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07-07-2003, 05:37 PM
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07-07-2003, 05:39 PM
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07-07-2003, 05:41 PM
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07-07-2003, 06:35 PM
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07-07-2003, 06:41 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 5,951
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I think he's a nifty dude. I can't believe he caused all of this trouble.
NCAAmadman (5:12:36 PM): who are you NCAAmadman (5:12:49 PM): and why are you talking to me, and why do i want to talk to you? maelstromphilies (5:13:32 PM): That's not important. You suck for what you did to Chris' league. Dirtbag. NCAAmadman (5:14:41 PM): why was it wrong? maelstromphilies (5:15:54 PM): You know why dumbass. You were trying to get the league to bomb and it back fired on you, dumbass. Now you want to pipe a different tune. NCAAmadman (5:16:19 PM): im leaving text games altogether NCAAmadman (5:16:29 PM): i cant stand .400 and there cheap games NCAAmadman (5:16:33 PM): reminds me of driving a kia maelstromphilies (5:16:35 PM): That's good. We don't need you messing up a good thing. maelstromphilies (5:16:44 PM): Go play HH. maelstromphilies (5:17:43 PM): It's funny that you say these things after you've screwed yourself in the community. NCAAmadman (5:17:47 PM): you should know how crappy these games are TC, you ever been in a kia? maelstromphilies (5:18:25 PM): Hehe. I knew you would think I am TC. Just because my name is maelstromphilies, doesn't make me TC. There was a Phillies owner before TC. NCAAmadman (5:18:41 PM): i actually checked the owner list NCAAmadman (5:18:42 PM): tc dale maelstromphilies (5:18:57 PM): Yeah. No kidding. TC took over the team when I dropped the league. NCAAmadman (5:19:53 PM): so who is this NCAAmadman (5:19:57 PM): i know your tc maelstromphilies (5:20:37 PM): That's funny. Think what you want. Why would TC call you a piece of ****? He's an employee of .400. That would be bad business. NCAAmadman (5:20:52 PM): then why are you afraid to reveal your identity maelstromphilies (5:21:02 PM): My name is Matt. NCAAmadman (5:21:07 PM): if your too afraid to expose yourself, get off my IM screen maelstromphilies (5:21:37 PM): I'm not afraid of you. I just don't want you to go messing with any of my leagues. NCAAmadman (5:21:58 PM): matt who NCAAmadman (5:22:05 PM): what leagues are you in besides maelstrom maelstromphilies (5:22:21 PM): I'm not in the Maelstrom!!! I quit it a few months ago. maelstromphilies (5:22:42 PM): I'm not going to tell you what leagues I am in. I don't want you messing with them. NCAAmadman (5:23:26 PM): so then who the hell are you, and why are you talking to me? and why are you wasting my time with your idiotic, unthought of, animalistic remarks? maelstromphilies (5:24:14 PM): Why? Because you're a dirtbag! I wanted to talked to you and see what other things you had to say. That's all. maelstromphilies (5:24:30 PM): I guess I should get a new AIM handle so that folks don't think I am TC. NCAAmadman (5:24:51 PM): whats your last name maelstromphilies (5:25:16 PM): Sorry, Charlie. Not happenin'! maelstromphilies (5:26:02 PM): Alright. Fine. Do you really want to know my last name> maelstromphilies (5:26:04 PM): ? NCAAmadman (5:26:18 PM): Yea maelstromphilies (5:26:56 PM): My name is Matthew McConaughey. NCAAmadman (5:27:13 PM): idiot maelstromphilies (5:27:24 PM): What? Why are you calling me names now? NCAAmadman (5:28:25 PM): anything else, your starting to put me too sleep with these boring comments maelstromphilies (5:28:58 PM): You know. A lot of folks think I am boring. Maybe I should try to sabotage some leagues and see how that spices up my life. NCAAmadman (5:29:23 PM): maybe you should maelstromphilies (5:29:39 PM): Can you give me some lessons? NCAAmadman (5:30:02 PM): in what maelstromphilies (5:30:28 PM): OOTP League Sabotage!!! NCAAmadman (5:31:13 PM): what, you want me to start a business or what NCAAmadman (5:31:17 PM): figure it out yourself maelstromphilies (5:31:49 PM): You could probably make a lot of money. maelstromphilies (5:32:11 PM): OOTP League Sabotage for Dummies. You could make a fortune writing that book. NCAAmadman (5:32:11 PM): yea NCAAmadman (5:32:17 PM): true maelstromphilies (5:32:34 PM): Maybe a post in the Dynasty