Yet another FBBL promotion that'll leave you scratching your head...

crackpott · 08-25-2002, 02:48 AM

Alright, I've tried to appeal to your sense of redheads, and your health before... so far I've gotten few good owners. They've all been dumbasses and I look to kick them out for not living up to FBBL standards. So here's what I've succumb to.

If I don't get enough people to join... the following will be my avatar.

I figure... may as well combine my two favourite celebrities into one, right? Well, if you want to save Laura, I suggest looking into my league (this is sad, Phil... resorting to blackmail...) Man, I'm going crazy... I'm typing my thoughts now.

Here's how things work. I give you a college team. If you don't suck as hard as Rob in Phoenix's son, you'll soon be promoted to a major league franchise.

Here's the way things work...
a) I own a team. It's good. If you've got a problem with that, don't join. I'll be screwed in a few years when the agents are demanding fat contracts out of my 100K guys... look back then.

b) The sims are at 3:30 every other day unless there is a jays game that prohibits me from posting it, or I'm getting laid. With the impending strike and my growing dissatisfaction with my sex slave for lack of better term, that shouldn't be all too often.

c) I don't like people who don't know how to capitalize letters. User names such as cRaCKpoTt frustrate me.

d) I don't like people who aren't online. If you want to be in the league, having no life is always a good thing.

e) I don't like people who are... well, stupid. The problem with this is the stupid ones are often the ones who think they're highly intelligent. They state that their IQ is 160, and proceed to incorrectly spell "cat" If they just had a feature on AIM where instead of just "accept message from _________?" It would add "WARNING: Stupidity abounds." things would be much simpler.

f) I don't like people who think they're in contention all the time. All that leads to is depleated minors.

g) Overall, I really don't like many people. There are two ways I would like you. If you kiss my ass, or if you're a hot redhead girl willing to go down on me. For the second to apply, you'd need to live within an hour of Toronto, so... inquire within. You don't need to be liked to be in the league, but multiple infractions of the above "piss off list" will result in quick termination.

h) There are 3 celebrities that I will not tolerate crap about. Laura Prepon, Donovan McNabb, and Billy Corgan. Angelica Bridges is rapidly coming close to joining the elite group.

i) Feel my wrath.

j) If you think the Offspring/Blink 182/Green Day/any of that crap where they know a max of three chords are any more than just "catchy" and think they actually have talent, for shame. You probably also thought the Jays were stupid for trading the heap of talent in Alex Gonzalez and Raul Mondesi.

k) If you haven't noticed, this has turned into a list of my beefs, so... well, I suppose the post can have two points. But then what forum does it go in?

l) \ is a backslash. Whenever I hear someone say "go to www dot something dot com backslash something else" I always say to them "I'd love to, but I'll get an error..." they never understand. Once again. / = slash. \ = backslash.

m) People who go to McDonalds to eat from the "lighter choices menu" It's there for if Rich Garces drags you along and you don't want fatty food. If you go just FOR that crap... you're one screwed up individual.

n) Construction. I wouldn't mind it if it didn't seem to be purposely there to **** with you. On the way back from a Jays game, the Gardiner was of course plugged. So the alternate route, Lakeshore also had construction. The third alternate? Guess what. Construction. Man, I hate the people who plan this... I'll just bike downtown on tuesday.

o) Equal rights activists who want more than equal rights. I'm all for women and minorities making as much as white men, but it pisses me off that if a black woman and myself go to a job interview if we have close to the same credentials, she will get the job. Racism is a problem, but does not this aggrivate it? Treating people equally is what needs to happen, and when things like this happen, you're still looking at race, which shouldn't be done.

p) People who pretend to know things that they don't know. At a jays game I heard "I don't like Corey Thurman. He's been up and down from Syracuse for 5 years now. He's nothing more than a AAAA player." Lovely, except he was the rule V draft pick from KC... dumbass.

q) Sizes of food/drinks. It pisses me off at like... for example Wendy's there is no "small." medium is "biggie" and large is "great biggie" come on... small, medium, large. Keep it simple.

r) Spam. I don't care if Lord of the Rings is available on DVD, or if I can watch hobos beat each other up, or what Cindy is willing to do on camera. If I cared, I'd search for it on my own time.

s) People who call you, and when you answer "Hello?" they say "Hello." whether they're a friend of yours or not. I think you know what I mean... the standard procedure is "Hello?" followed by "Hi, may I speak to ________?" That is what we're all comfortable with. Not "Hello?" "Hello." I mean... what do you say to that?

