Tim McCarver

blackamus · 10-13-2003, 11:33 PM

How does this guy manage to call the game while having Derek Jeter's cock in his mouth the entire game? Can we get some kind of a bounty together and offer it to whomever can send us the head of Tim McCarver in a box?

CommishJoe · 10-13-2003, 11:34 PM

I love how he screwed up the kind of pitch in the 1st inning. Fastball .. yeah right. Even I knew it was a knuckle curve you knuckle head!!

blackamus · 10-13-2003, 11:37 PM

"You see Steve, the reason that Yankee pitchers get such great velocity on their fastballs is that giant sucking force coming from the general are of Derek Jeter's sack and up into this booth...it gives them that little bit of extra 'umph' that they need to blow hitters away"

blackamus · 10-13-2003, 11:42 PM

GODDAMMIT!!!!! WE'VE GOT THE ****ING GAME ON THE TV, YOU DON'T NEED TO RUN YOUR ****ING MOUTH FOR THE ENTIRE MOTHER****ING GAME!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

draven085 · 10-13-2003, 11:46 PM

His best call tonight..."you don't want spin on a knuckleball." Thanks Tim. What would we do without you?

CommishJoe · 10-13-2003, 11:50 PM

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Originally posted by draven085
His best call tonight..."you don't want spin on a knuckleball." Thanks Tim. What would we do without you?

Yeah, I actually like Boone better and he's only said 2 words all series

draven085 · 10-13-2003, 11:51 PM

I can't stand Joe Buck either. I'm not really sure why....but something about the way he calls the game irritates me.

holyroller · 10-13-2003, 11:55 PM

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Originally posted by draven085
I can't stand Joe Buck either. I'm not really sure why....but something about the way he calls the game irritates me.

He's better than Chip is, but then again, few PBP guys are that bad. FOX should hire Vin Scully, Bob Costas, or John Miller so we wouldn't have to listen to that crap. I mean, seriously, Steve Lyons doing color for the fricking LCS???? What?

Jordan · 10-14-2003, 12:13 AM

I wish we had Joe Buck calling our series in place of Lyons....ughhh

why don't McCarver and Lyons frolic of to Sandro Pe and become gay lovers? it would help me out a lot

Steve Kuffrey · 10-14-2003, 12:24 AM

Tim McCarver=****-*ss

TheRockCT · 10-14-2003, 12:58 AM

You know, I hear these arguments against the bad commentary every year, but for some reason this year seems immensely pronounced. Here's hoping FOX & ESPN take heed and bring in some fresh voices in 2004.

TotalEnd98 · 10-14-2003, 01:02 AM

I can't stand McCarver, either. But better McCarver than Morgan, that's all I'll say.

Steve Kuffrey · 10-14-2003, 01:04 AM

I still say I loved it when Deion "got" McCarver a few years back in the locker room.......he screeched like a little girl.

Jestre · 10-14-2003, 10:10 AM

Every routine grounder hit to Jeter turns into an Ozzie Smithlike unbelievable play to McCarver... its embarrassing listening to McCarver suck up to Jeter and the rest of the Yankees... That wallball to Matsui was a joke, you'd think nobody ever pulled the fake before... Yo Tim, think maybe the runner was waiting to see how the ball came off the wall before trying to score??? Why do so many pbp and color analysts in all sports get so attached to certain teams??? Yankees, Cowboys, Lakers etc, you'd think all the announcers are being paid off by them....

ctorg · 10-14-2003, 10:34 AM

Where's Phil Rizzuto when you need him.

CommishJoe · 10-14-2003, 10:36 AM

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Originally posted by Jestre
Yo Tim, think maybe the runner was waiting to see how the ball came off the wall before trying to score???

uhh, no, since he paused close to 2nd base

I do have to pat Matsui on the back for that one. Especially since he's relatively new to playing at Fenway.

Jestre · 10-14-2003, 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by CommishJoe
uhh, no, since he paused close to 2nd base I do have to pat Matsui on the back for that one. Especially since he's relatively new to playing at Fenway.

Uh, yes, he was looking to see how the ball came off the wall... I live in NE, I watch the Redsox, playing the wall is as important for runners as it is for fielders...

Gastric ReFlux · 10-14-2003, 11:55 AM

Yeah, Matsui played that ball perfectly. I was impressed.

CommishJoe · 10-14-2003, 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by Jestre
Uh, yes, he was looking to see how the ball came off the wall... I live in NE, I watch the Redsox, playing the wall is as important for runners as it is for fielders...

So he paused at 2nd to see how the ball was going to come off the wall to tell if he could score or not?? Wouldn't it be the 3rd base coaches' job to do that? Sorry, I dont see the logic in this.

