Karim Garcia, Class Act

TotalEnd98 · 03-07-2004, 07:50 PM

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/ba...p-149282c.html

Apparently he mistook a parking lot for a urinal. But that's a common problem, right? Who hasn't done that? I mean, they look virtually the same.

LiftTheCurse · 03-07-2004, 07:53 PM

I read about that too. Wasn't at all surprised at it. Any word yet from the the mets as to if he will be fines or suspended?

Draft Dodger · 03-07-2004, 07:54 PM

what male hasn't pee'd in a parking lot?

LiftTheCurse · 03-07-2004, 07:56 PM

I think we all have

He just got caught. Bad case of bad luck

mlyons · 03-07-2004, 08:03 PM

My guess is that no one would have made a story about this if he weren't up on assault charges from the ALCS last year.

TotalEnd98 · 03-07-2004, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Draft Dodger
what male hasn't pee'd in a parking lot?

Rizon · 03-07-2004, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Draft Dodger
what male hasn't pee'd in a parking lot?

There's too much urinary freedom in this society. I'm proud to hold it in. It builds character.

Denton True · 03-07-2004, 08:13 PM

Typicle YANKEE!! BWAHAHAHAHA!

03-07-2004, 08:20 PM

It's hard to hold your bladder when you are drunk.

TheRaven · 03-07-2004, 09:38 PM

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Originally posted by Yyzlin
It's hard to hold your bladder when you are drunk.

Very true

PrestonKaye · 03-07-2004, 10:38 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I wouldn't know

LiftTheCurse · 03-07-2004, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mlyons
My guess is that no one would have made a story about this if he weren't up on assault charges from the ALCS last year.

Thats a good guess

marc · 03-07-2004, 10:44 PM

I've urinated in worse places....

PrestonKaye · 03-07-2004, 10:47 PM

thats all we need to hear marc lol

ctorg · 03-08-2004, 08:54 AM

This is an extremely silly thread.

mlyons · 03-08-2004, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Denton True
Typicle YANKEE!! BWAHAHAHAHA!

He's a Met.

Denton True · 03-08-2004, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mlyons
He's a Met.

Sam thign! He wuz a Yank-ME and thats where he learnued it from. The only difference btween a Yankee and MEt player is the SPANKee player has achance 2 get 2the postseason but not this yer! GO SOX!

tim_uwrf · 03-08-2004, 06:38 PM

^

sixto · 03-08-2004, 06:43 PM

One of my best friends in college was walking down the hall one morning when his neighbor opened the door after a night of wild partying, and the neighbor was, well, literally ****-faced, having crapped on his dorm room floor that night, then passing out on said floor.

That guy later crapped in his roommate's dresser drawer when he was drunk. Not surprisingly, they ceased rooming together.

LivnLegend · 03-08-2004, 06:52 PM

I had a roommate take a leak between my bed and his during a management conference in Orlando a couple years ago. We all had been drinking at Treasure Island or Pleasure Island or whatever it’s called. It was on the company credit card so everyone was going a little too far.

Anyway, I made it back to the room around 1 am. We had 8am conference meetings so I needed some sleep. In the middle of the night I was awoke to the unmistakable sound of someone urinating on the carpet. It was coming from the general area of the bathroom. I thought "No way, he is missing the toilet!" but I fell right back asleep. When I awoke for the day, I trudged toward the shower and saw the stain near the bathroom doorway. I thought "Cripes" but decided not to say anything. Later that day I ran into him between sessions. He said, "D00d, did I take a leak on the floor last night?" I said, "Yes" rather scornfully. He said he didn't know if he dreamt it or if he really did it but if he did, he was sorry.

The next night I didn't go out and drink because I was catching a flight home early the next morning, but he did go out to get hammered. I don’t know what time he got in but at one point I was again awoken by the sound of you know what hitting the floor. Except this time it was about a FOOT from my bed! I said "Come on man, what the hell!!!" He must have been snapped out of his slumber/daze because he said "Oh sorry" and it turned off like someone shutting off a faucet. I’m not sure if he pinched it off or what. He slogged off to the bathroom to finish while I put the pillow over my head and desperately waited for sleep to overtake me again. I never did see him or speak to him again.

