Omnibus Jianoran Dynasty Thread - Page 2

kenyan_cheena · 11-08-2006, 05:47 PM

I know it appears that english is not his first language, but this guy's posts are just becoming more bizarre.

eriqjaffe · 11-08-2006, 05:56 PM

I'm waiting for mc(g)sports/mgom27 to start a dynasty thread. That oughta be some good readin'!

TwinsFan86 · 11-09-2006, 01:18 AM

Maybe he just has OOTP ADD and constantly just keeps starting leagues and not playing them.

jianoran · 11-09-2006, 07:17 PM

Standings

PHP Code:


			
American League 
 
Eastern
 
Baltimore* 99-63
Cleveland 86-76
Washington 86-76
Boston 81-81
New York (A) 68-94
Detroit 51-111
 
Western
 
Milwaukee* 104-58
Kansas City 92-70
Oakland 90-72
Minnesota 84-78
Chicago (A) 67-95
California 64-98
 
National
 
Eastern
 
Philadelphia* 107-55
St. Louis 92-70
New York (N) 85-77
Pittsburgh 82-80
Chicago (N) 62-100
Montreal 61-101
 
Western
 
Los Angeles* 93-69
Houston 89-73
San Francisco 87-75
San Diego 80-82
Cincinnati 76-86
Atlanta 54-104

Playoffs

ALCS: Baltimore def. Milwaukee 3 games to 2
NLCS: Philadelphia def. Los Angeles 3 games to 0
World Series: Baltimore def. Philadelphia 4 games to 0

MVP: Frank Robinson (BAL)

Offseason Reports shortly.

kenyan_cheena · 11-09-2006, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jianoran

Standings

PHP Code:


			
American League 

 

Eastern

 

Baltimore* 99-63

Cleveland 86-76

Washington 86-76

Boston 81-81

New York (A) 68-94

Detroit 51-111

 

Western

 

Milwaukee* 104-58

Kansas City 92-70

Oakland 90-72

Minnesota 84-78

Chicago (A) 67-95

California 64-98

 

National

 

Eastern

 

Philadelphia* 107-55

St. Louis 92-70

New York (N) 85-77

Pittsburgh 82-80

Chicago (N) 62-100

Montreal 61-101

 

Western

 

Los Angeles* 93-69

Houston 89-73

San Francisco 87-75

San Diego 80-82

Cincinnati 76-86

Atlanta 54-104

Playoffs

ALCS: Baltimore def. Milwaukee 3 games to 2
NLCS: Philadelphia def. Los Angeles 3 games to 0
World Series: Baltimore def. Philadelphia 4 games to 0

MVP: Frank Robinson (BAL)

Offseason Reports shortly.

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jianoran · 11-09-2006, 08:55 PM

Awards for the 1971 Season

MVP Award
AL: Dusty Lane (BAL) .294/.353/.667, 60 HR, 125 RBI, 77.4 VORP
NL: Frankie Mercado (PHI) .341/.420/.555, 29 HR, 90 RBI, 82.2 VORP

Cy Young Award
AL: Harry Hoffman (BAL) 21-6, 2.31 ERA, 307.1 IP, 421 K, 85.1 VORP
NL: Joe Cardinan (HOU) 28-7, 2.23 ERA, 322.1 IP, 303 K, 90.5 VORP

Rookie of the Year Award
AL: Dale Speight (OAK) .284/.353/.473, 27 HR, 87 RBI, 33.7 VORP
NL: Freddy Daniels (SD) .328/.380/.496, 19 HR, 92 RBI, 53.6 VORP

Gold Glove Winners

American League

P: Steve Kline (NYY)
C: Ed Herrman (CHW)
1B: Tommy Allen (MIN)
2B: Ivor Smith (CAL)
SS: Dickie Rochie (NYY)
3B: Ken McMullen (CAL)
LF: Jose Camacho (KC)
CF: Bobby Murcer (NYY)
RF: Tony Oliva (MIN)

