What are Your Most Interesting Player Emails?

Skevich · 11-26-2024, 04:24 PM

Mine is a two-email set. The first one was a few sims ago was that my crack 24-year-old closer went to India "to find the answers to life" in the offseason. Today I got a follow up email that he just got back, and is "confused. All he knows is that he has to set his priorities straight and that winning isn't everything."

What are some I interesting or crazy ones you have gotten?

twins_34 · 11-26-2024, 07:53 PM

One where one of my starting pitchers was putting a TV up and his ladder shifted and the TV landed on his head giving him a concussion for 4 months. I could not see a TV today doing that, but I would think a CRT would kill someone lol.

jksander · 11-27-2024, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by twins_34

One where one of my starting pitchers was putting a TV up and his ladder shifted and the TV landed on his head giving him a concussion for 4 months. I could not see a TV today doing that, but I would think a CRT would kill someone lol.

Yeah the 23" CRT one I had in college weighed at least 100 pounds, it would have been devastating to have it crash on my head lol

jbaumgardt1 · 11-27-2024, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Skevich

Mine is a two-email set. The first one was a few sims ago was that my crack 24-year-old closer went to India "to find the answers to life" in the offseason. Today I got a follow up email that he just got back, and is "confused. All he knows is that he has to set his priorities straight and that winning isn't everything."

D

Sounds like the baseball version of Aaron Rodgers

SebastianMiller · 12-19-2024, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Skevich

Mine is a two-email set. The first one was a few sims ago was that my crack 24-year-old closer went to India "to find the answers to life" in the offseason. Today I got a follow up email that he just got back, and is "confused. All he knows is that he has to set his priorities straight and that winning isn't everything."

Wow.

J_Dawg_27 · 12-19-2024, 02:46 PM

Misfortune has befallen the Montreal Expos and their starting pitcher Luis Sierra. The club will lose his services for 8-9 months. Sierra hurt himself while shaking hands during a meet and greet and suffered a broken kneecap.

Lordofbrewtown · 12-20-2024, 08:28 PM

My favorite from several versions ago (but also why I no longer use personality ratings in historical leagues) was a message from Mark Belanger demanding to hit clean-up.

Bagpipes5 · 12-23-2024, 07:32 PM

I got a message that my starting CF and one of my SP announced that they had opened a steakhouse together. Everything seemed to be going fine. Then about 2 years later (both players are still with me) I get an email saying my manager has suspended my SP for 6 games. The manager complained that the night life and running the steakhouse had taken the drivers seat to baseball and he stepped in.

11-26-2024, 04:24 PM	#1
Skevich Minors (Single A) Join Date: Nov 2022 Posts: 63	What are Your Most Interesting Player Emails? Mine is a two-email set. The first one was a few sims ago was that my crack 24-year-old closer went to India "to find the answers to life" in the offseason. Today I got a follow up email that he just got back, and is "confused. All he knows is that he has to set his priorities straight and that winning isn't everything." What are some I interesting or crazy ones you have gotten? Last edited by Skevich; 11-26-2024 at 06:27 PM.

11-26-2024, 07:53 PM	#2
twins_34 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa Posts: 2,183	One where one of my starting pitchers was putting a TV up and his ladder shifted and the TV landed on his head giving him a concussion for 4 months. I could not see a TV today doing that, but I would think a CRT would kill someone lol.

12-19-2024, 02:46 PM	#6
J_Dawg_27 Bat Boy Join Date: Mar 2019 Posts: 11	Misfortune has befallen the Montreal Expos and their starting pitcher Luis Sierra. The club will lose his services for 8-9 months. Sierra hurt himself while shaking hands during a meet and greet and suffered a broken kneecap.

12-20-2024, 08:28 PM	#7
Lordofbrewtown Major Leagues Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: St Petersburg, FL Posts: 301	My favorite from several versions ago (but also why I no longer use personality ratings in historical leagues) was a message from Mark Belanger demanding to hit clean-up.

12-23-2024, 07:32 PM	#8
Bagpipes5 All Star Reserve Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: TX Posts: 501	I got a message that my starting CF and one of my SP announced that they had opened a steakhouse together. Everything seemed to be going fine. Then about 2 years later (both players are still with me) I get an email saying my manager has suspended my SP for 6 games. The manager complained that the night life and running the steakhouse had taken the drivers seat to baseball and he stepped in.