I think my commish is cheating.

Kezzek · 07-23-2003, 04:41 PM

I'm in this league called the OTBL. Last sim I was second in my division, three games behind the division leader. The final sim I was scheduled to play 6 games against the division leader and 6 games against the commish's team.

The sim results were posted last night (click the "index" link).

I think that instead of posting the results where I CLEARLY won the division, my commish got mad and replaced the entire league with one I'm not even in!!

That cheating bastard!

Anyone else have this happen to them?

holyroller · 07-23-2003, 04:41 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!1

Kezzek is definitely on that wooden board action.

Draft Dodger · 07-23-2003, 04:52 PM

hilarious

Eckstein 4 Prez · 07-23-2003, 04:53 PM

No, Hollis, you got your line wrong. It's supposed to be some long paragraph with no punctuation or capitals and "Prince fan" spelling, talking about how (a) no one can prove you did anything wrong, (b) we're all just gay anyway and you have 23 owners who are happy with the league, and (c) you weren't in a car wash.

Kezzek, however, is most definitely on the board......

AccardoOutfit29 · 07-23-2003, 05:00 PM

And also D) He is the greatest GM that has ever lived and that he challenged anyone to be able to top his GMness. FIT DOG!

holyroller · 07-23-2003, 05:07 PM

Let me see if I can fix that...

okayh i am so sick of this immiture crap i run a great league and everuy other owner but kexzek loves the leugue he is just mad cuz my team is beter than his u guys know notheing about this so jyust shut up about sutffs u dont know anyting about ur all gay so **** you i wuznt in any carwash eckstain so shut it up now ok im gone now by

SoxWin · 07-23-2003, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by holyroller
Let me see if I can fix that...

okayh i am so sick of this immiture crap i run a great league and everuy other owner but kexzek loves the leugue he is just mad cuz my team is beter than his u guys know notheing about this so jyust shut up about sutffs u dont know anyting about ur all gay so **** you i wuznt in any carwash eckstain so shut it up now ok im gone now by

After reading this, there's no doubt Kezzek is way off base.

Rich

Crapshoot · 07-23-2003, 05:14 PM

man, who would be dumb enough to join a league with a comissioner like that ? oh wait...

asamford · 07-23-2003, 05:15 PM

I actually would like to second Kezzek. The Vancouver Smoke had a large lead over the piddlin Surrey franchise with 2 weeks left to play in the season. Yet, when the final sim was posted, there I was, in 2nd place, 2 games out of first.

I am pretty certain that the commish of the OTBL was cheating, or at the very least incompetent. Definitely some shady stuff goin on.

Just look at this thread!! http://holyroller.proboards19.com/in...num=1058918720

does this sound like a fair reputable commish to you?

holyroller · 07-23-2003, 05:20 PM

**** u samdford ur team sucz wich is why u didnt win not becuase i cheated i dindt cheat and you cant prove it either that i was cheateion or in a carwash so shut it up

SoxWin · 07-23-2003, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by asamford
I actually would like to second Kezzek. The Vancouver Smoke had a large lead over the piddlin Surrey franchise with 2 weeks left to play in the season. Yet, when the final sim was posted, there I was, in 2nd place, 2 games out of first.

I am pretty certain that the commish of the OTBL was cheating, or at the very least incompetent. Definitely some shady stuff goin on.

Just look at this thread!! http://holyroller.proboards19.com/in...num=1058918720

does this sound like a fair reputable commish to you?

You had a 2 game lead d00d. My SABRmetrically challenged bunch of ****tards showed their veteran savvy, leadership abilities, and hand eye coordination to pull it out.

Deal with it

Rich

satchel · 07-23-2003, 05:28 PM

It’s scary how well Holyroller does that.

Old Man · 07-23-2003, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by holyroller
Let me see if I can fix that...

okayh i am so sick of this immiture crap i run a great league and everuy other owner but kexzek loves the leugue he is just mad cuz my team is beter than his u guys know notheing about this so jyust shut up about sutffs u dont know anyting about ur all gay so **** you i wuznt in any carwash eckstain so shut it up now ok im gone now by

Do we need an commie idiot translator for this? I think so.

asamford · 07-23-2003, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SoxWin
You had a 2 game lead d00d. My SABRmetrically challenged bunch of ****tards showed their veteran savvy, leadership abilities, and hand eye coordination to pull it out.

