsaikitten.com/bkgallery.html

I'm not sure what to make of that...

spleen1015 · 07-30-2002, 10:34 AM

How do you find things like that?

metball4 · 07-30-2002, 10:40 AM

lol, once again I start rather big disscussion over 1 question.

fantom1979 · 07-30-2002, 10:44 AM

That is the biggest freaking cat i have ever seen. Jesus Christ, i thought i had fat cats.

Steve Kuffrey · 07-30-2002, 10:45 AM

The reason this happened is because you asked about the "final" patch and when it is coming out LESS THAN A WEEK after a patch just came out.

fantom1979 · 07-30-2002, 10:53 AM

Oh yeah.. i think that was on page one somewhere.. the next thing you know we have 400 lbs cats that eat dogs and small people for breakfast.

metball4 · 07-30-2002, 11:00 AM

Im not rushing the patch, just wondering. Anyway markus said "soon". I dont know wheter in 2 day..2 months or 2 decades.

Malleus Dei · 07-30-2002, 11:52 AM

Metball, by posting things like you did you are putting pressure on and irritating the OOTP staff. Now because Steve is official he can't tell you to STFU, no matter how much you irritate him and how much he would really like to shake you and tell you that all patches are always announced as soon as anything definitive is known about them and that you need to just STFU about this subject forever.

The kittens thing emerged because this thread was unnecessary and silly to begin with. By regularly doing your impatient act, you take up board space and people's time, and you p*ss people off. (Including us beta testers, who haven't even yet identified the things that need to be adjusted based on the LAST patch!)

So, realizing that you are under the handicap of being a Mets fan and possibly suffer from Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder as well, and with no anger directed at you and with all the best will in the world, just please STFU about this forever, okay? THEY POST ALL THE PATCH NEWS JUST AS SOON AS THEY KNOW ANYTHING. Really.

Malleus Dei · 07-30-2002, 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by fantom1979
That is the biggest freaking cat i have ever seen. Jesus Christ, i thought i had fat cats.

That image of the guy holding the fat cat is a fake, done with Adobe Photoshop.

Malleus Dei · 07-30-2002, 11:57 AM

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Originally posted by spleen1015
How do you find things like that?

Have children, then periodically examine the browser history of your home computer. You find all sorts of amazing things.

If you want a laugh, check out this one out. It's a real list of things a real soldier has actually been told not to do by the U.S. Army, including such fun items as:

"Not allowed to add 'In accordance with the prophesy' to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me."

"'To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is a bad long term goal to give the re-enlistment NCO."

http://www.skippyslist.com/

ehrie · 07-30-2002, 02:34 PM

Okay this thread is going to nasty places again, time to break out the puppies.

Awwwww...okay let's all go have some ice cream now and forget this ever happened.

Cooleyvol · 07-30-2002, 02:39 PM

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Originally posted by Malleus Dei
Metball, by posting things like you did you are putting pressure on and irritating the OOTP staff. Now because Steve is official he can't tell you to STFU, no matter how much you irritate him and how much he would really like to shake you and tell you that all patches are always announced as soon as anything definitive is known about them and that you need to just STFU about this subject forever.

The kittens thing emerged because this thread was unnecessary and silly to begin with. By regularly doing your impatient act, you take up board space and people's time, and you p*ss people off. (Including us beta testers, who haven't even yet identified the things that need to be adjusted based on the LAST patch!)

So, realizing that you are under the handicap of being a Mets fan and possibly suffer from Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder as well, and with no anger directed at you and with all the best will in the world, just please STFU about this forever, okay? THEY POST ALL THE PATCH NEWS JUST AS SOON AS THEY KNOW ANYTHING. Really.

.........so much for Malleus leaving the "knuckleheads" to those that have a somewhat longer fuse, i.e. ScottVib.

Chill out Mal, just pass it by.

Malleus Dei · 07-30-2002, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by Cooleyvol

.........so much for Malleus leaving the "knuckleheads" to those that have a somewhat longer fuse, i.e. ScottVib.

Chill out Mal, just pass it by.

Honest, I was doing my best to be NICE to the knucklehead. Really.

Cooleyvol · 07-30-2002, 02:48 PM

A couple more puppies:

holyroller · 07-30-2002, 03:02 PM

Ugh. Bleach blonde and a boob job. Nada mucho.

Draft Dodger · 07-30-2002, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by Malleus Dei

That image of the guy holding the fat cat is a fake, done with Adobe Photoshop.

and, for those who don't have a clue, the bonzai kitty stuff is fake as well (How can you people have internet access and NOT have heard of bonzai kitty or the fake giant cat?)

koohead · 07-30-2002, 03:32 PM

oh..that was funny! I'd adhere to that warning about food and beverages if I were you

(in reference to the skippylist btw)

Malleus Dei · 07-30-2002, 03:36 PM

Yeah, Skippy's List is a hoot.

And that's BONSAI Kitty.

Modern Relic · 07-30-2002, 04:33 PM

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(How can you people have internet access and NOT have heard of bonzai kitty or the fake giant cat?)

And just so you know...ninja's are mammals.

SoxWin · 07-30-2002, 04:58 PM

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Im gonna go squirt somtin, later

Way too much information Metball

Cheers

Rich

07-30-2002, 10:40 AM	#23
metball4 Major Leagues Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 328	lol, once again I start rather big disscussion over 1 question. __________________ Mets in 2003...or 2074 Lets Go Mets!

07-30-2002, 10:44 AM	#24
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07-30-2002, 10:53 AM	#26
fantom1979 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Detroit, MI Posts: 3,498	Oh yeah.. i think that was on page one somewhere.. the next thing you know we have 400 lbs cats that eat dogs and small people for breakfast. __________________

07-30-2002, 11:00 AM	#27
metball4 Major Leagues Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 328	Im not rushing the patch, just wondering. Anyway markus said "soon". I dont know wheter in 2 day..2 months or 2 decades. __________________ Mets in 2003...or 2074 Lets Go Mets!

07-30-2002, 10:34 AM	#22
spleen1015 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 6,008	How do you find things like that?

07-30-2002, 02:34 PM	#31
ehrie Minors (Single A) Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 85	Okay this thread is going to nasty places again, time to break out the puppies. Awwwww...okay let's all go have some ice cream now and forget this ever happened. __________________ <a href="http://www.bbl.ootp-leagues.com" target="_blank">Black Sox Baseball League</a> Commish BBL Yankees

07-30-2002, 02:48 PM	#34
Cooleyvol Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Union City, TN Posts: 6,383	A couple more puppies:

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07-30-2002, 03:32 PM	#37
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