Star closer beat up by girlfriend???

aroslv · 03-25-2007, 08:49 PM

I just lost my best reliever in the offseason!!

Thursday, December 7th, 2017: Off-Field Accident Sidelines Fuentes
The Las Vegas Outlaws told reporters this morning that Martín Fuentes has a fractured skull and will be unable to play for 10-11 months while the injury heals. He suffered the injury when his girlfriend beat him up.

"It was an unfortunate accident," said the Outlaws public relations director, "Hopefully Martín will soon be back with the club."

Fuentes has appeared in 764 games during his career, saving 86 of them. His record is 88-42, and he has struck out 732 in 947.2 innings while putting up a 3.12 ERA.

KCRoyalsFan · 03-25-2007, 08:50 PM

dang, what a pansy. His gf must have hit him with a bat or something.

KySteveH · 03-25-2007, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by KCRoyalsFan

dang, what a pansy. His gf must have hit him with a bat or something.

Somewhere, Chuck Finley is smiling.

Bobbuttons · 03-25-2007, 11:19 PM

Hmm, is that more honorable than a guy in my historical replay breaking his ribs in the off-season attempting to give somebody a high five?

coolpapoose · 03-25-2007, 11:33 PM

My star second baseman fell off a roof.

sofla97 · 03-25-2007, 11:37 PM

Gary Sheffield was attacked by a shark

lewis31lewis52 · 03-25-2007, 11:47 PM

My second baseman got run over by his son on a bike.

hydrostar · 03-25-2007, 11:48 PM

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Gary Sheffield was attacked by a shark

My dreams have come true!

KCRoyalsFan · 03-26-2007, 12:11 AM

In my historical sim Roberto Clemente had a career ending injury....blurred vision.

I don't know if the poor guy got hit in the eyes or what.

JHruska · 03-26-2007, 12:32 AM

It was an unfortunate accident???

Bigpapa42 · 03-26-2007, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by JHruska

It was an unfortunate accident???

I was wondering about that, too. An "unfortunate accident" that she beat him down or that he couldn't defend himself?

JHruska · 03-26-2007, 01:01 AM

An unfortunate genetic accident that gave him lousy taste in women.

The Wolf · 03-26-2007, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by sofla97

Gary Sheffield was attacked by a shark

Did the shark survive?

Bobbuttons · 03-26-2007, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by sofla97

Gary Sheffield was attacked by a shark

This is why you don't get on Greg Norman's bad side.

Bishop · 03-26-2007, 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by KySteveH

Somewhere, Chuck Finley is smiling.

This was my first thought

nsorens · 03-26-2007, 07:23 AM

I had a guy who fractured his skull going nuts after being asked the same questions over and over by reporters. I wanted to fine him.

Gastric ReFlux · 03-26-2007, 07:27 AM

Floyd Youmans got attacked by a shark in 1988 in my replay.

ctorg · 03-26-2007, 08:15 AM

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Floyd Youmans got attacked by a shark in 1988 in my replay.

Was he pitching at the time? It would be cool to have a shark attack as an in-game injury.

Gastric ReFlux · 03-26-2007, 10:23 AM

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Was he pitching at the time? It would be cool to have a shark attack as an in-game injury.

Shark attacks don't happen in-game.

Teams are pretty cold when players suffer a CEI, though. Roger Clemens tore his bicep tendon and bam, next day he was gone.

Assos · 03-26-2007, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Gastric ReFlux

Floyd Youmans got attacked by a shark in 1988 in my replay.

Shark or had a snow drift fall on him?

03-25-2007, 08:49 PM	#1
aroslv Bat Boy Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 17	Star closer beat up by girlfriend??? I just lost my best reliever in the offseason!! Thursday, December 7th, 2017: Off-Field Accident Sidelines Fuentes The Las Vegas Outlaws told reporters this morning that Martín Fuentes has a fractured skull and will be unable to play for 10-11 months while the injury heals. He suffered the injury when his girlfriend beat him up. "It was an unfortunate accident," said the Outlaws public relations director, "Hopefully Martín will soon be back with the club." Fuentes has appeared in 764 games during his career, saving 86 of them. His record is 88-42, and he has struck out 732 in 947.2 innings while putting up a 3.12 ERA.

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Bobbuttons Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Picturesque Mentor-on-the-Lake, Ohio Posts: 3,708	Hmm, is that more honorable than a guy in my historical replay breaking his ribs in the off-season attempting to give somebody a high five? __________________ Frankenstein never scared me. Marsupials do....cause they're fast! Gibson swings, and a fly ball to deep right field! This is gonna be a home run! Unbelievable! A home run for Gibson! And the Dodgers have won the game, 5 to 4; I don't believe what I just saw! I don't believe what I just saw!

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lewis31lewis52 All Star Reserve Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Central Michigan University Posts: 580	My second baseman got run over by his son on a bike. __________________

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KCRoyalsFan All Star Reserve Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 599	dang, what a pansy. His gf must have hit him with a bat or something.

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coolpapoose Bat Boy Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2	My star second baseman fell off a roof.

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sofla97 Minors (Double A) Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 166	Gary Sheffield was attacked by a shark

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KCRoyalsFan All Star Reserve Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 599	In my historical sim Roberto Clemente had a career ending injury....blurred vision. I don't know if the poor guy got hit in the eyes or what.

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JHruska Minors (Double A) Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: TN Posts: 133	It was an unfortunate accident???

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JHruska Minors (Double A) Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: TN Posts: 133	An unfortunate genetic accident that gave him lousy taste in women.

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nsorens Minors (Rookie Ball) Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 30	I had a guy who fractured his skull going nuts after being asked the same questions over and over by reporters. I wanted to fine him.

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Gastric ReFlux Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Member #3409 Posts: 8,350	Floyd Youmans got attacked by a shark in 1988 in my replay.