OTBL Opening - Page 6

andymac · 09-17-2004, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by andymac

Is Jordan Pals in this league?

If not, he should be.

phenom · 09-17-2004, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by LivnLegend

Well, if nothing else, this thread is giving us clear demonstration of some of the people we definitely won't be inviting into the league!

and some of the people who posted in this thread might even be happy about that.

atarizx3 · 09-17-2004, 08:34 AM

I get my vote.

jnshmoo · 09-17-2004, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by holyroller

Finally, if you have ever flown to Minnesotta in an effort to trap, kidnap, and then brutally murder JML, you will most definately be given the spot.

I flew to Minnesota at some point in the last year. I spent most of my time in training meetings though. Does that count? Wait. I said I didn't want to join, so nevermind.

Dagrims · 09-17-2004, 10:45 AM

I'm interested if TeddyBallGame is in it.

Modern Relic · 09-17-2004, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Chappy

I remember once seeing a CNN poll where 5% of the people had 'no opinion'. This was back in the days when you had to pay 95 cents to call in and answer the polls, and I remember wondering why somebody would pay 95 cents to voice an opinion they didn't have.

Good thing it's free to post here.

twins15 · 09-18-2004, 02:10 AM

Have you guys filled the opening yet?

Crapshoot · 09-18-2004, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by asamford

hopefully Manny will be back soon to weigh in on these latest applicants. personally, i know who I'D choose!

but did anyone ask me?

no.

And there's a good reason for that.

Crapshoot · 09-18-2004, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by MannyTrillo

Oh, I'm not going to flame you- that would be stooping down to your level. Instead, I'm just going to ask you a simple question: what the hell is wrong with you, you ignorant moron?

First of all, The "Professor" (if that's what he really is) did not "leave," he was booted from the OTBL. The reason was that we were all, like, totally in this chat room? And matskralc goes, "JML is a tool!" and then everyone else goes, "Yeah, what a tool JML is!" Except the Professor? So then Kez is all like, "Hey Prof, don't you think JML is a tool?" And Prof is all, "I don't know, I guess so." I mean, WTF? You guess so?! It's not like we're giving you a quiz in school and this is a really hard question that only the nerdy kids know the answer to lol! Hello! So after that, jgross68 was like, "OK, everybody say BRUNDAGE!111!!" and so everybody did, except the Professor again? So this time Soxwin is like, "Hey Prof, you forgot to say brundage!!111!" And the Professor goes, "No I didn't, I just didn't feel like it." I mean, hello! Hello? Could you be any more conceited? I don't think so! So then LivnLegend goes to holyroller, "You totally have to kick Professor out of the league- he's so conceited!" And I'm like, "Yeah, totally- hello?!" And so holyroller was all, "Professor, you are kicked out of the league and no one in the OTBL is ever allowed to speak to you again!" And that's how the Professor got kicked out of the league.

What the OTBL does provide, for all interested parties, is exclusive access to never before seen "Manny Trillo" content- after you pass the security requirements of course, and sign the obligatory " I will not hang out with JML" waiver.

Crapshoot · 09-18-2004, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by holyroller

Which reminds me. No one who knows JML or likes JML or even is indifferent towards JML will be considered. Frankly, if you have even ever read a JML post and cracked a smile, let alone laughed, you cannot be in the league. The only acceptable JML reaction is one of complete and total disgust. If, on the other hand, you have ever written a three paragraph response to a JML post telling him how much he totally sucks then you increase your chances. If you have told him in no uncertain terms that he should "**** right off and die" that gets you even more bonus points. Finally, if you have ever flown to Minnesotta in an effort to trap, kidnap, and then brutally murder JML, you will most definately be given the spot.

You forgot to mention that anyone who has appeared in any "extra-curicular" activites with JML that have "shown up" on videotape is definitely not allowed- hear that, Teddy "Ball" game ?

Teddyballgame · 09-19-2004, 03:23 PM

God, this process has been like a long night drinking. Except this time the entire OTBL wakes up to find Twins is in bed with them.

Bad, bad stuff.

JML · 09-19-2004, 04:18 PM

I am super-pissed right now.

Hooray Saturday · 05-20-2013, 06:34 PM

OTBL suk comsh chet

09-17-2004, 08:34 AM	#103
atarizx3 All Star Reserve Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Allenstown, NH Posts: 987	I get my vote. __________________

09-17-2004, 10:45 AM	#105
Dagrims Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 3,829	I'm interested if TeddyBallGame is in it. __________________ "Read books, get brain."

09-18-2004, 02:10 AM	#107
twins15 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Area 51 Posts: 4,792	Have you guys filled the opening yet? __________________ "Ah man we're just hungry man" - Dovonte Edwards Bismarck Boy Scouts of the OTBL - league yes-man Ross Gload at baseball-reference.com Book Quotes and Book Lists

09-19-2004, 03:23 PM	#111
Teddyballgame Major Leagues Join Date: May 2002 Location: Boston Posts: 332	God, this process has been like a long night drinking. Except this time the entire OTBL wakes up to find Twins is in bed with them. Bad, bad stuff. __________________ The roads in America are paved with cheese

09-19-2004, 04:18 PM	#112
JML Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: The act or process of locating. Posts: 2,154	I am super-pissed right now.

05-20-2013, 06:34 PM	#113
Hooray Saturday Minors (Triple A) Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 229	OTBL suk comsh chet