03-07-2004, 07:50 PM	#1
TotalEnd98 All Star Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: New York Posts: 1,687	Karim Garcia, Class Act http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/ba...p-149282c.html Apparently he mistook a parking lot for a urinal. But that's a common problem, right? Who hasn't done that? I mean, they look virtually the same. __________________ OTBL - Scandinavia Cartoon Heroes This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a whimper.

03-07-2004, 07:53 PM	#2
LiftTheCurse Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Maine Posts: 633	I read about that too. Wasn't at all surprised at it. Any word yet from the the mets as to if he will be fines or suspended? __________________ http://lotg.christianbaseball.com Philadelphia Phillies/ NL President(1901)23-16 Best Record in the League http://www.ulb.simleaguecentral.com Baltimore Orioles 2004 AL EAST CHAMPION 2005:13-5:1st in AL East

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03-07-2004, 07:56 PM	#4
LiftTheCurse Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Maine Posts: 633	I think we all have He just got caught. Bad case of bad luck __________________ http://lotg.christianbaseball.com Philadelphia Phillies/ NL President(1901)23-16 Best Record in the League http://www.ulb.simleaguecentral.com Baltimore Orioles 2004 AL EAST CHAMPION 2005:13-5:1st in AL East

03-07-2004, 08:03 PM	#5
mlyons Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,725	My guess is that no one would have made a story about this if he weren't up on assault charges from the ALCS last year. __________________ Things can always be worse.

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03-07-2004, 08:20 PM	#9
Yyzlin Guest Posts: n/a	It's hard to hold your bladder when you are drunk.

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PrestonKaye All Star Reserve Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cape Cod, Mass Posts: 849	^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I wouldn't know __________________ --Championships aren't won on paper, they are won in a computer simulation!-- Vipors Baseball.... BITCHES Xenoz http://img184.exs.cx/img184/219/keblarsig2xy.jpg Flow Storm http://img47.exs.cx/img47/328/ab1copy8hs.jpg

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marc Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 7,505	I've urinated in worse places.... __________________

03-07-2004, 10:47 PM	#14
PrestonKaye All Star Reserve Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cape Cod, Mass Posts: 849	thats all we need to hear marc lol __________________ --Championships aren't won on paper, they are won in a computer simulation!-- Vipors Baseball.... BITCHES Xenoz http://img184.exs.cx/img184/219/keblarsig2xy.jpg Flow Storm http://img47.exs.cx/img47/328/ab1copy8hs.jpg

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03-08-2004, 06:43 PM	#19
sixto Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 2,262	One of my best friends in college was walking down the hall one morning when his neighbor opened the door after a night of wild partying, and the neighbor was, well, literally ****-faced, having crapped on his dorm room floor that night, then passing out on said floor. That guy later crapped in his roommate's dresser drawer when he was drunk. Not surprisingly, they ceased rooming together.

03-08-2004, 06:52 PM	#20
LivnLegend Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 100% pure adrenaline! Posts: 5,624	I had a roommate take a leak between my bed and his during a management conference in Orlando a couple years ago. We all had been drinking at Treasure Island or Pleasure Island or whatever it’s called. It was on the company credit card so everyone was going a little too far. Anyway, I made it back to the room around 1 am. We had 8am conference meetings so I needed some sleep. In the middle of the night I was awoke to the unmistakable sound of someone urinating on the carpet. It was coming from the general area of the bathroom. I thought "No way, he is missing the toilet!" but I fell right back asleep. When I awoke for the day, I trudged toward the shower and saw the stain near the bathroom doorway. I thought "Cripes" but decided not to say anything. Later that day I ran into him between sessions. He said, "D00d, did I take a leak on the floor last night?" I said, "Yes" rather scornfully. He said he didn't know if he dreamt it or if he really did it but if he did, he was sorry. The next night I didn't go out and drink because I was catching a flight home early the next morning, but he did go out to get hammered. I don’t know what time he got in but at one point I was again awoken by the sound of you know what hitting the floor. Except this time it was about a FOOT from my bed! I said "Come on man, what the hell!!!" He must have been snapped out of his slumber/daze because he said "Oh sorry" and it turned off like someone shutting off a faucet. I’m not sure if he pinched it off or what. He slogged off to the bathroom to finish while I put the pillow over my head and desperately waited for sleep to overtake me again. I never did see him or speak to him again. __________________ Excess ain't rebellion. You're drinking what they're selling.