National League

P: Ernie McAnally (MON)
C: Bo Shepard (STL)
1B: Robert Turnbull (HOU)
2B: Alano Soto (ATL)
SS: Sonny Jackson (ATL) Next Year he will join the Las Vegas Aces in the CBL
3B: Darrell Evans (ATL)
LF: Troy Dameron (SF)
CF: Asa Booker (CIN)
RF: Fred Reed (SD)

Expansion Draft on Next Post.

jianoran · 11-09-2006, 09:47 PM

On Febuary 9, 1972 an Expansion Draft for the Atlanta Seminoles and the New Orleans Cyclone will Happen after 75 players who have be signed the rest will need 30 players for their team for Expansion, Picks will be alternated, divided into 3 rounds

Round 1

1. Atlanta - Willie Horton (LF), PIT
2. New Orleans - Phil Hennigan (CL), SF
3. Atlanta - Tom Jayne (1B), LV
4. New Orleans - Chuck Dobson (SP), DET
5. Atlanta - Russell Henry (RF), HOU [MLB]
6. New Orleans - Dondre Mulder (CF), OAK
7. Atlanta - Jerrold Mata (3B), LA
8. New Orleans - Pepper Robbins (RF), CHI
9. Atlanta - Henry Elsa (C), NY
10. New Orleans - Jon Wade (SP), PHI

Round 2

1. New Orleans - Jose Camacho (LF), KC [MLB]
2. Atlanta - Rick Corke (LF), LA
3. New Orleans - Tom Glenn (SP), DAL [MLB]
4. Atlanta - Howard Cole (3B), SD
5. New Orleans - Ted Kubiak (2B), CHI
6. Atlanta - Brent Sharp (SP), PHI
7. New Orleans - Michael Little (RP), CLE
8. Atlanta - Elton Hernandez (RP), SF
9. New Orleans - Boots Day (CF), MON [MLB]
10. Atlanta - Diego Segui (RP), OAK [MLB]

Round 3

1. Atlanta - George Corral (SP), LV
2. New Orleans - Steve Dunning (SP), PHI
3. Atlanta - Mike Nagy (SP), SF
4. New Orleans - Miguel Nunez (LF), BOS [MLB]
5. Atlanta - Rex Paramore (RP), CHI
6. New Orleans - Pedro Ramirez (SP), OAK [MLB]
7. Atlanta - Davey Johnson (1B), DET
8. New Orleans - Rex Lazpita (1B), OAK
9. Atlanta - Hollis Light (SS), DET [MLB]
10. New Orleans - Danny Santiago (SP), NY

And the Expansion Draft is over., more to come.

jianoran · 11-10-2006, 01:00 AM

So would you like to sign up to play with the MLB or the CBL?, Sign it up,

FIRST NAME
LAST NAME
BIRTHDATE (minimum)
DOD
PLACE OF ORIGIN
HS or COLLEGE
PREFERRED POSITION
ALTERNATE POSITION
SPECIALTY 1
SPECIALTY 2
---OPTIONAL---
NICKNAME* (Optional)
HEIGHT
WEIGHT
NUMBER
BATS (R/L/S)
THROWS (R/L)

Sign up here, good luck!

kreitena · 11-10-2006, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jianoran

Awards for the 1971 Season

MVP Award
AL: Dusty Lane (BAL) .294/.353/.667, 60 HR, 125 RBI, 77.4 VORP
NL: Frankie Mercado (PHI) .341/.420/.555, 29 HR, 90 RBI, 82.2 VORP

Cy Young Award
AL: Harry Hoffman (BAL) 21-6, 2.31 ERA, 307.1 IP, 421 K, 85.1 VORP
NL: Joe Cardinan (HOU) 28-7, 2.23 ERA, 322.1 IP, 303 K, 90.5 VORP

Rookie of the Year Award
AL: Dale Speight (OAK) .284/.353/.473, 27 HR, 87 RBI, 33.7 VORP
NL: Freddy Daniels (SD) .328/.380/.496, 19 HR, 92 RBI, 53.6 VORP

