Where's my kid

joshcoonradt · 05-28-2003, 01:08 AM

My wife was pregnant...then all of a sudden she divorces me. due date came and went...

Whats up with that... i dont want to be a dead beat dad!

josh

HalfManHalfAmazing · 05-28-2003, 01:11 AM

LOL. Maybe she took matters into her own hands.

Anonymous Ghost · 05-28-2003, 01:51 AM

You have internet access in jail, Mr. Peterson?

Kronos · 05-28-2003, 02:24 AM

If your wife leaves while she is Pregnant the kid is gone forever.

Don't take it to hard; chances are it was not your kid anyway

Eckstein 4 Prez · 05-28-2003, 04:33 AM

It's 1:35 a.m. Do you know where your kid is?

ctorg · 05-28-2003, 09:20 AM

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but your kid is dead. Your ex-wife, determined not to give birth to a child fathered by such slime as yourself, plunged a dagger into her belly and killed the fetus, almost doing herself in as well. She is currently in stable condition and recovering.

Bobbuttons · 05-28-2003, 09:52 AM

I had the same thing happen early in the game. Since we have an artificial arbiter, I think we should have an artificial divorce court to hammer out key things like visitation and how little of my hard earned managing cash she gets her grubby paws on. Do you think the fact that I have been married five times in the game would make the judge un-sympathetic to me?

Scott Vibert · 05-28-2003, 09:56 AM

Or the kid wasn't yours, she divorced you to live with the childs real father.

Gastric ReFlux · 05-28-2003, 11:22 AM

If you have PayPal, I might be able to provide information to help.

CMH · 05-28-2003, 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by Gastric ReFlux
If you have PayPal, I might be able to provide information to help.

lol.

The kid disowned you from the womb.

Eric · 05-28-2003, 07:22 PM

Don't worry. You kid was given up for adoption and you'll be reunited in about 30 years and find out that he's also a baseball fan, but not rooting for your team.

05-28-2003, 01:08 AM	#1
joshcoonradt Minors (Rookie Ball) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Delaware Posts: 47	Where's my kid My wife was pregnant...then all of a sudden she divorces me. due date came and went... Whats up with that... i dont want to be a dead beat dad! josh

05-28-2003, 04:33 AM	#5
Eckstein 4 Prez Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: The OC Posts: 6,358	It's 1:35 a.m. Do you know where your kid is? __________________ Looking for an insomnia cure? Check out my dynasty thread, The Dawn of American Professional Base Ball, 1871.

05-28-2003, 09:20 AM	#6
ctorg Global Moderator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Queens, NY Posts: 9,848	I hate to be the one to break it to you, but your kid is dead. Your ex-wife, determined not to give birth to a child fathered by such slime as yourself, plunged a dagger into her belly and killed the fetus, almost doing herself in as well. She is currently in stable condition and recovering. __________________ My music "When the trees blow back and forth, that's what makes the wind." - Steven Wright Fjord emena pancreas thorax fornicate marmalade morpheme proteolysis smaxa cabana offal srue vitriol grope hallelujah lentils

05-28-2003, 09:52 AM	#7
Bobbuttons Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Picturesque Mentor-on-the-Lake, Ohio Posts: 3,708	I had the same thing happen early in the game. Since we have an artificial arbiter, I think we should have an artificial divorce court to hammer out key things like visitation and how little of my hard earned managing cash she gets her grubby paws on. Do you think the fact that I have been married five times in the game would make the judge un-sympathetic to me? __________________ Frankenstein never scared me. Marsupials do....cause they're fast! Gibson swings, and a fly ball to deep right field! This is gonna be a home run! Unbelievable! A home run for Gibson! And the Dodgers have won the game, 5 to 4; I don't believe what I just saw! I don't believe what I just saw!

05-28-2003, 01:11 AM	#2
HalfManHalfAmazing Minors (Rookie Ball) Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Denver,CO Posts: 37	LOL. Maybe she took matters into her own hands.

05-28-2003, 01:51 AM	#3
Anonymous Ghost All Star Reserve Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 751	You have internet access in jail, Mr. Peterson?

05-28-2003, 02:24 AM	#4
Kronos Major Leagues Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Northern Ky. Posts: 318	If your wife leaves while she is Pregnant the kid is gone forever. Don't take it to hard; chances are it was not your kid anyway

05-28-2003, 09:56 AM	#8
Scott Vibert Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: My Computer Posts: 8,267	Or the kid wasn't yours, she divorced you to live with the childs real father.

05-28-2003, 11:22 AM	#9
Gastric ReFlux Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Member #3409 Posts: 8,350	If you have PayPal, I might be able to provide information to help.

05-28-2003, 07:22 PM	#11
Eric All Star Starter Join Date: May 2002 Location: Folsom, CA Posts: 1,234	Don't worry. You kid was given up for adoption and you'll be reunited in about 30 years and find out that he's also a baseball fan, but not rooting for your team.