Adolescent sexual activity translates to Major League success.

BrandonJ33 · 10-25-2003, 12:28 AM

Need proof? Look at the ages of these virile Major League vets and those of their sons!

Willie Banks SP - Age 34
Willie Banks Jr LF - Age 24

John Valentin 3B - Age 37
John Valentin Jr. 2B - Age 22

James Baldwin SP - Age 34
James Baldwin Jr. SS - Age 21

Matt Clement SP - Age 34
Matt "The Icebox" Clement Jr. 3B - Age 23

Oh, I forgot the best one!

Eric Owens - Age 33
Eric Owens Jr. - Age 27

Bohunk · 10-25-2003, 01:32 AM

damn kids

Bobbuttons · 10-25-2003, 03:24 PM

What can you say? Kids having kids......

asamford · 10-25-2003, 06:06 PM

well, you do want the game to be realistic as you play into the future. maybe 5 year olds weren't having kids back in the 90's, but just you wait until the 10's and 20's.

Jordan · 10-25-2003, 06:18 PM

lmao...I always wanted to make a thread like this

Eric · 10-26-2003, 01:04 AM

They are clones. Sr. was showing a lot of promise in little league and scouts clones them.

theREDdoor28 · 10-26-2003, 02:13 AM

Bwahhaha, that's pretty damn funny, and .. sick.

Granitestwarriro · 10-28-2003, 04:20 PM

Hey - if you think you have problems, CONSIDER THIS. I just noticed that i have 2 children born only 3 months apart.

I think Mrs Granite has some 'SPLAININ to do, dont you???

Le Grande Orange · 10-29-2003, 03:06 AM

Time delayed twins?

Skipaway · 10-29-2003, 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Granitestwarriro
Hey - if you think you have problems, CONSIDER THIS. I just noticed that i have 2 children born only 3 months apart.

I think Mrs Granite has some 'SPLAININ to do, dont you???

Manager mode? I usually start as a 0 year old with a 3 year old wife, and a 7 year old kid.

William4192 · 10-29-2003, 10:31 AM

I think their parents have some explaining to do. Charges may need to be brought against them.

Mike Lowe · 10-30-2003, 03:13 PM

LOL that was great.

bulldog55 · 10-30-2003, 03:15 PM

Hahahaha, oh that gave me a hearty laugh.

I've always wondered how these Juniors appear out of nowhere. I think we have some palimony suits coming.

William4192 · 10-30-2003, 03:17 PM

I wonder if they at least got some candy out of it?

10-25-2003, 12:28 AM	#1
BrandonJ33 Minors (Rookie Ball) Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Mechanicsville, VA Posts: 33	Adolescent sexual activity translates to Major League success. Need proof? Look at the ages of these virile Major League vets and those of their sons! Willie Banks SP - Age 34 Willie Banks Jr LF - Age 24 John Valentin 3B - Age 37 John Valentin Jr. 2B - Age 22 James Baldwin SP - Age 34 James Baldwin Jr. SS - Age 21 Matt Clement SP - Age 34 Matt "The Icebox" Clement Jr. 3B - Age 23 Oh, I forgot the best one! Eric Owens - Age 33 Eric Owens Jr. - Age 27 Last edited by BrandonJ33; 10-25-2003 at 12:32 AM.

10-25-2003, 03:24 PM	#3
Bobbuttons Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Picturesque Mentor-on-the-Lake, Ohio Posts: 3,708	What can you say? Kids having kids...... __________________ Frankenstein never scared me. Marsupials do....cause they're fast! Gibson swings, and a fly ball to deep right field! This is gonna be a home run! Unbelievable! A home run for Gibson! And the Dodgers have won the game, 5 to 4; I don't believe what I just saw! I don't believe what I just saw!

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10-25-2003, 01:32 AM	#2
Bohunk Minors (Single A) Join Date: May 2002 Location: Cleveland Posts: 73	damn kids

10-25-2003, 06:06 PM	#4
asamford Banned Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Snellville, Georgia Posts: 1,769	well, you do want the game to be realistic as you play into the future. maybe 5 year olds weren't having kids back in the 90's, but just you wait until the 10's and 20's.

10-25-2003, 06:18 PM	#5
Jordan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Chi Suburbs now... Posts: 2,006	lmao...I always wanted to make a thread like this

10-26-2003, 01:04 AM	#6
Eric All Star Starter Join Date: May 2002 Location: Folsom, CA Posts: 1,234	They are clones. Sr. was showing a lot of promise in little league and scouts clones them.

10-28-2003, 04:20 PM	#8
Granitestwarriro Minors (Single A) Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 52	Hey - if you think you have problems, CONSIDER THIS. I just noticed that i have 2 children born only 3 months apart. I think Mrs Granite has some 'SPLAININ to do, dont you???

10-29-2003, 03:06 AM	#9
Le Grande Orange Hall Of Famer Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Up There Posts: 15,644	Time delayed twins?

10-30-2003, 03:15 PM	#13
bulldog55 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: California's Canada Warnings: 17 Posts: 2,479	Hahahaha, oh that gave me a hearty laugh. I've always wondered how these Juniors appear out of nowhere. I think we have some palimony suits coming. __________________ Commissioner, Trans-Continental Base Ball Association Owner/GM, Los Angeles Electrics (TCBA), Beaverton Rangers (OTBL), Portland Mavericks (Union League), and Los Angeles Superbas (Century League) Being smart, don't always make you popular.

10-30-2003, 03:17 PM	#14
William4192 All Star Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 1,625	I wonder if they at least got some candy out of it? __________________ What is this about Rhode Island? It is neither Road or Island. Come check out the PBA. http://www.pioneerbaseballassociation.com Or email at pbacommish@pioneerbaseballassociation.com