Gold Glove Winners

American League

P: Steve Kline (NYY)
C: Ed Herrman (CHW)
1B: Tommy Allen (MIN)
2B: Ivor Smith (CAL)
SS: Dickie Rochie (NYY)
3B: Ken McMullen (CAL)
LF: Jose Camacho (KC)
CF: Bobby Murcer (NYY)
RF: Tony Oliva (MIN)

National League

P: Ernie McAnally (MON)
C: Bo Shepard (STL)
1B: Robert Turnbull (HOU)
2B: Alano Soto (ATL)
SS: Sonny Jackson (ATL) Next Year he will join the Las Vegas Aces in the CBL
3B: Darrell Evans (ATL)
LF: Troy Dameron (SF)
CF: Asa Booker (CIN)
RF: Fred Reed (SD)

Expansion Draft on Next Post.

These look a lot like TWB players. What gives?

DamnYankees · 11-10-2006, 01:14 AM

Seriously, what is this?

kreitena · 11-10-2006, 01:21 AM

How did Mack Alford do?

DamnYankees · 11-10-2006, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kreitena

How did Mack Alford do?

lol

kenyan_cheena · 11-10-2006, 04:01 AM

I am confused because that first post had a list of four three team divisions (which is bizarre enough), but now he's telling us what happened during the MLB season.

???

kenyan_cheena · 11-10-2006, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jianoran

So would you like to sign up to play with the MLB or the CBL?, Sign it up,

FIRST NAME
LAST NAME
BIRTHDATE (minimum)
DOD
PLACE OF ORIGIN
HS or COLLEGE
PREFERRED POSITION
ALTERNATE POSITION
SPECIALTY 1
SPECIALTY 2
---OPTIONAL---
NICKNAME* (Optional)
HEIGHT
WEIGHT
NUMBER
BATS (R/L/S)
THROWS (R/L)

Sign up here, good luck!

Date of death???
Date of debut???

darkenigma510 · 11-10-2006, 06:38 AM

I wonder how this would have ended....

Vris · 11-10-2006, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenyan_cheena

I am confused because that first post had a list of four three team divisions (which is bizarre enough), but now he's telling us what happened during the MLB season.

???

I'm more confused because the roster set he is using is actually an online league that has been on hiatus for sometime now.

Vris · 11-10-2006, 07:59 AM

Date of death. I'm pretty sure this is copied and pasted from the TWB ancestor signups. In fact, I'm certain it is. Notice how he doesn't explain what "SPECIALTY" means.

jeheinz72 · 11-10-2006, 08:38 AM

That's pretty messed up to take someone's online league and make it a dynasty, without permission (assumedly).

Find your own faked named players man.

ctorg · 11-10-2006, 09:17 AM

How did Babe Ruth do?

ctorg · 11-10-2006, 09:21 AM

FIRST NAME: Almanzocar
LAST NAME: Philistine
BIRTHDATE (minimum): 1/2/2000
DOD: 1/3/2000
PLACE OF ORIGIN: A Ship on the Atlantic Ocean
HS or COLLEGE: None
PREFERRED POSITION: 3B
ALTERNATE POSITION: C
SPECIALTY 1: Getting hit by pitches
SPECIALTY 2: Carpentry
---OPTIONAL---
NICKNAME*: The Wooden Pony
HEIGHT: 8'3"
WEIGHT: 125
NUMBER: 1
BATS (R/L/S): S
THROWS (R/L): L

11-08-2006, 05:56 PM	#22
eriqjaffe Hall Of Famer Join Date: May 2003 Location: Under The Christmas Fish Posts: 7,767	I'm waiting for mc(g)sports/mgom27 to start a dynasty thread. That oughta be some good readin'! __________________

11-09-2006, 01:18 AM	#23
TwinsFan86 Minors (Triple A) Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Auburn Hills, MI Posts: 277	Maybe he just has OOTP ADD and constantly just keeps starting leagues and not playing them. __________________

