NEW REAL ROSTERS LEAGUE HAS 3 OPENINGS - Page 6

devaneyfan · 06-21-2002, 02:57 PM

This HM clown will probably be looking for new friends to play with. Any commish who wishes to prevent or identify a HM presence on their league's message board can email me for the tell tale signs of an infestation.

Of course you may want an ultradedicated owner who suffers from bouts of megalomania and schizophrenia in which case I highly recommend him.

nix · 06-21-2002, 03:28 PM

HEY WHAT'S UP WITH THIS HM GUY? I'VE HEARD SOME PRETTY BAD STUFF ABOUT HIM AND ALSO SAW SOME POST THAT PRETTY MUCH KILLED THE GUY! DAMN YOU GUYS SLAMMED HIM PRETTY BAD . READING HIS REPLIES ON THE RWL LEAGUE, ALMOST MADE ME CRY, TEARS WAS ABOUT TO COME OUT MY EYES. MAYBE YOU GUYS BEEN TO HARSH ON HIM MAN. EVERYONE DESERVE ANOTHER CHANCE TO GET RESPECT BACK AFTERALL.
I DON'T KNOW THE GUY ANDDONT KNOW IF HE'S REALLY GUILTY OR NOT BUT I CANT STOP FEELING SORRY FOR HIM. HE'S CRYING TO BELONG AGAIN.

Draft Dodger · 06-21-2002, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by nix
HEY WHAT'S UP WITH THIS HM GUY? I'VE HEARD SOME PRETTY BAD STUFF ABOUT HIM AND ALSO SAW SOME POST THAT PRETTY MUCH KILLED THE GUY! DAMN YOU GUYS SLAMMED HIM PRETTY BAD . READING HIS REPLIES ON THE RWL LEAGUE, ALMOST MADE ME CRY, TEARS WAS ABOUT TO COME OUT MY EYES. MAYBE YOU GUYS BEEN TO HARSH ON HIM MAN. EVERYONE DESERVE ANOTHER CHANCE TO GET RESPECT BACK AFTERALL.
I DON'T KNOW THE GUY ANDDONT KNOW IF HE'S REALLY GUILTY OR NOT BUT I CANT STOP FEELING SORRY FOR HIM. HE'S CRYING TO BELONG AGAIN.

Kevin? Is that you?

nix · 06-21-2002, 03:39 PM

what?? keving??

SoxWin · 06-21-2002, 04:15 PM

Horns deserves no respect, neither does anyone who types like this

Quote:

HEY WHAT'S UP WITH THIS HM GUY? I'VE HEARD SOME PRETTY BAD STUFF ABOUT HIM AND ALSO SAW SOME POST THAT PRETTY MUCH KILLED THE GUY! DAMN YOU GUYS SLAMMED HIM PRETTY BAD . READING HIS REPLIES ON THE RWL LEAGUE, ALMOST MADE ME CRY, TEARS WAS ABOUT TO COME OUT MY EYES. MAYBE YOU GUYS BEEN TO HARSH ON HIM MAN. EVERYONE DESERVE ANOTHER CHANCE TO GET RESPECT BACK AFTERALL.
I DON'T KNOW THE GUY ANDDONT KNOW IF HE'S REALLY GUILTY OR NOT BUT I CANT STOP FEELING SORRY FOR HIM. HE'S CRYING TO BELONG AGAIN.

Cheers

Rich

nix · 06-21-2002, 04:27 PM

winsox:
you probably have a point, someone that cheated shouldn't get the chance to regain respect, nor should you get respect for coming in here wearing an av with little kitty cats on it. you seem a little gay-ish to me but maybe you are sweet and gay . not that i have a problem with your gay-ness but you better crawl back to your rat hole little boy. LMAOOOO or maybe you should go play wiht your barbie doll. a rest my case.!!

Modern Relic · 06-21-2002, 04:38 PM

Yeah! Go sleep with some naked women, you...you....FAG!!

SoxWin · 06-21-2002, 05:25 PM

Quote:

winsox:
you probably have a point, someone that cheated shouldn't get the chance to regain respect, nor should you get respect for coming in here wearing an av with little kitty cats on it. you seem a little gay-ish to me but maybe you are sweet and gay . not that i have a problem with your gay-ness but you better crawl back to your rat hole little boy. LMAOOOO or maybe you should go play wiht your barbie doll. a rest my case.!!

Your parents should hire a babysitter when they go out.

Or buy some Ritalin, not sure which.

Cheers

Rich

darkhorse · 06-21-2002, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nix
HE'S CRYING TO BELONG AGAIN.

