Sports terms that sound dirty? - Page 2

billycola · 09-25-2003, 06:49 PM

South Carolina Game Cocks

tim_uwrf · 09-25-2003, 07:21 PM

we are sending a probe to Uranus

Carlton · 09-25-2003, 07:22 PM

switch hitter has always disturbed me

Modern Relic · 09-25-2003, 09:51 PM

...that pitch is low and outside and Mike Piazza now has two balls.

09-25-2003, 09:54 PM

Puck.

andjbock · 08-27-2004, 09:28 PM

"He went deep into the hole"

-Sean McDonough

Bobbuttons · 08-27-2004, 11:05 PM

Fly ball to center.

sebastian0622 · 08-28-2004, 04:07 PM

Various things heard from coaches and players over the past few weeks:

"I need you to cheat on that tight end a little bit."
"Watch the crack block!" (common term, but always sounded a little dirty to me)
"I used to be a tight end, but now I guess I'm a wide receiver."
And we run a delay blitz with our outside linebackers called "Ears", so that leaves the most classic line of them all from our defensive coordinator, "You can't come on the ears too fast, but when you do, you have got to come hard!"

Falcon52 · 08-28-2004, 05:01 PM

"there's a shot back up the middle"

bagsangels · 08-29-2004, 06:27 AM

"looks like he broke his bat"

UngratefulDead · 08-29-2004, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bagsangels

"looks like he broke his bat"

A bit of a stretch..

Bobbuttons · 08-29-2004, 08:10 PM

Right through the five hole.

This Is Not Here · 08-30-2004, 12:40 AM

"He's got a very powerful stroke..."

"He really whacked that..."

"Gretzky is the best when he's working from behind..."

"Cabrera deep in the hole..."

"From his knees..."

"He fisted that one..."

(on a balk) "he went to his mouth..."

(on an error) "what a boner!"

This Is Not Here · 08-30-2004, 12:43 AM

I play slow pitch softball on a team with two of my brothers. My brother Todd never played a whole lot of baseball growing up but has turned into a pretty good softball player in his first year so far. Anyways, during one of our first practices for this year, we were out shagging fly balls ("shagging", another dirty one) and he made the comment, "Take everything that you hear out here and pretend its a sexual comment."

Needless to say, the rest of the practice we were laughing pretty good like 13-year old kids watching the Man Show.

targetthyself · 05-08-2009, 11:38 PM

any football term you can think of involving the oline... its unquestionably the grecko roman wresting of our civilization, which was done in the nude.

bababui · 05-09-2009, 12:28 AM

He's firstrate ball handler who likes to take it to the hole.

hayesb26 · 05-09-2009, 02:59 PM

the "reach-around" foul in basketball

Déjà Bru · 05-09-2009, 06:30 PM

"Sumo Wrestling," even though it only sounds dirty after looking at pictures of it.

Dargone · 05-10-2009, 05:41 PM

I loled

fantom1979 · 05-13-2009, 06:18 AM

I've heard this one in basketball quite a bit:

"He's going to the bench for a blow"

09-25-2003, 06:49 PM	#21
billycola Minors (Double A) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: CA Posts: 171	South Carolina Game Cocks __________________ Bill Heckel Jr. NARBL-NL President/Pittsburgh Pirates (1977-90) 1985 NARBL Champs 1979, '83-84, '90 Wild Card 1981-82, '85-87 AL East Champs CIBA Houston Astros (1970-71) 1970 CIBA Champs CDL-AL Prez/Boston Red Sox (1969-01) 1973, '84, '00 AL Pennant 1971, '73, '76, '84-89, '98-00 AL East Champs NAHHBL-NL Prez/Chicago Cubs (1980-99) 1995 NL Pennant 1994-98 NL Central Champs UBL Boston Red Sox (1934-36) 1934-35 FL East Champs 1935 FL Pennant WLB Bogota Guerrillas (2014-15)

09-25-2003, 07:22 PM	#23
Carlton Hall Of Famer Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,765	switch hitter has always disturbed me __________________ "I am at that stage of my life where I keep myself out of arguments. I am 100% self sufficient spiritually, emotionally & financially. Even if you say 1+1=5, you are ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. Enjoy!"

