Ways to tell if the FBBL is for you.

crackpott · 06-29-2002, 01:47 AM

1. If redheads make your pants tingle, the FBBL may just be for
you.

2. If your idea of a hot date is to pour coffee on your hand, the FBBL may just be for you.

3. If someone asks you why you've done something, and it occurs to you to respond "I did it all for the nookie", the FBBL may just be for you.

4. If someone asks you why you've done something, and you're too drunk to remember why you did it, the FBBL may just be for you.

5. If you think it would be a good idea for Canada to secretly attack a few countries and take them over, because NO ONE would suspect Canada, the FBBL may just be for you.

6. If you like Taco Bell, the FBBL may just be for you.

7. If you're smarter than George Bush... well, forget it, that doesn't exclude you from anyone...

8. If all it would take to get you to sleep with an ugly girl is two beers and cab fare home, the FBBL may just be for you.

9. If you have the video of Lady Marmalade on your computer, and no speakers, the FBBL may just be for you.

10. If you know the term "palm pilot" as a nickname instead of as a computer device, the FBBL may just be for you.

11. If when someone wants to pass you on the highway, and they ride your bumper and flash their lights until you pull over and let them pass, and you then cut back in behind them and ride their bumper and flash your lights at them, the FBBL may just be for you.

12. If you've ever tried to convince your girlfriend "See, honey? a threesome benefits everyone. We have to do it for the good of the nation!", the FBBL may just be for you.

13. If you're a fan of Donovan McNabb, Billy Corgan, or Laura Prepon, the FBBL may just be for you. If you're not... well, kiss my ass.

14. If the 4th of July means no more to you than an excuse to "celebrate your nations independance by blowing up a small part of it", the FBBL may just be for you.

15. If you buy Kraft Dinner not just because it's cheap, but because you like the taste, the FBBL may just be for you.

16. If you've read through all of these already, the FBBL may just be for you.

18. If you have cobwebs attatching you to your chair, the FBBL may just be for you.

19. If you noticed there was no #17, the FBBL may just be for you.

20. If you like cheese, the FBBL may just be for you.

21. If it's 1:30 in the morning, and you have nothing better to do than look for an online league, the FBBL may just be for you.

22. If people who use terms like "b4", and "i h8 this" and any other combination of letters and number that are not proper English piss you off, the FBBL may just be for you.

23. If you've often wondered why Leno has a better timeslot than Conan, the FBBL may just be for you.

24. If baseball isn't the first thing you think about when you hear the statistic "Men in scoring position", the FBBL may just be for you.

25. If you're on AIM constantly, and have an original name that doesn't consist of numbers, or is technically unpronouncable, the FBBL may just be for you.

26. If you find it funny that Troy O'Leary is "Coming straight outta Compton", the FBBL may just be for you.

27. If you find it funny when a scrawny little white boy such as myself claims I'm coming staight outta compton, the FBBL may just be for you.

28. If the only reason you know where Compton is is because of Dre, the FBBL may just be for you.

29. If you like your beer cold, your TV loud, and your homosexuals FLAMING, the FBBL may just be for you.

30. If you say "Thank you." when a girl calls you a pig, the FBBL may just be for you.

31. If you say "Well, I'd be happy to roll around in the mud with you!" when a girl calls you a pig, the FBBL may just be for you.

32. If because of comments like this, you now wear a jock strap around girls, the FBBL may just be for you.

33. If you've ever gone up to a Pepsi taste-test, saying "I drink 4 cans of Pepsi a day", choose Coke, and then when they say "Aw, you chose Coke..." said "And I've wasted the past decade drinking your crap? I'm glad you've shown me the light...", the FBBL may just be for you.

34. If you've ever watched Unhappily Ever After or Nikki just to see Nikki Cox's clevage, since there is obviously no other reason to watch the show, the FBBL may just be for you.

35. If you would have been the first out in "The Contest" in Seinfeld, the FBBL may just be for you.

36. If you are smart enough to know that you'd just be throwing your money away in a bet like that, the FBBL may just be for you.

37. If you've ever used a purity test as a checklist of future goals, the FBBL may just be for you.

38. If your reading material consists of this board and TV Guide, the FBBL may just be for you.

39. If you've gone through an elaborate scheme and mass planning just to get a hot girl to come to your house in a bikini, the FBBL may just be for you.