Gastric ReFlux · 10-14-2003, 12:14 PM

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Originally posted by CommishJoe
So he paused at 2nd to see how the ball was going to come off the wall to tell if he could score or not?? Wouldn't it be the 3rd base coaches' job to do that? Sorry, I dont see the logic in this.

I don't think the third base coach would have a good angle on it really. Matsui could deke the coach as well, and since the runner is going towards that direction, where he can see Matsui anyway, see the Green Monster, he should be making a judgment of his own.

10-13-2003, 11:33 PM	#1
blackamus Major Leagues Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 377	Tim McCarver How does this guy manage to call the game while having Derek Jeter's cock in his mouth the entire game? Can we get some kind of a bounty together and offer it to whomever can send us the head of Tim McCarver in a box? __________________ http://www.iraqbodycount.net/

10-13-2003, 11:34 PM	#2
CommishJoe Global Moderator Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 5,238	I love how he screwed up the kind of pitch in the 1st inning. Fastball .. yeah right. Even I knew it was a knuckle curve you knuckle head!! __________________ Joe Success isn’t owned. It’s leased. And rent is due every day.

10-13-2003, 11:37 PM	#3
blackamus Major Leagues Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 377	"You see Steve, the reason that Yankee pitchers get such great velocity on their fastballs is that giant sucking force coming from the general are of Derek Jeter's sack and up into this booth...it gives them that little bit of extra 'umph' that they need to blow hitters away" __________________ http://www.iraqbodycount.net/

10-13-2003, 11:42 PM	#4
blackamus Major Leagues Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 377	GODDAMMIT!!!!! WE'VE GOT THE **ING GAME ON THE TV, YOU DON'T NEED TO RUN YOUR ING MOUTH FOR THE ENTIRE MOTHER**ING GAME!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH __________________ http://www.iraqbodycount.net/

10-14-2003, 12:24 AM	#10
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10-13-2003, 11:46 PM	#5
draven085 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 2,074	His best call tonight..."you don't want spin on a knuckleball." Thanks Tim. What would we do without you?

10-13-2003, 11:51 PM	#7
draven085 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 2,074	I can't stand Joe Buck either. I'm not really sure why....but something about the way he calls the game irritates me.

10-14-2003, 12:13 AM	#9
Jordan All Star Starter Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Chi Suburbs now... Posts: 1,991	I wish we had Joe Buck calling our series in place of Lyons....ughhh why don't McCarver and Lyons frolic of to Sandro Pe and become gay lovers? it would help me out a lot

10-14-2003, 12:58 AM	#11
TheRockCT All Star Starter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: TN Posts: 1,083	You know, I hear these arguments against the bad commentary every year, but for some reason this year seems immensely pronounced. Here's hoping FOX & ESPN take heed and bring in some fresh voices in 2004. __________________ GM, Vermont Emperor Penguins - POTD POTD Champions: 2011, 2012, 2013 GM, Monterrey Aztecs* - NABA *NABA Champions: 2013

10-14-2003, 01:02 AM	#12
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10-14-2003, 01:04 AM	#13
Steve Kuffrey Administrator Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: S.E. TN - Georgia born and raised Posts: 17,023	I still say I loved it when Deion "got" McCarver a few years back in the locker room.......he screeched like a little girl. __________________ Steve Kuffrey DABS Atlanta Braves - 2008 Eastern Division Champ *DBLC Atlanta Braves - 2011, 2014 East Division Champ, 2012, 2013 NL Wildcard Baseball Maelstrom-Montreal Expos-2013 Tourney winner, 2014 WC Team Sparky's League - Tampa Bay D'Rays Epicenter Baseball League - Astros 2014 The CBL Rewind - Phillies '95

10-14-2003, 10:10 AM	#14
Jestre All Star Reserve Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: North Smithfield,Ri,USA Posts: 612	Every routine grounder hit to Jeter turns into an Ozzie Smithlike unbelievable play to McCarver... its embarrassing listening to McCarver suck up to Jeter and the rest of the Yankees... That wallball to Matsui was a joke, you'd think nobody ever pulled the fake before... Yo Tim, think maybe the runner was waiting to see how the ball came off the wall before trying to score??? Why do so many pbp and color analysts in all sports get so attached to certain teams??? Yankees, Cowboys, Lakers etc, you'd think all the announcers are being paid off by them.... __________________ My eyes perceive the present, but my roots are imbedded deeply in the grandeur of the past. "Chief Meyers"

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10-14-2003, 11:55 AM	#18
Gastric ReFlux Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Member #3409 Posts: 8,350	Yeah, Matsui played that ball perfectly. I was impressed.