All-Death injury.txt file - Page 2

Henry · 03-16-2004, 03:16 PM

I can't believe I'm reading this.... LOL

purduerowdy · 03-16-2004, 03:18 PM

brainwashed fan wanders onto the field, retrieves gun from under second base and accidentally shoots player in an attempt to kill the queen of england.

angry midgets storm the field.

fireworks display gone awry.

dougaiton · 03-16-2004, 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by Gastric ReFlux

But boy, it was quite a shock this morning when I said dangit and loaded up my regular league instead, went to check on a guy who was Day-to-Day and found out he had the Bubonic Plague.

Of course, with bubonic plague not being contagious, he could happily interact with all his other teammates without fear of contaminating them. He would die in a few days, but still...

Now, the Black Death on the other hand...

Gastric ReFlux · 03-16-2004, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by dougaiton
Of course, with bubonic plague not being contagious, he could happily interact with all his other teammates without fear of contaminating them. He would die in a few days, but still...

Now, the Black Death on the other hand...

I'm not sure if OOTP has modeled contagious diseases correctly. Ebola failed to infect any of the other teammates of one unfortunate victim in DoubleA ball.

Nukester · 03-16-2004, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by kingcharlesxii
I've also had the thought of a short season league (10-20 games) where the winning team gets to execute a member of the losing team, either a guy of their choice or the player that performed the worst on the losing team, I hadn't decided. It would get to be a hassle to manually career-end guys after every game so I never ended up making it. You would have to have a huge draft to keep the player pool well-stocked. It sounds similar to what you had suggested in the other thread.

Execution....I like it. This one definitly made me laugh out loud

purduerowdy · 03-16-2004, 06:06 PM

more ways to die in-game:

beaned in the head by nolan ryan

tackled by don zimmer (he's hefty)

run face-first into OF wall

brain explosion due to 'roid rage

OD'd on coke during the game

the watercooler fought back

Ragin Cajun · 03-16-2004, 07:29 PM

Speaking of Ryan, I was thinking along the line of getting "Ventura'd" and pummelled into oblivion.

Guy coming in spikes up and severing the old jugular vein and bleeding out on the second base bag.

Going to San Fran, and getting hit by a "battery chucker". If it's a AA, you're probably OK; but one of those "D" sizes would definitely cave the old cranium in.

The beer commercial that showed the guy going to the warning "Moat" and getting eaten by crocs.

Standing at the plate and your teammate loses his grip during a practice swing. Bat flies out and smashes the grill, killing the unfortunate one.

Bill II · 03-16-2004, 07:36 PM

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Originally posted by purduerowdy
brainwashed fan wanders onto the field, retrieves gun from under second base and accidentally shoots player in an attempt to kill the queen of england.

angry midgets storm the field.

fireworks display gone awry.

My son & I used an injury from the same movie in our solo league.

Mauled by tiger "Howabout that sports fans"

Bill II · 03-16-2004, 07:56 PM

For games in Philadelphia,

Batter beaten to death by Bruce Kison for charging the mound.
(Mike Schmidt Injury)

Centerfielder drowns in pool of tobacco juice.
(Lenny Dykstra injury)

cknox0723 · 03-17-2004, 12:08 AM

Some other in-game deaths:

- suddenly realizing that Roger Cedeno is in centerfield
- somehow winding up in Veterans' Stadium
- rosin-bag-poisoning
- hitting an artery while attempting to inject self with "performance enhancing drugs," more commonly called "'roids."
- choking on sunflower seeds
- slipping and falling on remains of teammates' chewed sunflower seed
- taking the batter's eye too literally

Craig

Faroo6 · 03-17-2004, 12:48 AM

Roger Clemens hits you in the jugular with the sharp end of a broken bat he thought was the ball.

Vaseline on your hat has been replaced with cyanide, poisoned while licking your fingers.

Batter gets beaned, kicks catcher in the throat before charging the mound(a'la that guy in the minors), severs jugular.

Foul ball off of home plate comes back up and hits batter in the "special place", batter isn't wearing a cup.

Pitcher takes a line drive between the eyes.

Slip coming up the concrete steps during a rain delay to entertain fans, split skull.

spleen1015 · 03-17-2004, 12:52 AM

It seems you guys have some fans.

Click Me

Big Willis 16 · 03-17-2004, 12:57 AM

LOL! ^^

kingcharlesxii · 03-17-2004, 01:03 AM

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Originally posted by spleen1015
It seems you guys have some fans.

Click Me

Beautiful

I didn't know that I wasn't hugged enough as a kid, place a small value on life, and am set to go shoot up my school (never mind that I am not in school anymore!) I thought it was just a game, silly me

As for ideas, since I'm bored of waiting for OOTP 6, I started up an execution league. So far after two games, I lost my ace starter (he gave up 8 runs on 5 hits in the first inning and I knew he was going to the guillotine) and my #2 middle reliever (blew the game by giving up a grand slam in the 10th inning). It's pretty entertaining actually. I'd do a writeup in the dynasty forum but I think I'd scare people

P.S. Hi FOF people! *waves*

Big Willis 16 · 03-17-2004, 01:13 AM

Dude, thats awesome!

But now I am getting the feeling I'm......being watched.

ctorg · 03-17-2004, 10:36 AM

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Originally posted by spleen1015
It seems you guys have some fans.

Click Me

Awesome!!

Reading how seriously they took this thread over there is quite funny, actually.

