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08-26-2014, 02:17 AM | #1 |
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Back soreness...
What'd he do? Lift her up and carry her over his shoulder while getting hit by a bus?
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08-26-2014, 08:32 AM | #2 |
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Sure, if you believe everything written in the newspapers.
Real story is he was probably found suspended from the ceiling erotically asphyxiating, but please, by all means, continue believing he "hurt his back" helping a little old lady cross the street. Last edited by Mennogreg; 08-26-2014 at 08:44 AM. |
08-26-2014, 08:50 AM | #3 |
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I was off work for a week with a bad back after sneezing. If I had a job involving physical activity I'm sure it would have been 1-2 weeks.
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08-26-2014, 09:54 AM | #4 |
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Had to think of that one: Sneeze lands Latos on disabled list | MLB.com: News
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08-26-2014, 11:14 AM | #5 |
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Originally I thought he was the victim of one of the warning signs from Viagra use, but that would be a little too creepy...
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08-27-2014, 05:48 AM | #6 |
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She dropped her purse on the other side, he bent over to pick it up and unfortunately, sneezed and threw out his back.
Happens.
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