t) People who say a hot girl is "ugly." Everyone has their own tastes, but I think it's safe to say no one on Maxim or FHM can be considered "Ugly" A friend of mine seems to think everyone is ugly... I'm considering getting him a subscription to cosmo.

u) People who think they're psychiatrists. If I'm fuc<b></b>ked up in the head, so be it. But they're in no position to make that call and diagnose me as crazy. Am I crazy? sure. But only myself and someone with a doctorate in psychology can tell me that.

v) George Bush. The man is an idiot, and stupidity frustrates me.

w) People who buy bottled water. I buy it occasionally... but mainly because I'm thirsty where free water isn't easily available for drinking, or because i have nothing to drink that free water out of.

x) People who believe it's their constitutional right to own a gun. That is so outdated, it's beyond comprehension.

y) People who send chain letters. It doesn't matter how many people you send a message to, Microsoft will not be donating 5 cents for that e-mail to little Candice in Canada with Cancer.

z) People who can't type properly. If I want to express that I hate you, it is hate; Not h8. it takes less than a second to type the required letters to make you look smarter than some dumbass suburban white boy from Beverly Hills who wears his pants around his knees and pays over a hundred dollars for ecko **** to show you how "down with urban culture" he is.

Wow, that got off topic... anyway... join my league. TheFBBL. You can e-mail me at crackpott@rogers.com to express interest, or AIM me at BJGM.

(Sorry this wasn't as entertaining as most of my recruitment... it's 2:47 am. I'm tired.)

crackpott · 08-25-2002, 02:57 AM

god, whenever I look at that image it shocks me every damn time...

Killebrew · 08-25-2002, 03:07 AM

Haha - I used to think your league was really stupid, now I think it's really stupid and hilarious

. Good luck recruiting more GM's, and grat's on your leagues many unique features and steady 5+ sim seasons.

crackpott · 08-25-2002, 03:13 AM

wow... ringing endorsement... I guess.

"7 seasons of stupidity and still going strong!"

Rush22 · 08-25-2002, 11:37 AM

Specs · 08-25-2002, 11:48 AM

FBBL is the league endorsed by more Baseball Maelstrom East division non-playoff teams holding top ten draft picks for 2003 than any other. Perhaps joining could increase your chances for that league.

DaCubFan · 08-25-2002, 11:51 AM

Gotta say that Crackpott's posts are always a worthy read! Laugh my ass of every time!

Goody · 08-25-2002, 08:27 PM

I as well. There are few things I find more amusing than a man whom respects Billy Corgan.

crackpott · 08-25-2002, 08:59 PM

...well, I find people who don't know when to you use "who" and "whom" amusing... making you someone whom I find amusing.

Killebrew · 08-26-2002, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by crackpott
wow... ringing endorsement... I guess.

"7 seasons of stupidity and still going strong!"

Yup, thumbs up for sure from me. Now people, join up soon so crackpott can ditch that latest picture - my eyes have been soiled!

Goody · 08-26-2002, 10:14 AM

Haha, cheapshot. Damn, I coulda swore I had game.

crackpott · 08-28-2002, 03:02 PM

0 applicants... ouch. Looks like my avatar will be changing tonight.

Killebrew · 08-28-2002, 03:42 PM

No!!!

crackpott · 08-28-2002, 03:53 PM

don't blame me... I warned you.

Rush22 · 08-28-2002, 08:08 PM

LivnLegend · 08-28-2002, 08:13 PM

Yes change it!!!

EHFAR!!!

crackpott · 08-28-2002, 10:16 PM

bastards... look what you've gone and made me do.