forum "A day in the life of a OOTP league sabotuer!!" NCAAmadman (5:33:06 PM): yawn NCAAmadman (5:33:09 PM): anything else? maelstromphilies (5:33:21 PM): What name are you going to come back under next week? NCAAmadman (5:33:53 PM): lol maelstromphilies (5:33:53 PM): Are you still running vNCAA? I wanted to be Delaware in that league and I stopped getting the mails. I think you deleted me or something. NCAAmadman (5:34:21 PM): probably because you didnt do jack maelstromphilies (5:34:33 PM): I bet if you apologize to everyone you can set things right. NCAAmadman (5:35:10 PM): im leaving text games altogether NCAAmadman (5:35:13 PM): cant stand them maelstromphilies (5:35:27 PM): A nice long heart felt apology can go a long way. You might get some folks to start a new league with you. Then, you can drop them when mommy grounds your lying, cheating ass again. maelstromphilies (5:35:39 PM): Come on man. I'll be the first to join it. NCAAmadman (5:35:56 PM): mommy, im 18 bro NCAAmadman (5:36:03 PM): im in college, i live at school maelstromphilies (5:36:13 PM): What school? St. Mary's of the Woods? NCAAmadman (5:36:18 PM): if i play any online games NCAAmadman (5:36:25 PM): itll be NCAA Football 2004 maelstromphilies (5:36:32 PM): DUDE!!!! Unreal is a great game, bro!! maelstromphilies (5:36:39 PM): Play that one online. NCAAmadman (5:36:49 PM): nah maelstromphilies (5:37:16 PM): America's Army!!! You can shot 'em crazy whack style in that one. Get them terrorists, baby!!! maelstromphilies (5:37:29 PM): TC wants me to tell you hi btw. NCAAmadman (5:38:12 PM): lol maelstromphilies (5:38:31 PM): What college do you go to? NCAAmadman (5:39:08 PM): cant tell maelstromphilies (5:39:11 PM): Why? maelstromphilies (5:39:38 PM): It's probably like SW North Dakota St Tech. maelstromphilies (5:40:11 PM): What's your major? NCAAmadman (5:40:36 PM): Double major in accounting and international business maelstromphilies (5:40:38 PM): Psychology or something? As smart as you are, I bet you're going to be a doctor. I bet you'll one day find the cure for cancer. NCAAmadman (5:40:39 PM): minor in spanish maelstromphilies (5:40:54 PM): Do you already know Spanish? NCAAmadman (5:41:14 PM): yes maelstromphilies (5:41:31 PM): Como te llamos? NCAAmadman signed off at 5:41:58 PM. |
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07-07-2003, 06:47 PM
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Join Date: May 2002
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You know, this gets better all the time. And no, I am not telling whether spleen is me or I am him.
 He also messaged me as NCAAmadman asking if I needed anything. I do believe the house of cards is afalling down Nice work Matt Keep that alias for me eh?
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07-07-2003, 08:08 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Des Moines, Iowa
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his screen names are "VirtualMLB" "VirtualNCAA" "NCAAmadman" and "crmdn11901"
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07-07-2003, 08:09 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Des Moines, Iowa
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My favorite exchange:
"NCAAmadman (5:20:52 PM): then why are you afraid to reveal your identity maelstromphilies (5:21:02 PM): My name is Matt. NCAAmadman (5:21:07 PM): if your too afraid to expose yourself, get off my IM screen" This coming from the guy who calls himself "Kevin Williams" when that's not even his real name. Classic. |
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07-07-2003, 08:18 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 7,505
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lol this is entertaining, some people are just messed up
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07-07-2003, 08:31 PM
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Bat Boy
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Evanston, IL
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Is this the same guy who used to go by "HornsManiac" and was caught cheating in the RWBL? His first name was Kevin too...
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07-07-2003, 08:38 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Albion, RI
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This guy's real name is David Parker...unless that's another pen name he uses for eW.
