Funny Injuries

Papi · 02-12-2017, 11:19 AM

Just had a player leave a game with a "Dog Bite." Methinks security at the area should be a little tighter....

JeffR · 02-12-2017, 07:35 PM

Strange, that should be impossible, the off-ice injuries like that have a special code that prevents them from happening in games. I'll have to check the injury data.

Papi · 02-12-2017, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JeffR

Strange, that should be impossible, the off-ice injuries like that have a special code that prevents them from happening in games. I'll have to check the injury data.

I've seen dog bite, I've also seen I think ear infection, and a couple others that weren't game related.

Torgonius · 02-13-2017, 12:29 AM

Life imitates art!
Posted February 12, 2017 at 3:37 PM - Camden County, NJ -- Two high school basketball players suffered minor injuries Saturday when a dog entered the bus preparing to leave for an invitational tournament and attacked them,

JeffR · 02-13-2017, 03:10 AM

Yeah, turns out I had a setting wrong for a few injuries. Among other things, it was possible to get a root canal during a game. Rogue dentists, apparently.

Gerry58 · 02-13-2017, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by JeffR

Yeah, turns out I had a setting wrong for a few injuries. Among other things, it was possible to get a root canal during a game. Rogue dentists, apparently.

I read something about dentists who actually operated during games to help players with facial injuries but that was 40/50 years ago

Torgonius · 02-13-2017, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by JeffR

Rogue dentists, apparently.

Isn't he coaching Iceland's U20 team?

dannibalcorpse · 02-13-2017, 01:30 PM

Had a guy go out for a few weeks with jock itch, basically (totally forgetting exactly how it was phrased in the game, but the word "gunk" came up and I just started laughing).

Honestly, I know it's goofy, but I'm all for the idea of leaving injuries like that in. We all know that dogs are totally welcome in Nashville, for starters:

MXD · 02-16-2017, 08:59 PM

I just had a player who suffered a SUNBURN during A HOCKEY GAME.
That could, in theory, happen to a goaltender. But it was a winger.

dannibalcorpse · 02-18-2017, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MXD

I just had a player who suffered a SUNBURN during A HOCKEY GAME.
That could, in theory, happen to a goaltender. But it was a winger.

Bettman's really letting these outdoor games get out of control.

02-12-2017, 11:19 AM	#1
Papi All Star Starter Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,172	Funny Injuries Just had a player leave a game with a "Dog Bite." Methinks security at the area should be a little tighter....

02-12-2017, 07:35 PM	#2
JeffR FHM Producer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Kelowna, BC Posts: 17,432	Strange, that should be impossible, the off-ice injuries like that have a special code that prevents them from happening in games. I'll have to check the injury data.

02-13-2017, 12:29 AM	#4
Torgonius All Star Reserve Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 864	Life imitates art! Posted February 12, 2017 at 3:37 PM - Camden County, NJ -- Two high school basketball players suffered minor injuries Saturday when a dog entered the bus preparing to leave for an invitational tournament and attacked them,

02-13-2017, 03:10 AM	#5
JeffR FHM Producer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Kelowna, BC Posts: 17,432	Yeah, turns out I had a setting wrong for a few injuries. Among other things, it was possible to get a root canal during a game. Rogue dentists, apparently.

02-13-2017, 01:30 PM	#8
dannibalcorpse Minors (Double A) Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 177	Had a guy go out for a few weeks with jock itch, basically (totally forgetting exactly how it was phrased in the game, but the word "gunk" came up and I just started laughing). Honestly, I know it's goofy, but I'm all for the idea of leaving injuries like that in. We all know that dogs are totally welcome in Nashville, for starters:

02-16-2017, 08:59 PM	#9
MXD Minors (Double A) Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 113	I just had a player who suffered a SUNBURN during A HOCKEY GAME. That could, in theory, happen to a goaltender. But it was a winger.