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gpm22 · 03-20-2003, 09:24 PM

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Originally posted by Tusso
No, I knew about the two ownerspages. The one owners page on the site, was mine. I had been getting all the Gm's. Then Jblaze decided to make his own owners page because he didnt like mine. On his owners page he had his team (The Braves) as Baller as the owner. My site had Jblaze. He switched it once he knew everyone found out who he was.

The owner's page that jblaze used was mine.

Delgadodawg · 03-20-2003, 09:29 PM

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Originally posted by jjd
Or Abbott... and Abbott...

gpm22 · 03-20-2003, 09:29 PM

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Originally posted by jblaze03fuel
I don't even care, Im done with sims. For now...

Famous last words.

Delgadodawg · 03-20-2003, 09:29 PM

EDIT--Double Post

Sandberg · 03-20-2003, 09:33 PM

I'm just glad I found this post after it had hit the 3rd page. Haven't laughed that hard in awhile!

Who said that guys who stay at home and play sports sims can't have a sense of humor?

Shawn

Old Man · 03-20-2003, 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by Michael Xavier
OK, that last post had nothing to do with this thread. Hold on, and let me make it more applicable.

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There is this penguin named Tusso that takes his car to a mechanic to have it looked at. The mechanic tells the penguin named Tusso that it will probably be an hour before he can check it out, so the penguin named Tusso walks down the street to get some ice cream.

Now the diner was nasty, and the penguin named Tusso accidently sat in some melted ice cream. So when he goes back to the shop the mechanic tells him, "Looks like you've been in a league with JBlaze."

The penguin named Tusso says, "Dammit, he screwed around with my car too? This '89 Pinto is my most favorite possession. I am so mad, I'm going to go sideswipe a Volvo."

LOL

Cooleyvol · 03-20-2003, 09:57 PM

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Originally posted by Michael Xavier
There is this penguin that takes his car to a mechanic to have it looked at. The mechanic tells the penguin that it will probably be an hour before he can check it out, so the penguin walks down the street to get some ice cream.

Now penguins have a tough time eating ice cream, because they do not have hands, so the penguin gets ice cream all over his face. When he goes back to the shop the mechanic tells him, "Looks like you've blown a seal."

The penguin says, "No, its just ice cream."

Mike,

I heard that joke TODAY at work for the first time.............that's weird!

Michael Xavier · 03-21-2003, 06:36 AM

I heard it two weeks ago. It is my new favorite joke.

Jake · 03-21-2003, 07:58 AM

This thread is going nowhere. Reminds me of a shark feeding.

darkhorse · 03-21-2003, 01:26 PM

It should be moved to off-topic where it can die from lack of attention.

sporr · 03-21-2003, 01:34 PM

It would be interesting to get Tusso and JBlaze into the same AOL room and watch them talk to "each other".

Dwolfson20 · 03-21-2003, 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by darkhorse
It should be moved to off-topic where it can die from lack of attention.

Yeah, but then worthless posts like this one wouldn't count.

Dwolfson20 · 03-21-2003, 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by William4192
What is going on? Why does he talk to himself?

LivnLegend · 03-21-2003, 06:45 PM

As far as I am concerned, I have no sympathy for Tusso. It's like the old fable of the toad and snake where the frog agrees to aid a snake to help the snake cross the river. As they are crossing, the snake eats the frog, despite promising not to, and they both drown. As they are going the frog says "Why did you do this? Now we will both die?" The snake says, "Hey it's my nature. After all, I am a snake." When you team up with guys like jblaze, you get what you deserve.

Plus I warned tusso doubly when I asked tusso to remove certain parts of his website that were direct ripoffs of the USBA (right down to the same fictional player names). He said they were his own creation. Like I said, no sympathy.

darkhorse · 03-21-2003, 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by LivnLegend
It's like the old fable of the toad and snake where the frog agrees to aid a snake to help the snake cross the river. As they are crossing, the snake eats the frog, despite promising not to, and they both drown. As they are going the frog says "Why did you do this? Now we will both die?" The snake says, "Hey it's my nature. After all, I am a snake."

