re: Hot Karl nickname

NoOne · 11-10-2018, 10:07 PM

just dipping the toe in the water here...

is this a historical nickname? if not, i think it's a user-submitted joke, lol. it's a well-known euphemism, at least where i live, lol. i'l let the curious search urban dictionary for themselves if not familiar.

edit: i didn't know the C or K in Carl was important... the C is the definition i was taught in more adolescent/sophomoric years.

Ty Cobb · 11-11-2018, 11:17 AM

I'll confess, even if none of the others do: I went and looked it up, and vile as I can be I did not know this term. Great Galloping Glub and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse I never expected that...and I'm known to be fairly tasteless in my humor (as in I once succeeded in making my oncology nurse gag with a colostomy joke during chemo).

I'm not sure if I should thank you for the education...but I will because you made me laugh.

NoOne · 11-11-2018, 03:47 PM

it's in the gentleman's bartending guide or something?

hot carl

dirty sa^^^ez (not sure if this one is racist or not, i never thought of it that way, just rhymes/flows well, lol... 'carl' isn't racist either)

mule kick or punch

the stranger - (that's where you sit on your hand until it goes to sleep before....)

heh, i used to know alot more of these... there's a book full of them that predates internet, i believe. 1980's?

polydamas · 11-11-2018, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Ty Cobb

I'll confess, even if none of the others do: I went and looked it up, and vile as I can be I did not know this term. Great Galloping Glub and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse I never expected that...and I'm known to be fairly tasteless in my humor (as in I once succeeded in making my oncology nurse gag with a colostomy joke during chemo).

I'm not sure if I should thank you for the education...but I will because you made me laugh.

That is seriously impressive. There has to be an award for that.

Ty Cobb · 11-12-2018, 02:06 AM

There is. Comeback Player of the Year. I think of myself as an unofficial winner...because I now have neither the cancer that caused it nor the colostomy. Only the sense of humor that helped save me remains!

NoOne · 11-12-2018, 03:46 PM

but think of the convenience of a colostomy bag while playing a long session of ootp. well, i guess you'd have to cath yourself too. nevermind.... if only for that one reason!

Ty Cobb · 11-12-2018, 11:40 PM

Damn, that's funny!!!

NoOne · 11-13-2018, 04:53 AM

Cosby Sweater! ugh i can't belivee i forgot that one! even better to make fun of him now.

cleveland steamer was another i left off... well, i guess i cleared out room for more important memories, lol.

Ty Cobb · 11-13-2018, 08:18 AM

Nor should we forget sootikin.

NoOne · 11-17-2018, 01:08 AM

think i threw up a little bit.. should wear a murkin to cover that up.

uh-oh we might get the forum police out on this thread

guarantee someone is getting all emotional over it.. maybe even a little bunching of the p%$ties. that really gets people irritated when they get all bunched up. you can't take a joke like that, from what i understand.

Ty Cobb · 11-17-2018, 11:28 AM

Every somewhat wise response I tried to craft sounded scatological, so I'll just say thanks for making me chuckle!

NoOne · 11-17-2018, 03:11 PM

pubic wigs have that effect.

fecalphelia? ah, knowing some greek and latin roots makes words fun.

or, you must be speaking of scatting over jazz? maybe a story about louis armstrong?

Critical Mass · 11-18-2018, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Ty Cobb

I once succeeded in making my oncology nurse gag with a colostomy joke during chemo).

As someone who had a colostomy on my 21st birthday (long gone now) and who just had my last chemo the week of Mother's Day, I must ask for this joke so I can repeat it to my nurse when I get my port flushed Monday.

Ty Cobb · 11-20-2018, 04:17 AM

...but it was just an offhand remark that caught her wrong. I think the timing was more important than anything else. Anyway, I was infamous in the chemo room for my black hearted approach to humor.

So one day we're sitting there, and it's after hours, and my port is clogged up, she's trying to flush me, and says, "Know any GOOD jokes?" I answered, "Hear the one about the hooker who got a colostomy? Now she's making money on the side." It caught her unprepared.

You see, I was unaware (because I'm not a ****** pervert) that some guys apparently counsel their women who have these not to get rid of them because well...they'll um...lose access...well, to a port. And well...sometimes, after long misuse and abuse from that, they can become horrifically infected. I heard the gurgle and pumped my fist!

I'm sorry to hear about your situation. Let me wish you well in every way possible. Mine was reversed after 16 months. I'll hope you can share that experience more quickly.

