Who do you think would win in this CAGE MATCH Battle Royal?

Asshat · 11-14-2004, 05:39 PM

Discuss.

markwookungfu · 11-14-2004, 09:18 PM

This is ridiculous, what are asking, which one would be last person alive? Definitely Meatloaf...

magnet · 11-15-2004, 09:11 AM

i dont know who would win the fight, but im sure ol' petey will be the big winner in the money pool

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pat · 11-15-2004, 09:23 AM

Sprewell would outdo everyone. He's a choke artist, better watch out.

ctorg · 11-15-2004, 10:01 AM

I've met Darryl Strawberry in real life, and I have to say that he's built like a monster. At least he was when I met him back in '99 or '00 or whatever it was. He towered over me and I couldn't even speak to him. I can't not vote for him.

andjbock · 11-15-2004, 10:01 AM

Strawberry would be so high that nobody would be able to reach him.

Nukester · 11-15-2004, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markwookungfu

This is ridiculous, what are asking, which one would be last person alive? Definitely Meatloaf...

I dont know man....he was beaten up pretty bad (killed, even) by a transexual vampire, so I think Tonya can put a whooping on him.

marioh · 11-15-2004, 12:26 PM

Strawberry. The guy is big and he's got plenty of jail house experience.

EdGien · 11-15-2004, 02:45 PM

experience is the key and strawman's jail time cant be beat

the basketball guys are all too tall & lanky

tonya hardy cant do the job herself, she only hires out

meatloaf is barely a man

schilling has a bad wheel

rose is a coward, i dont think being a liar would help you win a cage match

fouts is a candya$s

george taco bell would probably be the one guy to give strawman a tough battle

The Interloper · 11-15-2004, 03:04 PM

I picked Darryl. The guy is huge and he's built, plus he's been to jail.

KurtBevacqua · 11-15-2004, 04:56 PM

Rasheed is bigger and meaner than the rest. Well, meaner than everyone except Tonya Harding, but he's too big for her to handle.

How come you know who (the eareating pitbull from New York) is missing? He'd win this in a heartbeat, even if he is over the hill now.

Akrobat · 11-15-2004, 06:05 PM

Meatloaf would easily win. This is pathetic! Didn't anyone see Fight Club?

marioh · 11-15-2004, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by KurtBevacqua

How come you know who (the eareating pitbull from New York) is missing? He'd win this in a heartbeat, even if he is over the hill now.

I suspect that he was left off since he'd win in a landslide. He's not the maddest, I mean, baddest man on the planet for nothing !

Skipaway · 11-15-2004, 06:43 PM

Tonya will win by providing sex to the strongest man.

BadluckinOOTP · 11-15-2004, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ctorg

I've met Darryl Strawberry in real life, and I have to say that he's built like a monster. At least he was when I met him back in '99 or '00 or whatever it was. He towered over me and I couldn't even speak to him. I can't not vote for him.

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BrewedCrew · 11-15-2004, 10:10 PM

Come on Latrell would choke everybody

View Poll Results: Who would prevail?
Darryl Strawberry	5	19.23%
Latrell Sprewell	5	19.23%
Pete Rose	1	3.85%
Dan Fouts	0	0%
Curt Schilling	0	0%
Damon Staudamire	1	3.85%
Rasheed Wallace	10	38.46%
George Bell	0	0%
Tonya Harding	3	11.54%
Meatloaf	1	3.85%
Voters: 26. You may not vote on this poll

11-14-2004, 05:39 PM	#1
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ctorg Global Moderator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Queens, NY Posts: 9,848	I've met Darryl Strawberry in real life, and I have to say that he's built like a monster. At least he was when I met him back in '99 or '00 or whatever it was. He towered over me and I couldn't even speak to him. I can't not vote for him. __________________ My music "When the trees blow back and forth, that's what makes the wind." - Steven Wright Fjord emena pancreas thorax fornicate marmalade morpheme proteolysis smaxa cabana offal srue vitriol grope hallelujah lentils

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EdGien Minors (Single A) Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Plainfield, WI Posts: 70	experience is the key and strawman's jail time cant be beat the basketball guys are all too tall & lanky tonya hardy cant do the job herself, she only hires out meatloaf is barely a man schilling has a bad wheel rose is a coward, i dont think being a liar would help you win a cage match fouts is a candya$s george taco bell would probably be the one guy to give strawman a tough battle __________________ my man hand is reaching for your unit

11-14-2004, 09:18 PM	#2
markwookungfu Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: chicago Posts: 70	This is ridiculous, what are asking, which one would be last person alive? Definitely Meatloaf...

11-15-2004, 09:11 AM	#3
magnet Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 5,029	i dont know who would win the fight, but im sure ol' petey will be the big winner in the money pool edit: +1

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andjbock Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Somerville, MA, USA Bats: Right Throws: Left Posts: 3,637	Strawberry would be so high that nobody would be able to reach him.

11-15-2004, 12:26 PM	#8
marioh All Star Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 1,162	Strawberry. The guy is big and he's got plenty of jail house experience.

11-15-2004, 03:04 PM	#10
The Interloper Minors (Double A) Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: The dark recesses of the human mind Posts: 147	I picked Darryl. The guy is huge and he's built, plus he's been to jail.

11-15-2004, 04:56 PM	#11
KurtBevacqua Hall Of Famer Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,968	Rasheed is bigger and meaner than the rest. Well, meaner than everyone except Tonya Harding, but he's too big for her to handle. How come you know who (the eareating pitbull from New York) is missing? He'd win this in a heartbeat, even if he is over the hill now. __________________ "The type and formula of most schemes of philanthropy or humanitarianism is this: A and B put their heads together to decide what C shall be made to do for D. The radical vice of all these schemes, from a sociological point of view, is that C is not allowed a voice in the matter, and his position, character, and interests, as well as the ultimate effects on society through C's interests, are entirely overlooked. I call C the Forgotten Man" - William Graham Sumner

11-15-2004, 06:05 PM	#12
Akrobat All Star Reserve Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 922	Meatloaf would easily win. This is pathetic! Didn't anyone see Fight Club? __________________ Writers-Bloc -- Boston Saints -1990: Player to be Announced

11-15-2004, 06:43 PM	#14
Skipaway Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Where you live Posts: 11,017	Tonya will win by providing sex to the strongest man. __________________ Jonathan Haidt: Moral reasoning is really just a servant masquerading as a high priest.

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BrewedCrew Major Leagues Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Minnesota Posts: 414	Come on Latrell would choke everybody __________________