Deal with it

Rich

It's all 2B William Heinsohn and MR Mark Kuffrey's faults. I figured if I had them, there was no way I could lose. How could they let me down like that?

holyroller · 07-23-2003, 09:06 PM

ur so gay samdford heinshon and kufray both is suck that is y u is losing all time ha ha!!!1 tis is bs when ui says that i is cheat cuz i am better gm than u can ever be or any1 here aks any1 i have been in the leugues with and they will tells u ok

JML · 07-23-2003, 09:23 PM

Well, even though our commish's drug-addled brain can barely construct a coherent sentence, I'm not convinced he is cheating. The real test will come in the playoffs. I won the most regular season games, so by default I will dominate in the postseason. If that doesn't happen, I will be convinced that something fishy is indeed afoot.

AccardoOutfit29 · 07-23-2003, 09:24 PM

Hey JML!

holyroller · 07-23-2003, 09:43 PM

this is redeculous jml is lying i never made any deal with him to have him win i have said so mnany timnes taht i am not cheating i dont no why all u peoples keeps saying taht i is a cheater u guys r all gay and does not rulez

The Professor · 07-23-2003, 09:54 PM

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originally posted by holyroller
ok. Lets get this sttraight becuz i'm tired of you guys running me threw the mud. OK. I made some mustakes. but I never cheated. u guys think I would cheat, well why would I take the teran team? huh? they suck and dind't even make the payoffs. people makes the mistakes all the time. besides, my cat was reinstalling my computer and the lousy 400 people are no good helping me get my license, which i paid for but now I didn't pay for it cuz my license is gone.

this iz gay you peple saying i cehated. like i need an online league, i going to be a GM someday, i already have a summer job seelling hot dogs at the Legiun ballpark. my boss says i'll be handeling the fountain drinks nex summer. so why wood i cheat in a game. you guyz are all gay.

honsestly, i just didin't want my team to win the title. are u going to blaam a guy whooz hard drive was at the Jiffy Wash?

Elaborated for you...

holyroller · 07-23-2003, 10:05 PM

ha ur so funy proffesor i nevar asked any1 for there ootp id ecept for myu borther because my hard drive had to get redone and when 400 send me the email wit my id they send it to my hotmail wich was delted when my hard drive get cleaned of at the repar shop not the car wash there was never no car wash or anbtihn liek taht so shut hole now ok

07-23-2003, 04:41 PM	#1
Kezzek All Star Reserve Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Keyboard - frantically typing in subtle insults to raise my self-esteem Posts: 973	I think my commish is cheating. I'm in this league called the OTBL. Last sim I was second in my division, three games behind the division leader. The final sim I was scheduled to play 6 games against the division leader and 6 games against the commish's team. The sim results were posted last night (click the "index" link). I think that instead of posting the results where I CLEARLY won the division, my commish got mad and replaced the entire league with one I'm not even in!! That cheating bastard! Anyone else have this happen to them? __________________ - Kez, P.E.

07-23-2003, 04:41 PM	#2
holyroller Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: OTBL Forums Posts: 3,532	ROFLMAO!!!!1 Kezzek is definitely on that wooden board action. __________________ Back to work, but not drawing a paycheck. TonyJ et. al.'s alias “I confused it with the chicken’s neck,” Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. “I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it.”

07-23-2003, 04:52 PM	#3
Draft Dodger Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: formerly of the OTBL Posts: 4,113	hilarious __________________ Draft Dodger (Anarchy: Anything goes. The Draft Dodger viewpoint.) Sophmoric[sic] Member of the OOTP Boards (It's not OOTP; it's your computer) 15 GB Webhosting for $6.95 a month IMO we are best off abandoning that sinking ship that is Off Topic to the rats infesting it and just starting a whole new Baseball Forum from scratch.

07-23-2003, 04:53 PM	#4
Eckstein 4 Prez Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: The OC Posts: 6,358	No, Hollis, you got your line wrong. It's supposed to be some long paragraph with no punctuation or capitals and "Prince fan" spelling, talking about how (a) no one can prove you did anything wrong, (b) we're all just gay anyway and you have 23 owners who are happy with the league, and (c) you weren't in a car wash. Kezzek, however, is most definitely on the board...... __________________ Looking for an insomnia cure? Check out my dynasty thread, The Dawn of American Professional Base Ball, 1871.