Nix is crying for a new keyboard.

nix · 06-22-2002, 08:07 AM

LMAOO@SOXWIN A.K.A (Faggwin)

Maybe your parents should hire someone to knock-out the "hommo" attitude that you been displaying since birth.it sure doent make them proud.if i was your dad, i wouldn't neither LMAOO!
Also, it's very disturbing that you would come online joking about someone else typing style,but not make sure that you're bullet-proof to any jokes that may be thrown your way. LMAOO
it's also disturbing that you would bring your life-style online LMAOO!!
Anyway, this is all "comic view" to me, im not trying to bust your chop but you just can't jump on someone like that(son) so please back off cause i have a girl plus im not into that hommo stuff!
lmaooooooooooo

Blackadar · 06-22-2002, 08:17 AM

Yea, ha-ha. That was really funny.

MODS: Isn't that grounds for at least a suspension of his posting privledges?

Modern Relic · 06-22-2002, 12:30 PM

Ah grasshopper, it's good to see you quote the ancient wisdom of zen master L'MAOO in these troubled times.

Another ancient secret from the Master:

He who sleep with unclothed female, is surely a sissy-foo.

The story of L'MAOO is a tale of intrigue and sexual taboo in ancient China that culminated with the beheading of the True Master L'MAOO before the court of the Emperor Ho of the Ming Dynasty.

L'MAOO was accused of spreading confusion throughout the land, and yet his only defense before Ho was to laugh and laugh. "Stop laughing, L'MAOO. I command it!" shouted Ho. But L'MAOO replied "Nix to you!" and continued continued giggling hysterically.

"For the last time L'MAOO stop this insane laughter!" cried Ho. But L'MAOO continued on, laughing at a joke that only he understood.

"ENOUGH" cried Ho. "Throw him into the pit of naked women, immediately! You shall lay with them and we shall proclaim you a "hommo" throughout the land."

At this, L'MAOO quickly stopped his laughter. "Anything but that!" he thought to himself. But no, it was too late. Ho's mind was made up and the Imperial Guards dragged poor L'MAOO off to the pit of naked women.

Desperately, L'MAOO beseeched the mighty Ho. "Please, most magnificent Ho. Do not do this to my lifestyle. I'm not a hommo and shall never be. Subject me not to these most foul depradations of those abominable naked women. Take my life instead. I'd rather be dead than to go to their bed."

With this, Ho relented. "I cannot make you a hommo L'MAOO. Nobody should be forced to lay with naked women. But your crimes are great, and your truths too dangerous for mankind. Therefore, you must lose your head."

Tears of joy welled up in the eyes of L'MAOO. No naked women for him. He was no hommo, thank the gods.

The axe fell.

Cooleyvol · 06-22-2002, 01:10 PM

Nix-

Have you ever tried "Backyard Baseball"? Seems to be more your level, "son".

I'm really sick of your stupid posts and bad grammar. Some of these other guys may find you amusing, as I did at first, but you really wear thin in a short period of time.

I dont know where you came from the other day, but I wish you'd go back NOW!!

This is a good board and, seriously, we don't need or want you here. You offer no credible input and are of no value to us here.

WWBL Commissioner · 06-22-2002, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by nix
hey i just downloaded the old "retired players" file that contains players such as baby ruth and many others, but they're not on my hall of fame wall. anyone knows how can i get them in or something im trying to make this thing real so that today's young guns like albert pujols,drew hansen,eric hinske& nix nickson can look at these plaques and dream.

OK I can not overlook it any longer. The guys name is George Herman BABE Ruth. Baby Ruth is a damn candy bar. For the love of god man get it right

WWBL Commissioner · 06-22-2002, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cooleyvol
Nix-

Have you ever tried "Backyard Baseball"? Seems to be more your level, "son".

I'm really sick of your stupid posts and bad grammar. Some of these other guys may find you amusing, as I did at first, but you really wear thin in a short period of time.

I dont know where you came from the other day, but I wish you'd go back NOW!!

This is a good board and, seriously, we don't need or want you here. You offer no credible input and are of no value to us here.

Cooley I think you should really tell him how you feel, Now's not the time to hold back

nix · 06-22-2002, 02:42 PM

cooleyvol:
let me get something straight to you, little man.
first of all, who mentionned your name?? and for your little childish comment that you're sick of me on here--i just laught at it cause i could care less of some little 11 year old boy's feeling toward me. you're a funny little internet kid trying to get some attention online. the last time i looked, your daddy didnt own this board and never will. you arent the moderator neither.
So my advice to you, is: GET LOST!!! LITTLE SPOILED KID, and please dont wast my time on here i hate dealing with underage kid cause most of them are immature.
i dont want to hurt your little feelings but your comment are "out-of-line" and are completly trash to me. and for your dumb comment about my grammar!?? all i have to say about it is "YOU MOST NOT BE SERIOUS!!!
what's the highest level of education you achieved little man???? then i shall tell you mines.
ok i think i saID all that needed to be said NOW GET AWAY YOU'RE DISMISSED.
LMAOOO

