OK, Hyenas...

[Matt Arnold]

Originally Posted by Clavette

How do they remove something like this?

I'm guessing pumping him full of beer. Usually the best way to have nuts randomly disappear from my experience.

[Ty Cobb]

Originally Posted by Clavette

How do they remove something like this?

gargle with lidocaine...and you HAVE to swallow it. Tastes like +++insert worst fluid imaginable here+++. Then, the put a cemra, light, grabbers, and a kind of wireframes catcher's mitt down your throat...and you're AWAKE the whole time.

Best sound in the world was my doctor saying, "Gotcha!" to the peanut. By the way, the TV monitor was right above me so I could see him make the catch.

[Ty Cobb]

Originally Posted by Matt Arnold

I'm guessing pumping him full of beer. Usually the best way to have nuts randomly disappear from my experience.

I almost spewed my morning coffee on the monitor when I read this!!!

Thank you, sir!

[Déjà Bru]

Originally Posted by Clavette

How do they remove something like this?

"Nurse, forceps! The extra-long kind. No, not that one. The one with the weed-trimmer extension. Yes. Now stand back while I start this baby up."

[Ty Cobb]

Does this qualify me for No Nut November?

[Gruber_Tagged_Him]

Originally Posted by Déjà Bru

"Nurse, forceps! The extra-long kind. No, not that one. The one with the weed-trimmer extension. Yes. Now stand back while I start this baby up."

"Almost there, almost there... oh crap way too far!!! Nurse, more forceps and a cadaver spine please!" (I'm a bit nonplussed that poor Pedroia is getting a cadaver knee...)

[Beechnut]

Originally Posted by Ty Cobb

Remember: I'm the guy who on his first colonoscopy after getting the bag asked my surgeon, who told me colonoscopies were all he was doing all day, "How many a*****es you gotta see today?" and cracked up when he answered, "One more than I planned on."

Given my screen name, I’d better watch it it around here...but as Kramer on Seinfeld once told us, “Have you ever met a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one!”