40. If you think Joe Carter sucks, the FBBL may just be for you.

41. If you knew that by eating tainted food from dented cans, you can simulate a gunshot wound to the stomach without actually being fired upon, the FBBL may just be for you.

42. If you've ever been told "Wrong hole, fool...", the FBBL may just be for you.

43. If you've never had the chance to be told that, the FBBL may just be for you.

44. If you know that if someone made you smoke oregano, and told you it was pot, you'd think you were high, the FBBL may just be for you.

45. If you think American Beer tastes like water, the FBBL may just be for you.

46. If you don't remember what water tastes like, the FBBL may just be for you.

47. If you've looked at pictures of women, trying to guess their bra size, the FBBL may just be for you.

48. If you've been yelled at by a women, while trying to check her bra size, the FBBL may just be for you.

49. If you've been slapped by a woman, while asking her bra size, the FBBL may just be for you.

50. If throughout all that, you've never gotten to figure out anyone's bra size, the FBBL may just be for you.

...I'm too lazy to post any details about the league. It's good. Very good. There is a link in my signature. AIM me at BJGM or mail me at
crackpott@rogers.com

LivnLegend · 06-29-2002, 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by crackpott

...I'm too lazy to post any details about the league.

LOL! But not too lazy to come up with 50 questions for us to judge if it's the right league for us?

crackpott · 06-29-2002, 02:32 AM

Legend... if you haven't noticed, i'm not the most forward-thinking person on these boards...

Michael Xavier · 06-29-2002, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by crackpott

45. If you think American Beer tastes like water, the FBBL may just be for you.

To quote Monty Python, "Personally, I find your American beer is like making love in a canoe."

"Making love in a canoe?"

"F***ing close to water."

Michael Xavier · 06-29-2002, 02:36 AM

Crackpott,

The fourth pic that you have of Nikki Cox has almost made me want to be a part of FBBL, but I fear that I am still to conservative and repressed to participate fully.

crackpott · 06-29-2002, 02:44 AM

I refer you to point #43.

crackpott · 06-29-2002, 06:50 PM

oh, fine... if I MUST be a conformist and describe my league....

We're entering the offseason between 2006 and 2007. I'll be honest about the reasons the owners left. One left because he and the owners and I were not getting along so well, one left because of lack of time, and one left because he didn't resign his ace, and said "Don't make me vote in the owner awards and I won't quit" Of course, I let him walk.

Take it at face value. I've been putting 6-7 hours a day into the league the last week or two. Clearly I have no life. I mean... I know there are 4150 minutes I have to wait before I'm supposed to call this voluptuous redhead... what else am I supposed to do in that time other than work on my league? Well... perhaps sleep.

Also, the teams available are actually GOOD... it's quite odd, really. So if you know what you're doing, and are online often, and you're happy with a league run by someone with no real life to speak of, check out the FBBL. Basically, this just served as a cheap, elaborate bump.

JML · 06-29-2002, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crackpott

40. If you think Joe Carter sucks, the FBBL may just be for you.

Get him off my TV, WGN!!! Bring back Stoney!

crackpott · 06-29-2002, 07:44 PM

wow, between you and specs my Maelstrom avatar is certainly making its rounds...

JML · 06-29-2002, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crackpott
wow, between you and specs my Maelstrom avatar is certainly making its rounds...

It's really a lovely avatar.

Lancer010 · 06-29-2002, 09:41 PM

Crackpott, thanks for making my day!!

I needed a good laugh.

CMH · 06-30-2002, 12:09 AM

are there any spots in the FBBL???

i've visited the site a couple of times...no not to ONLY look at the girls, even though i must admit its been the reason most of the time, but anywayz, viewing your site has made me wonder how fun it would be to be on an online league.

i never spent the time to see if there were any openings and i think there werent any. but if there were, just letting you know of my interest. otherwise, anyone else got any openings?

crackpott · 06-30-2002, 12:14 AM

yes, there are openings. For a Yankees fan... hmm... it'll be tough, but I suppose I can make an exception. In fact, the highest revenue team is open... perhaps you'd like to manage them and buy all the free agents. It would be just like owning the Yankees!

(Sorry... honestly, I'd love to have you in the league... I just hate the Yankees.

