Beer League

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Twisted X Chupahopra have signed free agent first baseman Ed Bugay to a 1 year / $146 contract

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Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys have signed free agent third baseman Ian Tracy to a 1 year / $150 contract

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News from around the league:

- Justin Sheridan (RP) of Toboggan Lunatic Fridge will miss 6 months due to a torn elbow flexor tendon

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Russian River Blind Pig have signed free agent left fielder Marc Ward to a 1 year / $148 contract

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News from around the league:

- Andy Partridge (RP) of Terrapin Hopsecutioner will miss the season due to a torn rotator cuff

- Kyle Abernathy (SP) of Big Sky Trout Slayer will miss the season due to a damaged elbow ligament

- Kyle Parks (RP) of Prairie Sun Mad Hopper will miss the season due to a damaged elbow ligament

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Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels have signed free agent left fielder Tim Hamilton to a 5 year / $580 contract

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News from around the league:

- Devin Fults (SP) of Scorched Earth Giant Killer will miss the season due to a damaged elbow ligament

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Horsefly Jazzy Razzy have signed free agent first baseman Jordan Obispo to a 1 year / $124 contract

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Horsefly Jazzy Razzy have signed free agent second baseman Amaru Surotama to a 1 year / $45 contract

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News from around the league:

- Jaime Kreps (SP) of Russian River Blind Pig will miss 4-5 months due to a torn meniscus

- Ryan Gustafson (SP) of Russian River Blind Pig will miss 4 months due to a partially torn labrum

-Nick Sutliff (SP) of Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens will miss 9 months due to a torn ulnar collateral ligament

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Lager League Pre-Season Predictions:

some rather ambitious predictions on the offensive side in both leagues this year.

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Stout League Pre-Season Predictions:

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9 Apr 2032: OPENING DAY!

Gold beer award: Ed Matlock of Funky Buddha Huki Idol - Matlock went 3-for-4 with 3 home runs, 7 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 13-5 win over Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels

Silver beer award: Dan Taylor of Funky Buddha Huki Idol - Taylor went 2-for-3 with 2 home runs, 5 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 13-5 win over Smog City

Bronze beer award: Alex Avellaneda of Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth - Avellaneda went 3-for-5 with 2 home runs, 4 RBIs and 2 runs scored in an 8-6 loss to Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla

other scores from around the league:

Ballast Point Commodores defeat Charleville Half Wits 8-3

Laughing Sun Red Dwarf defeat Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens 6-2

Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 4-3

-Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Tree House Tornado 5-2

Four Hands Typhon defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 11-2

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 3-2

-Chafunkta Kingfish defeat Kona Pipeline 7-0

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 10-0

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Red Rock Elephino 7-6

-Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 8-2

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 7-3

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Russian River Blind Pig 7-3

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 10-7

-Goose Island Goslings defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 8-2

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt 9-5

-Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 5-3

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Twisted X Chupahopra 5-4

-Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Mispillion River War Goose 7-3

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News from around the league:

-Malik Kirby (RP) of Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt will miss 5-6 months due to an arthritic elbow

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Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt left fielder Min-Soo Kim has announced he will retire after this season. Kim joined the league in the inaugural 2020 season with Crooked Crab, then with Ballast Point (2021), and Charleville (2022), before joining Four Hands where he would play from 2023-2031. Kim holds the Beer League all-time hitting streak record of 41 games.

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10 Apr 2032:

Gold beer award: Chris Silverman of Prairie Sun Mad Hopper - Silverman went 4-for-5 with a double, a triple, 3 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 12-5 win over Four Hands Typhon

Silver beer award: Dusty Daniels of Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck - Daniels went 3-for-5 with 2 home runs, 3 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 15-5 win over Russian River Blind Pig

Bronze beer award: Alex Juarez of Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt - Juarez went 3-for-4 with 2 doubles, a home run, 3 RBIs and 3 runs scored in an 11-1 win over Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot

other scores from around the league:

Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Sierra Nevada Narwhals 4-3

Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 10-5

Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 4-2

Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Goose Island Goslings 5-4

Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 8-3

Thimble Island Kraken defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 6-1

Toboggan Lunatic Fridge defeat Tattered Flag Man of War 8-1

Kona Pipeline defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 8-4

Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 5-4

Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Red Rock Elephino 3-2

Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 11-3

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 5-1

Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Mispillion River War Goose 2-1

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Big Sky Trout Slayer 6-4

-Tree House Tornado defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 12-6

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth 7-4

-Charleville Half Wits defeat Ballast Point Commodores 7-4

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News from around the league:

