How to be a real ass

bailey · 02-03-2021, 01:59 PM

1) Make your team abbreviation ASS
2) Reverse sweep your opponent
3) Don't score a single run in the first 9 innings of the first 4 games!

RchW · 02-03-2021, 02:09 PM

That gives bottom feeders a bad name.

BigRed75 · 02-08-2021, 09:22 AM

The Reds did that this postseason, only they forgot to do the reverse sweep part.

Thom took care of the ASS part, and I don't know if he's ever going to put on that headset again.

Ty Cobb · 02-08-2021, 10:32 AM

I'm debating on how much trouble I'd get in for making a wisecrack utilizing the word, "whole," over this...

Thanks for making me chuckle, anyway.

dbqs · 02-10-2021, 05:34 PM

as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos...

02-03-2021, 01:59 PM	#1
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02-03-2021, 02:09 PM	#2
RchW Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Toronto ON by way of Glasgow UK Posts: 15,629	That gives bottom feeders a bad name. __________________ Cheers RichW If you’re looking for a good cause to donate money to please consider a Donation to Parkinson’s Canada. It may help me have a better future and if not me, someone else. Thanks. “Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition …There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.” Frank Wilhoit

02-08-2021, 09:22 AM	#3
BigRed75 Hall Of Famer Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 2,430	The Reds did that this postseason, only they forgot to do the reverse sweep part. Thom took care of the ASS part, and I don't know if he's ever going to put on that headset again. __________________ Mainline team SPTT team Was not a Snag fan...until I saw the fallout once he was gone and realized what a good job he was actually doing. - Ty Cobb

02-08-2021, 10:32 AM	#4
Ty Cobb Hall Of Famer Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Grayling, MI Posts: 4,586	I'm debating on how much trouble I'd get in for making a wisecrack utilizing the word, "whole," over this... Thanks for making me chuckle, anyway. __________________ "You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me." Thanos

02-10-2021, 05:34 PM	#5
dbqs Major Leagues Join Date: Aug 2017 Location: Comiskey Posts: 316	as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos... __________________