)

CMH · 06-30-2002, 12:21 AM

its understandable.

and actually i would prefer to rebuild a struggling team. BUT hey if that other team is actually available then that would be kool too. i'll probably just rebuild on my own anywayz.

if you were just pulling my leg, then thats ok. i'll find a league eventually. thanks though.

crackpott · 06-30-2002, 12:29 AM

no, seriously... you have a lot of posts. I like people with posts.

The Mexico Cities are available... neither really need to rebuild, although the american league one is kinda in the middle of a quasi-rebuilding mode. AIM me at BJGM.

Fadilles · 06-30-2002, 04:45 AM

I'm interested as well....i can see from the website u do have no life and put lots of time into the league.

(good thing though, very good)

Anyway, I dont have many posts cuz im new to the game in gen. but willing ta work ta learn it...anyway yeah i'd def. be int. in one of the Mexico City teams (preferably not the Banditos)

Dan

joshuaaaaaa · 07-01-2002, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by crackpott
yes, there are openings. For a Yankees fan... hmm... it'll be tough, but I suppose I can make an exception. In fact, the highest revenue team is open... perhaps you'd like to manage them and buy all the free agents. It would be just like owning the Yankees!

(Sorry... honestly, I'd love to have you in the league... I just hate the Yankees. )

Hey, if he wants to take over the Yankees, I'll take another team...much as I've spent time building the Yankees for the future (I hope). Its sometimes like eating tainted food in dented cans to have to root for them, even in an online league.

Of course, I have grown kind of attached to my players...and I'd still consider it.

joshuaaaaaa · 07-01-2002, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by crackpott
no, seriously... you have a lot of posts. I like people with posts.

The Mexico Cities are available... neither really need to rebuild, although the american league one is kinda in the middle of a quasi-rebuilding mode. AIM me at BJGM.

Mexico City is a joke...that thin air totally distorts stats (imagine Coors on steroids). I still propose an amendment where we seed the clouds with a poison that kills everyone and everything above 5,500 feet above sea level...bingo, no more Mexico City teams, and the Rockies still get to survive (hey, they have history).

And, of course, that's just my opinion...after seeing Pudge Rodriguez top 70 HRs and 200 RBIs two years in a row and listening to Babe Ruth and Hack Wilson roll over in their graves.

[WWBL]Batboy · 07-01-2002, 11:32 PM

joshuaaaaaa why don't you do like the Clevland Browns? Pack up your team and move to Mexico City (or Denver) and leave the Yankee name for the next bum to move in NY, since you like your players and you put the team together. Go anybody, beat the Yankees!

joshuaaaaaa · 07-02-2002, 12:43 AM

Well, there is that small matter of $41,000,000 I get in broadcast revenue each year...If I find another market that will provide that, I'd consider it.

06-29-2002, 02:32 AM	#3
crackpott Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,961	Legend... if you haven't noticed, i'm not the most forward-thinking person on these boards... __________________ Abandoned Planet - Check it out. The photos don't suck anymore.

06-29-2002, 02:36 AM	#5
Michael Xavier Major Leagues Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Evansville, IN Posts: 455	Crackpott, The fourth pic that you have of Nikki Cox has almost made me want to be a part of FBBL, but I fear that I am still to conservative and repressed to participate fully. __________________ OOTP since March 2002

06-29-2002, 02:44 AM	#6
crackpott Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,961	I refer you to point #43. __________________ Abandoned Planet - Check it out. The photos don't suck anymore.

06-29-2002, 06:50 PM	#7
crackpott Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,961	oh, fine... if I MUST be a conformist and describe my league.... We're entering the offseason between 2006 and 2007. I'll be honest about the reasons the owners left. One left because he and the owners and I were not getting along so well, one left because of lack of time, and one left because he didn't resign his ace, and said "Don't make me vote in the owner awards and I won't quit" Of course, I let him walk. Take it at face value. I've been putting 6-7 hours a day into the league the last week or two. Clearly I have no life. I mean... I know there are 4150 minutes I have to wait before I'm supposed to call this voluptuous redhead... what else am I supposed to do in that time other than work on my league? Well... perhaps sleep. Also, the teams available are actually GOOD... it's quite odd, really. So if you know what you're doing, and are online often, and you're happy with a league run by someone with no real life to speak of, check out the FBBL. Basically, this just served as a cheap, elaborate bump. __________________ Abandoned Planet - Check it out. The photos don't suck anymore.