-Josh Jacobson (RP) of Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow will miss 4-5 months due to radial nerve compression

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11 Apr 2032:

Gold beer award: Ed Bugay of Twisted X Chupahopra - Bugay went 3-for-4 with 3 home runs, 6 RBIs and 3 runs scored in a 12-3 win over Big Sky Trout Slayer

Silver beer award: Josh Juliano of Jester King Das Wunderkind - Juliano went 3-for-5 with a double, a home run, 5 RBIs and 3 runs scored in an 11-6 win over Red Rock Elephino

Bronze beer award: Nate McBride of Jester King Das Wunderkind - McBride went 2-for-3 with 2 home runs, 2 RBIS and 4 runs scored in an 11-6 win over Red Rock

other scores from around the league:

Texas Leaguer Chin Music defeat Mispillion River War Goose 4-2

Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 8-4

Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot 7-6 in 20 innings

Daft Badger Hoppypotamus defeat Tree House Tornado 6-5

Goose Island Goslings defeat Boulder Killer Penguin 7-2

Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Palmetto Ghost Rider 7-6

Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Russian River Blind Pig 8-7

Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 5-3

Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 5-3

Terrapin Hopsecutioner defeat Rabid Dwarves of Doom 5-3

Thimble Island Kraken defeat Crooked Crab Furious George 6-4

Kona Pipeline defeat Chafunkta Kingfish 3-2

Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 10-5

Four Hands Typhon defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 9-4

Ballast Point Commodores defeat Charleville Half Wits 6-2

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth 7-5

Sierra Nevada Narwhals defeat Scorched Earth Giant Killer 5-4 in 11 innings

-Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 4-3

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12 Apr 2032:

Gold beer award: Greg Burkel of Thimble Island Kraken - Burkel went 8 innings, giving up 5 hits and no runs with no walks and 5 strikeouts in a 2-0 win over Funky Buddha Huki Idol

Silver beer award: Jim Nyseth of Texas Leaguer Chin Music - Nyseth went 3-for-5 with a triple, a home run, 2 RBIs and 2 runs scored in an 8-5 win over Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla

Bronze beer award: Danny Amador of Texas Leaguer Chin Music - Amador went 2-for-5 with 2 home runs, 2 RBIs and 2 runs scored in an 8-5 win over Firefly Hollow

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13 Apr 2032:

Gold beer award: Eric Schnare of Kona Pipeline - Schnare went 4-for-5 with 2 doubles, a home run, 4 RBIs and 3 runs scored in an 11-2 win over Four Hands Typhon

Silver beer award: Kevin Harris of Sierra Nevada Narwhals - Harris went 3-for-5 with 2 home runs, 5 RBIs and 2 runs scored in a 9-8 loss to Goose Island Goslings

Bronze beer award: Brad Eberly of Chafunkta Kingfish - Eberly went 2-for-3 with 2 home runs, 3 RBIs and 3 runs scored in an 8-5 win over Smog City Sabre Toothed Squirrels

other scores from around the league:

-Big Sky Trout Slayer defeat Laughing Sun Red Dwarf 10-9

-Firefly Hollow Dire Chinchilla defeat Texas Leaguer Chin Music 2-1

-Twisted X Chupahopra defeat Ballast Point Commodores 6-5

-Foulmouthed Hypnotizing Chickens defeat Meadowlark Magic Hobo Monkeys 7-6 in 10 innings

-Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot defeat Daft Badger Hoppypotamus 3-2

-Thimble Island Kraken defeat Funky Buddha Huki Idol 4-3 in 13 innings

-Rabid Dwarves of Doom defeat Russian River Blind Pig 4-1

-Palmetto Ghost Rider defeat Toboggan Lunatic Fridge 11-3

-Crooked Crab Furious George defeat Stony Creek Crankenstein 7-5

-Tattered Flag Man of War defeat Terrapin Hopsecutioner 7-6

-Jester King Das Wunderkind defeat Prairie Sun Mad Hopper 10-3

-Sleeping Giant Beaver Duck defeat Red Rock Elephino 7-6

-Odious Cellars Rubied Perspective defeat Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow 7-1

-Boulder Killer Penguin defeat Charleville Half Wits 8-4

-Great Raft Reasonably Corrupt defeat Mispillion River War Goose 6-4

-Scorched Earth Giant Killer defeat Waikiki Jalapeno Mouth 4-3

-Tree House Tornado defeat Horsefly Jazzy Razzy 13-2