Fantastische Ziege-Rückstände!

crackpott · 10-04-2002, 08:56 PM

Dieses ist eine Anzeige zu allen meinen "homies" heraus in Deutschland. Ich sagte gerade, daß, weil ich denke, es lustig ist, eine Zeichenkette der deutschen Wörter mit der zu sehen innen dort geworfen, ich hoffe es zweifellos erhalte nicht übersetzt. Sowieso sucht das FBBL (http://members.rogers.com/crackpott) einige engagierte Inhaber. Wenn Sie sich genug interessierten, um dieses zu übersetzen, ist der ein guter erster Schritt. Verschicken Sie mich an crackpott@rogers.com oder schicken Sie mir ANSTREBEN BJGM. Danke, Phil

(damn, altavista is useless... I might as well write a real message.)

Anyway, there is one team left in the notorious FBBL. To get this team, there are numerous ways to go about accomplishing said goal...

a) Submit a simple application to me. The more detailed it is, the more likely you'll get a team. You being on AIM helps a lot. This is the least desirable method, as it requires no creativity
b) Submit a redhead to me. The more busty she is, the more likely you'll get a team. Being red all over helps a lot.
c) Write a poem or song about the FBBL and its infinite coolness. Or about hating the Yankees. Either way you'll draw my attention.
d) Find me 50 different fake nudes of Laura Prepon within a 24 hour period.
e) Sacrifice three virgins to appease me.
f) Sacrifice George W. Bush to appease me more.
g) lend me your girlfriend for a week.

As you can see, there are numerous different ways to get into the league. Hell, think of something creative. The more effort you put into it, the more likely you'll get the major league team instead of a college one, and the more fun the league can be.

In case you just ignored the German, the league is at http://members.rogers.com/crackpott and you can e-mail me at crackpott@rogers.com. Leave your AIM name. That's usually how I'll get back to you.

Until then, may god have mercy on your soul.

crackpott · 10-04-2002, 09:31 PM

...oh, and if you're wondering why I have Ariel up there instead of a normal redhead the offseason will be my "tribute to cartoon babes I want to nail"

...lets leave it at that.

darkhorse · 10-05-2002, 04:35 AM

Two you might enjoy, though an obsessed fan may have already seen them.

Laura__Sultry

Laura__Modeling in Italy

crackpott · 10-05-2002, 04:56 PM

The second one is the most common fake believed to be real. Of course I've seen both though.

darkhorse · 10-05-2002, 05:30 PM

Is the second photo not Laura? Doctored?

Subby · 10-05-2002, 09:16 PM

The second one is Carrottop with a dab of relaxer in...

Long_Long_Name · 10-05-2002, 09:18 PM

The second one definitely is a fake.

I'm still waiting fpr what crackpott will come up with next time to promote his league... though he should promote agents positions more

crackpott · 10-06-2002, 12:31 AM

I'll find the actual image sometime tomorrow.

I dunno... I'm starting to give up recruiting on OOTP. I rarely seem to get anyone good anymore.

crackpott · 10-06-2002, 01:43 AM

http://www.homunculus.com/profane/re...prepon0091.jpg

something from the actual modeling shoot...

10-04-2002, 08:56 PM	#1
crackpott Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,961	Fantastische Ziege-Rückstände! Dieses ist eine Anzeige zu allen meinen "homies" heraus in Deutschland. Ich sagte gerade, daß, weil ich denke, es lustig ist, eine Zeichenkette der deutschen Wörter mit der zu sehen innen dort geworfen, ich hoffe es zweifellos erhalte nicht übersetzt. Sowieso sucht das FBBL (http://members.rogers.com/crackpott) einige engagierte Inhaber. Wenn Sie sich genug interessierten, um dieses zu übersetzen, ist der ein guter erster Schritt. Verschicken Sie mich an crackpott@rogers.com oder schicken Sie mir ANSTREBEN BJGM. Danke, Phil (damn, altavista is useless... I might as well write a real message.) Anyway, there is one team left in the notorious FBBL. To get this team, there are numerous ways to go about accomplishing said goal... a) Submit a simple application to me. The more detailed it is, the more likely you'll get a team. You being on AIM helps a lot. This is the least desirable method, as it requires no creativity b) Submit a redhead to me. The more busty she is, the more likely you'll get a team. Being red all over helps a lot. c) Write a poem or song about the FBBL and its infinite coolness. Or about hating the Yankees. Either way you'll draw my attention. d) Find me 50 different fake nudes of Laura Prepon within a 24 hour period. e) Sacrifice three virgins to appease me. f) Sacrifice George W. Bush to appease me more. g) lend me your girlfriend for a week. As you can see, there are numerous different ways to get into the league. Hell, think of something creative. The more effort you put into it, the more likely you'll get the major league team instead of a college one, and the more fun the league can be. In case you just ignored the German, the league is at http://members.rogers.com/crackpott and you can e-mail me at crackpott@rogers.com. Leave your AIM name. That's usually how I'll get back to you. Until then, may god have mercy on your soul. __________________ Abandoned Planet - Check it out. The photos don't suck anymore.

10-04-2002, 09:31 PM	#2
crackpott Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,961	...oh, and if you're wondering why I have Ariel up there instead of a normal redhead the offseason will be my "tribute to cartoon babes I want to nail" ...lets leave it at that. __________________ Abandoned Planet - Check it out. The photos don't suck anymore.

10-05-2002, 04:35 AM	#3
darkhorse Hall Of Famer Join Date: May 2002 Location: fort worth, tx Posts: 10,850	Two you might enjoy, though an obsessed fan may have already seen them. Laura__Sultry Laura__Modeling in Italy __________________ "The Human Torch was denied a bank loan."

10-05-2002, 04:56 PM	#4
crackpott Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,961	The second one is the most common fake believed to be real. Of course I've seen both though. __________________ Abandoned Planet - Check it out. The photos don't suck anymore.

10-05-2002, 05:30 PM	#5
darkhorse Hall Of Famer Join Date: May 2002 Location: fort worth, tx Posts: 10,850	Is the second photo not Laura? Doctored? __________________ "The Human Torch was denied a bank loan."

10-05-2002, 09:16 PM	#6
Subby Major Leagues Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 375	The second one is Carrottop with a dab of relaxer in...

10-05-2002, 09:18 PM	#7
Long_Long_Name Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montréal Posts: 7,065	The second one definitely is a fake. I'm still waiting fpr what crackpott will come up with next time to promote his league... though he should promote agents positions more __________________ Beta Baseball. Join it!

10-06-2002, 12:31 AM	#8
crackpott Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,961	I'll find the actual image sometime tomorrow. I dunno... I'm starting to give up recruiting on OOTP. I rarely seem to get anyone good anymore. __________________ Abandoned Planet - Check it out. The photos don't suck anymore.

10-06-2002, 01:43 AM	#9
crackpott Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,961	http://www.homunculus.com/profane/re...prepon0091.jpg something from the actual modeling shoot... __________________ Abandoned Planet - Check it out. The photos don't suck anymore.