GR, why don't we do one about Roy Hobbs so that someone on another board can see it and remark about how people over here can't tell the difference between reality and fiction or something?

Gastric ReFlux · 03-17-2004, 10:58 AM

That's funny stuff all right.

tim_uwrf · 03-17-2004, 11:41 AM

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EagleFan

Imagine if that was a thread in the TPF forums: "My complaint about not supporting Death Leagues is valid..." I think I would have even responded with something that would force me to label myself as a fanboy.

I think what I like the best about that thread is their reaction to our reaction. Like they can't understand why a thread like that would warrant negative reactions.

Maybe that guy should go over to a NASCAR Racing forum and post a complaint about the game because it doesn't support drivers getting killed in a crash, like say in turn 3 at Daytona.

wow

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Rizon

I'm particularly fond of that Rizon fellow from that thread.

lol

ctorg · 03-17-2004, 11:54 AM

Um, we're not killing real people or anything. It's a sim. Some of us have a darker sense of humor than others. Simulated players dying can be funny. Real players dying is not. There is a huge difference.

kingcharlesxii · 03-17-2004, 12:18 PM

Whatever. If they don't understand why I would want to run a league like my execution league, that's their problem. Many ancient civilizations practiced human sacrifice and it's not too far fetched that ritual sacrifice could have happened after a sports game. Plus, this thread was done almost completely in humor anyway

I am now doing my league because I am curious to see what player development and the results would be like if the worst performer in the game was executed and removed from the league.

03-16-2004, 07:29 PM	#27
Ragin Cajun All Star Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Atascosita, TX Posts: 1,173	Speaking of Ryan, I was thinking along the line of getting "Ventura'd" and pummelled into oblivion. Guy coming in spikes up and severing the old jugular vein and bleeding out on the second base bag. Going to San Fran, and getting hit by a "battery chucker". If it's a AA, you're probably OK; but one of those "D" sizes would definitely cave the old cranium in. The beer commercial that showed the guy going to the warning "Moat" and getting eaten by crocs. Standing at the plate and your teammate loses his grip during a practice swing. Bat flies out and smashes the grill, killing the unfortunate one. __________________ Former NBSL Commissioner: 16 years Former Online League Owner; six time champion

03-16-2004, 07:56 PM	#29
Bill II Major Leagues Join Date: May 2002 Location: Virginia, USA Posts: 466	For games in Philadelphia, Batter beaten to death by Bruce Kison for charging the mound. (Mike Schmidt Injury) Centerfielder drowns in pool of tobacco juice. (Lenny Dykstra injury) __________________ Bleeding Pirate Black since 1968! Visit the Great Gload's page. http://www.baseball-reference.com/g/gloadro01.shtml

03-17-2004, 12:57 AM	#33
Big Willis 16 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,616	LOL! ^^ __________________ A wise man once said "shutup and drink your beer!"

03-17-2004, 01:13 AM	#35
Big Willis 16 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,616	Dude, thats awesome! But now I am getting the feeling I'm......being watched. __________________ A wise man once said "shutup and drink your beer!"

03-17-2004, 11:54 AM	#39
ctorg Global Moderator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Queens, NY Posts: 9,848	Um, we're not killing real people or anything. It's a sim. Some of us have a darker sense of humor than others. Simulated players dying can be funny. Real players dying is not. There is a huge difference. __________________ My music "When the trees blow back and forth, that's what makes the wind." - Steven Wright Fjord emena pancreas thorax fornicate marmalade morpheme proteolysis smaxa cabana offal srue vitriol grope hallelujah lentils

03-16-2004, 03:16 PM	#21
Henry Hall of Fame Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 6,498	I can't believe I'm reading this.... LOL

03-16-2004, 03:18 PM	#22
purduerowdy Minors (Double A) Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: iowa Posts: 101	brainwashed fan wanders onto the field, retrieves gun from under second base and accidentally shoots player in an attempt to kill the queen of england. angry midgets storm the field. fireworks display gone awry.

03-16-2004, 06:06 PM	#26
purduerowdy Minors (Double A) Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: iowa Posts: 101	more ways to die in-game: beaned in the head by nolan ryan tackled by don zimmer (he's hefty) run face-first into OF wall brain explosion due to 'roid rage OD'd on coke during the game the watercooler fought back

03-17-2004, 12:08 AM	#30
cknox0723 All Star Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 1,957	Some other in-game deaths: - suddenly realizing that Roger Cedeno is in centerfield - somehow winding up in Veterans' Stadium - rosin-bag-poisoning - hitting an artery while attempting to inject self with "performance enhancing drugs," more commonly called "'roids." - choking on sunflower seeds - slipping and falling on remains of teammates' chewed sunflower seed - taking the batter's eye too literally Craig

03-17-2004, 12:52 AM	#32
spleen1015 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 6,000	It seems you guys have some fans. Click Me

03-17-2004, 10:58 AM	#37
Gastric ReFlux Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Member #3409 Posts: 8,350	That's funny stuff all right.

03-17-2004, 12:18 PM	#40
kingcharlesxii Hall Of Famer Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 2,730	Whatever. If they don't understand why I would want to run a league like my execution league, that's their problem. Many ancient civilizations practiced human sacrifice and it's not too far fetched that ritual sacrifice could have happened after a sports game. Plus, this thread was done almost completely in humor anyway I am now doing my league because I am curious to see what player development and the results would be like if the worst performer in the game was executed and removed from the league. __________________ OTBA - Stockholm Royal Squirrels of Sweden OOTP Grand League Champion 2015