Its May

[twins15]

Originally Posted by Malleus Dei

Jesus Christ.

Where?

[Zitofan75]

Originally Posted by twins15

Where?

He is coming.

Look busy.

[rhydymwyn]

Originally Posted by twins15

Where?

Jesus, Mike De... Currently plays for the Dayton Dragons (the Reds' Class A MidWest League affiliate). He is a backup 2B out of Coastal Carolina University. In 11 appearances (out of 22 team games) he is hitting .269 in 26 at-bats. All seven hits are singles. He does have two sac-flies, but he has committed two errors and grounded into a double play in his limited action. With three walks, 0/2 in steal attempts, five runs, and one RBI, he really needs to pick it up to make The Show.

If that is not who you meant, Ches "Squak" Crist appeared in six games for Philadelphia in 1906. He went 0/11 with one HBP and committed two errors from his position behind the plate.

If you are still looking for your Messiah, Mark recently retired from the NHL. (Okay, it was Messier, but still.)

[Doughnuts?]

Originally Posted by twins15

Where?

In my oatmeal this morning. If He's there tomorrow, I'll say hi for you.

[Cras]

Originally Posted by Doughnuts?

In my oatmeal this morning. If He's there tomorrow, I'll say hi for you.

Behold the Lamb of God.

[theasfl]

Originally Posted by Cras

God is a Sox fan. To that I have no doubt.

John 3:16...

and the Lord said, "Go Sox"

[Cras]

Originally Posted by theasfl

John 3:16...

and the Lord said, "Go Sox"

Nice Family Guy reference. Blasphemous, but still a good reference nonetheless.

[theasfl]

Originally Posted by Cras

Nice Family Guy reference. Blasphemous, but still a good reference nonetheless.

I was sentenced to 12 years in christian school but got out in 8 for good behavior...Ive served my time.

[Malleus Dei]

Did I say "Gack" yet?

If not:

Gack.

[theasfl]

Originally Posted by Malleus Dei

Did I say "Gack" yet?

If not:

Gack.

if I was the mcgsports alias creator I would make an acronym out of it

[Cras]

Originally Posted by theasfl

I was sentenced to 12 years in christian school but got out in 8 for good behavior...Ive served my time.

Are you telling me Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?

sorry, I couldn't resist.

[theasfl]

Originally Posted by Cras

Are you telling me Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?

sorry, I couldn't resist.

he can...but he cant throw one he himself couldnt hit?

[cdheer]

Originally Posted by Cras

Are you telling me Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?

Then I say, "F*** you, Jobu; I do it myself."

--Pedro Cerrano

[Malleus Dei]

"Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come."

[Gorilla Shakespeare]

Originally Posted by Cras

Behold the Lump of God.

Fixed!

[cdheer]

"Up yours, Jobu," Harris says, as he swigs Jobu's rum.

--chris

[silvam14]

Want me to drag him out of here, kick the s@#t out of him?

[cdheer]

Jake Taylor: [to Rexman] Hell of a situation we got here. Two on, two out, your team down a run and you've got the chance to be the hero on national television... if you don't blow it. Saw your wife last night. Great little dancer. That guy she was with? I'm sure he's a close personal friend, but tell me, what was he doing with her panties on his head?

[Rexman pops the ball straight up]

Jake Taylor: Uh-oh, Rexie, I don't think this one's got the distance.

--chris

[treedom]

Blasphemous jokes are the best kind of jokes.

[kagnew35]

Originally Posted by Malleus Dei

Jesus Christ.

name dropper