NoOne · 11-20-2018, 04:35 PM

i guess i can't say i'm surprised... i just didn't let my mind think about it like that... really?

i'm all for any type of consensual sex that people can enjoy -- 1, 2, 3+. whatever floats your boat. it doesn't have to be considered 'normal' by some groupthink nonsense.

a port hole? that's just %$#@ed up, though. i don't believe intestines have a whole lot of 'feeling' to them. kinda hard to think more than 1 person partaking could enjoy that exercise.... well, any person for that matter, but ....

and, the utter ignorance of the problems you are likely to cause for that person too. astonishingly stupid behaviour

Ty Cobb · 11-20-2018, 11:50 PM

You can also cut up a good chuckle from him by asking if they know where to get shoes to match your bag!

NoOne · 11-23-2018, 05:43 PM

brown, leather loafers

seems obvious... i am not a fashion peron, but i believe brown and black is acceptable now? something about 'before labor day' in america? lol... silly people follow silly rules.

Will_L · 11-23-2018, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by NoOne

i guess i can't say i'm surprised... i just didn't let my mind think about it like that... really?

i'm all for any type of consensual sex that people can enjoy -- 1, 2, 3+. whatever floats your boat. it doesn't have to be considered 'normal' by some groupthink nonsense.

a port hole? that's just %$#@ed up, though. i don't believe intestines have a whole lot of 'feeling' to them. kinda hard to think more than 1 person partaking could enjoy that exercise.... well, any person for that matter, but ....

and, the utter ignorance of the problems you are likely to cause for that person too. astonishingly stupid behaviour

If the hole is on the right side is it then a starboard hole?

NoOne · 11-24-2018, 05:44 PM

yes, you are correct sir. that would be a starboard hole, my bad.

although you could pour some port down that hole and get nice and saucy in a matter of moments. the alcohol would enter your bloodstream faster than in the stomach. warm and fuzzy in no time.

newcastlehob · 11-25-2018, 09:23 PM

Hot Karl was also the rapper name of Jensen Karp who is a much better ex-rapper (KROQ, Get Up on This and Drop the Mic) than he ever was an active one.

I did have to rename a player nicknamed Grand Wizard to something that was a little less KKK

11-10-2018, 10:07 PM	#1
NoOne Banned Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 7,273 Infractions: 0/1 (3)	re: Hot Karl nickname just dipping the toe in the water here... is this a historical nickname? if not, i think it's a user-submitted joke, lol. it's a well-known euphemism, at least where i live, lol. i'l let the curious search urban dictionary for themselves if not familiar. edit: i didn't know the C or K in Carl was important... the C is the definition i was taught in more adolescent/sophomoric years. Last edited by NoOne; 11-10-2018 at 10:09 PM.

11-11-2018, 11:17 AM	#2
Ty Cobb Hall Of Famer Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Grayling, MI Posts: 4,617	I'll confess, even if none of the others do: I went and looked it up, and vile as I can be I did not know this term. Great Galloping Glub and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse I never expected that...and I'm known to be fairly tasteless in my humor (as in I once succeeded in making my oncology nurse gag with a colostomy joke during chemo). I'm not sure if I should thank you for the education...but I will because you made me laugh. __________________ "You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me." Thanos

11-12-2018, 02:06 AM	#5
Ty Cobb Hall Of Famer Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Grayling, MI Posts: 4,617	There is. Comeback Player of the Year. I think of myself as an unofficial winner...because I now have neither the cancer that caused it nor the colostomy. Only the sense of humor that helped save me remains! __________________ "You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me." Thanos

11-12-2018, 11:40 PM	#7
Ty Cobb Hall Of Famer Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Grayling, MI Posts: 4,617	Damn, that's funny!!! __________________ "You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me." Thanos

11-13-2018, 08:18 AM	#9
Ty Cobb Hall Of Famer Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Grayling, MI Posts: 4,617	Nor should we forget sootikin. __________________ "You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me." Thanos

11-11-2018, 03:47 PM	#3
NoOne Banned Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 7,273 Infractions: 0/1 (3)	it's in the gentleman's bartending guide or something? hot carl dirty sa^^^ez (not sure if this one is racist or not, i never thought of it that way, just rhymes/flows well, lol... 'carl' isn't racist either) mule kick or punch the stranger - (that's where you sit on your hand until it goes to sleep before....) heh, i used to know alot more of these... there's a book full of them that predates internet, i believe. 1980's?

