NEW REAL ROSTERS LEAGUE HAS 3 OPENINGS - Page 3

Hammer755 · 06-19-2002, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by Draft Dodger
that's LADY to you, pal!

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She's a Lady                    Lady                         Lady

LivnLegend · 06-19-2002, 02:31 PM

Hehe, more like...

Not a girl, not quite a woman

darkhorse · 06-19-2002, 02:43 PM

Since we are getting seriously off-topic. I was privileged to see a video clip of Shakira in concert wearing an outfit very similar to the one used as DD's avatar. At one point, she begins to belly dance and then turns her back to the camera. Carumba! How can so much female be packed into that 4'11 frame.

SoxWin · 06-19-2002, 02:54 PM

Is nix really....

a: Twins34

b: Metball4

c: Hornsmaniac

d: A disgruntled postal worker

We're taking votes right now folks

Cheers

Rich

Michael Xavier · 06-19-2002, 03:19 PM

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Originally posted by Cooleyvol

Word of Advice:
When I'm new to a community, I try to blend in and become accepted.

Gee, oh gee... I only hope one day to be as cool and distinguished as some of you fellas. I try so hard to be witty and fit in, but I feel more like that little dog that bounces around the bulldog named Spike, that keeps going on with, "Hey Spike, wanna go beat up some cats Spike?" "Ya wanna go do.." such and such, etc. *sniff*

Oh well, perhaps one day, I will get to sit around in a smoking jacket with you gentlemen, sip Cabernet Sauvignon wine, and reminisce about the good ole days. The days when we had it tough. "When I was a lad, we used to live in a shoe box in the middle of the road, and to pay rent, we used to have to lick the road clean with our tongues... And when we got home, our father would slice us in two with a bread knife."

Henry · 06-19-2002, 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by Michael Xavier
And when we got home, our father would slice us in two with a bread knife."

A little Monty Python humor there ? ("The Gentleman's Club")

Henry

Michael Xavier · 06-19-2002, 03:36 PM

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Originally posted by Henry

A little Monty Python humor there ? ("The Gentleman's Club")

Henry

Luxury! We used to have to get up out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot grubble, work twenty hours a day at mill, for two pence a month, come home, and dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!

Michael Xavier · 06-19-2002, 03:57 PM

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And reolving at nine thousand miles an hour.
It's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
The sun that is the source of all our power.
Now the sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm, at fourteen thousand miles an hour,
Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way.

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred million stars;
It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side;
It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick,
But out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide.
We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point,
We go 'round every two hundred million years;
And our galaxy itself is one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.

<waltz>

Our universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
In all of the directions it can whiz;
As fast as it can go, that's the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth;
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!

Judge Judy · 06-19-2002, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by HornsManiac
Hey guys my league the Real World Baseball League has their first sim tomorrow evening. We have three openings now, but may have two more in one week. Right now we need owners for the INDIANS, RED SOX, and RANGERS.

We use Rolen's rosters that have been updated before being used. Please visit our website and read our constitution. Our rules are a little different that the average league, so make sure you are okay with them. If you are okay with our rules (you should be) then send me an email to Kyle.F@hornfans.com and tell me which team you would like. You also should register at our board and post a message in the "RWB On Topic Posts" forum. Just reply to my message announcing teams seeking owners.

Also, our board supports two leagues so make sure you post in the RWB section. You also MUST own OOTP4 to join our league.

Thanks,

HornsManiac
RWB Commish

Don't pee on my leg and tell me its raining.....

Andy · 06-19-2002, 04:39 PM

You mean that isn't a picture of you for your avatar, Draft Dodger? Ok, no more dreaming about Draft Dodger at nightime for me.

Subby · 06-19-2002, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by darkhorse How can so much female be packed into that 4'11 frame.

4'11"! I've f</i>ucked midgets taller than that...

Draft Dodger · 06-19-2002, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by Michael Xavier

Gee, oh gee... I only hope one day to be as cool and distinguished as some of you fellas. I try so hard to be witty and fit in, but I feel more like that little dog that bounces around the bulldog named Spike, that keeps going on with, "Hey Spike, wanna go beat up some cats Spike?" "Ya wanna go do.." such and such, etc. *sniff*

Oh well, perhaps one day, I will get to sit around in a smoking jacket with you gentlemen, sip Cabernet Sauvignon wine, and reminisce about the good ole days.

we are currently accepting applications for people who may be cool enough to hang with us.

pleae submit your resume, so we can add you to the waiting list.

Draft Dodger · 06-19-2002, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by Andy
You mean that isn't a picture of you for your avatar, Draft Dodger? Ok, no more dreaming about Draft Dodger at nightime for me.

not that there's anything wrong with that...

Judge Judy · 06-19-2002, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by Subby

4'11"! I've f</i>ucked midgets taller than that...

True.... but this one is female

nix · 06-19-2002, 08:46 PM

who cares about fitting in some internet boards, all i cares about is clown u guys around and have a good time anyway is draf dodger a girl? seriously? also one question about this stb&ootp stuff i dont know too much about the game im a high heater.. does a downloads that contains every hall of famers from baby ruth to ted william exist so i can add it to my on going career season i just wanna be able to see every hall of famers when i go to the hof link.

