"It's Not You, It's Me"

Whitey · 04-23-2004, 09:49 AM

Okay, we have explored dips and have discussed bugs but can anyone tell me how in the hell to get married? I've asked twice to no avail. These women are leaving me left and right. I finally gave one the pre-emptive break up. The "it's not you, it's me". My owner is a "bad dude" and evidently I have some very poor social skills as well.

Gastric ReFlux · 04-23-2004, 09:58 AM

Have you tried mail-order?

Whitey · 04-23-2004, 10:01 AM

ROTFL, GR!!!!!!

Is that in the game? I wonder if Markus could get that in the game. Or at least prostitutes.

EDIT: Typo

Rizon · 04-23-2004, 10:02 AM

Or a Real-Doll?

Whitey · 04-23-2004, 10:05 AM

Maybe I just need a lot of hand. Reminds me of a Jackson Browne song:

Rosie your allright,
you wear my ring.
When you hold me tight,
Rosie that's my thing.
When I turn out the lights,
I got to hand it to me.
Looks like it's me and you again, tonight......Rosieeeee.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled DIPS and Fictional League discussions.

Hank Greenberg · 04-23-2004, 10:53 AM

I just create myself married.....

Whitey · 04-23-2004, 11:09 AM

I would create myself as the husband of Kathy Griffin just so I could divorce her. Maybe turn on curse mode and give her a good cussing before I kick her arse out the door. Man, she drives me crazy. The only episdoe of Seinfeld I refuse to watch. Hmmm, OOTP can fulfill many fantasy's.

Jaksiel · 04-23-2004, 11:12 AM

I broke up with my first wife because she didn't want to have any more kids, and I went through about 8 more relationships before one lasted.

Whitey · 04-23-2004, 11:12 AM

Women!!!!

GhostSoldier · 04-23-2004, 12:32 PM

Jaksiel, you should've just moved your team to the south and married one of your kids. Since she'd still be your daughter she couldn't really tell you "no, I don't want anymore kids with you"

Bishop · 04-23-2004, 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by GhostSoldier
Jaksiel, you should've just moved your team to the south and married one of your kids. Since she'd still be your daughter she couldn't really tell you "no, I don't want anymore kids with you"

Wouldn't that be "move your team to New York" so you could be Woody Allen?

William4192 · 04-23-2004, 04:46 PM

That is sort of tasty..

04-23-2004, 09:49 AM	#1
Whitey Major Leagues Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kentucky Posts: 346	"It's Not You, It's Me" Okay, we have explored dips and have discussed bugs but can anyone tell me how in the hell to get married? I've asked twice to no avail. These women are leaving me left and right. I finally gave one the pre-emptive break up. The "it's not you, it's me". My owner is a "bad dude" and evidently I have some very poor social skills as well. __________________ "Thanks for your time this time, until next time, so long." -The Late Great Jack Buck

04-23-2004, 10:01 AM	#3
Whitey Major Leagues Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kentucky Posts: 346	ROTFL, GR!!!!!! Is that in the game? I wonder if Markus could get that in the game. Or at least prostitutes. EDIT: Typo __________________ "Thanks for your time this time, until next time, so long." -The Late Great Jack Buck Last edited by Whitey; 04-23-2004 at 10:11 AM.

04-23-2004, 10:02 AM	#4
Rizon Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: SF Area, California Total Posts: 531,691 Posts: 2,370	Or a Real-Doll? __________________ JML MILKSHAKES

04-23-2004, 10:05 AM	#5
Whitey Major Leagues Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kentucky Posts: 346	Maybe I just need a lot of hand. Reminds me of a Jackson Browne song: Rosie your allright, you wear my ring. When you hold me tight, Rosie that's my thing. When I turn out the lights, I got to hand it to me. Looks like it's me and you again, tonight......Rosieeeee. Now, back to your regularly scheduled DIPS and Fictional League discussions. __________________ "Thanks for your time this time, until next time, so long." -The Late Great Jack Buck

04-23-2004, 11:09 AM	#7
Whitey Major Leagues Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kentucky Posts: 346	I would create myself as the husband of Kathy Griffin just so I could divorce her. Maybe turn on curse mode and give her a good cussing before I kick her arse out the door. Man, she drives me crazy. The only episdoe of Seinfeld I refuse to watch. Hmmm, OOTP can fulfill many fantasy's. __________________ "Thanks for your time this time, until next time, so long." -The Late Great Jack Buck

04-23-2004, 09:58 AM	#2
Gastric ReFlux Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Member #3409 Posts: 8,350	Have you tried mail-order?

04-23-2004, 10:53 AM	#6
Hank Greenberg Major Leagues Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 460	I just create myself married.....

04-23-2004, 11:12 AM	#8
Jaksiel Bat Boy Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Troy, NY Posts: 14	I broke up with my first wife because she didn't want to have any more kids, and I went through about 8 more relationships before one lasted.

04-23-2004, 11:12 AM	#9
Whitey Major Leagues Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kentucky Posts: 346	Women!!!! __________________ "Thanks for your time this time, until next time, so long." -The Late Great Jack Buck

04-23-2004, 12:32 PM	#10
GhostSoldier Minors (Rookie Ball) Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 36	Jaksiel, you should've just moved your team to the south and married one of your kids. Since she'd still be your daughter she couldn't really tell you "no, I don't want anymore kids with you"

04-23-2004, 04:46 PM	#12
William4192 All Star Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 1,625	That is sort of tasty.. __________________ What is this about Rhode Island? It is neither Road or Island. Come check out the PBA. http://www.pioneerbaseballassociation.com Or email at pbacommish@pioneerbaseballassociation.com