Phillies sign Ross Gload

ctorg · 12-09-2009, 03:45 AM

Bah! As if they needed more help!

The Funk · 12-09-2009, 05:15 AM

I suppose the main question is, do they deserve him?

ctorg · 12-09-2009, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by The Funk

I suppose the main question is, do they deserve him?

Does anyone?

Y0DA55 · 12-09-2009, 01:58 PM

I think the main question really is what are the 29 other teams going to do now that the Phillies have all but locked up the 2010 World Series Championship?

Jason · 12-09-2009, 03:34 PM

It's a good thing. If the 2009 Phillies showed anything it's that they have no heart in the clutch.

ZXLT · 12-09-2009, 05:30 PM

Greatest signing in franchise history.

The Funk · 12-09-2009, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ctorg

Does anyone?

The Taoists, perhaps?

Jason Moyer · 12-09-2009, 05:54 PM

I was wondering when this team was going to finally get serious about winning.

Dargone · 12-09-2009, 07:02 PM

Why even play the 2010 season now? I feel really bad for the rest of the national league...

Goody · 12-11-2009, 04:03 AM

It ok man, he can only bat 5 or 6 times a game at most. If there were 3 or 4 Ross Gloads on 1 team you could lock it up. But now you're talking fantasy and lore.

Dargone · 12-11-2009, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Goody

It ok man, he can only bat 5 or 6 times a game at most. If there were 3 or 4 Ross Gloads on 1 team you could lock it up. But now you're talking fantasy and lore.

You must be feeling ill.

BaseballMan · 12-11-2009, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Goody

It ok man, he can only bat 5 or 6 times a game at most. If there were 3 or 4 Ross Gloads on 1 team you could lock it up. But now you're talking fantasy and lore.

Ross Gload only needs 1 at bat to win the game. The man can hit a grand slam with no one on base.

Dargone · 12-11-2009, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BaseballMan

Ross Gload only needs 1 at bat to win the game. The man can hit a grand slam with no one on base.

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yankeesrule · 12-12-2009, 02:22 AM

can they also bring back glanville to have the clutchest team ever?

Dargone · 12-12-2009, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by yankeesrule

can they also bring back glanville to have the clutchest team ever?

The universe would explode...

BaseballMan · 12-12-2009, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Dargone

The universe would explode...

How do you think the universe started?

Jordan · 12-13-2009, 09:37 PM

Guess Ryan Howard better get used to riding the pine

BaseballMan · 12-13-2009, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Jordan

Guess Ryan Howard better get used to riding the pine

Yeah but the whole team will be with him except for Gload of course.
Since he will be playing all 9 positions.
It will be Gload to Gload to Gload!

kingcharlesxii · 12-14-2009, 04:03 PM

I think they're going to make it more fair to the other teams and only let him pinch hit. They'll still go 162-0 since he'll have the game winning hit every time.

theasfl · 12-14-2009, 04:05 PM

As a Marlins fan....

this is injury to insult....somehow.

He was huge last year.

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Jason Hall Of Famer Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 3,852	It's a good thing. If the 2009 Phillies showed anything it's that they have no heart in the clutch.

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ZXLT Minors (Triple A) Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Oregon Posts: 261	Greatest signing in franchise history.

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Goody Hall Of Famer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Korea Posts: 3,530	It ok man, he can only bat 5 or 6 times a game at most. If there were 3 or 4 Ross Gloads on 1 team you could lock it up. But now you're talking fantasy and lore. __________________ In the past: Laseron Baseball Association creator. Present: I am Rezulm on PT and OOTP Discord. Future: I wish it was the past.

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yankeesrule All Star Starter Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,367	can they also bring back glanville to have the clutchest team ever?

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Jordan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Chi Suburbs now... Posts: 2,011	Guess Ryan Howard better get used to riding the pine

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kingcharlesxii Hall Of Famer Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 2,731	I think they're going to make it more fair to the other teams and only let him pinch hit. They'll still go 162-0 since he'll have the game winning hit every time.

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