Specs · 06-22-2002, 02:53 PM

Cooleyvol: you thought he was funny? PLUS: backyard baseball is a great game. I know anyone here who has ever known someone younger than 8 (hi, nix!) has given them backyard baseball as a present and climbed in their window late at night to play it. So don't dis BYB.

nix: Who the fu</b>ck is Drew Hansen? Is he one of the Hansen brothers? Or do you mean Drew Henson? Oh, and calling Cooley an 11-year-old kid... can't wait for this response... it's like Ricki Lake or Jerry Springer out here, and you're the transvestite. Is HornsManiac your boyfriend, nixey?

nix · 06-22-2002, 03:03 PM

SPEC:NOPE, im not hornsmaniacs boyfriends, but i sure would love to be your daughter's boyfriend how's that?? is it possible? im a great guy with great sucess in his future. she'll be glad to go out with me.!

lmaoo
man you guys are funny in here. im having a blast. i feel like im in a comic show with little internet clowns like cooleyvol .
i still can't beleive the kid named colleyvol comment about being sick of me. im sick of you too little kid. your dumbness has reach it's peak. im anxious to see if it can get to another level.

crackpott · 06-22-2002, 03:11 PM

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and for your dumb comment about my grammar!?? all i have to say about it is "YOU MOST NOT BE SERIOUS!!!
what's the highest level of education you achieved little man???? then i shall tell you mines.

Aw, man... I didn't want to get involved, but I couldn't stop laughing after reading this.

TTBL Commish · 06-22-2002, 04:47 PM

that kitten is so cute... don't u just wanna hug it instead of masturbating?

06-21-2002, 02:57 PM	#101
devaneyfan Minors (Double A) Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Lincoln, NE Posts: 138	This HM clown will probably be looking for new friends to play with. Any commish who wishes to prevent or identify a HM presence on their league's message board can email me for the tell tale signs of an infestation. Of course you may want an ultradedicated owner who suffers from bouts of megalomania and schizophrenia in which case I highly recommend him. __________________ CBL Halifax Golden Squirrel (2002-2027) CBL Hamilton Hawks (2049-)

06-21-2002, 03:28 PM	#102
nix Minors (Single A) Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 67	HEY WHAT'S UP WITH THIS HM GUY? I'VE HEARD SOME PRETTY BAD STUFF ABOUT HIM AND ALSO SAW SOME POST THAT PRETTY MUCH KILLED THE GUY! DAMN YOU GUYS SLAMMED HIM PRETTY BAD . READING HIS REPLIES ON THE RWL LEAGUE, ALMOST MADE ME CRY, TEARS WAS ABOUT TO COME OUT MY EYES. MAYBE YOU GUYS BEEN TO HARSH ON HIM MAN. EVERYONE DESERVE ANOTHER CHANCE TO GET RESPECT BACK AFTERALL. I DON'T KNOW THE GUY ANDDONT KNOW IF HE'S REALLY GUILTY OR NOT BUT I CANT STOP FEELING SORRY FOR HIM. HE'S CRYING TO BELONG AGAIN. __________________ nix

06-21-2002, 03:39 PM	#104
nix Minors (Single A) Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 67	what?? keving?? __________________ nix

06-21-2002, 04:27 PM	#106
nix Minors (Single A) Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 67	winsox: you probably have a point, someone that cheated shouldn't get the chance to regain respect, nor should you get respect for coming in here wearing an av with little kitty cats on it. you seem a little gay-ish to me but maybe you are sweet and gay . not that i have a problem with your gay-ness but you better crawl back to your rat hole little boy. LMAOOOO or maybe you should go play wiht your barbie doll. a rest my case.!! __________________ nix

06-21-2002, 04:38 PM	#107
Modern Relic All Star Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 1,265	Yeah! Go sleep with some naked women, you...you....FAG!! __________________ American Folklore Baseball League (closed): Commissioner/GM - Mudville Nine (ruled!) Former member of Boys of Summer: GM - St. Louis Browns (doormats!) Former member of the OTBL: GM - Gashouse Gorillas (also ruled!) "People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." Rogers Hornsby

06-22-2002, 08:07 AM	#110
nix Minors (Single A) Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 67	LMAOO@SOXWIN A.K.A (Faggwin) Maybe your parents should hire someone to knock-out the "hommo" attitude that you been displaying since birth.it sure doent make them proud.if i was your dad, i wouldn't neither LMAOO! Also, it's very disturbing that you would come online joking about someone else typing style,but not make sure that you're bullet-proof to any jokes that may be thrown your way. LMAOO it's also disturbing that you would bring your life-style online LMAOO!! Anyway, this is all "comic view" to me, im not trying to bust your chop but you just can't jump on someone like that(son) so please back off cause i have a girl plus im not into that hommo stuff! lmaooooooooooo __________________ nix

06-22-2002, 08:17 AM	#111
Blackadar Bat Boy Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 10	Yea, ha-ha. That was really funny. MODS: Isn't that grounds for at least a suspension of his posting privledges?

