Ferengi Rules of Enjoyment for Perfect Team

HRBaker · 05-12-2019, 08:17 PM

(For those who are not Star Trek fans, a Star Wars explanation; "move on - nothing to see here..."

Ferengi Rules of Enjoyment for Perfect Team

1. To play in a Perfect League, bring lots of Latinum.

2. Start slow, Grow slow, and keep your Latinum.

3. LIVE cards are a gamble, past cards are known.

4. Good players are as rare as latinum — treasure them.

5. Never spend more for a player than for your mistress.

6. Buy Low, Sell High.

7. Learn your opponent's weaknesses, so that you can better take advantage of him.

8. Build teams that limit your spending. It will keep your pockets full of Latinum.

9. A Ferengi waits to bid until his opponents have exhausted themselves.

10. Lesser players sometimes have greater returns.

11. Never allow family to stand in the way of buying a player.

12. Look every day for a new opportunity.

Feel free to add your own

mcdog512 · 05-12-2019, 08:21 PM

Real Star Trek didn't have Ferengi, just Romulans, Klingons and Vulcans....

OMGPuppies · 05-12-2019, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HRBaker

(For those who are not Star Trek fans, a Star Wars explanation; "move on - nothing to see here..."

Ferengi Rules of Enjoyment for Perfect Team

1. To play in a Perfect League, bring lots of Latinum.

2. Start slow, Grow slow, and keep your Latinum.

3. LIVE cards are a gamble, past cards are known.

4. Good players are as rare as latinum — treasure them.

5. Never spend more for a player than for your mistress.

6. Buy Low, Sell High.

7. Learn your opponent's weaknesses, so that you can better take advantage of him.

8. Build teams that limit your spending. It will keep your pockets full of Latinum.

9. A Ferengi waits to bid until his opponents have exhausted themselves.

10. Lesser players sometimes have greater returns.

11. Never allow family to stand in the way of buying a player.

12. Look every day for a new opportunity.

Feel free to add your own

Nothing is more important than your health--except for your PP.

Westheim · 05-12-2019, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by mcdog512

Real Star Trek didn't have Ferengi, just Romulans, Klingons and Vulcans....

...and thus began The Great Forum Rift of '19.

neugey · 05-13-2019, 12:14 AM

Probably could make an exception on #5 if your mistress has a low overall rating.

HRBaker · 05-13-2019, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by neugey

Probably could make an exception on #5 if your mistress has a low overall rating.

But did you see her Contact rating !!?!?

Goliathus · 05-13-2019, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by HRBaker

But did you see her Contact rating !!?!?

Pics or fake! Also, contact isn't as important as power IMO or eyes(who can say no to beautiful eyes?). Chicks dig the long ball? Guess what, I want a chick that can hit the long ball. And I just realized how "dirty" the pitcher's three attributes can be so I am leaving that out.

The interesting thing about mistress card is that after you draw one, you cannot draw another one until you sold her -- or unless you cheat.

bonalditaylor · 05-13-2019, 01:58 PM

Hah this is great! I’m doing the deep space nine play through myself at the moment 🖖

bonalditaylor · 05-13-2019, 02:05 PM

My #1 - 100 Maddux is everything

05-12-2019, 08:21 PM	#2
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HRBaker Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 2,367	Ferengi Rules of Enjoyment for Perfect Team (For those who are not Star Trek fans, a Star Wars explanation; "move on - nothing to see here..." Ferengi Rules of Enjoyment for Perfect Team 1. To play in a Perfect League, bring lots of Latinum. 2. Start slow, Grow slow, and keep your Latinum. 3. LIVE cards are a gamble, past cards are known. 4. Good players are as rare as latinum — treasure them. 5. Never spend more for a player than for your mistress. 6. Buy Low, Sell High. 7. Learn your opponent's weaknesses, so that you can better take advantage of him. 8. Build teams that limit your spending. It will keep your pockets full of Latinum. 9. A Ferengi waits to bid until his opponents have exhausted themselves. 10. Lesser players sometimes have greater returns. 11. Never allow family to stand in the way of buying a player. 12. Look every day for a new opportunity. Feel free to add your own __________________ *HRB*

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bonalditaylor Minors (Rookie Ball) Join Date: Apr 2019 Posts: 25	Hah this is great! I’m doing the deep space nine play through myself at the moment 🖖

05-13-2019, 02:05 PM	#9
bonalditaylor Minors (Rookie Ball) Join Date: Apr 2019 Posts: 25	My #1 - 100 Maddux is everything