06-29-2002, 07:44 PM	#9
crackpott Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,961	wow, between you and specs my Maelstrom avatar is certainly making its rounds... __________________ Abandoned Planet - Check it out. The photos don't suck anymore.

06-29-2002, 01:47 AM	#1
crackpott Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,961	Ways to tell if the FBBL is for you. 1. If redheads make your pants tingle, the FBBL may just be for you. 2. If your idea of a hot date is to pour coffee on your hand, the FBBL may just be for you. 3. If someone asks you why you've done something, and it occurs to you to respond "I did it all for the nookie", the FBBL may just be for you. 4. If someone asks you why you've done something, and you're too drunk to remember why you did it, the FBBL may just be for you. 5. If you think it would be a good idea for Canada to secretly attack a few countries and take them over, because NO ONE would suspect Canada, the FBBL may just be for you. 6. If you like Taco Bell, the FBBL may just be for you. 7. If you're smarter than George Bush... well, forget it, that doesn't exclude you from anyone... 8. If all it would take to get you to sleep with an ugly girl is two beers and cab fare home, the FBBL may just be for you. 9. If you have the video of Lady Marmalade on your computer, and no speakers, the FBBL may just be for you. 10. If you know the term "palm pilot" as a nickname instead of as a computer device, the FBBL may just be for you. 11. If when someone wants to pass you on the highway, and they ride your bumper and flash their lights until you pull over and let them pass, and you then cut back in behind them and ride their bumper and flash your lights at them, the FBBL may just be for you. 12. If you've ever tried to convince your girlfriend "See, honey? a threesome benefits everyone. We have to do it for the good of the nation!", the FBBL may just be for you. 13. If you're a fan of Donovan McNabb, Billy Corgan, or Laura Prepon, the FBBL may just be for you. If you're not... well, kiss my ass. 14. If the 4th of July means no more to you than an excuse to "celebrate your nations independance by blowing up a small part of it", the FBBL may just be for you. 15. If you buy Kraft Dinner not just because it's cheap, but because you like the taste, the FBBL may just be for you. 16. If you've read through all of these already, the FBBL may just be for you. 18. If you have cobwebs attatching you to your chair, the FBBL may just be for you. 19. If you noticed there was no #17, the FBBL may just be for you. 20. If you like cheese, the FBBL may just be for you. 21. If it's 1:30 in the morning, and you have nothing better to do than look for an online league, the FBBL may just be for you. 22. If people who use terms like "b4", and "i h8 this" and any other combination of letters and number that are not proper English piss you off, the FBBL may just be for you. 23. If you've often wondered why Leno has a better timeslot than Conan, the FBBL may just be for you. 24. If baseball isn't the first thing you think about when you hear the statistic "Men in scoring position", the FBBL may just be for you. 25. If you're on AIM constantly, and have an original name that doesn't consist of numbers, or is technically unpronouncable, the FBBL may just be for you. 26. If you find it funny that Troy O'Leary is "Coming straight outta Compton", the FBBL may just be for you. 27. If you find it funny when a scrawny little white boy such as myself claims I'm coming staight outta compton, the FBBL may just be for you. 28. If the only reason you know where Compton is is because of Dre, the FBBL may just be for you. 29. If you like your beer cold, your TV loud, and your homosexuals FLAMING, the FBBL may just be for you. 30. If you say "Thank you." when a girl calls you a pig, the FBBL may just be for you. 31. If you say "Well, I'd be happy to roll around in the mud with you!" when a girl calls you a pig, the FBBL may just be for you. 32. If because of comments like this, you now wear a jock strap around girls, the FBBL may just be for you. 33. If you've ever gone up to a Pepsi taste-test, saying "I drink 4 cans of Pepsi a day", choose Coke, and then when they say "Aw, you chose Coke..." said "And I've wasted the past decade drinking your crap? I'm glad you've shown me the light...", the FBBL may just be for you. 34. If you've ever watched Unhappily Ever After or Nikki just to see Nikki Cox's clevage, since there is obviously no other reason to watch the show, the FBBL may just be for you. 35. If you would have been the first out in "The Contest" in Seinfeld, the FBBL may just be for you. 36. If you are smart enough to know that you'd just be throwing your money away in a bet like that, the FBBL may just be for you. 37. If you've ever used a purity test as a checklist of future goals, the FBBL may just be for you. 38. If your reading material consists of this board and TV Guide, the FBBL may just be for you. 39. If you've gone through an elaborate scheme and mass planning just to get a hot girl to come to your house in a bikini, the FBBL may just be for you. 40. If you think Joe Carter sucks, the FBBL may just be for you. 41. If you knew that by eating tainted food from dented cans, you can simulate a gunshot wound to the stomach without actually being fired upon, the FBBL may just be for you. 42. If you've ever been told "Wrong hole, fool...", the FBBL may just be for you. 43. If you've never had the chance to be told that, the FBBL may just be for you. 44. If you know that if someone made you smoke oregano, and told you it was pot, you'd think you were high, the FBBL may just be for you. 45. If you think American Beer tastes like water, the FBBL may just be for you. 46. If you don't remember what water tastes like, the FBBL may just be for you. 47. If you've looked at pictures of women, trying to guess their bra size, the FBBL may just be for you. 48. If you've been yelled at by a women, while trying to check her bra size, the FBBL may just be for you. 49. If you've been slapped by a woman, while asking her bra size, the FBBL may just be for you. 50. If throughout all that, you've never gotten to figure out anyone's bra size, the FBBL may just be for you. ...I'm too lazy to post any details about the league. It's good. Very good. There is a link in my signature. AIM me at BJGM or mail me at crackpott@rogers.com __________________ Abandoned Planet - Check it out. The photos don't suck anymore. Last edited by crackpott; 06-29-2002 at 02:26 AM.

