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Since we seem to be sharing horror stories...
My friend's roommate in college got blazingly drunk one night and pissed... well, somewhere. They thought it might have been the refrigerator, but didn't see anything in there (thankfully, my friend didn't have anything in there at the time). They never did manage to find it, as far as I know.
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I don't think his incident last year has anything to do with this story being brought up.
I think the fact that the man that revealed the story said he was beaten by Karim Garcia and Shane Spencer is the primary reason why this story is even relevant. The more I think about it, the more I wish Pedro hit Karim on the head. |
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Talk Sports, where every topic turns off topic.
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Once, me and some pals returned from a night out and went up one of my mates' rooms - his roommate (who had been out independently) was paralytic drunk in his bed. We spent 30 mins trying to wake him. Eventually, we got him awake, he insulted us all (mine was 'commie bastard', which he refused to apologise for the next day claiming 'you are one'), and staggered to the corner of the room. He pulled down all the posters of the wall he could reach, and started pissing on them and the carpet, while his roommate was trying to stop him with ineffective blows to the back. He then staggered back to the bed, grinning, and reached under for his stash of adult magazines, and murmured 'masturbation'. Thanfully, we managed to force him back into his prone stupor before he went through with the dreadful deed in a room of sober, surprised people. |
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I had a friend who whipped it out while crossing the street. He pissed his way across a major street in Brooklyn. No consequences resulted. He just zipped up and kept walking. He wasn't drunk or anything, but he really had to pee and there was no place to go. I don't know why he did it so publicly (I wasn't there at the time, but some other friends were and said he just kind of did it without saying anything), but he didn't get in any trouble.
At least Karim had the decency not to piss across a street.
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Well, the Daily News reports that the man said, "(Spencer) then hit me three times on the side. Then his buddy jumped on top of me."
But, that's all. I took it as if Karim Garcia got involved with the "beating" but, I can see what you are talking about because the guy never does say that Garcia hit him. |
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What the hell is up with this guy and getting into things?
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Quite simply, it's called being a jerk.
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His Bad luck Continues: Jose Reyes lined drived a foul ball baseball right in Garcia windshield of his brand new Hummer
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I can relate to what Livnlegend said. One time I was sleeping in my living room (I was about 14-15) and my mother woke me up to go to bed. I had to be very tired because I had to urinate really bad and for some reason I just pulled my penis out in the middle of the living room and started to urinate. My mother had to guide me into the bathroom. Keep in mind I was about 14-15 at the time. I don't know why I did it, but I was extremely tired and I guess my mind wasn't working properly at the time. It was kind of like an out of body experience. I knew what I was doing, but I couldn't control anything. I wasn't drunk either
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Freud once said something about this, J
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Discussion of public urination and the dusting off of the Denton alias. Can it get any better then that???
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