This fable makes zero sense. How can the snake and frog have a conversation after the frog has been eaten. Also, many snakes do just fine in the swimming department. Also, this must have been one goddamn big frog to carry a snake on its back.

messenjah · 03-21-2003, 07:04 PM

yeah, he signed onto my league as Atlanta and since I never heard word one form him since, I opened the space. I was willing to give him another chance, but he decided not to be to involved. I'm still willing to give anyone else a second chance because I've been given a second chance, but if they screw me, they are not getting my respect.

LivnLegend · 03-21-2003, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by darkhorse
This fable makes zero sense. How can the snake and frog have a conversation after the frog has been eaten. Also, many snakes do just fine in the swimming department. Also, this must have been one goddamn big frog to carry a snake on its back.

I'm guessing you were beat often when you were a kid?

Michael Xavier · 03-21-2003, 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by LivnLegend
I'm guessing you were beat often when you were a kid?

I don't know about him as a child, but I heard that he likes being beat often, now. There is this woman he knows named Mistress Discordia, and she has this crotchless full body leather get-up...

darkhorse · 03-21-2003, 07:16 PM

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Originally posted by LivnLegend
I'm guessing you were beat often when you were a kid?

Nein, my peaceful nature is the stuff of fable.

Eckstein 4 Prez · 03-21-2003, 08:09 PM

You got the fable wrong, at least according to my sources. It's a scorpion and a frog, and the scorpion stings the frog after promising not to, thus causing them both to drown. As they are sinking, the frog gasps, "Why did you do that? Now we're both going to drown." The scorpion replies, "It's in my nature."

03-20-2003, 09:33 PM	#45
Sandberg All Star Reserve Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 568	I'm just glad I found this post after it had hit the 3rd page. Haven't laughed that hard in awhile! Who said that guys who stay at home and play sports sims can't have a sense of humor? Shawn __________________ Shawn Dylla Asahi 3 Baseball - Commissioner and Twins

03-21-2003, 06:36 AM	#48
Michael Xavier Major Leagues Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Evansville, IN Posts: 455	I heard it two weeks ago. It is my new favorite joke. __________________ OOTP since March 2002

03-21-2003, 01:26 PM	#50
darkhorse Hall Of Famer Join Date: May 2002 Location: fort worth, tx Posts: 10,850	It should be moved to off-topic where it can die from lack of attention. __________________ "The Human Torch was denied a bank loan."

03-21-2003, 06:45 PM	#54
LivnLegend Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 100% pure adrenaline! Posts: 5,624	As far as I am concerned, I have no sympathy for Tusso. It's like the old fable of the toad and snake where the frog agrees to aid a snake to help the snake cross the river. As they are crossing, the snake eats the frog, despite promising not to, and they both drown. As they are going the frog says "Why did you do this? Now we will both die?" The snake says, "Hey it's my nature. After all, I am a snake." When you team up with guys like jblaze, you get what you deserve. Plus I warned tusso doubly when I asked tusso to remove certain parts of his website that were direct ripoffs of the USBA (right down to the same fictional player names). He said they were his own creation. Like I said, no sympathy. __________________ Excess ain't rebellion. You're drinking what they're selling.

03-21-2003, 08:09 PM	#60
Eckstein 4 Prez Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: The OC Posts: 6,358	You got the fable wrong, at least according to my sources. It's a scorpion and a frog, and the scorpion stings the frog after promising not to, thus causing them both to drown. As they are sinking, the frog gasps, "Why did you do that? Now we're both going to drown." The scorpion replies, "It's in my nature." __________________ Looking for an insomnia cure? Check out my dynasty thread, The Dawn of American Professional Base Ball, 1871.

03-20-2003, 09:29 PM	#44
Delgadodawg All Star Reserve Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Vancouver Posts: 800	EDIT--Double Post

03-21-2003, 07:58 AM	#49
Jake Minors (Single A) Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 55	This thread is going nowhere. Reminds me of a shark feeding.

03-21-2003, 01:34 PM	#51
sporr Global Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Muscatine, IA Posts: 8,277	It would be interesting to get Tusso and JBlaze into the same AOL room and watch them talk to "each other".

03-21-2003, 07:04 PM	#56
messenjah All Star Reserve Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Washington State Posts: 565	yeah, he signed onto my league as Atlanta and since I never heard word one form him since, I opened the space. I was willing to give him another chance, but he decided not to be to involved. I'm still willing to give anyone else a second chance because I've been given a second chance, but if they screw me, they are not getting my respect.