11-12-2018, 03:46 PM	#6
NoOne Banned Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 7,273 Infractions: 0/1 (3)	but think of the convenience of a colostomy bag while playing a long session of ootp. well, i guess you'd have to cath yourself too. nevermind.... if only for that one reason!

11-13-2018, 04:53 AM	#8
NoOne Banned Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 7,273 Infractions: 0/1 (3)	Cosby Sweater! ugh i can't belivee i forgot that one! even better to make fun of him now. cleveland steamer was another i left off... well, i guess i cleared out room for more important memories, lol.

11-17-2018, 01:08 AM	#10
NoOne Banned Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 7,273 Infractions: 0/1 (3)	think i threw up a little bit.. should wear a murkin to cover that up. uh-oh we might get the forum police out on this thread guarantee someone is getting all emotional over it.. maybe even a little bunching of the p%$ties. that really gets people irritated when they get all bunched up. you can't take a joke like that, from what i understand. Last edited by NoOne; 11-17-2018 at 01:09 AM.

11-17-2018, 11:28 AM	#11
Ty Cobb Hall Of Famer Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Grayling, MI Posts: 4,617	Every somewhat wise response I tried to craft sounded scatological, so I'll just say thanks for making me chuckle! __________________ "You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me." Thanos

11-17-2018, 03:11 PM	#12
NoOne Banned Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 7,273 Infractions: 0/1 (3)	pubic wigs have that effect. fecalphelia? ah, knowing some greek and latin roots makes words fun. or, you must be speaking of scatting over jazz? maybe a story about louis armstrong?

11-20-2018, 04:17 AM	#14
Ty Cobb Hall Of Famer Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Grayling, MI Posts: 4,617	Sorry I'm late... ...but it was just an offhand remark that caught her wrong. I think the timing was more important than anything else. Anyway, I was infamous in the chemo room for my black hearted approach to humor. So one day we're sitting there, and it's after hours, and my port is clogged up, she's trying to flush me, and says, "Know any GOOD jokes?" I answered, "Hear the one about the hooker who got a colostomy? Now she's making money on the side." It caught her unprepared. You see, I was unaware (because I'm not a ****** pervert) that some guys apparently counsel their women who have these not to get rid of them because well...they'll um...lose access...well, to a port. And well...sometimes, after long misuse and abuse from that, they can become horrifically infected. I heard the gurgle and pumped my fist! I'm sorry to hear about your situation. Let me wish you well in every way possible. Mine was reversed after 16 months. I'll hope you can share that experience more quickly. __________________ "You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me." Thanos

11-20-2018, 04:35 PM	#15
NoOne Banned Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 7,273 Infractions: 0/1 (3)	i guess i can't say i'm surprised... i just didn't let my mind think about it like that... really? i'm all for any type of consensual sex that people can enjoy -- 1, 2, 3+. whatever floats your boat. it doesn't have to be considered 'normal' by some groupthink nonsense. a port hole? that's just %$#@ed up, though. i don't believe intestines have a whole lot of 'feeling' to them. kinda hard to think more than 1 person partaking could enjoy that exercise.... well, any person for that matter, but .... and, the utter ignorance of the problems you are likely to cause for that person too. astonishingly stupid behaviour

11-20-2018, 11:50 PM	#16
Ty Cobb Hall Of Famer Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Grayling, MI Posts: 4,617	You can also cut up a good chuckle from him by asking if they know where to get shoes to match your bag! __________________ "You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me." Thanos

11-23-2018, 05:43 PM	#17
NoOne Banned Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 7,273 Infractions: 0/1 (3)	brown, leather loafers seems obvious... i am not a fashion peron, but i believe brown and black is acceptable now? something about 'before labor day' in america? lol... silly people follow silly rules.

11-24-2018, 05:44 PM	#19
NoOne Banned Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 7,273 Infractions: 0/1 (3)	yes, you are correct sir. that would be a starboard hole, my bad. although you could pour some port down that hole and get nice and saucy in a matter of moments. the alcohol would enter your bloodstream faster than in the stomach. warm and fuzzy in no time.

11-25-2018, 09:23 PM	#20
newcastlehob Minors (Rookie Ball) Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: Michigan Posts: 21	Hot Karl was also the rapper name of Jensen Karp who is a much better ex-rapper (KROQ, Get Up on This and Drop the Mic) than he ever was an active one. I did have to rename a player nicknamed Grand Wizard to something that was a little less KKK