Andy · 08-28-2002, 10:25 PM

i wood luv to be n ur league but i dont hav th time rite now

08-25-2002, 02:48 AM	#1
crackpott Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,961	Yet another FBBL promotion that'll leave you scratching your head... Alright, I've tried to appeal to your sense of redheads, and your health before... so far I've gotten few good owners. They've all been dumbasses and I look to kick them out for not living up to FBBL standards. So here's what I've succumb to. If I don't get enough people to join... the following will be my avatar. I figure... may as well combine my two favourite celebrities into one, right? Well, if you want to save Laura, I suggest looking into my league (this is sad, Phil... resorting to blackmail...) Man, I'm going crazy... I'm typing my thoughts now. Here's how things work. I give you a college team. If you don't suck as hard as Rob in Phoenix's son, you'll soon be promoted to a major league franchise. Here's the way things work... a) I own a team. It's good. If you've got a problem with that, don't join. I'll be screwed in a few years when the agents are demanding fat contracts out of my 100K guys... look back then. b) The sims are at 3:30 every other day unless there is a jays game that prohibits me from posting it, or I'm getting laid. With the impending strike and my growing dissatisfaction with my sex slave for lack of better term, that shouldn't be all too often. c) I don't like people who don't know how to capitalize letters. User names such as cRaCKpoTt frustrate me. d) I don't like people who aren't online. If you want to be in the league, having no life is always a good thing. e) I don't like people who are... well, stupid. The problem with this is the stupid ones are often the ones who think they're highly intelligent. They state that their IQ is 160, and proceed to incorrectly spell "cat" If they just had a feature on AIM where instead of just "accept message from _________?" It would add "WARNING: Stupidity abounds." things would be much simpler. f) I don't like people who think they're in contention all the time. All that leads to is depleated minors. g) Overall, I really don't like many people. There are two ways I would like you. If you kiss my ass, or if you're a hot redhead girl willing to go down on me. For the second to apply, you'd need to live within an hour of Toronto, so... inquire within. You don't need to be liked to be in the league, but multiple infractions of the above "piss off list" will result in quick termination. h) There are 3 celebrities that I will not tolerate crap about. Laura Prepon, Donovan McNabb, and Billy Corgan. Angelica Bridges is rapidly coming close to joining the elite group. i) Feel my wrath. j) If you think the Offspring/Blink 182/Green Day/any of that crap where they know a max of three chords are any more than just "catchy" and think they actually have talent, for shame. You probably also thought the Jays were stupid for trading the heap of talent in Alex Gonzalez and Raul Mondesi. k) If you haven't noticed, this has turned into a list of my beefs, so... well, I suppose the post can have two points. But then what forum does it go in? l) \ is a backslash. Whenever I hear someone say "go to www dot something dot com backslash something else" I always say to them "I'd love to, but I'll get an error..." they never understand. Once again. / = slash. \ = backslash. m) People who go to McDonalds to eat from the "lighter choices menu" It's there for if Rich Garces drags you along and you don't want fatty food. If you go just FOR that crap... you're one screwed up individual. n) Construction. I wouldn't mind it if it didn't seem to be purposely there to ** with you. On the way back from a Jays game, the Gardiner was of course plugged. So the alternate route, Lakeshore also had construction. The third alternate? Guess what. Construction. Man, I hate the people who plan this... I'll just bike downtown on tuesday. o) Equal rights activists who want more than equal rights. I'm all for women and minorities making as much as white men, but it pisses me off that if a black woman and myself go to a job interview if we have close to the same credentials, she will get the job. Racism is a problem, but does not this aggrivate it? Treating people equally is what needs to happen, and when things like this happen, you're still looking at race, which shouldn't be done. p) People who pretend to know things that they don't know. At a jays game I heard "I don't like Corey Thurman. He's been up and down from Syracuse for 5 years now. He's nothing more than a AAAA player." Lovely, except he was the rule V draft pick from KC... dumbass. q) Sizes of food/drinks. It pisses me off at like... for example Wendy's there is no "small." medium is "biggie" and large is "great biggie" come on... small, medium, large. Keep it simple. r) Spam. I don't care if Lord of the Rings is available on DVD, or if I can watch hobos beat each other up, or what Cindy is willing to do on camera. If I cared, I'd search for it on my own time. s) People who call you, and when you answer "Hello?" they say "Hello." whether they're a friend of yours or not. I think you know what I mean... the standard procedure is "Hello?" followed by "Hi, may I speak to ________?" That is what we're all comfortable with. Not "Hello?" "Hello." I mean... what do you say to that? t) People who say a hot girl is "ugly." Everyone has their own tastes, but I think it's safe to say no one on Maxim or FHM can be considered "Ugly" A friend of mine seems to think everyone is ugly... I'm considering getting him a subscription to cosmo. u) People who think they're psychiatrists. If I'm fuc<b></b>ked up in the head, so be it. But they're in no position to make that call and diagnose me as crazy. Am I crazy? sure. But only myself and someone with a doctorate in psychology can tell me that. v) George Bush. The man is an idiot, and stupidity frustrates me. w) People who buy bottled water. I buy it occasionally... but mainly because I'm thirsty where free water isn't easily available for drinking, or because i have nothing to drink that free water out of. x) People who believe it's their constitutional right to own a gun. That is so outdated, it's beyond comprehension. y) People who send chain letters. It doesn't matter how many people you send a message to, Microsoft will not be donating 5 cents for that e-mail to little Candice in Canada with Cancer. z) People who can't type properly. If I want to express that I hate you, it is hate; Not h8. it takes less than a second to type the required letters to make you look smarter than some dumbass suburban white boy from Beverly Hills who wears his pants around his knees and pays over a hundred dollars for ecko ** to show you how "down with urban culture" he is. Wow, that got off topic... anyway... join my league. TheFBBL. You can e-mail me at crackpott@rogers.com to express interest, or AIM me at BJGM. (Sorry this wasn't as entertaining as most of my recruitment... it's 2:47 am. I'm tired.) __________________ Abandoned Planet - Check it out. The photos don't suck anymore.