07-23-2003, 05:07 PM	#6
holyroller Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: OTBL Forums Posts: 3,532	Let me see if I can fix that... okayh i am so sick of this immiture crap i run a great league and everuy other owner but kexzek loves the leugue he is just mad cuz my team is beter than his u guys know notheing about this so jyust shut up about sutffs u dont know anyting about ur all gay so **** you i wuznt in any carwash eckstain so shut it up now ok im gone now by __________________ Back to work, but not drawing a paycheck. TonyJ et. al.'s alias “I confused it with the chicken’s neck,” Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. “I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it.”

07-23-2003, 05:00 PM	#5
AccardoOutfit29 All Star Reserve Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 531	And also D) He is the greatest GM that has ever lived and that he challenged anyone to be able to top his GMness. FIT DOG!

07-23-2003, 05:14 PM	#8
Crapshoot Hall Of Famer Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: watching: DArwin's missing link in action Posts: 3,112	man, who would be dumb enough to join a league with a comissioner like that ? oh wait... __________________ Senior Senor Member of the OOTP Boards Pittsburgh Playmates- OTBL

07-23-2003, 05:15 PM	#9
asamford Banned Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Snellville, Georgia Posts: 1,769	I actually would like to second Kezzek. The Vancouver Smoke had a large lead over the piddlin Surrey franchise with 2 weeks left to play in the season. Yet, when the final sim was posted, there I was, in 2nd place, 2 games out of first. I am pretty certain that the commish of the OTBL was cheating, or at the very least incompetent. Definitely some shady stuff goin on. Just look at this thread!! http://holyroller.proboards19.com/in...num=1058918720 does this sound like a fair reputable commish to you?

07-23-2003, 05:20 PM	#10
holyroller Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: OTBL Forums Posts: 3,532	**** u samdford ur team sucz wich is why u didnt win not becuase i cheated i dindt cheat and you cant prove it either that i was cheateion or in a carwash so shut it up __________________ Back to work, but not drawing a paycheck. TonyJ et. al.'s alias “I confused it with the chicken’s neck,” Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. “I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it.”

07-23-2003, 05:28 PM	#12
satchel Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Ft Smith Ark. USA Posts: 2,681	It’s scary how well Holyroller does that. __________________ JL Commish NPBL Rhode Island Reds ’33 ’34 ’35 TCBA San Francisco Railbornes ’74 ’76 ’77 ’78 FL New Orleans Black Sox ’56 ’57 ’58 ’59

07-23-2003, 09:06 PM	#15
holyroller Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: OTBL Forums Posts: 3,532	ur so gay samdford heinshon and kufray both is suck that is y u is losing all time ha ha!!!1 tis is bs when ui says that i is cheat cuz i am better gm than u can ever be or any1 here aks any1 i have been in the leugues with and they will tells u ok __________________ Back to work, but not drawing a paycheck. TonyJ et. al.'s alias “I confused it with the chicken’s neck,” Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. “I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it.”

07-23-2003, 09:23 PM	#16
JML Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: The act or process of locating. Posts: 2,154	Well, even though our commish's drug-addled brain can barely construct a coherent sentence, I'm not convinced he is cheating. The real test will come in the playoffs. I won the most regular season games, so by default I will dominate in the postseason. If that doesn't happen, I will be convinced that something fishy is indeed afoot.

07-23-2003, 09:24 PM	#17
AccardoOutfit29 All Star Reserve Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 531	Hey JML!

07-23-2003, 09:43 PM	#18
holyroller Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: OTBL Forums Posts: 3,532	this is redeculous jml is lying i never made any deal with him to have him win i have said so mnany timnes taht i am not cheating i dont no why all u peoples keeps saying taht i is a cheater u guys r all gay and does not rulez __________________ Back to work, but not drawing a paycheck. TonyJ et. al.'s alias “I confused it with the chicken’s neck,” Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. “I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it.”

07-23-2003, 10:05 PM	#20
holyroller Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: OTBL Forums Posts: 3,532	ha ur so funy proffesor i nevar asked any1 for there ootp id ecept for myu borther because my hard drive had to get redone and when 400 send me the email wit my id they send it to my hotmail wich was delted when my hard drive get cleaned of at the repar shop not the car wash there was never no car wash or anbtihn liek taht so shut hole now ok __________________ Back to work, but not drawing a paycheck. TonyJ et. al.'s alias “I confused it with the chicken’s neck,” Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. “I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it.”