He and I had a few classic exchanges. One of them was from when his entrance into JWay's first league was actually going to make me quit. I have a lot of experience in dealing with morons like this. VirtualMLB: john, wait man VirtualMLB: john VirtualMLB: why wont you come in? VirtualMLB: quit if your going to quit next time UCONNROX11: Go make another seven screen names to try to get me to like you. VirtualMLB: like i said VirtualMLB: quit if your going to quit VirtualMLB: you talk a good game, but you can never do what you say UCONNROX11: I figure I shouldn't have to quit because of a jackass like you. UCONNROX11: And I have nothing to prove to you. UCONNROX11: But, like the needy idiot you are, you'll keep IMing me, just because you want someone to talk to. VirtualMLB: not really VirtualMLB: talking to 2 other people right now UCONNROX11: And, when I say "bye", you'll say wait, and IM me 9 or 10 times to try to get me to talk to you again, and claim it's your "brother", like usual. UCONNROX11: And again, you'll claim you don't do that, but we'll see. VirtualMLB: dude VirtualMLB: you predict to much UCONNROX11: Tell me more things about me that are wrong. UCONNROX11: Go on. You're omnipotent. UCONNROX11: I mean, who else would IM me about 21w, just to talk to me about FOB? You're just a ridiculous person, and it's easy to see why you were talking about contraction in your own league. UCONNROX11: But, I don't see why I'm wasting my time. UCONNROX11: So, I won't. VirtualMLB: ominipotent VirtualMLB: you dont even know what it menas UCONNROX11: It means all-powerful, and it least I can spell it. VirtualMLB: you have the mental capacity of an ape UCONNROX11: Which would still be two or three rungs above yours. UCONNROX11: But, why resort to your level? UCONNROX11: Why warn you a few times ("on accident", no less)? You're just a child. You'll learn. VirtualMLB: learn what VirtualMLB: you cant follow through comey VirtualMLB: your a wimp VirtualMLB: if you quit, you quit UCONNROX11: I shouldn't have to. I was in the league first. Why bow out just because you join? I warned Jordan about you, I figured that was a better route. VirtualMLB: im still in too UCONNROX11: And, you just called me a wimp on the INTERNET. How superficial and shallow are you? VirtualMLB: your cheap underhanded tactics to get me out of the league didnt work this time UCONNROX11: Go look those up, and when you come back with the definitions, I'll make sure to start ignoring you again. Because I'm a wimp, and I don't follow through. VirtualMLB: and your cheap too VirtualMLB: dont forget to mention cheap VirtualMLB: your as cheap as that k-mart blue light special shirt your wearing UCONNROX11: Mm-hmm. UCONNROX11: Right, mm-hmm. VirtualMLB: dont think too hard with a comeback comey UCONNROX11: I've had enough. I don't feel like contributing to my community service and talk to you anymore. Time to go back on block. VirtualMLB: your brain can only handle so much before you just start ignoring people I have at least one or two more...when I get home, I'll post them. When I showed this particular one to Jordan, he got canned from the league. -John |
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07-07-2003, 08:44 PM
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Minors (Single A)
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Ft Hood, TX
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Wow...
And to think I almost joined his NCAA league. Whew! Talk about disaster narrowly averted... --Geoff NSBL Asst. Commissioner |
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07-07-2003, 08:49 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Albion, RI
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Oh, I was in his VNCAA league, partly to appease him, partly because my friend was joining.
When I get my e-sports world going, I'll make sure a college basketball league is put in along with it. I don't know the groundwork for it yet, simply because I don't know what the market will be for a full-fledged college game. It appears, however, that the VNCAA is gone. Oh well. My Huskies, despite not me doing anything with them because I never got emails from David/Kevin, won the championship.  -John |
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07-07-2003, 09:21 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: OTBL Forums
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ROFL
Why is it that the online leagues forum always has the best threads?
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Back to work, but not drawing a paycheck. TonyJ et. al.'s alias “I confused it with the chicken’s neck,” Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. “I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it.” |
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07-07-2003, 09:30 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Mar 2002
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HR,
I've got more where my convo came from. I had to deal with this imp for months. I don't have the heart to block people. They'll usually find one way or another to make it into a project I'm working on...a book of AIM conversations with idiots. I think it'll really sell. -John |
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07-07-2003, 09:42 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: OTBL Forums
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Post em all!
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Back to work, but not drawing a paycheck. TonyJ et. al.'s alias “I confused it with the chicken’s neck,” Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. “I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it.” |
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07-07-2003, 10:18 PM
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07-07-2003, 10:30 PM
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07-07-2003, 10:31 PM
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Banned
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Location: Snellville, Georgia
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so is this just like the designated week for crazy OOTP bull**** or what?
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07-08-2003, 12:16 AM
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Unfortunately, they seem to be on my Compaq, which is currently not working. If anyone wants to see them in the future, once I get that laptop fixed, I'll post them to my website.
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