08-25-2002, 02:57 AM	#2
crackpott Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,961	god, whenever I look at that image it shocks me every damn time... __________________ Abandoned Planet - Check it out. The photos don't suck anymore.

08-25-2002, 03:07 AM	#3
Killebrew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 3,326	Haha - I used to think your league was really stupid, now I think it's really stupid and hilarious. Good luck recruiting more GM's, and grat's on your leagues many unique features and steady 5+ sim seasons.

08-25-2002, 03:13 AM	#4
crackpott Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,961	wow... ringing endorsement... I guess. "7 seasons of stupidity and still going strong!" __________________ Abandoned Planet - Check it out. The photos don't suck anymore.

08-25-2002, 11:37 AM	#5
Rush22 Minors (Triple A) Join Date: May 2002 Location: Dallas Posts: 234	__________________ ESPN Asks President Bush what he would do if baseball goes on strike. President Bush thinks long and hard and here was his answer, "I'd be really mad." Dallas, GMC, 90-72 Boston (NL), ABL, 38-24 New York (NL), WSBL , 0-0 Minnesota, iMLB , 0-0 Stay Tuned...

08-25-2002, 11:51 AM	#7
DaCubFan Minors (Triple A) Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 232	Gotta say that Crackpott's posts are always a worthy read! Laugh my ass of every time! __________________ Baseball... It's the only game!!

08-25-2002, 08:27 PM	#8
Goody Hall Of Famer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Korea Posts: 3,530	I as well. There are few things I find more amusing than a man whom respects Billy Corgan. __________________ In the past: Laseron Baseball Association creator. Present: I am Rezulm on PT and OOTP Discord. Future: I wish it was the past.

08-25-2002, 08:59 PM	#9
crackpott Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,961	...well, I find people who don't know when to you use "who" and "whom" amusing... making you someone whom I find amusing. __________________ Abandoned Planet - Check it out. The photos don't suck anymore.

08-26-2002, 10:14 AM	#11
Goody Hall Of Famer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Korea Posts: 3,530	Haha, cheapshot. Damn, I coulda swore I had game. __________________ In the past: Laseron Baseball Association creator. Present: I am Rezulm on PT and OOTP Discord. Future: I wish it was the past.

08-28-2002, 03:02 PM	#12
crackpott Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,961	0 applicants... ouch. Looks like my avatar will be changing tonight. __________________ Abandoned Planet - Check it out. The photos don't suck anymore.

08-28-2002, 03:42 PM	#13
Killebrew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 3,326	No!!!

08-28-2002, 03:53 PM	#14
crackpott Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,961	don't blame me... I warned you. __________________ Abandoned Planet - Check it out. The photos don't suck anymore.

08-28-2002, 08:08 PM	#15
Rush22 Minors (Triple A) Join Date: May 2002 Location: Dallas Posts: 234	__________________ ESPN Asks President Bush what he would do if baseball goes on strike. President Bush thinks long and hard and here was his answer, "I'd be really mad." Dallas, GMC, 90-72 Boston (NL), ABL, 38-24 New York (NL), WSBL , 0-0 Minnesota, iMLB , 0-0 Stay Tuned...

08-28-2002, 08:13 PM	#16
LivnLegend Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 100% pure adrenaline! Posts: 5,624	Yes change it!!! EHFAR!!! __________________ Excess ain't rebellion. You're drinking what they're selling.

08-28-2002, 10:16 PM	#17
crackpott Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,961	bastards... look what you've gone and made me do. __________________ Abandoned Planet - Check it out. The photos don't suck anymore.

08-28-2002, 10:25 PM	#18
Andy Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Dayton, OH Posts: 2,263	i wood luv to be n ur league but i dont hav th time rite now