06-29-2002, 09:41 PM	#11
Lancer010 Minors (Double A) Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 171	Crackpott, thanks for making my day!! I needed a good laugh. __________________ "I broke my back" -- Mike Tyson Avatar Free Since April, 2002

06-30-2002, 12:09 AM	#12
CMH Hall Of Famer Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 5,057	are there any spots in the FBBL??? i've visited the site a couple of times...no not to ONLY look at the girls, even though i must admit its been the reason most of the time, but anywayz, viewing your site has made me wonder how fun it would be to be on an online league. i never spent the time to see if there were any openings and i think there werent any. but if there were, just letting you know of my interest. otherwise, anyone else got any openings?

06-30-2002, 12:14 AM	#13
crackpott Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,961	yes, there are openings. For a Yankees fan... hmm... it'll be tough, but I suppose I can make an exception. In fact, the highest revenue team is open... perhaps you'd like to manage them and buy all the free agents. It would be just like owning the Yankees! (Sorry... honestly, I'd love to have you in the league... I just hate the Yankees. ) __________________ Abandoned Planet - Check it out. The photos don't suck anymore.

06-30-2002, 12:21 AM	#14
CMH Hall Of Famer Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 5,057	its understandable. and actually i would prefer to rebuild a struggling team. BUT hey if that other team is actually available then that would be kool too. i'll probably just rebuild on my own anywayz. if you were just pulling my leg, then thats ok. i'll find a league eventually. thanks though.

06-30-2002, 12:29 AM	#15
crackpott Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,961	no, seriously... you have a lot of posts. I like people with posts. The Mexico Cities are available... neither really need to rebuild, although the american league one is kinda in the middle of a quasi-rebuilding mode. AIM me at BJGM. __________________ Abandoned Planet - Check it out. The photos don't suck anymore.

06-30-2002, 04:45 AM	#16
Fadilles Minors (Single A) Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 51	Hey Crackpott I'm interested as well....i can see from the website u do have no life and put lots of time into the league. (good thing though, very good) Anyway, I dont have many posts cuz im new to the game in gen. but willing ta work ta learn it...anyway yeah i'd def. be int. in one of the Mexico City teams (preferably not the Banditos) Dan __________________ Just remember I will always love you, Even as I tear your f**king throat away.

07-01-2002, 11:32 PM	#19
[WWBL]Batboy Major Leagues Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Atlanta, Ga Posts: 485	joshuaaaaaa why don't you do like the Clevland Browns? Pack up your team and move to Mexico City (or Denver) and leave the Yankee name for the next bum to move in NY, since you like your players and you put the team together. Go anybody, beat the Yankees!

07-02-2002, 12:43 AM	#20
joshuaaaaaa All Star Reserve Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 633	Well, there is that small matter of $41,000,000 I get in broadcast revenue each year...If I find another market that will provide that, I'd consider it. __________________ Baltimore Monarchs-GUBA Baltimore Orioles-ORB2 "One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do." ~Henry Ford ~