09-25-2003, 09:51 PM	#24
Modern Relic All Star Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 1,266	...that pitch is low and outside and Mike Piazza now has two balls. __________________ American Folklore Baseball League (closed): Commissioner/GM - Mudville Nine (ruled!) Former member of Boys of Summer: GM - St. Louis Browns (doormats!) Former member of the OTBL: GM - Gashouse Gorillas (also ruled!) "People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." Rogers Hornsby

08-27-2004, 11:05 PM	#27
Bobbuttons Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Picturesque Mentor-on-the-Lake, Ohio Posts: 3,708	Fly ball to center. __________________ Frankenstein never scared me. Marsupials do....cause they're fast! Gibson swings, and a fly ball to deep right field! This is gonna be a home run! Unbelievable! A home run for Gibson! And the Dodgers have won the game, 5 to 4; I don't believe what I just saw! I don't believe what I just saw!

08-28-2004, 05:01 PM	#29
Falcon52 All Star Reserve Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 615	"there's a shot back up the middle" __________________ "D-FENCE! D-FENCE!"

09-25-2003, 07:21 PM	#22
tim_uwrf Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Field of Dreams Posts: 1,998	we are sending a probe to Uranus

08-27-2004, 09:28 PM	#26
andjbock Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Somerville, MA, USA Bats: Right Throws: Left Posts: 3,637	"He went deep into the hole" -Sean McDonough

08-28-2004, 04:07 PM	#28
sebastian0622 Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,465	Various things heard from coaches and players over the past few weeks: "I need you to cheat on that tight end a little bit." "Watch the crack block!" (common term, but always sounded a little dirty to me) "I used to be a tight end, but now I guess I'm a wide receiver." And we run a delay blitz with our outside linebackers called "Ears", so that leaves the most classic line of them all from our defensive coordinator, "You can't come on the ears too fast, but when you do, you have got to come hard!"

08-29-2004, 06:27 AM	#30
bagsangels Major Leagues Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 332	"looks like he broke his bat"

08-29-2004, 08:10 PM	#32
Bobbuttons Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Picturesque Mentor-on-the-Lake, Ohio Posts: 3,708	Right through the five hole. __________________ Frankenstein never scared me. Marsupials do....cause they're fast! Gibson swings, and a fly ball to deep right field! This is gonna be a home run! Unbelievable! A home run for Gibson! And the Dodgers have won the game, 5 to 4; I don't believe what I just saw! I don't believe what I just saw!

08-30-2004, 12:40 AM	#33
This Is Not Here Major Leagues Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 328	"He's got a very powerful stroke..." "He really whacked that..." "Gretzky is the best when he's working from behind..." "Cabrera deep in the hole..." "From his knees..." "He fisted that one..." (on a balk) "he went to his mouth..." (on an error) "what a boner!" __________________

08-30-2004, 12:43 AM	#34
This Is Not Here Major Leagues Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 328	I play slow pitch softball on a team with two of my brothers. My brother Todd never played a whole lot of baseball growing up but has turned into a pretty good softball player in his first year so far. Anyways, during one of our first practices for this year, we were out shagging fly balls ("shagging", another dirty one) and he made the comment, "Take everything that you hear out here and pretend its a sexual comment." Needless to say, the rest of the practice we were laughing pretty good like 13-year old kids watching the Man Show. __________________

05-08-2009, 11:38 PM	#35
targetthyself Minors (Rookie Ball) Join Date: May 2007 Location: Limerick,ME Posts: 26	any football term you can think of involving the oline... its unquestionably the grecko roman wresting of our civilization, which was done in the nude.

05-09-2009, 02:59 PM	#37
hayesb26 Minors (Triple A) Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 267	the "reach-around" foul in basketball

05-09-2009, 06:30 PM	#38
Déjà Bru Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Long Island Posts: 11,742	"Sumo Wrestling," even though it only sounds dirty after looking at pictures of it. Attached Images __________________ - Bru

09-25-2003, 09:54 PM	#25
Yyzlin Guest Posts: n/a	Puck.

05-10-2009, 05:41 PM	#39
Dargone Hall Of Famer Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Interwebs Posts: 2,862	I loled __________________ I was never one to patiently pick up broken fragments and glue them together again and tell myself that the mended whole was as good as new. What is broken is broken -- and I'd rather remember it as it was at its best than mend it and see the broken places as long as I lived.-Margaret Mitchell

05-13-2009, 06:18 AM	#40
fantom1979 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Detroit, MI Posts: 3,498	I've heard this one in basketball quite a bit: "He's going to the bench for a blow" __________________