11-09-2006, 07:17 PM	#24
jianoran Minors (Double A) Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 165	A Recap of the 1971 Season Standings PHP Code: American League Eastern Baltimore* 99-63 Cleveland 86-76 Washington 86-76 Boston 81-81 New York (A) 68-94 Detroit 51-111 Western Milwaukee* 104-58 Kansas City 92-70 Oakland 90-72 Minnesota 84-78 Chicago (A) 67-95 California 64-98 National Eastern Philadelphia* 107-55 St. Louis 92-70 New York (N) 85-77 Pittsburgh 82-80 Chicago (N) 62-100 Montreal 61-101 Western Los Angeles* 93-69 Houston 89-73 San Francisco 87-75 San Diego 80-82 Cincinnati 76-86 Atlanta 54-104 Playoffs ALCS: Baltimore def. Milwaukee 3 games to 2 NLCS: Philadelphia def. Los Angeles 3 games to 0 World Series: Baltimore def. Philadelphia 4 games to 0 MVP: Frank Robinson (BAL) Offseason Reports shortly.

11-10-2006, 01:00 AM	#28
jianoran Minors (Double A) Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 165	The MLB and the CBL (Sign-Ups) So would you like to sign up to play with the MLB or the CBL?, Sign it up, FIRST NAME LAST NAME BIRTHDATE (minimum) DOD PLACE OF ORIGIN HS or COLLEGE PREFERRED POSITION ALTERNATE POSITION SPECIALTY 1 SPECIALTY 2 ---OPTIONAL--- NICKNAME* (Optional) HEIGHT WEIGHT NUMBER BATS (R/L/S) THROWS (R/L) Sign up here, good luck!

11-10-2006, 01:21 AM	#31
kreitena Major Leagues Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 302	How did Mack Alford do? __________________ PBRL - Chicago Cubs TWB - Los Angeles Dodgers

11-08-2006, 05:47 PM	#21
kenyan_cheena Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia Posts: 9,037	I know it appears that english is not his first language, but this guy's posts are just becoming more bizarre.

11-09-2006, 08:55 PM	#26
jianoran Minors (Double A) Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 165	Awards for the 1971 Season MVP Award AL: Dusty Lane (BAL) .294/.353/.667, 60 HR, 125 RBI, 77.4 VORP NL: Frankie Mercado (PHI) .341/.420/.555, 29 HR, 90 RBI, 82.2 VORP Cy Young Award AL: Harry Hoffman (BAL) 21-6, 2.31 ERA, 307.1 IP, 421 K, 85.1 VORP NL: Joe Cardinan (HOU) 28-7, 2.23 ERA, 322.1 IP, 303 K, 90.5 VORP Rookie of the Year Award AL: Dale Speight (OAK) .284/.353/.473, 27 HR, 87 RBI, 33.7 VORP NL: Freddy Daniels (SD) .328/.380/.496, 19 HR, 92 RBI, 53.6 VORP Gold Glove Winners American League P: Steve Kline (NYY) C: Ed Herrman (CHW) 1B: Tommy Allen (MIN) 2B: Ivor Smith (CAL) SS: Dickie Rochie (NYY) 3B: Ken McMullen (CAL) LF: Jose Camacho (KC) CF: Bobby Murcer (NYY) RF: Tony Oliva (MIN) National League P: Ernie McAnally (MON) C: Bo Shepard (STL) 1B: Robert Turnbull (HOU) 2B: Alano Soto (ATL) SS: Sonny Jackson (ATL) Next Year he will join the Las Vegas Aces in the CBL 3B: Darrell Evans (ATL) LF: Troy Dameron (SF) CF: Asa Booker (CIN) RF: Fred Reed (SD) Expansion Draft on Next Post.