06-22-2002, 12:30 PM	#112
Modern Relic All Star Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 1,265	Ah grasshopper, it's good to see you quote the ancient wisdom of zen master L'MAOO in these troubled times. Another ancient secret from the Master: He who sleep with unclothed female, is surely a sissy-foo. The story of L'MAOO is a tale of intrigue and sexual taboo in ancient China that culminated with the beheading of the True Master L'MAOO before the court of the Emperor Ho of the Ming Dynasty. L'MAOO was accused of spreading confusion throughout the land, and yet his only defense before Ho was to laugh and laugh. "Stop laughing, L'MAOO. I command it!" shouted Ho. But L'MAOO replied "Nix to you!" and continued continued giggling hysterically. "For the last time L'MAOO stop this insane laughter!" cried Ho. But L'MAOO continued on, laughing at a joke that only he understood. "ENOUGH" cried Ho. "Throw him into the pit of naked women, immediately! You shall lay with them and we shall proclaim you a "hommo" throughout the land." At this, L'MAOO quickly stopped his laughter. "Anything but that!" he thought to himself. But no, it was too late. Ho's mind was made up and the Imperial Guards dragged poor L'MAOO off to the pit of naked women. Desperately, L'MAOO beseeched the mighty Ho. "Please, most magnificent Ho. Do not do this to my lifestyle. I'm not a hommo and shall never be. Subject me not to these most foul depradations of those abominable naked women. Take my life instead. I'd rather be dead than to go to their bed." With this, Ho relented. "I cannot make you a hommo L'MAOO. Nobody should be forced to lay with naked women. But your crimes are great, and your truths too dangerous for mankind. Therefore, you must lose your head." Tears of joy welled up in the eyes of L'MAOO. No naked women for him. He was no hommo, thank the gods. The axe fell. __________________ American Folklore Baseball League (closed): Commissioner/GM - Mudville Nine (ruled!) Former member of Boys of Summer: GM - St. Louis Browns (doormats!) Former member of the OTBL: GM - Gashouse Gorillas (also ruled!) "People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." Rogers Hornsby

06-22-2002, 01:10 PM	#113
Cooleyvol Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Union City, TN Posts: 6,383	Nix- Have you ever tried "Backyard Baseball"? Seems to be more your level, "son". I'm really sick of your stupid posts and bad grammar. Some of these other guys may find you amusing, as I did at first, but you really wear thin in a short period of time. I dont know where you came from the other day, but I wish you'd go back NOW!! This is a good board and, seriously, we don't need or want you here. You offer no credible input and are of no value to us here.

06-22-2002, 02:42 PM	#116
nix Minors (Single A) Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 67	cooleyvol: let me get something straight to you, little man. first of all, who mentionned your name?? and for your little childish comment that you're sick of me on here--i just laught at it cause i could care less of some little 11 year old boy's feeling toward me. you're a funny little internet kid trying to get some attention online. the last time i looked, your daddy didnt own this board and never will. you arent the moderator neither. So my advice to you, is: GET LOST!!! LITTLE SPOILED KID, and please dont wast my time on here i hate dealing with underage kid cause most of them are immature. i dont want to hurt your little feelings but your comment are "out-of-line" and are completly trash to me. and for your dumb comment about my grammar!?? all i have to say about it is "YOU MOST NOT BE SERIOUS!!! what's the highest level of education you achieved little man???? then i shall tell you mines. ok i think i saID all that needed to be said NOW GET AWAY YOU'RE DISMISSED. LMAOOO __________________ nix Last edited by nix; 06-22-2002 at 03:11 PM.

06-22-2002, 03:03 PM	#118
nix Minors (Single A) Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 67	SPEC:NOPE, im not hornsmaniacs boyfriends, but i sure would love to be your daughter's boyfriend how's that?? is it possible? im a great guy with great sucess in his future. she'll be glad to go out with me.! lmaoo man you guys are funny in here. im having a blast. i feel like im in a comic show with little internet clowns like cooleyvol . i still can't beleive the kid named colleyvol comment about being sick of me. im sick of you too little kid. your dumbness has reach it's peak. im anxious to see if it can get to another level. __________________ nix Last edited by nix; 06-22-2002 at 03:05 PM.

06-22-2002, 04:47 PM	#120
TTBL Commish Minors (Single A) Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 61	that kitten is so cute... don't u just wanna hug it instead of masturbating?