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02-08-2020, 03:38 PM | #401 |
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I legit hate these scumbag aholes.
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https://sports.yahoo.com/mets-wont-l...212012574.html
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Haha, man just when I think I'm pissed at the Cardinals for not trying to improve their roster I read this thread.
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02-11-2020, 01:40 AM | #404 |
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Sometimes I think I go a bit overboard with what I let occur in and around Raccoons Ballpark. Oh, wait, here come the Mets ...
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02-28-2020, 03:36 PM | #405 |
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**** Tebow.
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02-28-2020, 04:58 PM | #406 |
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I saw this! What happened to him, that is. Tripped over his own shoelace!
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02-29-2020, 03:34 AM | #407 |
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Yeah. That stupid tool.
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Conforto went to NY for an MRI and now further evaluation, ugghhh
and so it begins once again: https://bleacherreport.com/articles/...on-side-injury
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03-10-2020, 02:45 PM | #409 |
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LALALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
"Tweaked his side" in Mets parlance means he's gonna be carved up for bacon by late April.
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03-20-2020, 09:58 AM | #410 |
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You can see how bored I am if I am digging up the Mets thread to pass the time. So, how are you and your guys faring these days? Alonso's expected follow-up season to last year's spectacular performance is now compromised. At least Cespedes has more time to heal from his latest stubbed toe (believe me, we have the same issues with Stanton) unless he meets up with another wild boar.
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I'm slowly going insane from a lack of Mets.
Or anything else that's remotely fun. Like ranting about Tebow.
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03-20-2020, 10:31 AM | #412 |
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Surely there is a buffoon Raccoon to lampoon?
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03-20-2020, 10:40 AM | #413 |
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Yeah, I expected to win the division, but they're seven games under .500 in June, so I am now mostly plotting how to get rid of the clubhouse cancer and the latest colossal disappointment in terms of sluggers. I tried to send them down the Willamette in a pair of barrels, but their bums were too fat and they didn't fit in.
Whee, Raccoons!
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03-20-2020, 10:46 AM | #414 |
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You know, I almost wish there was a Raccoons channel (these days, especially). Are they on YouTube?
EDIT: I did follow your Dynasty link for the first time just now. 157 pages and 3,132 posts! Mind boggling!
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Nope, not on Youtube. I don't think Excel games lend themselves to that.
And I've been on that for almost eight years, so ... about as long as Terry Collins steered the Mets from title to ti- oh.
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Westheim voiceover: "Thanks for tuning in to the Raccoons YouTube channel, folks! Now, on this first spreadsheet, we focus on cell C18 which shows Ralston's current ERA. This formula to the right calculates his ERA+ but . . . that doesn't look right . . . all right, let me pause this while I find the latest [bleep] problem. Goddamned Excel, I swear to God I'm going to Google Sheets soon. Friggin' nonsense, grrr. [pause video] Well folks, I'm back. Now about Ralston's ERA+ . . ."
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ERA+ sounds a bit too sophisticated for me. I pick players by wins, homers, funny names, and appropriate face for shoe commercials.
Oh god, I'm Brodie Van Waffletown...
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Thor having TJ surgery
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Might as well do it now and just skip this season.
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(calmly knots a rope)
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