Cooleyvol · 06-19-2002, 08:51 PM

For real?? You're a High Heater??

I would have never guessed!!

jblaze03fuel · 06-19-2002, 08:53 PM

yes there is nix

go here......
click on downloads at the top

satchel · 06-19-2002, 08:54 PM

Hell yes Draft Dodger is a girl and she’s the sexiest trick I ever saw.

nix · 06-19-2002, 09:27 PM

OK THX TO JBLAZE FOR THE LINK COLLEYVOL:OH OK A THOUGHT DRAFT WAS SOME DUDE ,POSING AS A FEMALE ON THE BOARD, BUT MAYBE SHE IS LOL
HEY BLAZE? IS THERE A DOWNLOADS THAT FEATURES EVERY TEAMS REAL PAYROLL AND EVERY PLAYERS REAL SALARIES?
ALSO WHY DOES THE LITTLE HITTING AND PITCHING COACHES ALWAYS GETS FIRED BUT THE MANAGERS SEEM TO NEVER GETS THE BOOT.

Draft Dodger · 06-19-2002, 09:38 PM

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Originally posted by nix

ALSO WHY DOES THE LITTLE HITTING AND PITCHING COACHES ALWAYS GETS FIRED BUT THE MANAGERS SEEM TO NEVER GETS THE BOOT.

hmmm....I'm going to have to go a head and say "BECAUSE THERE ARE NO MANAGERS IN THE GAME"

Alex, I'd like to follow up with "People Who Don't Understand The Caps Lock Key" for...$200 please.

06-19-2002, 02:31 PM	#42
LivnLegend Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 100% pure adrenaline! Posts: 5,624	Hehe, more like... Not a girl, not quite a woman __________________ Excess ain't rebellion. You're drinking what they're selling.

06-19-2002, 02:43 PM	#43
darkhorse Hall Of Famer Join Date: May 2002 Location: fort worth, tx Posts: 10,850	Since we are getting seriously off-topic. I was privileged to see a video clip of Shakira in concert wearing an outfit very similar to the one used as DD's avatar. At one point, she begins to belly dance and then turns her back to the camera. Carumba! How can so much female be packed into that 4'11 frame. __________________ "The Human Torch was denied a bank loan."

06-19-2002, 02:54 PM	#44
SoxWin Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Blissful ignorance Posts: 3,315	Is nix really.... a: Twins34 b: Metball4 c: Hornsmaniac d: A disgruntled postal worker We're taking votes right now folks Cheers Rich __________________ It's called partying. When you do a lot of it, you're bound to be places where the police show up. I smoke a lot of pot and drink a lot of beer. I also graduated Suma Cum Laude. ****ing sue me. - Luis Rivera

06-19-2002, 08:46 PM	#55
nix Minors (Single A) Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 67	who cares about fitting in some internet boards, all i cares about is clown u guys around and have a good time anyway is draf dodger a girl? seriously? also one question about this stb&ootp stuff i dont know too much about the game im a high heater.. does a downloads that contains every hall of famers from baby ruth to ted william exist so i can add it to my on going career season i just wanna be able to see every hall of famers when i go to the hof link. __________________ nix

06-19-2002, 08:54 PM	#58
satchel Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Ft Smith AR Posts: 2,681	DD Hell yes Draft Dodger is a girl and she’s the sexiest trick I ever saw.

06-19-2002, 03:57 PM	#48
Michael Xavier Major Leagues Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Evansville, IN Posts: 454	Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving And reolving at nine thousand miles an hour. It's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned, The sun that is the source of all our power. Now the sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see, Are moving at a million miles a day, In the outer spiral arm, at fourteen thousand miles an hour, Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way. Our galaxy itself contains a hundred million stars; It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side; It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick, But out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide. We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point, We go 'round every two hundred million years; And our galaxy itself is one of millions of billions In this amazing and expanding universe. <waltz> Our universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding, In all of the directions it can whiz; As fast as it can go, that's the speed of light, you know, Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is. So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure, How amazingly unlikely is your birth; And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, 'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!

06-19-2002, 04:39 PM	#50
Andy Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Dayton, OH Posts: 2,256	You mean that isn't a picture of you for your avatar, Draft Dodger? Ok, no more dreaming about Draft Dodger at nightime for me.

06-19-2002, 08:51 PM	#56
Cooleyvol Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Union City, TN Posts: 6,383	For real?? You're a High Heater?? I would have never guessed!!

06-19-2002, 08:53 PM	#57
jblaze03fuel All Star Reserve Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 920	yes there is nix go here...... click on downloads at the top

06-19-2002, 09:27 PM	#59
nix Minors (Single A) Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 67	OK THX TO JBLAZE FOR THE LINK COLLEYVOL:OH OK A THOUGHT DRAFT WAS SOME DUDE ,POSING AS A FEMALE ON THE BOARD, BUT MAYBE SHE IS LOL HEY BLAZE? IS THERE A DOWNLOADS THAT FEATURES EVERY TEAMS REAL PAYROLL AND EVERY PLAYERS REAL SALARIES? ALSO WHY DOES THE LITTLE HITTING AND PITCHING COACHES ALWAYS GETS FIRED BUT THE MANAGERS SEEM TO NEVER GETS THE BOOT. __________________ nix