11-09-2006, 09:47 PM	#27
jianoran Minors (Double A) Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 165	On Febuary 9, 1972 an Expansion Draft for the Atlanta Seminoles and the New Orleans Cyclone will Happen after 75 players who have be signed the rest will need 30 players for their team for Expansion, Picks will be alternated, divided into 3 rounds Round 1 1. Atlanta - Willie Horton (LF), PIT 2. New Orleans - Phil Hennigan (CL), SF 3. Atlanta - Tom Jayne (1B), LV 4. New Orleans - Chuck Dobson (SP), DET 5. Atlanta - Russell Henry (RF), HOU [MLB] 6. New Orleans - Dondre Mulder (CF), OAK 7. Atlanta - Jerrold Mata (3B), LA 8. New Orleans - Pepper Robbins (RF), CHI 9. Atlanta - Henry Elsa (C), NY 10. New Orleans - Jon Wade (SP), PHI Round 2 1. New Orleans - Jose Camacho (LF), KC [MLB] 2. Atlanta - Rick Corke (LF), LA 3. New Orleans - Tom Glenn (SP), DAL [MLB] 4. Atlanta - Howard Cole (3B), SD 5. New Orleans - Ted Kubiak (2B), CHI 6. Atlanta - Brent Sharp (SP), PHI 7. New Orleans - Michael Little (RP), CLE 8. Atlanta - Elton Hernandez (RP), SF 9. New Orleans - Boots Day (CF), MON [MLB] 10. Atlanta - Diego Segui (RP), OAK [MLB] Round 3 1. Atlanta - George Corral (SP), LV 2. New Orleans - Steve Dunning (SP), PHI 3. Atlanta - Mike Nagy (SP), SF 4. New Orleans - Miguel Nunez (LF), BOS [MLB] 5. Atlanta - Rex Paramore (RP), CHI 6. New Orleans - Pedro Ramirez (SP), OAK [MLB] 7. Atlanta - Davey Johnson (1B), DET 8. New Orleans - Rex Lazpita (1B), OAK 9. Atlanta - Hollis Light (SS), DET [MLB] 10. New Orleans - Danny Santiago (SP), NY And the Expansion Draft is over., more to come.

11-10-2006, 01:14 AM	#30
DamnYankees All Star Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,644	Seriously, what is this?

11-10-2006, 04:01 AM	#33
kenyan_cheena Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia Posts: 9,037	I am confused because that first post had a list of four three team divisions (which is bizarre enough), but now he's telling us what happened during the MLB season. ???

11-10-2006, 06:38 AM	#35
darkenigma510 All Star Starter Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Wild West Posts: 1,353	I wonder how this would have ended....

11-10-2006, 07:59 AM	#37
Vris Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: somewhere where I don't know where I am Posts: 3,251	Date of death. I'm pretty sure this is copied and pasted from the TWB ancestor signups. In fact, I'm certain it is. Notice how he doesn't explain what "SPECIALTY" means. __________________ None Blog it.

11-10-2006, 08:38 AM	#38
jeheinz72 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Fresno, CA Posts: 2,164	That's pretty messed up to take someone's online league and make it a dynasty, without permission (assumedly). Find your own faked named players man. __________________ Join The Dugout!

11-10-2006, 09:17 AM	#39
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11-10-2006, 09:21 AM	#40
ctorg Global Moderator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Queens, NY Posts: 9,848	FIRST NAME: Almanzocar LAST NAME: Philistine BIRTHDATE (minimum): 1/2/2000 DOD: 1/3/2000 PLACE OF ORIGIN: A Ship on the Atlantic Ocean HS or COLLEGE: None PREFERRED POSITION: 3B ALTERNATE POSITION: C SPECIALTY 1: Getting hit by pitches SPECIALTY 2: Carpentry ---OPTIONAL--- NICKNAME*: The Wooden Pony HEIGHT: 8'3" WEIGHT: 125 NUMBER: 1 BATS (R/L/S): S THROWS (R/L): L __________________ My music "When the trees blow back and forth, that's what makes the wind." - Steven Wright Fjord emena pancreas thorax fornicate marmalade morpheme proteolysis smaxa cabana offal srue vitriol grope hallelujah lentils