Real Beisbol (Please Read) - Page 3

Skipaway · 11-05-2003, 12:41 AM

Everyone posted in this thread is a post count whore.

matskralc · 11-05-2003, 12:48 AM

I am not.

mfitterer1 · 11-05-2003, 12:52 AM

amazing how i was askign a question and it seemed to just jump to some bs that I am not even respeonsible for

SpaceNinja · 11-05-2003, 01:11 AM

I thought you wanted people to leave you alone.

SoxWin · 11-05-2003, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceNinja
I thought you wanted people to leave you alone.

You want the truth !!!!!

You can't handle the truth !!!!!

holyroller · 11-05-2003, 07:21 AM

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Originally posted by mfitterer1
amazing how i was askign a question and it seemed to just jump to some bs that I am not even respeonsible for

Amazing?

Pretty ****ing predictable if you ask me.

ey215 · 11-05-2003, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceNinja
I thought you wanted people to leave you alone.

LivnLegend · 11-05-2003, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mfitterer1
amazing how i was askign a question and it seemed to just jump to some bs that I am not even respeonsible for

From now on, your Delta house pledge name will be "Darva Conger"

ey215 · 11-05-2003, 12:15 PM

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Originally posted by LivnLegend
From now on, your Delta house pledge name will be "Darva Conger"

I've been chuckling at this for at least 5 minutes.

Well Done!

jaxmagicman · 11-05-2003, 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by LivnLegend
From now on, your Delta house pledge name will be "Darva Conger"

I saw her Playboy pics. Not too bad, but what I thought was funny was the dude she married and then left, said "I had to by the magazine to see her naked. I think a husband should get to see his wife naked at least once." Or something like that.

clarnzz · 11-05-2003, 04:27 PM

Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by men with keyboards. Who's gonna do it? You? You, SoxWin? Fitterer has a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Fitterer, and you curse the post count padders. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Fitterers exploits, while tragic, probably increased board activity; and his existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, increases activity. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want him in that forum -- you need him in that forum.

We use words like "honor," "code," "loyalty." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard and stand the post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

LivnLegend · 11-05-2003, 04:48 PM

Geez, clarnzz, you just had to one-up me, didn’t you. I used one stinkin line from a movie and you go on a whole soliloquy!

The first rule of Real Beisbol is - you do not talk about Real Beisbol. The second rule of Real Beisbol is - you DO NOT talk about Real Beisbol. Third rule of Real Beisbol, if someone yells "Stop!” goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only three teams to a GM. Fifth rule, one AIM address at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes, no pocket protectors. Seventh rule, sims will go on as long as they have to until we get it right. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first online league, you have to trade with the Commish.

jaxmagicman · 11-05-2003, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by clarnzz
Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by men with keyboards. Who's gonna do it? You? You, SoxWin? Fitterer has a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Fitterer, and you curse the post count padders. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Fitterers exploits, while tragic, probably increased board activity; and his existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, increases activity. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want him in that forum -- you need him in that forum.

We use words like "honor," "code," "loyalty." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard and stand the post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

This is a great post.

SoxWin · 11-05-2003, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by LivnLegend
Geez, clarnzz, you just had to one-up me, didn’t you. I used one stinkin line from a movie and you go on a whole soliloquy!

"You" used a line from a movie?

jaxmagicman · 11-05-2003, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SoxWin
You want the truth !!!!!

You can't handle the truth !!!!!

Quote:

Originally posted by LivnLegend
Geez, clarnzz, you just had to one-up me, didnÂ’t you. I used one stinkin line from a movie and you go on a whole soliloquy!

hmmm, soxwin=LivnLegend.

mfitterer1 · 11-05-2003, 04:54 PM

I have to say Legend, those lines seemed much more equisite coming from fight club instead of Real beisbol, your trying to make a mockery of my league and it isnt working.

jaxmagicman · 11-05-2003, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SoxWin
"You" used a line from a movie?

I think he was talking about his Darva Conger Comment.

LivnLegend · 11-05-2003, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mfitterer1
I have to say Legend, those lines seemed much more equisite coming from fight club instead of Real beisbol

equisite?

Sorry, just playing off clarnzz. It's his fault.

Quote:

Originally posted by mfitterer1
your trying to make a mockery of my league

I'm sorry if I am the one that caused your league to become a mockery. I thought it was like that when I got here.

clarnzz · 11-05-2003, 05:01 PM

That "Fite club" meets "Real Beisbol" is classic. Fitsy has to add that as the league intro.

SoxWin · 11-05-2003, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by jaxmagicman
hmmm, soxwin=LivnLegend.

He'd have to be smarter and funnier for that to be true. The guy's getting senile anyway, can't even remember what he posted anymore

11-05-2003, 12:41 AM	#41
Skipaway Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Where you live Posts: 11,017	Everyone posted in this thread is a post count whore. __________________ Jonathan Haidt: Moral reasoning is really just a servant masquerading as a high priest.

11-05-2003, 12:48 AM	#42
matskralc Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,076	I am not. __________________ Well, they have a saying here in Texas ... but they probably don't have it in California, so never mind. OTBL - Pennsylvania Fightin' Amish ABC - Pittsburgh Puma OCHO - Pittsburgh Pirates EBU - Commissioner

11-05-2003, 04:48 PM	#52
LivnLegend Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 100% pure adrenaline! Posts: 5,624	Geez, clarnzz, you just had to one-up me, didn’t you. I used one stinkin line from a movie and you go on a whole soliloquy! The first rule of Real Beisbol is - you do not talk about Real Beisbol. The second rule of Real Beisbol is - you DO NOT talk about Real Beisbol. Third rule of Real Beisbol, if someone yells "Stop!” goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only three teams to a GM. Fifth rule, one AIM address at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes, no pocket protectors. Seventh rule, sims will go on as long as they have to until we get it right. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first online league, you have to trade with the Commish. __________________ Excess ain't rebellion. You're drinking what they're selling.

11-05-2003, 05:01 PM	#59
clarnzz All Star Starter Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Following everyone off a cliff. Posts: 1,522	That "Fite club" meets "Real Beisbol" is classic. Fitsy has to add that as the league intro. Last edited by clarnzz; 11-05-2003 at 05:04 PM.

11-05-2003, 12:52 AM	#43
mfitterer1 Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Beaverton, Oregon Posts: 466	amazing how i was askign a question and it seemed to just jump to some bs that I am not even respeonsible for

11-05-2003, 01:11 AM	#44
SpaceNinja Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 92	I thought you wanted people to leave you alone.

11-05-2003, 04:27 PM	#51
clarnzz All Star Starter Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Following everyone off a cliff. Posts: 1,522	Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by men with keyboards. Who's gonna do it? You? You, SoxWin? Fitterer has a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Fitterer, and you curse the post count padders. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Fitterers exploits, while tragic, probably increased board activity; and his existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, increases activity. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want him in that forum -- you need him in that forum. We use words like "honor," "code," "loyalty." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard and stand the post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

11-05-2003, 04:54 PM	#56
mfitterer1 Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Beaverton, Oregon Posts: 466	I have to say Legend, those lines seemed much more equisite coming from fight club instead of Real beisbol, your trying to make a mockery of my league and it isnt working.